>tall. >white. >massive cock. >fluent in Japanese. >weeaboo. >expert in martial arts

>tall
>white
>massive wiener
>fluent in Japanese
>weeaboo
>expert in martial arts
>built his house with his own hands

He is literally me!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He lived in Montreal for a while, in the 90's
    Filming something, maybe?
    He and I must have had identical schedules cuz we'd be on the same bus every day, to the point where we'd nod hi.

    Seems like a down-to-Earth guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least there's people older than me on this site.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        word to your mother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should also mention that I gave him daily blow jobs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This ^ poster is someone else pretending to be me. I did not give Dolph any blow jobs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder he has a degree in chemical engineering and was awarded a scholarship to MIT, which he quit to pursue acting. he's infinitely more qualified to comment on science than r*ddit bill nye.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why isn't he doing science commentary instead of acting in movies for which he isn't qualified at all?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dolph lundgren filmography as actor
        >104 films
        AHEM

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And all of them shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wish to protest
            >Review DL filmography
            >All of them shit
            Well he seems like a nice guy and even if all of his films are shit, good for him for having a successful acting career.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rocky IV
            >universal soldier
            >johnny mnemonic
            >fat slags
            WRONG

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Slags is censored in the title but right under it it is uncensored in black text
              Yep, makes sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, Under Siege and Time Cop were pretty neat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Angel is pure kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one thing is fun to do
        the other is not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just because I got a horse wiener doesn't mean I have to do porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to remind us you say this literally every single thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should have him synthetize some beautiful elixirs where I can meet the high council

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. We should behead all shit skins who even look at us wrong

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://thenevadaindependent.com/article/what-happened-to-the-atomic-test-dummies ... ... https://youtu.be/DH0BQtwEAsM?si=5nDlwFR0Tie6RIbP ,

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    K
    I
    N
    O

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure SHG (scandinavian hunter-gatherer) stock.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a great actor, but I bet he'd be a total bro to know.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dolph is the best Punisher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I look like this, anons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how white people look if they hit the gym. You'll have to spend time on Cinemaphile, instead of Cinemaphile, if you want to look like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does mewing actually work and can I fix my shit jawline with it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It only works if you're a kid and your face bones are still growing. Don't listen to shitty broscience.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post chin

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course. Post yours.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick, I'm too old. It's over

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Breathing through your nose is a healthy habit and you should be doing it regardless whether it improves your face or not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do that already, but thanks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile
        >working out
        Most of them are guy dudes posting thirst traps for each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys and hope to reincarnate as someone who is attractive. statistically you will probably wind up as Chinese or Indian and therefore inherently ugly, but there it is

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>tall

    wiener
    in Japanese

    in martial arts
    his house with his own hands
    >He is literally me!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and have a wiener with 8 " girth (obtained via plastic surgery, but whatever)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I love Indian women so fricking much. My desi gf is the greatest cook ever.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ve known Arnold since before I was in the film business. Met him on the set of Conan The Destroyer in 1983, when I was still a fighter and engineering student. Next time we met, I was training for Rocky IV, trying to get some sleep while my girlfriend Grace Jones was having the usual party at my house. There was a knock on my door at midnight and when I yelled:’Who the hell is it?’ The response came: ‘It’s your trainer! I’m here to check your abs!’ When I opened the door, There he was - a big smile on his face, smoking a fat Cuban cigar.
    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn it must be nice to be a chad.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd hate to be that tall, it's impractical

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most kino line reading of all time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they've seen bigger ones on women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's extremely homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a different time where such lines could be perceived from a comedic perspective

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the 80s

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently his daughter and Van Damme's daughter are friends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh I am imagining. It's just kind of throwing me off how similar she looks to young Dolph

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's the rapist blood

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i want them to beat the shit out of me and rape me (heterosexually)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao how can a woman rape a man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              with a dildo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              force feeding viagra and liquids while being strapped naked to a table/chair.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dolph Lundgren reveals he had group sex with ex Grace Jones and 'up to four or five other girls' at the height of their fling... but orgies left him 'too tired for work'

    >no artsy kinky bi black gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at their body language. Dolph is leaning in to her, following, making himself as small as possible, while Grace confidently leads. She isn't the one getting bleached. Dolph is the one getting BLACKED.

      It's a beautiful thing. I wonder what Grace is up to now.

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