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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1980’s sitcom kino.

    It’s similar to the first few seasons of family guy before Peter was moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1980’s sitcom kino!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judaism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really shitty episode of family guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      incel fragility

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shockingly funny, it actually works as a show
    if they gave it a season 2 I'd actively look forward to it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer kino

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it even come close to the edginess of family guy? people have been saying its wokeshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of. If you consider saying "frick" every 10 seconds as being edgy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some moments. Johnny and Ted dress up as businessmen to go undercover at a diner and Johnny makes up this story with the waitress about how his wife wont let him touch her after the miscarriage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is jacking off a dog edgy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not if you do it every week

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gay people existed in the 90's, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The village found out someone was gay in the 90s it would have been ass beating time

      no way a kid in school could be openly gay and everyone thought it was amazing and powerful get the frick out of here they get kicked out of school

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not run out but an openly gay student in the 90s would be beaten up and stuffed into trash cans on a pretty regular basis until they stopped acting as outwardly gay or just hid every aspect of their personality.

        Half the time they got the shit beat out of them for constantly hanging out with people;s girlfriends way too much,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't, they were all killed off in the great flood. Gay people did not start coming about again until 2003 or so.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl says he's "fluid" a few episodes in, that didn't exist in the 90s.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    details please, I'm not going to watch it myself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted asks people in the parking lot if they're gay, some kids raise their hand. That's about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember at least half of them raising their hands

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    McFarland peaked with Baskin Roberts, this is just cash-in shit cause he's clearly a workaholic who thinks he should have died 22 years and a couple months ago
    My mom once missed a plane that crashed and has never stopped, had a great career and sat on and chaired numerous boards during my childhood and even now.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Seth pointing at 80s era stuff and telling people those shows and movies existed.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early Family Guy minus the cutaway gags. Episodes are ~40min so A and B plots get time to breathe rather than a joke a second crammed in. First episode was the best one, but it was decent for all 7

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ted beat up an Asian shopkeeper while screaming asiatic after freebasing PCP?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a moronic homosexual still desperately trying to shill this woke unfunny shit?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    A (mostly) wholesome sitcom where the majority of Family Guy's better jokes went in to.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess. the first episode is very Ted centric but then in later episodes it's to expensive to keep animating him all the time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      na ted is pretty constant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering he's not doing anything but moving his mouth and head they didn't have to do much. Anytime he walked or ran it would vary from passable to janky.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm laughing my ass off but i kind of feeld bad sometimes

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was calling the school bully gay for touching john and then said it wasn't a big deal because its the 90s.

    "Who else is gay"
    And then a group raises their hands

    Stop being trying to be offended by a comedy. This isn't a serious drama preaching to you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This isn't a serious drama preaching to you.
      You're right. It is an unfunny comedy trying to preach to me.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's great

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, she's the best character in the show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...is that the lab assistant chick from Beakman's World?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, yes it is.
        She was so hot back then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's honestly so moronic how they make the parents out to be these god-fearing innocent upstanding people like adults in the 90s weren't the children of 60s hippies. Do zoomers think adults in 90s and in the 50s had the same cultural tendencies?
      I fricking hate american shows at this point, they are annoyingly moronic.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of weed and cum jokes with reminder that white men are bad.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A toned down tv version of the film ted, what else could it even be?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >openly discussing 2020+ woke shit in the school parking lot

    Ted asked a buncha kids who was guy, several hands went up. You're acting like gay people didnt materialize until the 20s but HIV drove them out of the closet, they were prominent in the 90s, good or bad they were there. and heck, Ted's jokes were at their expense, he put down by bully by suggesting he liked touching wieners, not exactly a ringing endorsement. if this is all it takes to get you worked up you might want to go back to veggie tales.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if I'm wrong but in Ted's beginning it was mentioned that Ted was a huge sensation in the world, he toured around the world, was on talk shows and shit. Is this brought up in the show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, all that happened within like the first year of his existence, then his fame dried up as everyone moved on from old news.

      There's even a joke in one episode where they're sitting in church and the priest mentions that God hasn't given the world a miracle in centuries and Ted raises his hand and interrupts, then explains how he might be Jesus reborn.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the news anchor here

        Correct me if I'm wrong but in Ted's beginning it was mentioned that Ted was a huge sensation in the world, he toured around the world, was on talk shows and shit. Is this brought up in the show?

        was actually correct and not just a cheap shot at Southern Christians?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude WEED haha

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another media vehicle to deliver globalhomosexual slop into your noggin

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