>real dad who left before I was born >older step dad who molested me and eventually got cucked by current step dad >current step dad who stopped working, started playing video games, and is now crossdressing and on the verge of trooning out
Which one?
Was sitting out on my back porch about a month ago and a mom and her babies came waddling by. I was smoking and we both stopped and looked at each other for a sec - I instinctively sat >Heeey buddy
to any animal I see, it just happens, but it heard me and then just slowly waddled away, paying me no mind while it's babies stared at me.
For sure. That's any animal that can defend itself though. The worst I ever felt as a kid was hanging out in my backyard with my new BB gun. I'd always been told Opossums were mean and viscious and dangerous animals from some family, so when I saw one walking across the yard I shot at it and hit it in it's leg - I regretted it immediately. It didn't try and fight me or attack or even run, it was petrified and breathing rapidly. I hadn't broken the skin but I saw a mark where I hit it. It was frozen and wouldn't move so I thought I had hurt it bad enough to incapacitate it, but I went in and got water and carrots(I had no fricking clue what they ate)and sat the water in front of him. He started drinking after a while and his breathing slowed. He waddled off after a bit. Changed me forever to be real. I was 8 and I never fricking forgot it.
shit sucks, I'm 40 and he's 72 and I still feel like an angry teen when I'm around him even though I'm conscious of it and try not to be. Protip to zoomers: Make good with your dad now, it doesn't magically get better when you're old. I'm still trying to figure it out at this age and just hoping I make peace somehow before he dies, which could honestly happen at any point now even though he's in relatively good health and active.
My dad liked all the obvious boomer shit like Westerns, Clint Eastwood and Car movies but two movies that always stood out and made me laugh was he loved Napoloean Dynamite and RANGO. Not because they were bad but just so random
I try having a relationship with my parents but they just stonewall me. They're pleasant and help me when I need it but they have no interest in being around me or knowing how I am and what I'm doing. Just the other day I was in the entryway putting boots on to go for a walk. My mom was also in there getting ready for a walk. I asked if she wanted to walk with me. She said "no that's okay" and left, lol.
My sister is so fricking done dealing with them. They made her cry because of how indifferent they are to her getting married.
I loved everything you named there personally. There was a time when Disney released something in theaters my entire family would go see it together. I think the last film I saw in theaters from them was Princess and The Frog.
My father is terrible and if I found out he died in a gutter somewhere, I wouldn't care. I would go about my normal day. But at least he never molested me or my sisters, so I guess some people have worse fathers.
>grew up living just above the poverty line >dad dies >find out he was hiding an ungodly amount of money he inherited from my grandfather for no apparent reason
the equivalent of 27 million USD btw, he can rot in hell for all i care
Check the map
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My father was a cop and he died when I was 7 years old.
extremely goofy movie was better
>real dad who left before I was born
>older step dad who molested me and eventually got cucked by current step dad
>current step dad who stopped working, started playing video games, and is now crossdressing and on the verge of trooning out
Which one?
ouch, anon. i thought those were all meme buzzwords, but you actually have lived experiences. be the dad you wish you had.
kek, ngl i would beat the shit out of current one to assert dominance and for the lulz.
>mfw I imagine what this anon’s mother must be like
Who's your favorite opossum?
Was sitting out on my back porch about a month ago and a mom and her babies came waddling by. I was smoking and we both stopped and looked at each other for a sec - I instinctively sat
>Heeey buddy
to any animal I see, it just happens, but it heard me and then just slowly waddled away, paying me no mind while it's babies stared at me.
They can look kinda cute, but when they're scared and they hiss/growl showing their teeth, they can make a grown man step back.
For sure. That's any animal that can defend itself though. The worst I ever felt as a kid was hanging out in my backyard with my new BB gun. I'd always been told Opossums were mean and viscious and dangerous animals from some family, so when I saw one walking across the yard I shot at it and hit it in it's leg - I regretted it immediately. It didn't try and fight me or attack or even run, it was petrified and breathing rapidly. I hadn't broken the skin but I saw a mark where I hit it. It was frozen and wouldn't move so I thought I had hurt it bad enough to incapacitate it, but I went in and got water and carrots(I had no fricking clue what they ate)and sat the water in front of him. He started drinking after a while and his breathing slowed. He waddled off after a bit. Changed me forever to be real. I was 8 and I never fricking forgot it.
Creepy little frickers
There's one that hangs out on fences where I take walks at night, my dog always loses her shit and the opossum just stares at us.
My dad knows I love his old ass. But you're right. I haven't told him I love him in a while.
My Dad is in heaven but I could go over to my Moms house and talk to the urn his ashes are in.
My dad died.
You can still tell him you love him. The people we love never leave us.
true. The goofy movie tho is great too.
I don't have a relationship with my dad
Everything your mom told you about him has been a lie. Reach out to him.
I do, but I also kind of feel like he failed me as a father and a man so I have a lot of weird resentment, even though he's in his 70s now
same
shit sucks, I'm 40 and he's 72 and I still feel like an angry teen when I'm around him even though I'm conscious of it and try not to be. Protip to zoomers: Make good with your dad now, it doesn't magically get better when you're old. I'm still trying to figure it out at this age and just hoping I make peace somehow before he dies, which could honestly happen at any point now even though he's in relatively good health and active.
>tfw I remember all the promises he made and didn't keep
>tfw he was smoking weed in secret all along
lazy prick
I do - he passed 10 years ago in a car wreck. I use his dad jokes regularly.
this movie was so based
we will never get movies like this again
He is already dead, plus he raped my sister when she was a kid. So no, I don't think I will.
He lost his chance :/
My dad liked all the obvious boomer shit like Westerns, Clint Eastwood and Car movies but two movies that always stood out and made me laugh was he loved Napoloean Dynamite and RANGO. Not because they were bad but just so random
>My dad liked all the obvious boomer shit like Westerns, Clint Eastwood and Car movies
Your dad had good taste.
Rambo is basically a western homage
I try having a relationship with my parents but they just stonewall me. They're pleasant and help me when I need it but they have no interest in being around me or knowing how I am and what I'm doing. Just the other day I was in the entryway putting boots on to go for a walk. My mom was also in there getting ready for a walk. I asked if she wanted to walk with me. She said "no that's okay" and left, lol.
My sister is so fricking done dealing with them. They made her cry because of how indifferent they are to her getting married.
>Disney Renaissance Era
>Little Mermaid
>Beauty & The Beast
>Aladdin
>Lion King
A Goofy Movie casually comes along and blows them all out of the water
I loved everything you named there personally. There was a time when Disney released something in theaters my entire family would go see it together. I think the last film I saw in theaters from them was Princess and The Frog.
My father is terrible and if I found out he died in a gutter somewhere, I wouldn't care. I would go about my normal day. But at least he never molested me or my sisters, so I guess some people have worse fathers.
It's awkward. But needs to be done.
He jumped off a billboard in 2017.
I don't blame him.
I only tried to hug my dad once when he was stressed and he got awkward about it. love is gay
>grew up living just above the poverty line
>dad dies
>find out he was hiding an ungodly amount of money he inherited from my grandfather for no apparent reason
the equivalent of 27 million USD btw, he can rot in hell for all i care