Tfw you missed out on being a high school jock in small town America

Tfw you missed out on being a high school jock in small town America

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you missed out on frotting in the locker room

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >here's those high school kids I was telling you about

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >haha those high schoolers, I swear they get bigger every year! They grow em big down south!

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    CAN HE PLAY?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMNIT

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What country are you from OP? And yeah you missed out hard. Theres nothing like being on the high school football team and playing in the homecoming game as all the babes from your classes cheering you on

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You never had the makings of a varsity athlete either way, OP.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How did the fat guy die?

    I remember he lost all his weight, but then he died mysteriously. Did he have diabeetus? Or did being that fat for so long damage his organs somehow?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He got vaxxed.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        In 2016?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Being fat your entire life severely weakens your organs, losing weight doesn't magically make you healthy. You'll still have the heart of an 80 year old.

      Don't be fat, guys

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That can't be true

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Did you simply go through your entire life without ever taking any kind of health class or gleaning basic medical knowledge from reading books...or what? Why did you think fat people die from heart attacks at such a young age?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did you think fat people die from heart attacks at such a young age?
            skill issue

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              git gud fatties

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            You...you do know how heart attacks work right? It has nothing to do with the organ itself dummy.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              You... you do there there is more than one way for a heart to fail via heart attack right?

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did miss out because smoking weed and doing jackshit with other losers like a dumbfrick was apparently cooler because reasons.

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be called a pansy by Jon Voight

    Why live?

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    They basically did too since they were born about 20 years too late.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Small town Texas is like going back in time at least a decade.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Both films were about small town texas, except one took place about 20 years earlier when it was still comfy instead of everything having to be xxxtreme 2 the maxxx.

      • 4 days ago
        THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST

        >Small town Texas is like going back in time at least a decade

        So, trannies and cloudrap? All the "small town good ol' boys" listen almost exclusively to rap like every other goddamn American (plus all the beaners).

        >t. Accidentally stopped at the "party" Dairy Queen in a small TX town back in '10 and it was all jungle beats (plus all the beaners)

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Country and rap have been crossing over for a while now. All the big name rap producers and songwriters are also doing country.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    All the 'cool' kids in my high school did roids cycles in year 11 and 12
    A good chunk of them are bald DYELs now which is always worth a kek

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not Cinemaphile

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He said unironically
      In a thread about the Film Varsity Blues
      Produced by MTV Studios

  12. 4 days ago
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    >FUISTE A COLEGIO MARISTA EN MÉXICO.

    GRACIAS, DIOS MÍO.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    FIRE THAT FRICKING PIGSKIN!

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >truth or consequence say it out loud
    >use that evidence race it around
    >THERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    missed out on shit
    dont be a homosexual

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    That movie was moronic. Morons taking playing sports ball way too seriously. If it wws real life they'd all be in their 40s now wishing they'd focused more on their education rather than play a game

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, they would be uncle rico, constantly reliving their glory days and talking about how they got screwed out of going professional.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was an emo kid, I had it better.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials have no right to laugh at zoomers when this was what they used look like

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The emo/scene millennials aren't the ones laughing at zoomers, it's the normie crowd that loves to shit on the younger generations, always has been.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire culture of a small town in america revolves around their high school sport's team
    What a bunch of pathetic loser.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      this. anyone with cognitive thinking can see right through the bullshit. most of them end up as complete frick-ups by adulthood.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    My dad signed me up for basketball, baseball, football and soccer against my will despite my being an unathletic spaz that hated sports. He was amazing at sports when he was younger and won awards, so I had to be like him. I had to beg him, on my hands and knees and in tears to not make me play as yhey were all miserable, humiliating experiences.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      least ill die knowing the previous generation of men fought hard to stop their sons from wanting to become daughters

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