>tfw you never grew up in the United States of America

>tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
>tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods
>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworks
>tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family
>tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
>tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
>tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your family
>tfw you never woke up happy you were living in the best country of the world
I wish I were American. God bless America.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I might be moving to Florida next year
    I've never been to USA, what's the chances I'll get shot/robbed/raped etc?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you brown? You will fit right in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm white, parents are from England

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You will have a good time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pack lots of sunblock

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sunblock into a FL regular tan. I’m guessing a Brit will burn way easier than base tan. That accent will probably get you laid from bawdy Florida hoes. Of which there are many. Learn to swim if you haven’t. Ocean is way different than a pool and FL can get decent waves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Muslims usually move to Michigan or Minnesota

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >all the anons giving this muzzrat advice on where to move
            grim

            You're a Hispanic lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I am not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a lie. We’re everywhere. We’re in the heart of Texas and deep in Virginia. We’re in your gun clubs and colleges. Any community you go to will have a Muslim and they are typically thriving. Face it we’re what Americans want to but are too afraid of woke culture to change.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've lived in Washington DC and several places in Virginia, rarely remember seeing Muslims. If I did, they were cultural Muslims and didn't follow any of their religious institutions or dogmas teachings. So not really Muslim at all, now that I think about it. Better to call them Arab's.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not all Muslims are Arabs...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody gives a shit you goat fricker.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          American can use more Whites like you moving there to save their demographics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh buddy, better start buying condoms from costco.

          >english accent
          >in Florida, where lots of girls vacation every year

          If you're not horribly ugly or obese, you are gonna be NECK DEEP in pussy like a breech birth. Welcome to the winning team.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          move to Minnesota or New England
          the South fricking blows, you have to be utterly moronic to go there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >all the anons giving this muzzrat advice on where to move
          grim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Remember the climate is different from bongistan; you have to shower regularly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I only ever see brown third worlders dreaming about moving to USA these days. That and mega incels who think they will finally get pussy when they become rich in USA.

          Britain might be the only western country more grim than USA.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          american women love british accents

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How about Latino accents?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Most people can't really hear their own accents

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          youll need to see a dentist right away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be fine, but you'll probably become a 2nd Amendment convert and buy lots of guns like most Euros who come here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never handed a real gun, should I go to a range and get some lessons?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you ever want to shoot one then yes, absolutely. If you don't then you don't need to bother. Like most hobbies it helps if you have friends who are into it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no just go to the shooting gallery in disney world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd Amendment convert and buy lots of gun
        Literally the first thing I'd do if I converted to Amerishartism.
        Your founding fathers were truly the GOAT at creating universally appealing ideals and values.
        Imagine what they'd think of modern federalized America....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          half of them were federalists.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And the other half?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              antifederalists..

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >half of them were federalists.
            Did the winners of the Civil War tell you that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you live in a city, the chance is small, but it is there.
      if you live outside a city, it is practically zero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just avoid black people and Muslims.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      if you live in a city, the chance is small, but it is there.
      if you live outside a city, it is practically zero.

      Statistically as long as you don't set foot in
      >Chicago
      >Detroit
      >Los Angeles
      >Philadelphia
      >St. Louis
      Then then USA has the 4th lowest homicide rate on earth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        St. Louis should be at the top of that list. There are stories about East St. Louis where office jobs will lock you IN the building during work hours.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          St. Louis was it 10yrs ago, now its cities like Memphis or Jackson

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There are stories about East St. Louis where office jobs will lock you IN the building during work hours.
          I used to live close to East St Louis. It's like Africa. I'll never forget seeing Black folk walk around with guns in the open.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is New York really that good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          New York is like a particularly violent euro-city but those listed are like a particularly safe central American city.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There isn’t a city in europe that is as violent as New York lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no source
        lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >SoUrCe!!!1!!!

          Go back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      high chance in the cities, nonexistant issue in the rural areas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In addition to what others are saying which is "don't go into a massive city and it's statistically as safe as europe" which is true, the same thing applies within the cities themselves. You can go into any of them and be totally fine as long as you avoid the really shitty parts where the gang violence happens. It's basically hordes of druggies shooting each other over nothing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jacksonville for example if I lived there I just have this enormous fear that one day ill just drive to the wrong neighborhood cause of a mistake or a business i heard of and then once I get there its FRICKING OVER JUST LIKE THAT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You won't just drive into one without noticing, the balkinization is a lot more rigid than that. There's massive warning signs, it will look like driving into a post apocalyptic setting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna live in New Orleans so bad but the violent crime rate is so high that im convinced me, my wife, or my future kids would be a victim sooner or later, also once I had someone break into my house I don't think i could comfortably live in that place again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New Orleans is literally a toilet. It smells like piss and during the summer is 100 degrees at 100% humidity. Anything you can do there can be done better somewhere else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is true, but there is fantastic food there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you need to speak French to get good food in New Orleans?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lol no. If you're ever there, get a muffalleta

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, just ebonics

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gumbo is just seafood stew and you can get better beignets in New York, Chicago, or Los Angeles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New Orleans sucks ass. It's a complete roach infested shit hole. Every minute I lived there was torture. It will probably collapse into a total African warzone in the next decade. And that's a good thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a central european who travelled there last summer to see the "deep south" irl: living in new orleans is not something one should aim for. Pensacola area in FL was awesome though. Cheap shrimps and beer, fabolous beaches. Chill vibes and oversized pickup trucks everywhere you go. I can totally understand why all the boomers move there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you like sweating when you just go to grab the mail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t be a stupid Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        moving from England to Florida is going to be like dying and going to heaven. Lots of old people, every experience in the world, very few rules. If you frick that up, its on you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Florida has a lot bizarre animals. So be weary around water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has never set foot in any of these places. If you're white walking around a black neighborhood you'll be fine, if a white person goes missing someone WILL investigate it. Often times it's just not worth the potential heat from local police.

      If you're black, even as an upstanding member of society, in a black neighborhood you're going to get robbed or murdered eventually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the chances I'll get shot/robbed/raped etc?

      Come to my house and I'll make sure you experience all 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      0. Florida is great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, we're full

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No we aren't you fricking moron. Nigel from England is a nice change of pace than millions of Juans and Jamals

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no Ngubus

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never got shot in a high school, aren’t fat, or saw a poor person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > never saw a poor person
      Nah these are everywhere now thanks Americans 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >never saw a poor person
      In what God tier county is this possible?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alaska

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Monaco

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Samoans and Koreans ruined Alaska

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Monaco or Liechtenstein?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everywhere has their own versions of that shit, plus I'm pretty sure the statue of liberty is basically a tourist trap for yuros and chinks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
    >tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
    >tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods
    >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
    >tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworks
    >tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family
    >tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
    >tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
    >tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your family
    >tfw you never woke up happy you were living in the best country of the world
    I did all these things. It was pretty great. My state's going downhill though so I need to get to a better one so I can continue the kino.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
    I drove from san francisco to la once frick that took forever and was pure boredom. your whole country must be brain damaged to consider "road trips" a pleasant memory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats maybe a 6 hour drive at most depending on exact locations. That isnt remotely close to a cross-country trip. Its more like an extended day trip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your supposed to plan cool stops frick-wit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't stop in a gas station

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    colonial america must've been comfy af

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah subduing he indians was a giant pain in the ass and the entire conquest was rife with brutal torture and violence. If you were lucky you died of disease. People don't appreciate the struggle it took to create America.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like your threads on /trash/ better because they have furry porn.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then move here and do those things, and raise a family that will carry on those traditions. The beauty of America is that it is not merely a nation, but an ideal to strive towards, and therefore anyone can come here and become an American. A large reason we’ve been having so many issues lately is because of the people who illegally move here and refuse to become Americans. Be the difference.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Americans can so hostile or welcoming to foreigners. If you come here to join us, we will welcome you with open arms. Otherwise, GTFO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The beauty of America is that it is not merely a nation, but an ideal to strive towards, and therefore anyone can come here and become an American
      No, it's a nation with a particular people. It's not a grabbag for the whole world to loot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See

        This is why Americans can so hostile or welcoming to foreigners. If you come here to join us, we will welcome you with open arms. Otherwise, GTFO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's no coming here to "join us" for 90% of the world. You need a certain level of biological similarity to be able to identify as an American. The Founders praised homogeneity and only allowed immigration and naturalization from select parts of Europe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And the OP is a white from England, so what’s the problem?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He might be a redcoat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                have the feathers on standby

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >white from England
              Depends on where he's from, southern bongs are the equivalent of Californians.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm responding to the claim that "anyone can come here and become an American" not necessarily about OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I want to come to America and I'm Greek. My skin is very pale though and I promise to love America and assimilate. I won't completely abandon my roots but I will try to find a sweet balance between my Greekness and my host country's culture and norms. Most Greek-Americans have done a pretty good job with that. There even almost was a Greek President; Dukakis run against the first bush. So, would you let me in the country porfavor?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I guess I don't see the harm in i--
                >porfavor
                Nice try, Pablo, but sneaking in through Greece isn't going to work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Nice try, Pablo, but sneaking in through Greece isn't going to work.
                Oh shit uhhh I-i meant let me in malaka

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes. we dont care how dark you are as long as you assimilate and not even that much. you can keep pretty much all of your weird Greek customs. make a half decent effort to speak English and don't live in some secluded ghetto and you are welcome.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Immigrants don't care. Your old criteria no longer applies. Sounds like just your opinion. Sorry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah that's what he said

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you can redefine American that extremely, it stops meaning anything. That means the identity is dismantled, not added to. You basically have to "start over" trying to turn a bunch of random people into one unified group with a common identity and heritage, and so far nobody has been able to do that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not going to work either. Just self-segregated enclaves dependent on ethnicity/income.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's just /misc/. Don't drink from their moronation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If you can redefine American that extremely, it stops meaning anything.
                It never did.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It did for about 200 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this dude from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fist of the North Star

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey anon, you forgot part of your post. Let me add it here so we can make sure you're sending the right message:
      >NOTE: THIS POST ONLY APPLIES TO WHITE PEOPLE. IF YOU ARE BROWN AND CAN SOMEHOW READ PLEASE DISREGARD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have white skin but my descendants are hispanics wat about me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How does it feels cumming into Latina pussy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not worth it they r insane

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Most of them aren't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Indigenous person here. Kindly frick off you heathen squatters with your “America is only for the whites” nonsense. Know well that you are also a descendant of the same slop you mock endlessly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Indigenous person here. Kindly frick off you heathen squatters
          We developed the land from prairies and forests into a developed nation with some of the highest living standards in the world, while your people were getting drunk in you teepees. Now you're on our internet telling us you're "indigenous" to our land. You're a squatter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your people have spent two hundred plus years shitting up the land so your wienerroach level DNA could spread far and wide. Land that used to beautiful and expansive; land that could support thousands of years of people prior to the “discovery” of this country. Our languages, our art, our history, all of it taken from an untold millions of indigenous people so white people could do exactly what you’re doing now - taking claim for something that isn’t yours to begin with. You can call us drunks or losers, whatever makes you feel better about your pitiful history-less existence. I laugh at all you racist gays because you’ll never be pure blooded like me, never have an individually unique cultural like me, and will will never feel the pride that I feel in my heritage or my people. You all complain about the homogeneity of liberal ideas but lean on the same historical and hereditary homogeneity as a crutch to prop up the ever so expansive “white identity” that contributes to whatever sense of entitlement you feel toward other races. In other words, you’re a mutt in denial. I accept your concession.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Your people have spent two hundred plus years shitting up the land
              Said from what? A computer connected to the internet, in an air conditioned European-style home.
              >Land that used to beautiful and expansive; land that could support thousands of years of people prior to the “discovery” of this country.
              Land you burned down when you needed to, land you migrated around without settling anywhere as if you couldn't appreciate any particular aspect of it.
              > You can call us drunks or losers, whatever makes you feel better about your pitiful history-less existence.
              You're talking to a person who decided history was worth preserving and wrote it down in the language you now speak.
              > I laugh at all you racist gays because you’ll never be pure blooded like me
              The product of a million tribes raping and genociding each other. "Pure" as yellow snow.
              >You all complain about the homogeneity of liberal ideas but lean on the same historical and hereditary homogeneity as a crutch to prop up the ever so expansive “white identity”
              Said by someone who described themselves simply as an "indigenous person" instead of declaring their tribe.
              A squatter and a hypocrite.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We preserved history as well. We had songs, we had music. We had complex languages that were erased from history because the Christians deemed it incompatible with their beliefs. I’ll take a nomadic pastoral life over listening to you buttholes whine about how all the world should be kissing the toes of colonizers and their descendants for robbing everyone of their identity and providing nothing in return. We should thank you for taking the wonder and the grace from this world and replacing it with a godless hole of unfettered consumerism? Nah, we’ll just laugh instead as the noble white identity becomes consumed by the very thing they despise. Also I’m anishinabe from Turtle Mountain. Martin clan. Enjoy your serfdom, whitey. You people have worked so hard to get there, ya know?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Christians fricked over a lot of people, what makes you so special?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >We preserved history as well. We had songs, we had music.
                HAhahahaha.
                >I’ll take a nomadic pastoral life over--
                Oh, is that what you're doing now? You're a pastorial nomad with your iPhone there?
                >I’m anishinabe from Turtle Mountain. Martin clan.
                Anishanbe meaning a blend of random tribes from the Great Lakes region who fought on the side of the French. You mean the Marten clan, who survived by presenting their women to white men.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And what makes you superior? You’re patting yourself on the back for imposing this hellscape onto people who did not want it. Who did not need to resort to such low behavior to survive in the first place, but did so because the world around them forced them into such a position. What? You think you’ve won because the game was already rigged? You think history is going to be kind to white settlers and early Americans? Hubris, comically pure hubris at that. Good luck while the browns of this country become the dominant breed and frick your daughters, granddaughters, great granddaughters, etc until nothing is left of your beautiful white heritage but ashes and laughter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You’re patting yourself on the back for imposing this hellscape onto people who did not want it.
                If you don't want it, what are you doing here? Who's stopping you from living naked in a tent on the outskirts of a forest?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there was nothing pastoral about nomadic tribal life. The only Indians that what might be described as pastoral life were the Iriquois, since they were trying to rise above savagery by forming a government etc.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Our languages, our art, our history
              The TV told you natives have a "rich culture" and you believed it. Your "culture" is the only cope you have and it sucks dick. It's garden variety hunter gatherer culture made by low intelligence tribes that were pushed out of Siberia.
              >hey yah hey yah bongo bongo bongo
              Whoa so deep. They do the dance thingy so the moon god will give them stronger boners. Shut the frick up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >WE replaced kino untamed wilderness with globohomosexual cityslop
            >ur welcome btw

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            israeli slaves frick you for fricking up North America and sending billions of dollars and white men to die for Israel kys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This "indigenous" term is such a crock of shit.
          I was born in North America, therefore I am indigenous. Consequently, so were parents, and their parents, and their parents, and their parents, and probably their parents.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Indigenous person here.
          Hello non-american. Natives don't refer to themselves as "Indigenous"
          ESL Black folk really do fricking shill hardcore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree on principle but this is only viable if he's white or a natural citizen from Europe.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
    BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

    Everytime they play the American anthem on television I stand up straight, hand on heart in my living room and bellow out the words. Even though I am not a US citizen. My chest swells with pride when I sing it. My mother looks at me like I'm a fool and I don't care, for I know I am singing the anthem of freedom and democracy and therefore, humankind. God bless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope Trump wins again so I can like America without feeling embarrassed. America in its intended form and funding ideals is a great country and Trump used to showcase those things.

      t. europoor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >God I hope Trump wins again so I can like America without feeling embarrassed. America in its intended form and funding ideals is a great country and Trump used to showcase those things.
        Of course everyone outside of American wants Trump to win so he can destroy this country. A vote for Biden is a vote to save America, a vote for Trump is a vote for Israel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trump's the one that calls for respecting and taking pride in America's past and getting rid of people who shouldn't be here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >getting rid of people who shouldn't be here
            Such as?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Foreign nationals from south of our border

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about those foreign nationals who got residence and/or citizenship?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Revoke birthright citizenship and other loopholes that weren't intended to apply to the situation we're in now. Trump talked about that too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              indians

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's a Canadian problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >A vote for Biden is a vote to save America, a vote for Trump is a vote for Israel.

          True words

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >God bless America.
    I didn't read the rest of your post but I find this part agreeable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that its name before Chuck bought it?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just take a vacation to the states. Cinemaphile can hook you up.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did all of these things except Yellowstone. Yeah, childhood was pretty great but now I'm just sitting around in my hometown and I don't even have a car.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you have a car?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're expensive and I don't have a job.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans so insecure that they need to make these threads?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its the Euros that are insecure and make them, not Americans.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Britain should have won.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, they didn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, they didn't.

      twice...they didnt win, twice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its always easier to play defense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which time?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont feel too bad anon
    most americans arent american

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm american and i did all that shit but i'm leaving this year. this place is cooked

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hold the liiiiinnneeee!!!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of that matters because you can't get pussy. You have to be a violent moron if you want women here to retain even an iota of respect for you.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw: shows face of American character.

    Are you moronic, OP?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to feel any pride in this country when Asians weren't even given any basic rights until a few decades ago and we continue to be victims of hate crimes especially during COVID

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      asians are victims of hate crimes to the extent that they live near blacks. it has nothing to do with covid. i thought you guys were high iq but i guess you're an outlier lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just blacks attacking you dudes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        asians are victims of hate crimes to the extent that they live near blacks. it has nothing to do with covid. i thought you guys were high iq but i guess you're an outlier lmao

        Blacks committing crimes against Asians is a California thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Move out of the Bay Area

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why should you feel pride, its not your country
      go back

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wish I were American. God bless America.

    I'm working my way through The Wonder Years, as well as kino from 1950s/60s, and kino looking back with nostalgia on that era.

    It's all part of my plan to hypnotize myself into believing I'm a Boomer American. No one can tell me I'm not a true Murican. The fact that I walk out my door and am instead confronted with a cold grey shithole country is some kind of geographic anomaly. By rights I should be able to jump in my vintage open top convertible and cruise out past monument valley type landscapes, then stop at some diner with waitresses on rollerskates.

    That's the life for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do this but with the early 2000s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >early 2000s
        This, it's the best American era.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No that was terrible. After 9/11 everything went to shit. That was when the world fully turned on Murica, and when it became impossible to hide the obesity that was everywhere. The culture was terrible, and audiences rather watch Tolkien/Potter fantasy than Muricana.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just say your in your late 20s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all part of my plan to hypnotize myself into believing I'm a Boomer American. No one can tell me I'm not a true Murican. The fact that I walk out my door and am instead confronted with a cold grey shithole country is some kind of geographic anomaly. By rights I should be able to jump in my vintage open top convertible and cruise out past monument valley type landscapes, then stop at some diner with waitresses on rollerskates.

      As good a plan as any I've heard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all part of my plan to hypnotize myself into believing I'm a Boomer American

      I do this, but to convince myself I'm a white American living in 1980s suburban utopia, when the mirror tells me I'm a black ghetto dweller.

      Day to day life feels like some nightmare Quantum Leap episode gone wrong. My dream is to find some white American Becky to marry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >American Becky

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's a longshot, but my standards are not high. Went out with a white girl already, so I know it's not impossible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for taking out our trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every holiday, it was just my parents and me - we didn't have family gathering events. I am certain that the number of people actually celebrating has decreased in my lifetime - most people my age just want to relax instead of host or attend an event and all the skills are long dead.

      The Wonder Years is a good one. Growing up in the 90's, most of the tropes were still in place. The Waltons is another good period piece, please watch The Waltons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Wonder Years is a good one. Growing up in the 90's, most of the tropes were still in place. The Waltons is another good period piece, please watch The Waltons.

        Have seen some of that and it's wholesome and cosy in it's own way, but not quite what I'm going for.

        I like to envisage a world with pink Cadillacs and Beach Boys playing on the radio. I'll watch old westerns, but I like to imagine the actors walking from the 1880s off set to hop in a Corvette and cruise past 1960s Hollywood like that Quentin Tarantinokino. Sidebar : I recently saw a 1960s movie Spencer's Mountain, and the Waltons basically lifts its whole premise from that.

        Going back to the Wonder Years, eventually these will replace my real life memories. That will be my childhood. Winnie will have been mine. I broke up with my real life girlfriend after going back to Wonder Years. Realised she just wasn't giving me those same feelings. It was mostly about sex and convenience, but there wasn't that emotional tug where you just want to take care of her and see her look back at you with those eyes.

        These days I just rather live in a total fantasy land.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get in America?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its alright, I guess we don't really take it for granted

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >United States

    >Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting

    >Highest GDP on Earth

    >Worth 51% of the global economy

    >Largest navy in the world

    >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth

    >Only country with a functioning railgun

    >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth

    >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones

    >Developing a new generation of spaceships

    >Only country to have been to the Moon

    >Only country with a private sector actively working in space

    >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

    >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart

    >Won WWII singlehandedly

    >Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)

    >Leader of the free world

    Don't like us? No problem.

    At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgygays "LOL frick the system frick Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

    You are ALL American people.

    I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very based post

      ?t=42

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that there are people who die every day trying just to get the chance to live here as an illegal second class citizen amd that half our crises are because we have so many fricking people trying to come here its a problem.

      Also, never forget, unless you are decended from slaves, there is a reason why your ancestors left Europe, Latin America or Asia.

      Finally, euros shit on Americans but I find it funny how my plastic paddy LITERAL MUTT ass knows more about the culture, history and customs of the countries of my ancestors than most of the population of those countries. Absolutely embarrassing for Europeans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LITERAL MUTT
        How so?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm of Irish, Czech, English and German ancestry, by American standards I might as well be european, but by euro and /misc/ standards I'm a mutt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I thought you meant "literal mutt" as in a quarter black and an eighth cherokee or something lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so much this. My great great great grandma came from Cardiff, Scotland, and I know drink ginnes too. I'm more Irish than any of those fricks still living there!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both my parents are from an ex-Soviet republic, despite being born and raised here I don't feel "American", I identify with my home country much more and I'll be repatriating soon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, never forget, unless you are decended from slaves, there is a reason why your ancestors left Europe, Latin America or Asia.
        This so much.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i feel ya OP ive done everything on your list except my road trip across america where I saw 30 states was with my dog and wife, being american is a tremendously good feeling but I think it really comes down to having a home with a sizable yard or atleast proximity to nature, I love life but fear ill never have the pleasure of owning your own property like so many people do without realizing how lucky they are

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are some movies/shows that help you get fully immersed in the American life while you watch them. For me it's Disturbia with Shia Labeouf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shia Labeouf

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's still time. i'm only now moving to america as a 33yo old man

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are natural parks like in europe? I always took yosemite and the high sierra and mt lassen and the undeveloped lost coast for granted but I guess most european countries don't actually have protected wilderness areas like we do since most of the place was owned and used for centuries before anyone thought to set it aside purely for enjoyment. I know there are beautiful places but are there national parks / wilderness land like we have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In Scandinavia there are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude 40% of Europgt42e is forest

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Step one: put ice in your drink

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same
    it's why I hate watching as they're just allowing their country go socialist/communist
    such a waste

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what I love most about US as a european is the incredibly diverse nature that americans seem to take for granted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Pretty sure poles, krauts, frogs, and slavs are a lot more different than someone from between like LA and Nebraska

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now if I'm not mistaken he meant nature as in outdoors, nothing to do with people

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Save up some money and take a trip. My dad has never been overseas so I said let's go for a holiday somewhere.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you were born white during the final years of white america and have to live during the downfall

    I mean, at least I had a semi decent childhood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice anon

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Laszlo went into a bar.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's over burger bros. The future belongs to China.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Wests new religion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Except the right side worships capitalism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if you mean israeliteservatives/Republiisraelites then yes.
            but make no mistake, they're not "Right Wing"

            this is like saying Liberals & Democrats are "Left Wing"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No they really dont

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do they worship then?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                like Democrats & Liberals they worship israelites.
                I love how these lines are finally clearly visible that even normies see them now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like 90% of the people in those pics are guaranteed to spit on anything right of moderate and openly identify as some form of left.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn I have done literally every single thing in that list frick yeah

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did all these things. AMA.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonynous

      Nta, but notice all they five pointed stars on the blue passport are organized into a 6 pointed star.
      This is also present on the $1 bill and numerous federal buildings.

      What did they mean by this?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a old propaganda machine still alive like a zombie which leads foreigners to believe the USA is different than it actually is. It is many decades out of date, maybe even half a century or more, and distorted by films and movies presenting an unreal version of America. The USA is not southern California by a longshot. I grew up in the middle of nowhere and had to wake up at 5AM to catch the bus in the middle of snowy subzero winter at 6AM, and then sit on the leather-seated bus for an hour to get to school. My family only went on a handful of long car trips, and eventually went less frequently and just flew instead. The distances are stupid and driving long distances sucks ass, it is not a fun movie scene. You are bored out of your mind, everywhere looks the same literally for the entire day. Those car trips are the reason I became a sperg obsessed with Game Boy games - when it got dark, you needed a worm light. On those trips, you have to pee and wait for the next rest stop which could be an hour away. Food consisted of premade lunches in a cooler and cheap sweet drinks - this was actually pretty awesome looking back. With nearly all multi-day outings, your parents inevitably end up arguing and that ruins the mood for the day or possibly the rest of the trip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonynous

      Most of those are whiny ass complaints but I'm sorry you're parents suck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of people got a good American life, you parents just didnt love you you enough to try hard to make your life good.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Addressing your other points which I grew up with:
    Camping and hunting makes you feel like you're one of the original settlers, it is cool. If it rains, it's ruined. I can't overstate the degree by which weather affects everything - most of the time, weather ruins whatever you're trying to do. The wild animals are less exciting than you think based on movies/TV shows, mostly just squirrels and random birds, sometimes skittish large deer (yuro deer are laughably small). Yellowstone, Liberty, etc - we never visited those meme tourist traps- too far away, too expensive, too busy. We visited local things within a few hours' drive - always on hot days. I went to live pro baseball games a few times and they sucked - hot, loud, and way too long and achingly boring. Every year at school was the Homecoming for football which was solely a reason to be social and nobody cared about or watched the sport part - parents sat and froze in the stands, and next year just drop you off. At least it was cool at night during that. Barbecue is essential for summer because you don't want to heat up the house. Fairs are a fond memory, basically combined with 4th of July. We went to multiple fairs every year, basically the main outing - always on hot sunny days. I loved the maple syrup festival most of all. You should also include Halloween in there - on a cloudy autumn day, picking apples fresh off the tree and coming home with a haul, eating donuts and hot cider, getting a pumpkin from the haybale pumpkin patch, gutting and carving the pumpkin - peak nostalgia for me. Autumn was a time of relief where you're not dying of heat stroke anymore. Thanksgiving and Christmas are basically both the same thing, same food and entertainment - some ritual yearly movies and music. Every holiday becomes boring and repetitive after a few times except Halloween, but you have no choice but to participate.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods
    >tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family
    >tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
    >tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
    >tfw you never woke up happy you were living in the best country of the world
    I did these things.
    t. swiss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      French, German or Italian Swiss?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Done all those except the state fair
    Shooting guns with friends and family is also a blast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they have state fairs where you live?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here, they don't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I never bothered going to one

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another point on the car trips, since foreigners believe it's like some california movie: The fastest way anywhere is always extremely bland. The landscapes are not breathtaking, they are instead either: 1) tall trees you can't see past, or, 2) a concrete wall you can't see past.
    If you want to spend 30 hours driving instead of 10, sure - you can see cool stuff. But nobody wants to do that. Everybody takes the boring route because it's faster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol you must live in a shithole. The whole length of I-5 and 101 is amazing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I-5 is a barren shithole from Tejon through Redding. I drive it on a regular basis. Frick the central valley. Frick harris ranch. Frick bravoland.
        Shasta lake north to Grants pass is wonderful though

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And I thank God for that.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wait that isnt football. that is "american '''football'''" yuck

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The reason I envy America the most is the 80's/90's teen culture. It seemed like bliss. In Europe, there is no teen culture, no prom, nothing. No rite of passage. You're expected to start wagecucking when you're 17 in addition to school. It's misery all your life. A lot is said about wasting your youth and this is true for Amerifats who didn't go out but for us Euros, there was any "youth" to waste. We're all just drafted into wage slavery from 18 years old and expected to work until death.

    I envy you Amerifats like nothing else. What I'd give to live in the world of 80's teen movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The reason I envy America the most is the 80's/90's teen culture. It seemed like bliss.
      it was only good if you were part of the top 10% of the highschool clique

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even so, there was a culture, there was a teenage youthful culture. Just to be a part of that in any way seems good to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i'm an american but my experience was much more similar to the inbetweeners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you babbling about? Just how autistic are you? My country (and neighboring countries) have had their own youth traditions that are as good or even better than just one party night called prom. Maybe if you went to a vocational school this is true, but really not even then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i grew up in nyc and went to all boys catholic school and missed out on all of that teen culture since we were all just Cinemaphile weebs kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What I'd give to live in the world of 80's teen movies.
      90s-2000s teen movies too.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about that. I just wish I was born in some middle class suburb and taking the school bus to school and all of that.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here want to move to the states?

    I'm in UK medical school planning to train as a GP/family doctor after graduation. With GP you don't have to redo residency/training, this was originally limited to like 2 states but now 10+ are possible. UK is also eligible for the GC lottery now so I'll be entering that as well.

    As soon as I'm done with GP training I plan on making the move and if legislation changes or I run into difficulties Canada is a much easier alternative. Just imagine literally living here, in a massive house, driving your cybertruck or f150 to the gun range and then enjoying an outdoor BBQ/pool party with your mates. Bliss...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What city is this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No idea lol, I just type in "Nevada lifestyle" on google images so presumably it's a generic smaller city in Nevada.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's much better states than Nevada, Nigel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Choice is still limited though hopefully more of ti will open up. I presume all the coloured states will be an option by the time I'm done with training.

            >We're all just drafted into wage slavery from 18 years old and expected to work until death.
            Americans are expected to move out and work immediately at age 18. If you aren't gone, you will be pressured until you are gone. From what I've heard, euros are at least able to live with their parents beyond 18.

            Make the US work. It's not perfect and in a downward spiral, but Canada is dead, literal language control legislation in force now. Also the medical career situation in the US is not great so good luck mate.
            Also lol at Nevada. Must be joking then.

            Canada is my 2nd choice but yeah I'm definitely going for the USA if I can get it.

            This is all relative the medical lifestyle is straight up insane compared to the UK. $300k+ per year for GP, with lower taxes and most stuff being cheaper? Yeah I'm in

            I think a lot of Americans are unaware how atypical it is for the average person to drive an f150 or live in a 2,000 SQFT house, in the UK only the richgays do that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've been to the UK a couple times, and definitely noticed everyone was driving hatchbacks. One time though I saw a Ford Escalade on an A-highway, with the steering wheel on the left side, amusing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the f150s are obviously too big to be practical but even if the roads were bigger very few would be able to afford something like that. Fuel is way too expensive, salaries are crap and cars themselves are much more here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I would recommend Wisconsin or Illinois. I can't vouch for any other state personally. But Nevada, Florida, and Tennessee are probably the worst ones. Rest are probably fine but do not live in coastal states because earthquakes and hurricanes. West coast esp is very doomed, gonna be crazy when those hit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I meant Indiana. I have mixed them up my entire life lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What is this image about? What residency requirements?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Residency means postgraduate doctor training

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nevada is a strange place. Only been there once, but all the people are "vain" and generally weird, and the climate is "hostile toward all life" literally. Just dry as frick with too much sun. Would recommend someplace else. Like others have said, New England and the Midwest are the best parts of the US.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good christ that's Reno. Either extremely touched up or a very old pic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We're all just drafted into wage slavery from 18 years old and expected to work until death.
      Americans are expected to move out and work immediately at age 18. If you aren't gone, you will be pressured until you are gone. From what I've heard, euros are at least able to live with their parents beyond 18.

      Make the US work. It's not perfect and in a downward spiral, but Canada is dead, literal language control legislation in force now. Also the medical career situation in the US is not great so good luck mate.
      Also lol at Nevada. Must be joking then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is quite nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      canada has some of the most expensive housing in the world, you will never own a home if you decide to go to canada

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oof.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good, I'd rather stay in France. America is a souless shithole, its history is as long and prestigious as an English cookbook.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the east or west coast better?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      West coast is on a fault line and the society is a cult. Anywhere else is better.

      That’s a lie. We’re everywhere. We’re in the heart of Texas and deep in Virginia. We’re in your gun clubs and colleges. Any community you go to will have a Muslim and they are typically thriving. Face it we’re what Americans want to but are too afraid of woke culture to change.

      I never saw an outwardly obvious muslim growing up, nor anybody who claimed they were.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were there but your brain mixed them in because you were just looking for a boogeyman. In reality they’re not really much different from anyone else. Unless you lived your whole life in crack dens and bars.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never been to NYC, hence no Lady Liberty, but the rest are kino. Also, Yellowstone is mid tier compared to the other National Parks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Recommend some other National Parks, then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but Zion in Utah is pretty based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Zion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, it's a cool name.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Acadia, Olympia, Great Smoky Mountain, like all the Utah, Great Sand Dunes, Yosemite, etc.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
    >tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
    These two are legit comfy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Midwest state, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I'm from the south.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m American and my kids will never experience any of that because of the israelites.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America is 3rd world now. Has been since social media took the place of reality. Shame, really. Used to be the best.

    t. 31 y/o American

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >talk to some limey I played online games with back in the day
    >haha anon you sound like le cowboy!!!!
    Why are foreigners like this?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not all it's cracked up to be anon, at least you have a culture, a people, that's something we'll never have again. Even if you're from somewhere like the Balkans, or Eastern Europe, that's all that matters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      America has a people and a culture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe in a loose, technical sense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah at this point Americans are their own separate ethnic group

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    america is only 40% white
    Shant want to live in such a shit hole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >40% white
      More like 20-30% if you exclude all the Arabs and cryptomutts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        America is like 50% White.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if by white you mean "people of 100% european descent" then it's maybe like 10%
          if you mean "people with light skin" then it's probably closer to 50%

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch
    >April Morning
    >Drums Along the Mohawk
    >Gone With the Wind
    >Birth of a Nation
    >The Outlaw Josey Wales
    >Jeremiah Johnson
    and you’ll know more about being American than any American who hasn’t watched them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can vouch for Jeremiah Johnson. For a documentary along those lines, also recommend Alone in the Wilderness. A modern movie I enjoyed simply because it was set back then, is The Revenant.
      Not a fan of Gone With the Wind but I respect it and it's a fun period piece.
      I've saved the others to my to-watch, thankee.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Watch
        >April Morning
        >Drums Along the Mohawk
        >Gone With the Wind
        >Birth of a Nation
        >The Outlaw Josey Wales
        >Jeremiah Johnson
        and you’ll know more about being American than any American who hasn’t watched them

        I'd add How the West Was Won to that as well. The TV series of the same name is also good.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
    I did
    >tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
    Yeah but my great grandma who payed for it insisted on visiting only churches and graveyards and considered museums or anything else interesting to be a waste of money
    >tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods
    My father doesn't do any of that shit and my step brothers that hunt hate me and wouldn't take me with them
    >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
    See above, we were too busy visiting stupid fricking churches
    >tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworks
    It gives me anxiety because it sounds like gunfire/mortars
    >tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family
    I caught the only girl I ever had the courage to ask out, making out with some football dude under the bleachers during halftime
    >tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
    Oh wow, I love being forced to interact with people who are mind numbingly dumb for several hours in exchange for some shitty over cooked food and cheap beer
    >tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
    Carnies are basically the US version of gypsies and will grift/steal/get you sick with their abysmal hygiene
    >tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your family
    Only thing on this list that actually kinda lives up to the hype
    >tfw you never woke up happy you were living in the best country of the world
    I can't afford anything, i'm drowning in debt, I have serious medical problems I can't afford to get taken care of, my Mom is about to be homeless, I can't recognize my hometown because it's been overrun with Arabs, and I seriously consider suicide or death by cop basically every day.

    The grass is always greener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't read your blogpost but what's your hometown? I've never met an Arab in my life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I'm originally from New England and whenever I go back there, it's full of blacks, arabs, and indians, when growing up it was nothing but whites (Americans). It's afflicted by the same shit Old England is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where'd you move to?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Southwest, where it's all blacks and hispanics. The midwest must be the only place that still feels like America, but even that's being demographically altered at a rapid pace.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What about New Hampshire? Still 94% white

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                88% and dropping. No place will be safe until the culture reverses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if that's possible, I'm a zoomer from Texas and most of my coworkers are already half-Hispanic. You still see actual white people every now and then but my small hometown feels like Guadalajara now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I predict that the United States will dramatically shrink in the future. The only way to preserve the nation (peacefully) would be to set aside land we currently have to non-whites, and then make do with what we set aside for ourselves. The USA will always exist, but not necessarily from sea to shining sea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt that’s what the israelites have planned for us.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Plans or no plans, it's inevitable. Nobody is happy, nobody wants to live together. Things get worse every year. israelites are experiencing it themselves with the anti-Israel protests. People are tribal, that's human nature. Man seeks out his own kind. Liberals of the future will look back at this era as a lesson to learn from.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2 or more races
                it's because white guys can't stop being a race traitor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is why i'm moving to eastern europe
          sure the people are cold and unfriendly and it's a poor ex-soviet shithole but at least all you see is white faces for miles

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't all those things just shittier versions of Europe? Like taking a roadtrip across Europe sounds way more exciting than America, seeing the Eiffel Tower sounds a lot better than the Statue of Liberty, etc.

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