Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This drops in August. What are your hopes for this series?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just looks like a worse version of Rise. I hope you gays are happy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    April loses weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the age of hot team mom April is long-gone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In your dreams. Hollywood can fricking try all they want, but sex sells always.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less anime references.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok boomer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That it's cancelled after its first production order.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s supposed to be a 20-episode miniseries set between the movie and its sequel.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope its better than the last one, honestly dont mind lady bishop at all, better than utrom bishop

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That it gets cancelled and turned into a tax write-off along with the whole Rogen-turtles franchise.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That it goes away quickly so we can get TMNT '97 or something similar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 80s show is nowhere as good as X-Men: TAS to get that treatment.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >braces
    >gaps
    Why are modern turtles artists so obsessed with the turtles teeth?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im keeping my expectations low, i like these turtles but let’s see what they have to work with here
    >stockman is already dead
    >shredder is being saved for the movie sequel

    All they have left is this fembishop so i think i’d be happy if this show is just a bunch of silly adventures against monsters of the week use it as a way to show the personality of each turtle more because they really needed that in the movie, these turtles are not like the previous ones they are just teens shredder is gonna absolutely destroy them in the next movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stockman is dead
      Wha-where did they say this? Are you just assuming cause of the time jump? If they waste that casting and character I’d be really disappointed. Escpically cause in that artstyle is would be cool to see cyborg stockman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure they mentioned they originally wanted to make Baxter return as Superfly, but changed their minds later on and kept him dead. It's why Superfly still wears Baxter's clothes in the toys.

        I agree they wasted him, but I don't see them bringing him back. Especially if they're using Bishop as the new villain who uses robots against the turtles and mutants overall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i like these turtles
      Why? They were all the same character. The only thing that made these turtles unique from any other incarnation was that they wouldn't stop talking over each other, which is extremely grating.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of a real villain and majority of episodes being just a wacky adventure around town is what made fans get bored with Rise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've already confirmed a handful of villains and all of them sounded fricking moronic and poorly written, and of course, wherever possible, they were race and genderswapped and their origins and gimmicks were made extremely dumb.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are your hopes for this series?
    For it to get canned for a tax write off

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancelled and written off after 5 episodes for most Spongebob reruns.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turtle fanservice. As much as there can be anyway

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Donnie still going to sound like he's 11?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might check it out. They got Chris Yost from Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes as the showrunner.

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