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He's gonna top 2, Art the Clown is easily a mainstay

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I could take that series more seriously if it wasn't lit like a porno

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adds to the soul

      how does he keep the little hat on

      Power of soul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This blood-soaked pile of shit is filmed badly
      Good lord, really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starting up on the "OMG GET READY TO VOMIT AND SHART" PR bullshit before the film is even made this time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick just vomited shit after reading the good news, holy coincidence!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does he keep the little hat on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's an elastic strap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      willed into existence with pure concentrated hatred of women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he learned from the black guy with the little hat in Oz

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clown kino incoming

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he finally rape?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be horror movie victims
    >nobody uses a gun
    Just saying most horror movies would end more quickly if people just used weapons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Art uses guns...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK fire back

        You'd probably need a proton pack and a ghost trap to defeat Art.

        Why?

        No, just a .45 acp

        See now that's unrealistic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd probably need a proton pack and a ghost trap to defeat Art.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, just a .45 acp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >defeat Art
        Why would I do that? I want to be his apprentice.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you're bothered by this thing but not that other thing? you're a hypocrite or something
    ok?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes moron, sexualisation of children is, both morally and viscerally, more repulsive to the average person than that split down the middle scene from bone tomahawk.

    You are not normal. You don't know what the normal mind is like. You also lack the empathetic capabilities to understand why people react that way.

    Even worse, you're stupid enough to try and posture yourself as somehow being more moral.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If you like violence you must be a pedophile
    Liberal logic, ladies and lads

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to watch this at my local capital city

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Even worse, you're stupid enough to try and posture yourself as somehow being more moral.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cuties is a grooming cp movie, what are you on about?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 was shit, way too bright and way too long.

    the juxtaposition from 1 to 2 is ridiculous.

    the scene of Art stalking the girls in the pizza parlor was better than anything in the 2nd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick off you homosexual piece of shit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you point out where I made that claim, I'll consneed.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm waiting for you to point out where I made the claim you stated I made in this post.
    From this point, I will only respond with the word "Black person" as TL;DR for this and the previous post, until you either A point it out or B, admit you can't.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Point would stand if people were actually being physically tortured and killed in these gay terrorizer flicks.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just like the people that love these movies you are way over valuing how nasty they actually are. Pretty much any of the early 00s remakes of 70s horror flicks (hills have eyes, texas chainsaw, ect) are much meaner and grosser than anything in both terrifiers.

    And I say that as someone that doesn't even like them. The violence and gore is cartoon tier, they're are bloody in the same way the last 20 minutes of Peter Jackson's Braindead is. Only braindead is actually funny/entertaining and terrifier is just boring.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It should tell you something that society deems gruesome murder and violence as above preying on their own children. You're in the wrong. Deal with it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited. 2 was my favorite horror movie of the 2020s so far. Not sure if this one will top it, but I'm hoping.
    For any bros looking for more recs, I really enjoyed these other recent flicks as well
    >deadstream
    >the sadness
    >m3gan
    >haunt (2019 but i'll include it)
    >smoking causes coughing (hard to give a genre to this one. comedy/sci-fi/horror anthology)
    >host
    >thanksgiving
    >malignant

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They depict some depraved shit.
    Actual snuff films aren't posted online pretty much anywhere.
    I mean actually filmed and written and edited violence and death isn't shown on film.
    People shit on Cuties because they REALLY put REAL CHILDREN in skimpy outfits and instructed them to twerk infront of grown men. They didn't have actors portraying children doing that or use sfx, they physically did those things. No one is up in arms over the underaged character in Neon Demon being raped because the actress wasn't actually underaged and wasn't actually raped. Likewise people don't generally care much about sfx or actors portraying something violent, so long as it isn't actually happening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is really hard to understand for leftist pedophiles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not hard to understand. They just really want to frick kids and try to convince you that this is a good idea or that youre a hypocrite for not letting them. Almost everyone who has kids or plans on having kids inherently understands why that's bad and it's not going to work.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hey parents let me frick your children!
    MmmmmMmmm NO.
    Haha I know ugh
    It's just that
    I'm not going to let you frick my children
    Hahahahaha
    Get into a real life horror movie

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes the Greeks said this 2500 years ago and the principle has stuck. That is what theater is. Know what theater is not? Preying on children. Hahaha were just not going to let you do it homosexual.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >actual sexualized children vs fake gore that has been popular in films for decades

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Moving the goalposts.
    Whatever is ok to you is ok to you, that's subjective.
    But you must recognise the difference between implying or representing something vs actually physically doing that. That explains why the majority of people react negatively towards real life child exploitation being shown on camera in Cuties (by them actually putting real minors in those situations), and less people are upset about some character in a horror movie getting scalped and the actress screaming on camera for 20 minutes before washing her makeup off and going out for a salad or something.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >real children being exploited
    vs
    >fake clown spilling ketchup on 2nd rate actresses
    Hmm i wonder why are they like this?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Greeks were openly pedos
    Lol pedos really try to convince people of shit like this. No they were not. Nobody was. It's wrong and it's bad for everybody. There is 0 benefit to allowing this to happen and 6000000 negative consequences for allowing it. You're not going to ever be allowed to frick kids so deal with it homosexual

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I cannot believe how shitty your reasoning abilities are, I mean even if you're just shitting up the board for no reason, let's forget the fact that you could actually be a very poorly self-justified pedophile, but even this alone is weak trolling dude

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second movie set up some lore about art being some kind of tulpa and the daughter using a tulpa killing blade to banish him or some shit. Is this gonna turn into a horror capeshit, is it a counter-argument against "elevated horror", is it good trash or bad trash?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It has never been a common practice. Unless you mean marrying off pubescent girls to older established men? Well pedo is that what you want? Are you an established man who wants to marry a young girl and stay with her forever and ever and get her pregnant when she's oh I don't know 18, 20, 30 and 40?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the scene in question is when someone said Black person

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice try pedo. Here you go this female was once a young girl. Any man ITT would marry her. Would you? No of course not. You're a sick pedo who wants to prey on children. Fortunately you'll never have any. Nor will you ever have any.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder to pedos that you're being watched. You'll never be allowed to frick children. You'll never convince people to allow you to do this. Everybody knows it's wrong and that you're evil. Any attempts to do so will likely result in equivalent measures against you in defense of those children. And as we have determined gruesome horror films are less horrible than crimes against children so do consider that should you attempt to act on your depravity and what equivalent measures truly means. People are very protective of their children with every good reason and you will never be allowed around them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Need a scene where Art brutally tortures a pedophile to death, because even that's too far for him. Freddy might molest children but Art doesn't.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He's gonna top 2
    They already did with 1.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A literal spitroast of a baby. Like over the fire with closeups of searing flesh before he eats it.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope there’s more hot ryona scenes like in the second one

  36. 3 weeks ago
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