>Ten minute scene of Professor X eating dinner with Iceman
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>Ten minute scene of Professor X eating dinner with Iceman
>Ten minute scene of Professor X eating dinner with Iceman
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crazy how he gets away with doing the same character in every thing that he's in
Kino
Not really true
This! Why are people so against this? He does a better job than Patrick Stewart.
It’s the opposite, people liked Gus so much it’s all anyone hires him for anymore
Typecasting is a thing yes.
He's not the worst example of it. Usually my mind goes to Jim Carrey doing the same Jim Carrey schtick in almost all his films or Steve Blum being every single military shooter in the known universe.
Specially funny since Aaron Paul didn't get remotely the same luck.
blame that on the first box office bomb he got into. If he was a little bit picky then he would have transitioned well.
He looks just like Patrick Stewart or McAvoy.
What will Marvel do when everyone in the MU is black?
Is it professor X or Magneto that was in holocaust? Idk remember. But if it was professor X this wouldn’t really make sense
Magneto
>"Y r u gey?"
Oh come on, Lance Reddick is right there, he even looks great bald.
>Cyclops! My office!
>BENEATH THE RUINS OF THE COSMODROME
That's it Cyclops you're off the case!
should Mickey do all the X-Men black? what other Disney ips do you want in the """new""" blaxploitation movies?
>and fans are on board
who did they ask?
reddit/twittertrannies
Did they? I don't think they did. I don't think they ever do.
>Did they?
No, all this nonsense is pushed from 2016 because Trump was racist or something.
So did they really just stick Stewart and Krasinski in Doctor Strange 2 just so they could handwave black stunt casting as “different universe” bullshit?
The Diamond.
Are bald white guys rare in Hollywood or something?
proffesor Malcolm X
10/10
>we're never getting a good superhero parody movie again
I tell ya, It's Morbius but a parody crossover of other cinema vampires that's also a Suicide Squad movie
>Good
I mean, it was almost on par with scary movie 1 and 2 but that isn't saying much
>t's Morbius but a parody crossover
I'm expanding on this, some names change to avoid copyright/trademark
>film starts in the polio/aids-children ward, introduced to Mark Norbius and Lucifer as children (played by the same actors from the movie) were Norbius saves his bro from almost dying
>the mentor is never shown in frame but speaks with a weird european accent and tells Norbius he has a bright future ahead of him
>cut to the future, Norbius (played by Jared Leto) is giving a child a checkup and telling her about his amazing contributions and how she can live to be an adult with her polio/aids too, and when he leave the room he tells the nurse that kid aint gonna make it
>Norbius meets his bro Lucifer (played by Matt Smith) and they have a dance off greeting but as polio/aids victims its very painful to watch, establish Lucifer is very wealthy and is funding Norbius's research and he's going to this strange cave to study bats
>cutaway gag that's Norbius stealing bats from a cave in Gotham under the Wayne manor, cameo by Michael Keaton as a decrepit old man Wayne and his teenage assistant named-dropped as Terry
>Norbius has cured his polio/aids with bat blood but is now a science-vampire
>goes to see Lucifer and tells him in a serious moment that he found the cure but it turns you into a vampire and makes a point to say they are bros and of course he would share an experimental cure with him, and to not do so would be moronic
>Now as science-vampire bros, Lucifer suggests they go eat people, Norbius stops him and explains that's stupid and they should open a blood bank but to celebrate first hit up a club since they don't know how drugs affect them now (is drinking druggie blood going to get them high?)
>They go to a club with a blood pun as the name but inside someone rips open another person and everyone starts chowing down on them, then bullets start to ring out
1/3
>Norbius and Lucifer bolt outta there and puke from shock, suddenly Lucifer gets a fuzzy dart in his hand, so does Norbius and the two pass out wondering if tranquillizers work on vampires, a black man in heard in the background
>"Bitches thought you were slick"
>Dream sequence where Norbius is buried alive to a terrible pop cover of The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars
>Norbius wakes up in a coffin in a large dim room with a pale blonde man holding a clipboard greets him politely introduces himself as Dr. Carlise Cullen(played by Peter Facinelli), starts asking questions about himself and how he identifies his vampirism (Would you consider yourself a vampire, a man-bat, a dhampir, were-wolf, hybrid, or some other specific case?) special character cameos of B-Negative and Christiana-chan
>Lucifer is awoken by Christina-chan dosing him with water as the doc makes sure that's not holy water, he tells Norbius his dream had a scottish blue redhead cyborg yelling at him
>Turns out this is a special task force being put together by Blade (played by Wesley Snipes) to take down some evil forces trying to destroy the world and that he has ways to destroy them all remotely if they fail to cooperate
>The rest of the team includes:
>an old decrepit frenchman denied blood Lestat de Lioncourt (played by Tom Cruise)
>a old hybrid vampire/werewolf Van Hellsing (played by Hugh Jackman)
>a southern vampire who wants to find his wife Sookie known as Bill Compton (played by Stephen Moyer)
>a hybrid vampire/werewolf who want to find his wife and daughter, Michael Corvin (played by Scott Speedman)
>a decrepit old man denied of blood, Count Dracula himself (played by Gary Oldman)
>a southern belle in a skintight green suit who drains energy like a vampire but insists she not one, Rogue (played by Anna Paquin)
2/3
>a japanese man in the most anime cosplay of Alucard from Castlevania you ever saw but is always shown wearing the cool looking sunglasses and speaks solely japanese (played by some big japanese idol)
>many a joke about how the cast recognize each other from different roles, (Rogue mistakes Van Hellsing for Wolverine, Bill mistakes Rogue for his wife Sookie, Van Hellsing and Dracula accusing the other of being a fraud, Micheal and Van Hellsing fighting over a picture of Kate Beckinsale, etc)
>jokes about how vampires work and why are they all so different, religious objects only work if the user believes in them, Lestat's boyfriend died from a plate of flying spaghetti
>once out in the field their first foe is actually Jean Grey (played by Sophie Turner, because its the younger Jean Grey) who Rogue accuses of turning her boyfriend Iceman gay, Jean Grey laughs and says that's not all she can do, the cast is now all portrayed by black actors except Alucard who is now chinese (Jackie Chan) and pissed off, Rogue is now played by Lizzo and is pissed at being a fat joke but Jean yeets her into building, the rest start attacking her, she kills Dracula
>in the building is a sexy outfit Miss Marvel (played by Brie Larson) about to get it on with Peter Parker (Tom Holland) when Lizzo Rogue slams into her and rises with her powers leaving Peter confused
>Lizzo Rogue zaps Jean Grey with her new powers and everyone returns to normal but Jean just says she'll just make eveyone gay
>Lestat appears behind her and laughs saying he already is and bites her neck killing her and turning him young
>turns out she wasn't the only crazy thing going around, there's some weird Akira tumor monster attacking too
>Suddenly behind Norbius, a familiar voice
3/4
>Oh hi Mark.
>The mentor from the beginning of the movie was revealed to be Jonny (played by Tommy Wiseau) and he explains to Norbius that him and Lucifer only survived their polio/aids because he gave them a microdose of his vampire dna, but the cure Norbius worked on was only ever going to work on them, meaning the little girl from the beginning he'd given the cure to as well turned into a tumor monster instead
>they all attack the monster and defeat it using their powers in different ways before the sunrise
4/4
Feel free to add any suggestions because I feel there could by more jokes to tell with the cast
>Fans are on board
I don't recall ever getting on board with this. Who are these fans they speak of?
just shut up, don't aslk questions and consume you fricking nazi,
reminder professor X was originally black
and his wife's son was also black.
>TIL Tracy Morgan was on supehero movie
I only liked that movie because of Marion Ross big ass flame scene
He plays good villains
>Implying this isn't good
This! There is literally no problem with this. The new X-Men is going to be based.
>X-Men
X-people you fricking bigot
It's The Mutants sweeties
mutant is an offensive word
My bad. It’s The Muggas
you can use muggaas but mutties is our word, kay?
I thought this was debunked. So is it really happening or is everyone just repeating the same rumor?
>People just won't accept our OC black characters, so we'll just turn all existing characters black.
What was even the point of making a Black Panther movie if they were just going to race swap major characters?
Do you work on Hollywood?
>black professor X
And people Cinemaphile wonder why the Rippaverse has already made 3 million.
because they lie and shill their garbage like it was some hot shit?
it's all so tiresome