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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, 32. That's one year younger than Jesus when he died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      Repeating digits, it must be a sign

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bless you, brother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus is king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed thread.
        He is King.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          33 confirms this thread belongs to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      Repeating digits, it must be a sign

      Double 22s reminds me of the time I crashed my Scion going 44 mph

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of when I crashed my horse going 22 mph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      Repeating digits, it must be a sign

      88 new beginnings

      [...]
      Double 98s. God is good.

      Do I need a license plate to post dubs?

      [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      Repeating digits, it must be a sign

      Bruh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's threads like these that make wish moot never invented Cinemaphile.

        Checked

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, I just saw 88 on the odometer. Yeah it's 89 now but I sweat I saw 88 just as it turned.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    88 new beginnings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Double 7s, twice as much luck and energy as a single “Lucky 7”

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this baby shit doesn't ruin his show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the rest of the season is the baby rehearsal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      64. The Nintendo 64 was released to the public on June 23, 1996. 6 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 9 + 9 + 6 = 36. 36 * 2 = 64

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WANNA STEP TO THIS? IM RIGHT HERE

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit its 08:08!!!
    oh its 08:09 now

  6. 2 years ago
    Iceman
    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      >three gets already
      God is speaking to me through this thread

      Double 98s. God is good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i had such a visceral reaction to this shit even though it was a dumb, harmless lie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He knows he's a worthless member of the trivia team, so he's guilt ridden but looking to divert attention from reality, per usual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He said he was a television and film trivia expert. Chances hes been here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >as the clock kept ticking, he just sat there
      was kor waiting for a sign in the digits as well?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 pizzas

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >three gets already
    God is speaking to me through this thread

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every thread related to Nathan is just dubs posting now
    I don't think i can ever forgive that mentally ill person of color

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your input

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do I need a license plate to post dubs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit i knew it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You tried

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is in his 30s and still has dreams of playing in the NBA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish i had dreams of being anything, ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you only have one mattress

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw upright on miracle status

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me explain, I crashed my scion tc at 100 miles per hour, now I have carne asada tater tots god is GOOD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair carne asada tots sound amazing right now
        Of course I just ripped a bong and got in an argument with my roommate, so

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest we start using this Black instead of bateman in the case of trips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Hes an appropriate digits man. He respects far more than any anon here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Respects numbers*

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna put a baby in her crazy ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looked decent for her age, a little bit heavy maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        88 is new beginnings

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what are the odds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        88 is new beginnings

        88 is new beginnings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        88 is new beginnings

        damn straight praise him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        88 is new beginnings

        Blessed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's 44 it's almost impossible and there's a 99% chance it would be a mongoloid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s more difficult but not near impossible, she can definitely still get pregnant and have a healthy baby, though I’d question the mental health of a child raised by this woman.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ARE YOU STEPPING TO BRUH

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does he have autism or something whats with all the number shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like low level schizophrenia or something to me. Not just the obsession with numbers but he's also delusional and didn't really seem connected to reality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its jsut a thing some people do, they use coincidences to make reality seem like it isnt complete chaos
      its basically cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like low level schizophrenia or something to me. Not just the obsession with numbers but he's also delusional and didn't really seem connected to reality.

      Jokes aside, he obviously has mental problems and he would benefit from some therapy, I feel bad for him that he was outed on a show; also I would concur, definitely a schizophrenic disorder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Therapy is a scam bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t know if you’ve ever been but it really depends on the person- to some it truly helps and through conversation they can understand what bothers them and how can they improve while others can’t be helped just through talking. So, I’d say it varies, but it definitely isn’t a scam either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The person you pay $100/hr to talk to you is never going to tell you anything you don't want to hear. You will not grow as a person, you will just become dependent on them for validation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You’re funny
              A psychotherapist is the exact opposite-sure they can be understanding and sound too flattering but in the end, if it is a good one, they will tell you what mistakes you make i.e. what are the errors in your behaviour and how it can be adjusted.
              It seems you have an image of them different from reality, or are they just different in your country?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you think strippers really like you too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if it is a good one
                Your whole reply is a cruel joke and this is the punch line

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is every plumber good, or a restaurant or is every worker perfect? There can be bad ones and they’re exactly as you said. But the standard or if you may, above standard, is that you want to solve an issue, not just do anything you want

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                comparing a fricking PLUMBER to the act of seeing a therapist is so fricking DELUSIONAL holy frick. Bet you're studying psychology too. Well good luck to you buddy. Hope you save many lives.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >let's practice breathing for 20 minutes
            >that'll be 200 dollars
            sounds pretty scammy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love people that read one webmd article and suddenly they believe they're a psychiatrist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I see that you might think this but I actually studies psychology so I know what I’m talking about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I studied astrology how dare you question me

            Lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I feel sorry for you for trying so hard to counter someone (in a rather dumb manner) on the internet
              I simply gave my opinion on something I know about
              And the best thing you think that I oppose you- I’d like to hear what he has from your POV

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hes a crazy Black person drug addict.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            psychology is not psychiatry.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sneed is not Chuck

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They sound pretty similar to me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                one is a quack position and the other is a legitimate doctor

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You absolutely are right but both fields, among other things, study mental disorders. Yes, there are differences in how you approach a disorders in both fields but the subject of study and work is overlapping

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you were a qualified professional you would know that schizophrenia requires an extensive look into someone's background before even suggesting the diagnosis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, you’re right- I dont know this man other than the few minutes on the show but from what I can see there are clear symptoms of some disorders from the schizo spectrum, so I’d say he MIGHT have a disorder

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if he actually had the disorder accusing him outright would be more damaging than saying nothing at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Suggesting-//-accusing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moron, you're pursuing a fake discipline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      schizo is the opposite of autism, sees too much meaning and opposed to not seeing the obvious stuff(like when a girl likes you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably got a brain injury from crashing his scion at 100 mph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coping mechanism after his car crash. It makes him feel better to think god is in control of everything

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed thread

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone was so focused on robin, no one cared to comment on Night Owl or how Nathan took the bar set with him to Oregon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also the fact there are dozens of people willing to lend their baby/chold to strangers for a TV show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We are all cholds of god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they pointed this out in Bruno with the black baby jesus crucifixion, how awful and fame-hungry the people who rent out their children to TV shows and movies are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also the fact there are dozens of people willing to lend their baby/chold to strangers for a TV show.

      For as many parts of the show you can claim are "scripted", there is some undeniably crazy shit that Nathan does that can't be faked. I think by making the perfect replica bar/moving the bar/hiring 30 different child actors, he's trying to prove he can be genuine, which is actually pretty fricking hard to do on TV if you think about it

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    0110110001101111011101100110010100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011001110010011001010110111001110011

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everywhere I look I see repeating numbers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love you too buddy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i legit thought that was steveo when he first came on

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sasquatch liaisons

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything better than ripping bongs and driving fast?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >last episode is called pretending daddy
    It’s going to focus entirely on Nathan and his failed marriage and desire for kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      V meta. It's honestly such a layered show. It makes me think about the decisions I've made.

      [...]
      Bruh

      it's threads like these that make wish moot never invented Cinemaphile.

      Blessed thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        78, exactly 22 less than the speed I was going when I crashed my Scion TC

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's threads like these that make wish moot never invented Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is a cancer site but it's not the cancerest, that would be the reddit.com created by a israelite and an armenian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But without Cinemaphile where would our numbers go?

        he was spoofing the "days like this make me wish the chinese never invented gunpowder" line from the show this thread is based on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How low IQ are you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i tested at 136 in school, but I like to explain jokes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You might also have a knack for missing them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                perchance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is the reddit base that can't stomach the intellectual dishonesty, the overlap is large. More Cinemaphile users use reddit than vice versa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But without Cinemaphile where would our numbers go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those are some fine numbers you got there Anon. Keep at it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vice interviewed Robin, he complained about how the show made him look bad while making himself look even worse by telling the full story of how he crashed his Scion TC.
    >https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkgpng/the-most-fascinating-guest-on-the-rehearsal-who-crashed-a-scion-tc-at-100-mph-did-not-enjoy-his-time-on-the-show
    >Although he was under the influence of alcohol and marijuana and was also street racing at the time of the crash, he believes the true culprit was the faulty mechanics of the car itself.
    >“In retrospect, I had gotten a new Scion tC and I was trying to sell the one that I’d crashed,” he said. “But I had an alternator problem with the other one and didn’t get it fixed. And I completely forgot that my front right tie rod was bad, which controls steering.”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit. Literally everything he says was cut was worse than what was shown. The edit actually couldn’t have been more generous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The editing could be more generous in that it could have edited him out completely

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he could have been more generous to everyone by not being a fricking jackass.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rehearsal thread are always the comfiest.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Give woman a choice of basically any guy
    >Rejects men bases on moronic things like "he's wearing a suit in a photo"
    >Chooses this fricking mutt who smokes weed while driving, can't stop looking at his phone, has some schizo obsession with numbers and Jesus, totalled his last car because he's moronic, thinks not having sex is too difficult because he's way too good looking, and lies to this woman constantly just to try and get in her pussy
    Women should be in chains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was willing to go out with a fat unkempt bald dude, her standards weren't high brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think they might've been blind dates, the vice article mentions someone from the show setting them up

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone feel deeply sad and disturbed for the woman in this show? She's like 44 years old and wants to "Try having a baby" and acts like a child and dates men via dating apps (but is a Christian) and ends up inviting a black pothead mentally ill schizoid frick up to her house - and she's probably one of the better quality women out there. The blackpill here is brutal, also the reality that there are about to be millions of more women like her or worse soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as if reality tv attracts the worst types of people who simultaneously make for a great viewing experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think she could meet a nice guy from Cinemaphile who would probably treat her better than some fricking muttoid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't she find a man in her church or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the church doesn't let you swipe the guy away when you've got some minor autistic hangup about the way he presents himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and dates men via dating apps (but is a Christian)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and she's probably one of the better quality women out there
      Go outside anon
      that woman is not even average

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. she's above average

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Put your tripcode back on robbin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's like the Christian 2022 Fran Drescher.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She does seem awfully israeli

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was hoping someone would say it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she goofy frfr

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do women actually just stand around dancing for like 5 minutes? Like, it is an organized, intentional thing or do they just do it spontaneously?

          Anyway, she was actually pretty decent looking for her mid 40s.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I spontaneously dance and sing songs when I’m alone all the time but I have problems

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >spontaneously
              You plan it every time, stop lying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ends up inviting a black pothead mentally ill schizoid frick up to her house
      he was scouted by the producers

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Robbin and Angela are more aquatinted than first expected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They met through the show and continued to date after. He says so in the Vice interview posted earlier in this thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly grim. I could have saved her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trying to save a mentally ill girl is the quickest way to ruin your life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >guy who left the first night and pressured her for sex
      Women deserve everything that comes to them in life

      >and she's probably one of the better quality women out there
      Go outside anon
      that woman is not even average

      If you're judging only on attractiveness then no. But she's actually less insane than most women out there and that's the sad truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so FRICKING unfair, women could be with nice guys like me who would treat them like queens, but they pick violent, rapey douchecanoes like this guy every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek that's how the rest of the internet sees us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his brother joined the group for a bit but he left 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >1195x666

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Psychology is astrology. Classifying every life choice or personality as a mental disorder is intellectually bankrupt, especially while simultaneously every gender dysphoria and sexual dysfunction as normal. Either deviations from the norm are all disorders or they're not.

    D I S H O N E S T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NO MOM I WILL NOT TAKE MY DISHONEST MEDS
      Take your meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        psychologists don't prescribe meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psychology major here. Mental disorders are real. Gender dysphoria and sexual dysfunction are mental disorders. Psychopathological labels—especially ADHD—are often bullshit and way too intertwined with the pharmaceutical industry's agenda. This is why I never pursued psychology after undergrad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are you upset you pissed away years of your life and tens of thousands of dollars on a meme degree?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I double majored in English, which I'm now teaching in Japan as a foreign language, so no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, I just personally have zero respect as long as it is literally willing to sacrifice its foundational science for politics. At least you're not brainwashed by it. I know a lot of psych majors that seemed to have had their brains rotted becausw of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          meds now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Psychology in a nutshell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I just personally have zero respect as long as it is literally willing to sacrifice its foundational science for politics.
          you hate it because it's not willing to do that for politics. If science says something that doesn't agree with your political views, like climate change being real, then you will call it political, exposing the projection. You are the one demanding that, you fricking chud person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about troony acceptance.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I know a lot of psych majors that seemed to have had their brains rotted becausw of it
          How so?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Psychology major here
        wow, take my updoots!! Always trust the experts, y'all!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Psychology is astrology.
      >still repeating this meme
      psychology has better proofs for its claims than particle physics. I'm not kidding. You can look it up and compare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are an absolute blithering moron. The replication rate in psychology is like 40% (you can look it up) and this holds true for even the most foundational studies in the field. In other words, a majority of psychological studies are misinformation. You're literally MORE LIKELY TO BE CORRECT BELIEVING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ANY RANDOM PEER REVIEWED PSYCH PAPER. It's notoriously the worst field in soft sciences (which are much worse than hard sciences like physics.)
        Even fricking DARPA admits this
        https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.200566

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Worse than sociology

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are an absolute blithering moron. The replication rate in psychology is like 40% (you can look it up) and this holds true for even the most foundational studies in the field. In other words, a majority of psychological studies are misinformation. You're literally MORE LIKELY TO BE CORRECT BELIEVING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ANY RANDOM PEER REVIEWED PSYCH PAPER. It's notoriously the worst field in soft sciences (which are much worse than hard sciences like physics.)
            Even fricking DARPA admits this
            https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.200566

            Sorry, forgot the question mark. I swear I'm not a zoomer.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you guys talking about? Whats this thread even about? As I dont know or understand I'd like the jannies to delete this thread.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How fricking happy were the producers of the show when this dude agreed to let them come back to his place. Episode would have been a snoozefest without him

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ETA on next episode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fridays 11pm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they were the ones who took chase and got him up to 100

      lol unreal

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SQUASH IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mayo thief

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... does he have a traumatic brain injury from crashing his Scion TC at exactly 100MPH? Or is he just a typical black guy with a poor quality brain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's a sovereign citizen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he just smokes entirely too much weed. Since legalization on the west coast there's a lot more proof that a small % of the population has a shamanic type response to psychoactives. This makes sense as about 1 to 5% were celebrated for their schizo behavior in almost every stone age culture we are aware of. The problem is now we have unfettered access to a psychoactive that is nigh impossible to OD on (marijuana) so these guys just become high functioning lunatics. In modern western medicine they call it a "sensitivity" to weed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's also barely psychoactive, effects are very subtle. Easy to miss and think you're just losing your mind on your own. Especially with all the "weed is perfectly safe!!!" shit. Weed is safer than all alternatives. Not safe. Just not as bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mf did you just say someone had a shamanic reaction to a drug?

        Which drug do I smoke to get sorcerer reaction?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gandalfanil

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer threads are so fricking bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna step to this? We're right here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SQUASH IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you stepping to bro? What are you stepping to? Squash it.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking druggie.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    holy kek underrated post

    also 77 reminds me of the time I crashed my scion going 77 mph

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rewatching and I dont remember hating these people so much. I actually hope Angela and Robin crash their Scion tc going 100 miles an hour and die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5533
      >I hope they die in an automobile wreck
      What are you stepping to bro?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man Nathan put me in such a bad light it's not like that at all just israeli israelitery and smoke
    >anyway I was maybe a bit wasted and driving back to my ex girlfriends house but then someone was clearly trying to get me to street race so I slammed the accelerator and ended up crashing the car
    bro

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