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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lighting + camera angles make all the difference
    also getting into a car crash and needing surgery is a slight factor in this comparison

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention six years in between filming ANH and ROTJ.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    replaced with lizard clone

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A haircut?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry it was only a small accident

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >literally looks like he's wearing a mask

      Good God. Just keep him out of the special or wait until he has healed more before you film his scenes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They thought the make-up and all the fumes would hide it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sex mouf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why so Serious?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even as a kid I knew this motherfricker looks a lot different

      he looks like a mannequin in the xmas special

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he looks the same you faceblind dipshits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you faceblind
        >you
        The irony.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I might actually be wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        c'mon anon, lets see a little smile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        get real, you normie slob-gobbler.
        fkn redditors and you actual thought terminating cliches.
        you all have the souls of hall monitors, that is to say: none.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the cleft under his lip is off by an inch
      idk what's keeping his nose together, the nose he ended up with is kind of smooshed on the tip
      that's an obvious wig, he's wearing an inch of pancake makeup, and you can't see it in this pick but he has bright white false teeth

      that accident fricked him up

      at this stage, a Luke action figure from the time period looks more like him than the real thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I simply thought they hired someone else. This shit must've been nightmare fuel back in 1978. Man why was everything so scary back then?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >back then
        I'm still scared anon..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS
        >ROBIN LAID AN EGG
        >BATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL
        >AND JOKER GOT AWAY

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the horrible trauma from that car accident helped his pursue for more voice work that lead to his iconic joker voice well...that makes it all ok.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you shooting my scenes first George?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That road really tore his face apart when it was dragging across it. His face looks like wax

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they commit to that shit haircut? It makes him look like even more of a nerd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's the PoV character, so he needs to look like the audience.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so he needs to look like the audience.
        Frick that. I don't want to follow a fricking nerd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about both pictures, or one on the left or right? Luke's hair fit along with the trends of the late 1970s and early 1980s. The styling and haircut length gradually got a little shorter and differently-combed with each successive movie, though. Even Han Solo's hair changed somewhat noticeably, as his hair was less of a forwards fringe by the second movie, onwards, and his sideburns gradually got slightly shorter, keeping in line with the general '80s trends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looked fine in Empire. I honestly think all of the drugs and smoking had a bigger impact on why he looked so haggard in Jedi. That and a horrendous haircut.

      >I thought he looked and was cooler and more rugged in jedi like if steve mcqueen played a jedi in the 60s
      Not with that haircut.

      He should've had a different haircut

      I like his haircut

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you need to be the king of homos to see any diference between this two pics.
    baka

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's bigger Luke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it's actually Luuke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luuke doesn't show up that soon in the timeline you POSER.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luuke doesn't show up that soon in the timeline you POSER.

        Its actually jake skywalker you plebs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luuke doesn't show up that soon in the timeline you POSER.

        Ironic that Disney shit all over the old EU and then decided to basically adapt Luuke

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Luuke wasn't even that bad of an idea. It's his name that was fricking stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luuke wasn't even that bad of an idea. It's his name that was fricking stupid.

          Concept it solid (deranged Dark Jedi clones Luke using his hand he lost on Bespin that the Empire found and cataloged on a warehouse world) but the name is one of the silliest things Zahn did in the Thrawn trilogy aside from Force negating lizards. In context I get it, Joruus named him Luuke because Joruus was a clone of Jorus, just a little Lucas style pottery. At least Luuke is more of a plot device than a character since all he does is scream and die to Mara Jade.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >aside from Force negating lizards
            I loved the Vongs. I love organic tech 'n shit. It's a really alien concept. The fact they were a Force black spot was fine by me. It's like the Force itself was seeing them as an abomination.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What til we see what they do with the New Jedi Order

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reading about bigger Luke is the most enjoyment Star Wars has given me in years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that one is Proboscis Luke

      Many such cases

      BOGGED

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this one. Really weird photoshop artifacts on that image

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lando's first viewing of our hero.
      At over an hour and a half into The Empire Strikes Back, Luke arrives at Cloud City and soon falls under attack by Imperial Stormtroopers escorting Leia, Chewbacca, and C3PO shortly after being shot at by Boba Fett. During this scene, Lando Calrissian lays his eyes on our hero for the very first time, and quickly loses interest. However, towards the end of this scene Lando appears to stare at Luke with a very perplexed expression. Being the proficient card player and gambler that he is, one would assume that Lando Calrissian had a very keen eye - perhaps the best eyes in the galaxy. It is therefore distinctly possible that Lando did in fact perceive a height change in Luke between two different viewings.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    still has a less fricked up face than me

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It does for a while and then you stop caring.
    t. had a facial accident that made me go from a 9 to a 6

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla sky

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that bad. He just looks older.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's only been 3 years. He's supposed to be 22.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but Mark Hamill was like 30 when they made ROTJ

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looked fine in Empire. I honestly think all of the drugs and smoking had a bigger impact on why he looked so haggard in Jedi. That and a horrendous haircut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the attempts they made to cloak that side of his face actually improved Empire's cinematography. Lots of great dramatic lighting mixed with Peter Suchitsky's pastel soft-filtering gives the whole thing a far more dreamlike quality that the others.

      And it did "mature him up" a lot too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick he looks like Freddy Highmore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I AM A JEDI DOCTOR YODA I AM A JEDI

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of playing The Joker in Batman TAS, Mark should have played Clayface

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro no matter what happened he's not going to beat Ron fricking Perlman for having a fricked up face lol. The only one on his level is Mickey Rourke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but Ron Perlman was just born ugly, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why his nose say 'AA"?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well try not crashing your fricking car.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he get the bridge of his nose shaved down?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with the dashboard of a corvette

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it honestly doesn't look that bad. as a kid I never noticed anything, only when I got online and heard people talking about it. I think it's overblown.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really notice as a kid either, but I'm sure it was much more dramatic back in the day for audiences who had only seen Mark Hamill in the first Star Wars movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he looked and was cooler and more rugged in jedi like if steve mcqueen played a jedi in the 60s. It fit him. Plus the green saber and black outfit were based. Only thing I thought was weird was han acting more like a weenie. It reminded me of how personalities switched like in bergman's Persona

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is him on Mike Douglas Show around the time of the first movie just before the crash

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn the car crash aged him like 10 years.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like Tom Petty circa 74

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie out here looking like Swan from Phantom of the Paradise

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought he looked and was cooler and more rugged in jedi like if steve mcqueen played a jedi in the 60s
          Not with that haircut.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"What are you looking at, smoothskin?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought he looked and was cooler and more rugged in jedi
          same ( I was 9 )

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Only homosexuals noticed a negative difference

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Being a Jedi, you see some serious shit
          I never cared, the haggard Luke made a more convincing Jedi than baby-faced Luke would have.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He should've had a different haircut

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he looked and was cooler and more rugged in jedi like if steve mcqueen played a jedi in the 60s. It fit him. Plus the green saber and black outfit were based. Only thing I thought was weird was han acting more like a weenie. It reminded me of how personalities switched like in bergman's Persona

        Oh yeah, he should be sending his surgeons Christmas (Hanukkah, who are we kidding here, kek) Cards every year for the work they did.

        The work's so good I suspect these were psyop/spook tier guys who make spies look like different people etc. Probably why they had to hush it all up so hard.

        Meanwhile every other celeb during that period got progressively worse and worse and more obvious work done to kind of offset how good they were getting at this stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't really notice as a kid either,
        You must be blind because me and my brother when we were 6-7 and first saw the OT would always refer to post-ANH Luke as "ugly Luke"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid I never understood why people looked back on Harrison Ford as the handsome pretty boy and not Mark Hamill, until I saw ESB. Sure he's not *ugly* but ANH Mark had the best features of both Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman, I mean cmon there's no comparison

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The major change seems to be the the nose and the philtrum area is sagging and swollen too.

        He probably took something bang in the middle of his face, dead center.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just looks more rugged and weathered, battle-scarred. Of course it would’ve made more sense if he had been through more between movies but still. He looks matured. He was a boy in ANH and by the time ROTJ comes around he’s a veteran.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They worked miracles. That crash was every bit as bad as it was initially described (his nose was hanging off by a thread, lost half his teeth, nearly lost an eye). It looks like they reconstructed his entire right eye orbital structure too from the Empire-period photos. He'd grown into it by Jedi.

    If the holiday special he seems to be covered not only in a thick layer of grease-paint but literally barbie-doll like plastic prosthetics and possibly even a wig. He plays a support side-lined role in a show where he, as an enthusiastic song and dance guy (go watch his Empire Muppet Show appearance), should have been center stage (and saved poor old Harrison from his savage embarrassment).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his nose was hanging off by a thread, lost half his teeth, nearly lost an eye

      good lord
      any good articles/videos about the crash?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this article goes in depth and has bystander recording of the incident as well

        https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Trollface_non-free.png

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(his nose was hanging off by a thread, lost half his teeth, nearly lost an eye)
      It's odd, Hamill has denied this (IIRC it was a more recent filmed conversation with Frank Oz up on youtube made within the past 5 years or so), but as much as he denies the severity, the results speak for themself.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's easily one, if not, the best face reconstruction surgery of all time
    The surgeons put all their soul into it considering how fricked up was the accident

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the wall doesn't exist for me-ack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      usually "hit the wall" is a metaphorical term and not something you do with your car

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do boomers literally hit the wall with their cars?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did the ebrake fail also?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wear your frickin seatbelt and shoulder straps or eat the dashboard you moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But they are wearing seatbelts and the car doesn't have shoulder straps.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gears down once...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >be burger
            >sticks are kinda magic to me
            >brakes fail
            >forget how to work the magic stick almost immediately
            >forget I have a fricking handbrake
            >crash my clown car
            Many such cases.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Story? Did the brakes not work or something? Wtf kind of car is that....?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude spends years and thousands of dollars rebuilding a car but failed to use large enough brakes, which failed as they were entering an intersection with cars stopped for a red light. The car had full on seatbelts with over the shoulder straps, like race cars have, but because they were just shooting a relatively short video, they didn't use the shoulder straps for aesthetic reasons.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was doing something called "riding the brakes" where he basically was applying the brakes the entire time to keep the car from accelerating too fast. This caused them to overheat and stop working, which is why he basically crashes at full speed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feast your eyes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's gonna sting. Serves him right for bracing his arms against the steering wheel like a moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If this was in europe the guys
          >would have had their belts on
          >they could have used the hand break
          >they would have disengaged the engine or reduced the gear little by little. At worst they could have gone straight to 1th gear and frick the gearbox, but not have an accident

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1th gear

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does this dumb Black person not how to engine brake, the frick?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do boomers literally hit the wall with their cars?

            maybe they should had something restraining their torso and not just their pelves

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uff that arm is fricked

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WE GAAN

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Lucas kill and replace original Mark? What had he done to deserve such a fate?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason i thought this guy is dead and hes computer generated in the show lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not dead, but yes, he's computer generated in the show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        disturbing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was computer generated for the simple reason that he's not 20 anymore

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went into Empire expecting this guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yellow jacket red pants and black shirt is too kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get that in pic related.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jacket looks too cheap. The sleeves look long on him too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sleeves are long because men used to roll up their jacket sleeves back then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But he doesn't look disfigured, he looks like a different person. Broader nose, older skin, different mouth and chin...Are you telling me they had some amazing plastic surgery back in late 70's to reconstruct his face? All things considered, it looks remarkably well done.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The sleeves look long on him too.
        It's a hand-me-down from the dead pilot he took the X-Wing from. The previous guy who was Red Five.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He got lucky. My Filipino friend's sister had a boyfriend who died in a motorcycle accident.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can barely tell the difference he just looks older

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Many such cases

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He just slipped and fell, it almost killed him! Then he looked exactly like someone who had massive bogged chin implants put in. Glad he's ok that must have been quite the fall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being as moronic as Zac Efron. Just imagine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he took the call

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a tragedy. He should have aged gracefully.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a scene from Minority Report.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was destined to age as gracefully as that weirdo Jared Leto but he answered the call instead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it-it's a mask, right guys?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DON'T forget that Mark Hamill is a movie star
      >DON'T give Mark the star treatment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think what its trying to say is "dont forget he played in other things that werent star wars"

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looked fine, if anything the crash inadvertently made him look more like a scarred warrior who's seen some shit.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women keep saying I look like Mark Hamill. Is that a good thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on which era Mark they're referring to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney might have killed Star Wars, but they got Hamill a second breath.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He gets downgraded in Empire but he's still decent looking, take it as a compliment

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of car crash completely changes your facial features like this? I don't think they had the technology to completely rebuild a destroyed face with plastic surgery at the time...right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a motorcycle accident.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see, that explains everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it wasn't

        >It’s strange and not a little eerie to think that Star Wars was almost Hamill’s final film as well as his first. On January 11, 1977, a little over five months before the film’s release, Hamill was driving his new BMW along a freeway in Southern California, fast – while listening to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, of all things. He realised he was about to miss his exit, and swerved, hard, across four lanes in an attempt to reach it.

        >The car flipped onto its side and rolled off-road. Hamill broke his nose and both cheekbones. The face that cinema-goers around the world were about to get to know – was gone. “I just woke up and I was in the hospital, and I knew that I had hurt myself very, very badly,” he said in 1978. “And then someone held a mirror up to my face, and I just felt that my career was over.”

        >Surgeons were able to repair much of the damage, using cartilage from his ear to rebuild his nose. But the difference between his appearance in Star Wars and in the teen comedy Corvette Summer, which he made six months after the accident, is apparent – as it is in the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, a universally reviled made-for-TV variety show, in which he appears, very obviously, under a thick coat of make-up and on heavy painkillers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >driving his car fast in the far left lane listening to 1812 overture

          do you think he was wired off cocaine he probably got from Fisher or something or was he just a fricking spaz? it's a pretty moronic reason to get into a horrible accident. There is no doubt in my mind that Hamill, looking as he did in the mid 70s and in southern California partied pretty hard. even if he was a fricking fop-ass theater kid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just a young idiot speeding in his fancy BMW he got with his Hollywood bucks not paying attention to the highway

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            alcoholism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and swerved, hard, across four lanes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hamill was driving his new BMW along a freeway in Southern California, fast – while listening to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, of all things. He realised he was about to miss his exit, and swerved, hard, across four lanes in an attempt to reach it.
          Holy based.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >swerved, hard, across four lanes in an attempt to reach it.

          I didn't know Mark Hamill was from New Jersey

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was Hamill the Jeremy Renner of his day and age?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a frickin butthole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"I just woke up and I was in the hospital, and I knew that I had hurt myself very, very badly,” he said in 1978. “And then someone held a mirror up to my face, and I just felt that my career was over.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO
            NOT ME
            I NEVER LOST CONTROL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was going like 80mph turning into a highway off ramp and lost control

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of car crash completely changes your facial features like this?
      one where you're not wearing a seatbelt and you get a facefull of steering wheel and dash

      >I don't think they had the technology to completely rebuild a destroyed face with plastic surgery at the time.
      He got the best plastic surgery 1977 had to offer

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Carrie teased Mark saying he never got to ride the town bicycle like everyone else because of his surgery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Mark got extra rides on the town bicycle because he had painkillers to share

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was worth it tho. He ended up aging into a badass handsome daddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the only positive thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is getting Mark into shape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On the other hand all that working out killed Carrie... Then again, coke is a helluva drug.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rest in piss old prostitute

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Then again, coke is a helluva drug.
          Twas Heroin that killed the princess

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you place a lit candle and a bowl with some cocaine or alcohol in front of a mirror in a dark room and say her name 3 times, her ghost will appear, empty the contents of the bowl, and give you a handjob before disappearing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can feel the hatred in his eyes for how they screwed up Luke. Surprised he actually cared.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Personally I think Lucas is much more legit than anyone else in Hollywood, not surprisingly he could spread that to a hopeful young actor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he really cared he'd refuse to participate but money were more important for him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he signed on before they screwed it up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah like I said money is more important for him

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, he's an actor. Of course it is

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then he shouldn't have cried and moaned like a b***h that the script he agreed to play with ruined his character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >into a badass handsome daddy
      But not a badass Grand daddy....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the only positive thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is getting Mark into shape

      If only he didn't go full brainwashed political moron. He was based until he let politics rule the final quarter of his life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For real. How do you live the life of a 70s movie star, partying, doing drugs and crazy shit like this

        No, it wasn't

        >It’s strange and not a little eerie to think that Star Wars was almost Hamill’s final film as well as his first. On January 11, 1977, a little over five months before the film’s release, Hamill was driving his new BMW along a freeway in Southern California, fast – while listening to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, of all things. He realised he was about to miss his exit, and swerved, hard, across four lanes in an attempt to reach it.

        >The car flipped onto its side and rolled off-road. Hamill broke his nose and both cheekbones. The face that cinema-goers around the world were about to get to know – was gone. “I just woke up and I was in the hospital, and I knew that I had hurt myself very, very badly,” he said in 1978. “And then someone held a mirror up to my face, and I just felt that my career was over.”

        >Surgeons were able to repair much of the damage, using cartilage from his ear to rebuild his nose. But the difference between his appearance in Star Wars and in the teen comedy Corvette Summer, which he made six months after the accident, is apparent – as it is in the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, a universally reviled made-for-TV variety show, in which he appears, very obviously, under a thick coat of make-up and on heavy painkillers.

        and then end up being a shitlib dweeb on Twitter? Same goes for Stephen King.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it's because they don't care for paid russian assets like yourself, so when they say something about it, you poltards freak out to meet your raid-quotas so you won't get the gulag.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >turns against their childhood hero completely because he disagrees with their politics
          You're letting it define your entire existence ten times as much as he is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. I find both the cracked up prostitute and the grumpy old israelite far more endearing that this dude and yet I doubt either of them ever voted Republican.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even support trump, but the amount of celebrities that seethe simply because of his existence is baffling. You'd think Trump personally slighted all of these people for them to hate him like this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After 2016 that happened to everyone. 2014 was the real start of it though

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here is Mark Hamill at the Sweden premiere of Star Wars in December 1977. His accident was in January '77. The Christmas Special wasn't until November 1978, almost an entire year later.
    So why did he look so weird in the Christmas Special?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's wearing a shit ton of eye liner in the special

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they had him in "TV makeup" which back in those days was basically theater makeup, which looks utterly ridiculous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And looks even worse in HD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when women dress up in the type of coat Carrie had there, it makes them look more classy.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I thought he just aged and had a bunch more experience as a Jedi. I remember feeling like Luke was me in ANH, and it was very cool to see him become a badass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it was very cool to see him become a badass.
      Eh. I wouldn't call him that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going back to your hometown and hacking all the local mobsters to pieces with a lasersword then blowing up their hovercars seems pretty badass to me

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could never pinpoint what was exactly wrong but I see now he must’ve really fricked up his nose
    His natural nose is pretty nice looking afterwards he has this weird frog like appearance

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably off topic but this reminded me of how Paul McCartney looked like shit when he was "replaced". I actually believe that he's dead.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some kind of meme? I see no difference whatsoever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the nose is completely different

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nose breather vs mouth breather. Happened to me, after a car accident too.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk about the elephant in the room. The thing that is never mentioned. The thing that is so obvious but people for some reason have convinced themselves otherwise. Let's rip off that bandaid.

    Mark Hamill was a terrible choice for Luke Skywalker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you're going to make that claim you need to elaborate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible actor with zero charisma. For one. I mean, how many other movies was he in? Why didn't he have a career like Harrison Ford? He was the lead, the protagonist, in the biggest movie of all time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have the look of a leading man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >star wars made absolute bank with mark hamill as its leading man
            >"he doesn't have the look of a leading man"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never cared about Luke. I only cared about Han. Sure the Force was sweet and all, but Han Solo tho.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first EU story had Han as the star. Luke and Leia only show up in the first page.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who is that in the top left anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He-Man. Why?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they knew
                I shouldn't be surprised. I never read the comics. I read a good chunk of the EU novels, however. My autistic kid-self was trying to ape Han's behavior based on the multiple descriptions the authors wrote.
                To this day, I still smile how one of them described Han's smile.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how do you smile?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's basically half a smile. Something subtle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is why Kyle Katarn was a fusion of Luke and Han.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God I love JK1

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish Luke was more like him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I never cared about Luke. I only cared about Han.
                >MUH OPINON SHOULD OVERRIDE THE FACT THAT MANY PEOPLE CARED ABOUT LUKE
                Get a fricking grip and shut the frick up.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ford looks bloated here. He had back problems during the shooting of ROTJ, maybe he was on drugs or something. The plan to rescue Solo was moronic btw. I said my piece.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ford looks bloated here
                u're just jelly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ford
                >maybe he was on drugs or something.
                HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy shit bro, that's fricking hilarious! Want to know something about Star Wars? Guess who the drug dealer on set was for the first film. Here's a hint: he shot first.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That mushmouth frick Greedo! I knew it all along! Shifty, bug-eyed wienersucker! Burn his planet from the stars!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He was never the cause for its success.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hamill usually steals the show in later stuff. He is one of the greatest American VAs out there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >terrible actor
            Literally played the most, note-perfect Joker ever

            Voice actor is a completely different animal.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Voice acting well is actually harder to do. You proved my point

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Voice acting well is actually harder to do.
                No it isn't. It's just acting without any of the body language elements.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >terrible actor
          Literally played the most, note-perfect Joker ever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure if you're aware but he was in a car crash

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why didn't he have a career like Harrison Ford?

          Mark Hamill
          >His father has English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh ancestry and his mother was of half Swedish and half English descent.[3][4] Hamill has described his father as a staunch Roman Catholic
          Harrison Ford
          >father was a Catholic of Irish descent,[11] while their mother was an Ashkenazi israelite

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mark Hamill
            Mark loves to use yiddish phrases all the time in person. He's not tribe but he's a jigger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mark Hamill was a terrible choice for Luke Skywalker.
      Contrarian take, he was actually perfect. He made us believe Yoda was alive

      Terrible actor with zero charisma. For one. I mean, how many other movies was he in? Why didn't he have a career like Harrison Ford? He was the lead, the protagonist, in the biggest movie of all time.

      >Terrible actor with zero charisma.
      wrong
      >For one. I mean, how many other movies was he in? Why didn't he have a career like Harrison Ford? He was the lead, the protagonist, in the biggest movie of all time.
      He played Amadeus on Broadway, when they went to make the movie, he was told by Milos Forman "no, no, no, the Luke Skywalker is not my Amadeus". Sorry kid, looks like you've never heard about typecasting.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people age when they get older
    this mindbroke Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does this look like a normal amount of aging between 25 and 26 to you

      Hamill in Corvette Summer, filmed the following year in 1977 after the accident

      Guy's face got fricked into oblivion.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hamill in '76, pre-accident

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hamill in Corvette Summer, filmed the following year in 1977 after the accident

        Guy's face got fricked into oblivion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Corvette Summer
          >Say kid, I hear you got that space movie coming out. What makes you think you're right for the lead role in my movie? Can you drive a Corvette?
          >Well, I can certainly crash one!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His smile and optimism gone. He looks like super villain plotting to murder someone. He transformed into Garth Night without wearing fancy mustache.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he got a wife kids family a carreer and wealth
    it can't be that bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a grandkid he tried to have killed.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sucks Hamill got into a wreck and turned into an elephant man. buckle your seat belt guys

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They gave him a filipino nose kek why does it look so flat
    Yeah it's sad, but considering that his face was absolutely MANGLED after the accident... this shit's a miracle

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess he shouldve quit while he was AHEAD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look that old for a mid-20s guy, or whatever age he was supposed to be by Return of the Jedi. For 1970s and 1980s standards, Mark Hamill looked quite young.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it did suck for Hamill but in terms of the movies I thought it worked out. They made his look a bit darker and his face reflected that. It added some texture to his character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Empire Strikes Back, they handled Mark Hamill's circumstances very well to have Luke Skywalker quite a bit mauled by that wampa near the beginning of the movie. It at least offered an in-universe explanation for why he looked so different. Prior to Luke getting beat up, his face was mostly concealed by the cold weather parka hood, if I recall, so his facial damage wasn't as immediately obvious, at first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let me explain ESB for you guys!
        Plebbit has arrived

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's still attractive. Proof that being optimistic and kind makes you instantly attractive.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean didn't his face basically explode?
    It's a miracle he didn't die let alone look even "somewhat" similar

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like it. I mean not for him, yea that sucks. But in context of the movie, It really does look like he went away and then became more mature. It's a good look for a guy that's been trainig to become a warrior.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if this is a meme or not. He looks the fricking same, just aged. I never noticed a difference as a kid

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is the car he crashed in
    No open top, how did he grind his face unless he was sticking his head out the window?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The steering wheel fricked his face up

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What am I supposed to be seeing?

    And NO I won't just read the thread.

    Spoonfeed me.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a break, OP. How did you expect him to look after getting attacked by one of these guys?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was a brilliant way to explain it

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So obviously that car crash completely fricked his shit. Then he had some extensive plastic surgery, which, I'll admit turned out okay. He looks good in Episode 5, I never would have noticed he got his shit caved in if i wasn't aware, but there is definitely a difference when you compare ep4 luke to ep5.

    My question is why has Hamill tried to cover up the severity of his accident over the years? Every time it's brought up he dismisses it as just some minor scratch but you can clearly see photos of the accident where his face is mangled and also in the holiday special where he looks borderline unhuman under layers of makeup. Why the big secret? Why has he never been honest about what truly happened? Is he trying to protect someone?

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive plastic surgery work for the 1970s, especially if it was as bad as you people say it was

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its lucky he didnt do a Paul Walker and wed have fricking Kurt Russel playing Luke Skywalker

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