Wasn't the producer or director for this movie like some producer/director who made proffesional gay porn?
The movie is set mostly in a house, that looks just like a porno studio house. All the older males look like straight male pornstars (sleazy, dirty, clinging onto youth in a cringy way), all the young men look like twinks straight from a fashion magazine, and the first look like models as well. I swear I can't be the only one who heard the director made pornos before.
>The movie is set mostly in a house, that looks just like a porno studio house.
lel >The luxury house that serves as Phil and Chris' house is the same home used in two other David DeCoteau films: 1313: Giant Killer Bees! (2011) and Santa's Summer House (2012). It also served as one of the settings for the 2011 adult film Ass Worship 13 (2011). >It also served as one of the settings for the 2011 adult film Ass Worship 13 (2011). >Ass Worship 13 (2011).
>The winding staircase seen in the mansion of Phil (Johnny Whitaker) and Chris' (Justin Cone) was previously featured in the adult film Dirt Pipe Milkshakes (2006).
>makes 41 movies a year >all of them trash >some of them degenerate porno >be wildly successful and live in British Columbia luxury real estate
Only in America
David DeCoteau has been making movies longer than you've been alive
>makes 41 movies a year >all of them trash >some of them degenerate porno >be wildly successful and live in British Columbia luxury real estate
Only in America
>The closing credits take 7 minutes and 40 seconds of the movie's 85 minute run time. In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
What a legend.
>In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
That happens in most credits, first they will list the major actors names, sometimes superimposed over a picture, then after they have done that, they will have a full cast list in either alphabetical order or order of appearance.
Icluding the closing credits. Same shit happened in The Master of Disguise >The film is 80 minutes long -- only 69 minutes of actual movie, plus a 2 minute opening credit sequence and a 9 minute end credit sequence9 minutes of the cut footage was put in the end credits in order to pad the film out to feature length run time.
No, the original cut was around an hour and 45 minutes. So at least 105 minutes
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so there's more than 69 minutes of "actual movie."
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but some of these minutes didn't make the actual cut. So , they put iy in the end credits along with bloobers takes. They add nothing to the story
7 months ago
Anonymous
see
so there's more than 69 minutes of "actual movie."
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, we technically agree. My main point was your movie must be over 80 min long, including the end credits. And that DeCoteau is a homosexual hack
rollergator is the only rifftrax movie that i cannot watch the full way through. the sound track is unbearable. its four guitar chords repeated over and over again for 2 hours, non-stop. it gives me psychic pain.
>The closing credits take 7 minutes and 40 seconds of the movie's 85 minute run time. In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
I never thought about making absurdly long credits to pad out a movie's runtime and give the impression that there's more movie there than there actually is. Peak deception.
It's the price you pay for using real animals instead of soulless CGI ones.
The grandma was in an Alice in Wonderlan porn parody in the 70s
The mum of the twins?
She's cute as frick in it too
the director is prolific
what market is there in churning out a garbage movie every 2-3 months for over a decade?
Wasn't the producer or director for this movie like some producer/director who made proffesional gay porn?
The movie is set mostly in a house, that looks just like a porno studio house. All the older males look like straight male pornstars (sleazy, dirty, clinging onto youth in a cringy way), all the young men look like twinks straight from a fashion magazine, and the first look like models as well. I swear I can't be the only one who heard the director made pornos before.
>David DeCoteau
Yeah, he's a well gaygay. Don't know if he's ever done porn but he always manages to have a lot of undressed young men in his movies.
Is there a market for softcore gay films??? I assume gays just want to see dongs and butts and dongs cumming on butts
absolutely
Probaly for cable porn in motels, unless that is no longer a thing and they can now show genitals too.
>The movie is set mostly in a house, that looks just like a porno studio house.
lel
>The luxury house that serves as Phil and Chris' house is the same home used in two other David DeCoteau films: 1313: Giant Killer Bees! (2011) and Santa's Summer House (2012). It also served as one of the settings for the 2011 adult film Ass Worship 13 (2011).
>It also served as one of the settings for the 2011 adult film Ass Worship 13 (2011).
>Ass Worship 13 (2011).
What's the plot of Ass Worship 13? Do I need to watch the previous 12 Ass Worship films?
Don't bother. They're all shit.
*all ass
Go back and take that other guy with you.
Did you get that joke straight from the front page of r/funny?
bro you first gotta watch every film in the ass worship cinematic universe to understand it
You think you're joking but there is a companion Breast Worship series also by Jules Jordan
>The winding staircase seen in the mansion of Phil (Johnny Whitaker) and Chris' (Justin Cone) was previously featured in the adult film Dirt Pipe Milkshakes (2006).
>Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
goddamn some people are just vile
they’re called israelites
>Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
i prefer this euphemism to creampie, what the frick even is a creampie
lmao
David DeCoteau has been making movies longer than you've been alive
>makes 41 movies a year
>all of them trash
>some of them degenerate porno
>be wildly successful and live in British Columbia luxury real estate
Only in America
hacks don't have time to spend the money they make
I have never seen that movie, OP, but I can guarantee you it does not compare to this catkino.
I'm seeing some subliminal imagery here but I can't quite tell what its saying
>The closing credits take 7 minutes and 40 seconds of the movie's 85 minute run time. In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
What a legend.
>In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
That happens in most credits, first they will list the major actors names, sometimes superimposed over a picture, then after they have done that, they will have a full cast list in either alphabetical order or order of appearance.
A movie has to be at least 80 minutes long to be consider a feature film rathen than a short film
Icluding the closing credits. Same shit happened in The Master of Disguise
>The film is 80 minutes long -- only 69 minutes of actual movie, plus a 2 minute opening credit sequence and a 9 minute end credit sequence9 minutes of the cut footage was put in the end credits in order to pad the film out to feature length run time.
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>only 69 minutes
>cut footage was put in
then its more than 69 fricking minutes
>9 minutes of the cut footage was put in the end credits in order to pad the film out to feature length run time.
which means theres 78 minutes of "actual movie."
No, the original cut was around an hour and 45 minutes. So at least 105 minutes
so there's more than 69 minutes of "actual movie."
yeah but some of these minutes didn't make the actual cut. So , they put iy in the end credits along with bloobers takes. They add nothing to the story
see
yeah, we technically agree. My main point was your movie must be over 80 min long, including the end credits. And that DeCoteau is a homosexual hack
Unironically one of my favorite films thanks to Rifftrax.
its a good free rifftrax episode
rollergator is unwatchable even with rifftrax though
rollergator is the only rifftrax movie that i cannot watch the full way through. the sound track is unbearable. its four guitar chords repeated over and over again for 2 hours, non-stop. it gives me psychic pain.
They told you not to look it up.
Eric Roberts had 680 acting jobs.
Still more than 80 planned.
This fricking guy.
>Ass Worship 13 (2011)
>Dirt Pipe Milkshakes (2006)
I laughed out loud at this reaction pic for like 30 seconds
Okay
>The closing credits take 7 minutes and 40 seconds of the movie's 85 minute run time. In those credits, the cast's credits are given twice.
I never thought about making absurdly long credits to pad out a movie's runtime and give the impression that there's more movie there than there actually is. Peak deception.
Throw in some outtakes alongside the credits and nobody will even notice the padding.
the mom was in an alice in wonder land porno in the 70s or 80s.
Yea she was Alice
I really like that particular porno. The scene where she's just fingering herself by a quiet stream is very comfy.
And somehow Eric Roberts is in it.
Where can I get a Tree in High Heels an a car chair ?
GOODBYE SWEET CATS
>La cucaracha is played as background music
AAAA save me talkingcat I'm going insane
atheist in the media industry is a sex freak
what a shock