Tell me why cartoons these days suck without using the letter ESG, or blackrock, or millennial, or woke, or nepotism

Tell me why cartoons these days suck without using the letter ESG, or blackrock, or millennial, or woke, or nepotism

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're made by people who suck at their job.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Designed by A.I. committees.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lazy artists who don't actually know how animation works and substitute digital art and programs to do all that work that individuals can't.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lazy producers who don't actually know how animation works and substitute digital art and programs to do all that work that individuals can't.
      ftfy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using the letter E
        not good, anon. not good at all.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're asking where shit comes from without mentioning anuses or the digestive system.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DotA

      This.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Professor Lewis expands on this in his book "The Discarded Image."
        He mentions that even up to the late middle ages, "genius" was thought of as an outside force acting upon a person.
        I recommend the book, but keep in mind it was intended for Oxford Medieval Literature students. There's quite a bit of Latin.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He mentions that even up to the late middle ages, "genius" was thought of as an outside force acting upon a person.
          I don't believe in divine inspiration, muses, or a collective unconsciousness.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me what is 2+2
    >and don't say 4 give a real answer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1+3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      2^2

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sqrt(16)

        1+3

        Samefag doing the mathematical equivalent of avoiding the question.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i only did the top two (You)s

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ackshually, only 2/3 of the samefag posts were me
            Just because the jannies over at Reddit are having a gay little slapfight doesn't mean you homosexuals need to come over here to shit the place up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one takes animation seriously. There.

      4.0

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this
      Especially given you struck nepotism as a reason. For fuck sake the fact people are hired on to shows because they know the right people rather through merit is the biggest reason for its decline.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfocused corporations and studios with severe risk aversity demanding maximal returns on minimal investment creating ever expanding crew responsibilities, ever shrinking crew numbers, and demanding rapid turnaround, while being guided by mercurial and easily manipulated social media trends to determine everything from tone, content, style, to staffing.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Animation schools don't teach good draftsmanship and in general don't really prepare you for the industry
    >Companies are scared to fund anything that isn't aimed at toddlers
    >Creators that do somehow manage to get funding keep making shows with no real audience in mind
    >Entire industry seems to consider the young male demographic lost to anime and vidya

    Also fuck you, the nepotism is an issue.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me what 2+2 is.
    >AND DON'T FUCKING TELL ME IT'S 4, OKAY!?!?!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sqrt(16)

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thy alway uckd, thy jut uck in a diffrnt way now. If you man thr ar l hih quality how around, thn probably bcaue tudio ar tryin to compt with fatr mdia on th intrnt

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing feels genuine, it's all wish-fulfillment fantasy where the writers' perfect world can be made or ironic detachment where you wonder why you're supposed to care about the story when the characters don't.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >companies don't want to take risks with new franchises
    >creators using their shows to vent frustrations
    >creators wanting to spread a message too hard instead of focusing on pure entertainment and escapism
    >repetitive art styles

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not fun anymore.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you considered you grew up?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're old

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sinking ship industry.
    Western animation is still heavily-dependent on children for viewership, and thus children are usually the main audience.
    The advent of smartphones and tablets led to children preferring YouTube (and later Twitch) to watch whatever, whenever. Cable TV has been circling the drain for almost a decade now.
    Less eyes on the media = less eyes on advertisement = less money from advertisers = less programming from network shows.
    >"But what about streaming platforms that host cartoons?"
    They still have to compete against the Internet and whatever chucklefuck content creator manages to get the most clicks (or, in this case, taps) from kids/tweens/teens.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My opinion is new generation gatekeeping and the new generation are less mature.
    What I don't get is how it seems like every girl in the new generation is obsessed with anime, specifically Sailor Moon.
    The rest of the new generation is also shameless weebs. So I guess being a weeb makes you a talentless hack that is more concerned with putting a anime reference in the cartoon than making the cartoon good.
    There's probably more actual reasons but I think there's something to be said and a correlation between these dogshit cartoons and the new generation making them being obsessed with anime more than actual Western cartoons of the past.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      anime has its own problems and is not perfect but the reality of the situation is anime is consistently punching upwards into genuine competition if not dominance of higher budget tiers of western stuff.
      and part of this is just understanding the basic rules of the art enough to know where you can cut corners and where not and the west has just thrown that basic understanding to the curb for the most part.
      if you gave every western studio an order to put together a small anime op style music video for one of their shows only a handful would give you something thats not just hot garbage.

      and that just shows why anime is dollar per dollar outperforming western stuff by a huge margin add in a corporate culture that is not circling the drain and anime's are queuing up years if not decades in advance and western studios are dying.

      the younger kids are superficially imitating the lower budget foreign stuff that won in their generation without figuring out the actual craft that let them get that far with cheap animation.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tweening.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Internet

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You-know-who

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies just chasing the almighty dollar. And sadly what makes the most money right now sucks.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many troons
    Bottom text.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of skills writing and animating.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers were the last generation that knew how to make good cartoons and none of their knowledge was passed on. It’s a permanently lost art at this point.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writing teams have been disbanded, meaning less people work on a single episode at a time

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're made by people with no real life experience or worthwhile inspiration, who spent their youth watching anime, writing fanfiction, and posting terrible fanart on deviantart and tumblr. Everything these people make is derivative and offensively self-indulgent.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egotistical boomers
    All the best western 2d animators are silent/greatest gen and they believed in animation as a serious artistic medium.
    Boomers just saw it as kids stuff and never took it as seriously, so their shows were insincere and just a vehicle to sell toys.
    Later generations adopted the boomer mindset but instead see it as a vehicle to sell politics.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The message

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No good work…guys.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snout nation

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corporate interests strangle genuinely passionate creators, while any genuinely passionate creator who seeks to create something outside of corporate interests gets strangled by lack of funding.
    The core issue with a lot of the animation industry honestly is that it has to be managed by a company. I know it's pretentious to say "lul cuz capitalism" but honestly the profit incentive does hurt a lot of modern cartoons. There are plenty of shows (and movies) which break out of these issues, but generally they are the exception, not the rule. Pretty much all of your "blacklisted terms" are symptoms of these issues.
    Nepotism is a big thing, but nepotism also gave us a lot of what's been great about animation for the past hundred years or so. It is ALSO an issue of corporate interests, because people you know make something profitable are safe options to maintain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Corporate interests strangle genuinely passionate creators
      Steven Universe was a "genuinely passionate" show and it turned out to be shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd take a thousand more steven universes over Primos or Total Drama Babies forever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      USA really should create something similar to French CNC, to encourage the creation of independants studios, artists would be more free on the process. It's also a great tool of soft power.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say "suck" is the right word. Cartoons nowadays vary by show to show, such is always status quo.

    Captcha: YOGRT
    fuckin' tight

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it i bcau all of th nw writrs dont know why cartoon in th pat whr so wll lovd and rmmbrd and thy bcam far mor chaply mad
    did it op you bimbo

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you're old.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of animation teams nowadays generally are a lot more interested in pandering twenty to thirty something animation fans on the internet than actually making an entertaining product.
    Like, if you look at a lot of these creators, they seem interested with the idea of making a cartoon for the sake of bragging about making a cartoon without having any idea of what they actually want to make.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    one part of it is while far more functional media ecosystems have respect for different media forms america is very much tiered on that front comic writers are more or less bottom of the barrel guys the union can not be arsed to fire and cartoons are not much higher like wise old media does not particularly value animation projects and new media streaming platforms are just one or two steps up.
    corporate side is not really much better itself with advertising becoming less and less influential of a revenue stream between cord cutting and subscriptions successful animated projects need to be larger multimedia projects that can build additional revenue streams usually toys but disney does a lot more and hasbro is huge in shows. and that adds a lot to the scrutiny on animated projects everyone loved courage the cowardly dog but execs did not think they could sell pink dog toys so it got the axe. on top of that business climate has been on the down curve for decades so thin margin and highly volatile projects like animation are handled very cautiously usually by morons but thats a whole other rabbit hole.

    then on the whole ESG side you want to ignore there is just the encroaching reality of a complete cultural divorce happening in america between globohomo and more or less white america for all the resistance "right wing" minorities are showing for maybe one generation in the melting pot.
    white birth rates have been in the toilet so long they will hit minority status as soon as the boomer dieoff hits and there simply is no disposable income replacement the cheap slave labor the left is shoving in like sardines will work for pennies sure but those cheap mexican construction workers are not advancing into the tradesmen positions that are 90% boomer and this lack of high quality labor needed to use those cheap slaves is pervasive throughout the system america is just plunging headlong towards a financial cliff and the leaders are just idiots or abandoning ship

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the woke millennials, nepotism, ESG, and especially BlackRock

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    137714046
    >blackrock
    is that the nickname your wife gives to Jerome?

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily explain why using the letter J or even the letter N.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do Jamaica and Nepal have to do with the state of animation?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me why cartoons these days suck, without using any of the reasons why they suck

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like an issue is most modern writers are influenced by a limited reference pool, consisting mostly of anime, cartoons and Nintendo games.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >There’s a surprisingly large amount of people on here aware of the Reddit drama
    The janny slapfight featured on Kiwifarms right now.
    I want nothing to do with Reddit, but those homosexuals keep coming over here and spreading their shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that site impossible to reach now without a certain browser?

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's because companies don't know what you can do with animation, no one reads comics and when they do companies don't pitch it as an animation, milking pre-existing properties dry and not gambling on new animation. Not allowing known porn artists into the industry and keeping costs extremely low, bred character designs to be quick and cheap to draw.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. You're not twelve anymore. A lot of cartoons from your youth were not good and you have nostalgia
    2. You're not twelve anymore. You're not the target audience for these shows and you miss jokes because you don't have the frame of reference
    3. Executives are still too afraid to take any creative risks so only shows similar to other shows get greenlit
    4. Some good and creative cartoons get made anyway but you're watching other shit instead.
    5. No one on this board watches cartoons anymore they just culture war bitch at thumbnails.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5. No one on this board watches cartoons anymore they just culture war bitch at thumbnails.

      What was the last cartoon Cinemaphile seemed to even kind of like? Infinity Train Season 3?

      There have been recent shows that have a fanbase on Cinemaphile, like Centaurworld or Inside Job, but they never got that many threads.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT S2 was the last one I remember being universally praised. Owl House/Amphibia are more controversial but those three are the last ones that get actual discussion

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not the only problem but shit is too didactic now. Even adult shows gotta teach some moral every episode. And it would be fine if the show actually had something to say but they dont do it organically at all. Character will just blatantly state the morals to the camera in a monologue. Every episode is an afterschool special now.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re made by people that lack a basic understanding of writing so they have to supplement it with other things.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Trump mind-broke the entire industry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been making jokes about him since the 80s.
      I think you're the one who is mindbroken.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get a braindead "no u" response
        >disprove your stupid comment
        >get banned
        I can tell I'm dealing with professional debaters here, lol

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    writers writing stories for themselves instead of for the audience

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the exact opposite actually

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not. Are you trying to tell me that modern Simpsons writers even know they have an audience and aren't just writing essays to make themselves feel better?

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    women

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couple reasons, one in story department, one in the art department.
    Story: these shows are no longer written by people with life experience, they're written by people who grew up watching cartoons and regurgitate what they saw growing up (this is also a big problem with anime)
    Art: competent animators no longer exist, pic related.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SJWs

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oversaturation

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Bad".

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartoons today suck bad and i'm not happy

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because most cartoons are IPs instead of works of love and art. They are pushed by MBA executive vermin, instead of creators with a passion or vision. They are drawn by overgrown children who are more interested in pushing their vapid personal politics, instead of experienced and skilled adults who wish to entertain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giggling uncontrollably at Manslaughter tbqh

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me about the smoke without blaming the fire
    In addition to everything you mentioned, "optimization" and bad talent pool.

    >Optimization
    Corporations want as much profit for as little a gambit as possible. But to make money you have to invest money, which they're loathe to do. Investing is gambling. And so every cartoon is as barebones as possible, and every corporation uses the same formula.
    >Overly simplified style
    >No shading
    >Barely any motion
    >Nothing but 45° camera angle
    >Outsourcing to Korea
    >Reboots so as to start with an audience
    >Treating the fans as hooked and aiming for other audiences instead
    >Tone as sensationless as possible so as to not offend any group that could lobby

    >Bad talent pool
    "Talent", not talented.
    >Shitty writers, who do no research on the shows they write for if they are reboots or original shows if they were brought aboard in later seasons
    >Shitty animators who were badly trained and expect to commit as little effort as possible
    >Unprofessional showrunners who treat their job as psychotherapy and funding for their dream project
    >Shitty aspirants who emulate the styles and themes that are killing the industry in order to show that they fir in and should be hired

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woke

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generally bad writing, lack of experience and talent amongst newer writers, who lean heavily on what they're told is funny instead of doing what really is funny.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woke

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capitalism demands endless growth, and the only ways to achieve that are to reduce costs (cut writers, animators, anyone that's talented enough to demand high pay) and/or maximize profit (try to appeal to new demographics in such a way as to please no one)
    But because even questioning capitalism is frowned upon here, people will blame the symptoms rather than the cause.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so; japaneses are extremely capitalist, they produce an increasing amount of anime each year with the in-between animation being out sourced in south-korea. The great difference is that 80% of japanese animation series are adapation of existing stories, while western cartoons are mostly original stories, there is a lot more work to do to produce original cartoons than an adaptation one.

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