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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay her 10 million dollars to shit in my mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heya shit for brains cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I would pay her 10 million dollars to shit in my mouth
      t. Elon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she does it for free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quick rundown on this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon would pay her 10 million dollars to shit in his mouth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes a saudi royal blood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amber Heard shat in Johnny Depp's bed. Blamed the dog. Note: The turd was about half the size of the dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you would, you trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY BASED
      *dabs*

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek. does this idiot have a shiner too?
    how many homosexuals is this c**t going to smack around before she gets taken to the cleaners for millions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, nice megapint/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's lipstick from a kiss. You probably wouldn't be able to spot it since you're a KHV, so I understand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >since you're a KHV, so I understand.
        kek, iv also got a 6 year old kid and am married. nice projection idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you don't know what a kiss on the cheek looks like. Feel sorry for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your wife's son doesn't count

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you Black folk really are something arent you?
            Really would be hilarious if she gor bottle raped and need to pay 8million for it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's indeed a strange system to put the fate of them 2 in the hands of 8 random people who can deliberate like anyone else can.
              8 other ones would have concluded her to have been in the right
              why would those 8 people be more capable of interpreting a trial than any other random person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anybody who would claim to have any kind of intellectual or moral authority over judgement in this kind of matter is 100% not the kind of person you want making that judgement. Americans once understood that technocrats are good for reference, but horrible at making unbiased judgements. The alternative is a jury full of those unprincipled "experts" who get paid to lie on the stand without an ounce of shame. The ideal juror is somebody who doesn't want to be there and is not invested in any part of the trial except getting it over with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like a fascinating system. Do they volunteer for it? Do they get pulled at random from the street? Can they refuse? How do they make sure they're not biased? If there's a screening process, who selects the jury selecting committee?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad the answers to the questions that you're spamming don't exist on some sort of internet or something lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                too bad you can't pull the dick out of your mouth long enough to answer it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice post, homophobic ESL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thank you. did I make a mistake or are you inferring ESL from the question?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why would those 8 people be more capable of interpreting a trial than any other random person
                because they say there and listened to the evidence for 6 weeks you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *sat there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't pick randomly selected unbiased individuals you end up with bought court cases that go on for weeks and have no good twists or endings. Imagine spending half your life to be a judge just to have some frickwit prosecutor waste your day with arguments you would hear at an applebees.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats pretty much what it happened
                like even anons here had better arguments againts both parties

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is Cinemaphile we're talking about here, the absolute finest of the bottom of the barrel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >falling for bait that obvious
            ngmi

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >everything is bait!!!!
              ngmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, not everything is bait, but that was clearly a fricking joke you absolute moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you're still here? And typing shit out like "kek"? That's somehow even sadder. Grow up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Has a 6yo son
          >Kek
          I'm probably going to end up railing your son's homosexual crossdressing ass when I'm 60

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are you on about, what does it mean shiner?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This man has proven that 6/10 with a fun personality beats 10/10 cold b***h any day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BPD prostitutes are very fun until they aren't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which means that ultimately, they’re not fun.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao elon could spend 10 million a day on prostitutes and not feel a thing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a timeline where Amber stayed with Elon and became the richest woman in the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        New joker dropped

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10 million ain’t shit to Elon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only cuck here is Depp. Amber was fricking every man and woman in LA while he was nodding off in the corner with his limp pecker.
    >getting cucked by Kevin Nash
    KWAB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is KWAB?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        King With A b***h

        Also lurk moar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1992 by a pack of swarthy swashbucklers from the Caribbean.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look, you suck one dick a million times, you are good at sucking that one dick probably. if you suck a million dickzs one time, then you're probably generally good at sucking dicks. but boy, look at that. it's the mouth that sucked a million dicks a million times. amber heard probably gives among the best blowjobs on the planet

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no no no no no no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of being 18 yo and getting pussy-whipped by first gf. How does an adult billionaire end up behaving like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who's this rocketman? i don't keep up with the trial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's so hot she turned Elton John straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kim Jong-Un

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh no no no no no no no no

        Elon Musk, who has awful taste in women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He has awful taste in everything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Elon Musk, awful.

          ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        David Bowie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mollusk and his crooked flaccid dick spending rocket-money from NASA on this 50 cent stripper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why i stopped talking to you

      i mean we know that he knew about the tapes in 2021 so he was smart enough to ghost her lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was the one that ghosted him you moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe one of the richest people on the planet acts this weak.

      Amber really knows how to dig into men, she's been doing it her whole life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell this was me at fricking 16 years old, what the frick is wrong with this dude wasn't he married with children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This can not be real? He has so much money he could literally fly in a different 18 year old 10/10 every night, why the frick is he simping for some used up crazy b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't underestimate manipulators.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's her fault he's a socially inept aspie
          lol
          lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because beneath all that plastic surgery, hair transplants and money, he's still the ugly dweeb who never had any female attention during his formative years. He'd simp for a used up blow-up doll if it only gave him attention.

          You guys really underestimate what kinds of escorts exist in the world, probably cause you live in America. In Russia for example you can frick a girl who is 10 times hotter than Amber for $300. For $1000 you can pay a 10/10 escort to go seduce a guy and act like his girlfriend without him ever knowing, and she would act more affectionate towards him than an actual girlfriend is to her BF.

          Instathots literally fly to Dubai to have Arabs shit in their mouth for 30k and you are telling me that Elon can't afford a better girl than Amber. These texts are either fake/not by him or he is legit moronic and it baffles my mind how he managed to become a billionaire in the first place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your AIDS lmao moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He has Aspergers, and I swear to fricking god I'm tired of seeing him getting his dick sucked in every group I'm in.
            >I-if he landed someone Amber, I could t-too!
            Nah man, you're not..You're not. Go play with your legos.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can find Russian prostitutes all over LA at any nice restaurant or bar. Slavs are seen sloppy seconds, people want proper white women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ahh yes proper huwhite women like amber, who is a diagnosed BPD cokehead and according to her neighbors sleeps with literally hundreds of men. Proper.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He said people anon. Musk is not people. Learn to fricking read.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sleeps with literally hundreds of men
                I have always wondered why the internet never brought forth an outing website in the style of fml where mundane guys or girls that hooked a celebrety for a night give anonymously a rundown of their night in detail
                i swear there would have to be 100's of thousands of those stories and i've never seen even one that was believable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because it's fricking impossible to verify and if you could verify it there's going to be a lawsuit most likely. It isn't unheard of for celebs to require people to sign NDAs to come "hang out" with them, I know I heard about Bieber or one of the other teen stars doing this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the celeb would sue the website?
                damn i guess there are things the internet can't really overcome. sucks tbh, i was always curious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, more like "if you could verify it happened to anyone, the proof is probably going to be nonconsensually obtained." How many ways are there for me to definitively prove I had sex with Taylor Swift every weekend in Rhode Island?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I believe you and that should be enough for most people, I happen to be a consul of Rome.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tay tay's thighs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gohawd! that sounds good..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There were a few prominent sites over the years but there's no way to verify the stories. Some were absolutely true but there was also a sea of rumors and bullshit. It was mostly third parties like waiters and other disinterest parties that had the good dirt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you seem informed
                so what were they all taken down?
                does internet archive have them indexed ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Barely, I don't even remember the name of the one that was popular. They went down when forums died due to lack ofadvertising revenue, ddos attacks, and forums being sold off to idiots for insane prices and moderation going fascist.

                It was basically a cali forum with a celebrity gossip section. This will sound stupid but LA is a small town in a lot of ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like something between 2006 and 2013 roughly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'd be correct but forums were at their peak way before that and were still relatively underground. I think I was looking through it in 2004. Many had active threads from the 90s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ow damn
                well not to many celebs in the 90's i care about so oh well..

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Slavs are superior to westernoids in every way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any evidence of these shiteating instathots? Sounds like bullshit (heh), but is probably true.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Years ago, some guy wrote an article for some website, saying that he pretended to be an arab oil prince on instagram and messaged some "influencers" (by all means literally who's, even by influencer standards). He offered them to fly them there and pay them huge sums of money to get shat on. Some agreed to it. Screenshots were uploaded.
              Since then people have been running with it. It doesn't necessarily mean it's happening on a big scale, it was just some fricking dude shooting the shit and catfishing, but that doesn't matter. That's how things work on the internet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There was also the escort that talked about how the whole business works, including "modeling agencies" in eastern europe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of actual examples.

                This vid is a great example. Getting shat on is an exaggeration, but they're made to do pretty effed up things like having a train run on them or having sex with minors.

                That influencer dude just used shitting to show how far some of these, "influencers" will go for a quick buck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like you need to ask, it's always a rich daddy and good accountants. There are no self made billionaires

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Entirely true, literally go to Brazil and you can have sex for an hour with a 6-7/10 bimbo for R$200, around 20-30 dollars. It's crazy.

            Prostitution should be 100% legal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >or he is legit moronic and it baffles my mind how he managed to become a billionaire in the first place
            Being business savvy or having high IQ does not stop a man from being an idiot when it comes to pussy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this
            ive met some hot as frick escorts, but havent had the money to paid them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              escorts frick guys they want to frick for free

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ikr like any woman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not fair bros, elon has so much cash and does nothing fun with it meanwhile i cant afford hot escorts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because beneath all that plastic surgery, hair transplants and money, he's still the ugly dweeb who never had any female attention during his formative years. He'd simp for a used up blow-up doll if it only gave him attention.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow i'm just like him. except the hundreds of billions of dollars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elon gets turned down by the hot LA chicks as he is a tech nerd with no female skill. He has Miss Turd, crack head Azalia Banks and Grimes. Eiza Goinzalez is the best Elon has been able to get.

        Why do you thinks Bill Gates had to hang out with The israelite Pimp?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rejecgion breeds obsession. Amber rejected him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frickin hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Being this rich and this pussywhipped at the same time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i bet she has an amazing pussy though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If johnny was getting fricking lamps to the face and still stayed, it must have been A+.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NEEDS MORE JPEG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Musk has all the emotional maturity of a 15 year old
      Makes sense really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ummm i dont see whats wrong with this? i type in a similar way to my gf?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is your gf a flagrant and obvious manipulator?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you share dat girl homie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's fricking your Chad friend and laughs at you behind your back, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're fricking pathetic jobless fat incel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not fat b***h

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based pathetic, jobless incel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        neither of those sentences are questions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's either your gf is cheating or she's also a loser like you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she's your gf. Heard was still married to Depp at this point numb nuts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all the virgin takes on this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bet you’ve never had a run in with a narcissist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is painful to read

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        musk is a child using cheatcodes
        there's no other way explaining a myriad of his documented behavior

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One of us but in the worst way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dorky dancing
          I mean that's just every tech guru.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would die to protect this angel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't even take that, she's fricking bat shit dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me too bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well it's nice to know I'm no more pathetic than the richest man alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad the image cuts out the part where he calls her m'lady.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn son He really is just a rich autistic lad isn't he? These are the kind of posts I would expect out of Cinemaphile Jesus fricking christ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That dude only really knows how to frick over other people for monetary gain. Other than that, he is an autistic simp moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >other people
          Who, workers? Rumour of his ill deeds there don’t even blip on the map of Bezos, so evidently not.
          Other billionaires? Oil barons, those the guys he’s fricking over to make bank?
          …Why am I not crying about that?

          Third choice, stock market gamblers, but again why would I feel sorry for those degenerates?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Once again the weird low functioning doods with a boner for Elons Musk rears their ugly heads. If yous unironically belive it's even remotely possible to become the richest man on earth without fricking over other people you ought to be fricking sectioned.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >me curse alot because me very cool
              upvoted!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                B-but I only cursed twice, and one of those was just to stress the immediate need for sectioning you tards and throwing away the key.
                Aslo; not an argument lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not upvoted

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get what's your point. It is clear he made his profits by being a degenerate himself. Regardless of your feelings towards who he fricked over, facts are facts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And I don’t care.
              He actually is bringing value to the species by going to new horizons, not putting his hand in another persons pocket.
              Cry more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unfathomably based and correct.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine your cuckoldry getting outed in discovery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha literally me
      I love musk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So Amber was already fricking Musk way before she and Depp divorced?

      And yeah, I can tell by her texts that she's a predator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ghosting people that don’t give you all the heckin validation your NPD imagining believes you deserve is classic NPD shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. One of Amber's own witnesses said during testimony that she was fricking strangers around the clock when Depp was not home, and even had a celebrity threesome at some point. She's a massive cheater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon you cuck lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anybody who gets on the stand in front of millions of people and lies about being raped with a wine bottle must be incredible in the sack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally autism. I don't know why are there so many people here surprised.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >falling for the Elon has autism grift

          He's a delusional spoiled child who isn't used to not getting his way. Look at every company he's wormed himself apart of,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having billies and not eliminating b***hes at will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone got a link to the op ed? the washington post one has a paywall on it

      what was his last text to her?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post me the washinton post url

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nvm, I'm moronic. it was just an ad
          https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/ive-seen-how-institutions-protect-men-accused-of-abuse-heres-what-we-can-do/2018/12/18/71fd876a-02ed-11e9-b5df-5d3874f1ac36_story.html

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oohf that's a really short amunt of text that's now costing her 8+MILLION and a dead career

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              exactly what I thought. sounds like she doubled down hard, she could've played it down and won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh the typical b***hy "no message is a message" type attitude followed by weapons grade simping. Just cringe. She must have lead him on a lot. Evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elon reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And she got the COMPLETE GLOBAL HUMILIATION she deserved

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL GLOBAL HUMILIATIOON BROTHER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dangling overused flappy fish market
        lmao this never fails to crack me up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad he succeeded in flushing the turd, God bless Johnny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Before I thought of Johnny as just a handsome mediocre actor and dadrock musician who somehow made it into Hollywood, but it's by reading his messages in court that I realized this man truly is an artist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know Deep had Hulk Hogan on his team, brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link to this video?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=20676

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion
        Pure kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino villain speech

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All his texts were god-tier.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate musk even more than I hate the Turd

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need a rule 34 drawing with Camille Vasquez and pic related lezdomming Amber in the court room

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >says she got close speaking to Musk at an event because Johnny was late to it
    >starts dating him as soon as she's not with Johnny

    The fact she openly admitted this on the stand. Hilarious. Absolute roastie prostitute.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seethes so hard about everyone shitting on Amber he forces all his employees back to the office

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile now loves Johnny Depp who has said he wants to assassinate Donald Trump and hates Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization
    What went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >elon musk is trying to save western civilization with even MORE technology
      what level of moronation is this

      Zion Don deserved it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is a fraud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elon musk is a businessman that would put us all in a grinder if it made him a dollar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        id put you in a grinder for free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny Depp would kill everyone in this evil nazi website for free. And don't pretend like you aren't doing the same gay hero worship that reddit does for Musk with your homosexual
        >MUH MEGA PINT XD
        forced meme bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A mega pint? `,;J

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          seethe more /misc/ Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about liking Depp, it's about having these #metoo feminist prostitutes an L. It's about sending a message that maybe believe all wahmen isn't a good way to go forwards with society.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's not going to happen, though. Johnny only won this because he is a celebrity with enough good will remaining in the public eye. Random men are still going to be having their lives ruined by lying women for the rest of time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about Depp. It's about rooting for someone wrongfully fricked over by cancel culture and using his money and influence to claw his way back in.

          It has the added bonus of being Jack Sparrow of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is a cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dislike both
      >hate lying b***h women more

      It's still a win for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      donald trump could have easily won the election by taking the debates seriously and not being a moron for 2 months. i have no sympathy for that loser.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we get it you're a discord troony and you just want to wear a dress. It's fine, but you're wasting your time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trump is objectively a loser. if he wasn't a loser, he'd be president now. A younger trump would agree with me on this point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If we're going to ask anyone to define what makes and what doesn't make a loser, it's a discord troony posting on Cinemaphile.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A loser is a loser. Again, old-fashioned Trump would agree with me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The former billionaire president would agree with you, a shut-in virgin?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't that the whole idea of /misc/ and the "alt-right" memeing him into presidency?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't matter. opposition was always going to cheat and rig the voting. trump should have foreseen this and done something about it if he wanted to win, that's the problem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cheat
          Lmao half of the frickers on this website alone flipped on him the moment weakness showed during covid, if he had stayed quieter the republican party wouldn't have ousted him. It isn't like democrats are better. All politicians seek to further their end goals but he wasn't a politician so couldn't understand the long game, Ted Cruz is spineless but has stayed in the game so long for a reason. Spines don't exist in the deep sea nor in philosophy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Depp I just like someone winning a fair defamation case in the public after the BS of the last 6 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being religiously pro-trump is moronic. You can be right wing and not pray to some dude who doesn’t give a shit about you. I hate Amber more than I like Donald.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some dude who doesn’t give a shit about you
        This is from the june 2021 talking points PDF, not 2022. What's your discord I'll send you the new one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Worshipping politicians is a bad thing. Its just shamelessly being a sheep. I cannot comprehend why anyone would do that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >has never felt the joy of supporting Trump wholehearedly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Behold, a moron!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How much did you cry when he got BTFO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization
      Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile
      >worshiping the goodest goy to ever grace israel and some homosexual snake oil salesman that cons redditors out of their money while simping for as many women as he can
      nice bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood actor b***hes about Trump
      whatever they all do who cares it comes with the territory
      people that don't lean left generally go into less homosexual professions
      >hates Elon Musk
      has his reasons to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trump turned out to be a israelite loving fraud that didn't even build the wall he promised you. If angering some twitter tards is enough for you to still be a Trump fanatic in 2022, 2 years after he LOST to a walking corpse, that's a 'you' problem, don't try to lump others with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with disliking all three?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are starting to hate Elon Musk now and Trump is a has been who is gonna get stomped by Desantis in 2024 if he even bothers to run, but also people just pick and choose, they hate heard enough to side with depp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this your brain on Misc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a case in Huezil where it was proven that a lying prostitute woman lied about being raped. She still got a law with her name on it because women stood by her side. She also became a subcelebrity on social media. I don't care about Depp, I'm just glad at least in the US something can be done about women lying to their teeth and ruining men's lives. Also, Elon is not your savior, he's just another billionaire trying to control people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lying to their teeth
        KEK

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly a lot easier than lying through teeth. Zoomers just get lazier and lazier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's not a single actor that doesn't fit that description

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh no no he said a mean thing. be honest anon how often have you used the word Black person on here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, asteroid mining is the next step for aspiration also meeting global needs, problem streetshitter-san?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Astreoid mining will never be viable and this species will never leave earth in any significant scale.
          Lmfao go play with your mass effects and ster treks you fricking dork.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nordic extraterrestrials will soon return and us White people will leave with them but you're right about the rest of you. There is no hope for you fallen creatures.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well thats just a silly thing to say, obviously not in your lifetime but if you told people we had deep sea mining rigs for oil instead of traditional land pumps 200 years ago you would have been called an idiot. You rarely look at resource collection technology as its initial cost.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >comparing doing something on earth to fricking asteroid mining
              >thinking "well that's just a silly thing to say" is an argument
              >implying everything isn't about profit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We've landed probes on an asteroid before, that's already the first step.

                I hate Elon too, and I get you want to BTFO the other anon so you're disagreeing with literally everything he has to say now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon but the fact that we landed on the moon (probably) almost 60 years ago and done almost frick all in terms of real progress since says a lot
                if we weren't so concerned about moronic social issues on earth we might actually explore space and do asteroid mining and all that stuff but "whitey on the moon" type of whining only got worse since the 1960s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was because LBJ and the CIA had jfk assassinated for investing too heavily in the space program rather than the CIA.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying space is real
                >implying jfk was assassinated
                >is probably that moron in this thread still supporting trump

                Stay heckin' redpilled my goy!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Space isn't even real. You got tricked by the demiurge afte watching to much goyslop scifi.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that was because LBJ and the CIA had jfk assassinated for investing too heavily in the space program rather than the CIA.
                Yeah sure that's why the CIA had him assassinated not because he said that he was going to destroy the CIA and was getting ready to pull out of Vietnam and was a well known fan of Uncle Adolf.
                Nope it was all the space program!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon we landed on the moon 60 years ago on a floppy disk's worth of storage power but unfortunately now we're unable to go back because we mysteriously lost at the schematics and data

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are resources on the planet left untouched because it costs too much to get them, but okay gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont have the facts so not bothering making some frickwit argument, it is just silly to outright handswipe resource collection technology that is easily 50 years out as impossible or impractical when the gains to be gotten are frankly insane. The complex metals in a single asteroid would upend the rarity scale for them on earth and make large scale production of some technology actually feasible. But alas you greentexted my points so I have lost. I think in general it is good to separate ideas and technologies from their creators, I mean people still use trains and most have forgotten how cancerous that business was for years, often leading to tons of deaths and near slave labor worker standards and mostly led by titans of money like jp morgan. Does that mean trains were impractical?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't love Johnny Depp, I just hate feminists and corporate press. And Elon is based and unironically /ourguy/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization
      I'm amazed that people believe anything this obvious attention-wore says.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it will never not be hilarious to me that the west's biggest champion for renewable energy, electric cars and free speech is one of the most hated men by the modern neolibs. It always just reminds me how unprincipled and swayed by emotion the average person is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just because some gay says something you want to hear doesn't mean you have to trust him and his obviously moronic methods. Not understanding that is how you constantly fall for populists.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do I need to trust? You're stuck in 2010 when musk was all talk, but ignoring the accomplishments in the interest of climate as of 2022 is just being willfully ignorant. Muh unfalsifiable billionaire boogeyman is just stupid neoliberal jerk off. Get over yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks Zionist Don is still looking for his best interest
      >he thinks Elon Musk is anything else but a Globohomosexual puppet that literally wants to put a microchip on your brain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      easy
      >amber is a woman so incel here hate her
      >trump is a israelite lover, one term president
      >elon is actually part of 0.001%, despite that hes a fricking beta cuck and simp
      >johnny is a druggie, but based nonetheless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very cool, ESLcel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ooopsie, my bad, didnt know you were that sensitive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ESL incel projection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Zion Don? That pro-Israel guy who didn't build a wall? The guy who didn't do anything while he was president except post funny mean tweets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon Musk who is trying to save Western Civilization
      He's not Ironman. He comes from money and has bought every business he owns and is purely driven by self-interest. Even politically he's literally just looking for more profits for Tesla and SpaceX. You can stop sucking his dick now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you still care about donald? JD did more for men then that israelite lover ever did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Musk is based because he is literally the only person with money who cares about space.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about blue origin, and let's not forget the commercial spaceliner of choice for diehard Elon fans: Virgin Galactic.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only time i've ever found her pretty in a classic sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She hit the wall hard about 5-6 years ago. She looks like a botoxed-up 20lbs-overweight soccer mom now.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s going to sell her soul to Musk

    Despite being a colossal b***h to him she’s going to come crawling back and Musk, like the little socially awkward fricktard he is, will bend the knee to her every demand

    Clearly Heard has some god tier pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Clearly Heard has some god tier pussy
      Nah, Musk is just a beta at heart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bpd women = amazing sex. she would have fricked johnny depps brains out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think even Mollusk understand now she's a leech and a parasite of the most dangerous type. If anything still happens between these two it will be only sexual.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don’t care still would

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Amber it's me, Elon.

    I know you don't want to talk to me... I'm... I'm sorry for being an idiot! Urgh! I'm so dumb! I just urgh I just ... I just wish you well, okay? That's it! I just... I just wish you well.

    -Elon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very nostalgic. nothing is more high-school than trying to make your text msg read like the natural speech of a stuttering dweeb.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $10m is pocket change to Elon, so if I were him I'd be offering to pay her compo under the condition that she's on retainer as my personal frick doll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And become Amber's new target to drag into court?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $10M to musk is LITERALLY equivalent to the cost of a hamburger to any of us. do the math.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s kind of nice that money hasn’t changed Musk.
    Used to be a nerd beta, is now a rich nerd beta.

    Can only hope he slides nutjob Heard for like anyone else, for his and all our sakes.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don't understand Elon's position. Sure, there are hotter escorts, but not everyone is into crazy stuff. I heard Grimes rims Elon after he takes a shit. Imagine what kind of crazy stuff Amber "shits on your bed" Turd lets Elon do to her. Elon is a complete perv and is into some nasty stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not about “letting” do to her, there are a hundred pornstars who’d “let” someone do stuff for the same price point.
      It’s about selling it, and NPDs are amazing at selling the surface level shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF are NPDs, you ESL spazz?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Narcissistic personality disorder, double ESL gay.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's gunna kill herself and I'm gunna laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Research has shown approximately 70 percent of people with borderline personality disorder will attempt suicide at least once in their lifetimes. About 10 percent complete the act. This suicide rate is higher than any other psychiatric disorder and the general population.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TURD

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did this meme come from that musk is financially suppprting her? Is it just because of that one text Johnny sent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon made donations to that ACLS or whatever organization in her name

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FLUSHED

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did she lose? she pledged the full amount

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ready for round 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this time they get scatographic professionals to explicate how the bed turd could only have come from the amber turd lol.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    type b narcisispersonali traits correlation causation no i have not seen willy wonka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were they thinking bringing this moron as a witness.
      Were her lawyers just moronic or trying to lose the case on purpose?
      It doesn't even matter what he has to say all the jury sees is some goofy moron and immediately ignore everything he says
      Hell even if this wasn't a jury trial I would still be worried about bringing a witness that looked this fricking moronic

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this meme everyone is spouting about Arab oil tycoons turning her into a cum bucket? It shows up in every single thread about the case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a meme because she is too old for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ive heard that rich arabs employs hot mature girls to take the v cards from their sons, and nephews

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10 mil for this bargain bin, basic b***h scarlett Johansson.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe you idiots still believe space is real, they totally went 70 years ago guys! they just stopped wanting to is all! the radiation! of course we met our Black person quota before we stopped going though!

    even the homie who invented the rocket has on his gravestone the psalm about the firmament

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went to space one time, true story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if i ask you some simple contradictions based on physics will you assault me like buzz aldrin?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I am the space man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was buzz triggered cause that guy was right and he can’t stand the fact that his whole life is a lie so when ever someone brings it up he chimps out?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Shatner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that text chain between Elon and Amber where she's flat out rejecting him but he still wants to throw private security at her and tip his hat
    I have a feeling ol' space cucky will help foot the bill

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me what a megapint is?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm wearing same dress, trust me"
    KEKAGA.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn i love elon he is saving humanity

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to drive a Tesla, not really own one.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone been on that frenchie subreddit?

    They're literally on suicide watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frenchie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are gonna hate me, but I gotta ask... why did Johnny win?

    Feels like both were equally to blame and horrible people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did he win?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels like both were equally to blame and horrible people?
      If you say this, you didn't pay attention. Depp is not a good person but they're both "bad" in the sense that Depp is kinda of a dumb junkie while Heard is an absolute psychopathic piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amber would have won if she just stuck to basic claims that he slapped her once or twice, but she doubled down and said he raped her with a broken bottle, threw her down the stairs, etc. which was just obviously untrue and the everyman juror could plainly see how out of touch she was with reality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as Dr Glasses explained it her BPD mental defences kicking in, if you threaten to leave or hurt her she will double down until you do what she wants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      might have something to do with the fact that amber was lying out her butthole about claims of being smacked around and bottle rape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Johnny is a sperg while amber is a focused harasser.
      Court of law sorted the two types apart, and attributed malicious intent where it was due.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels like both were equally to blame and horrible people?
      which is why her trying to characterize him as an abuser is 100% defamation when you see the evidence that she intentionally provoked him non-stop during their relationship

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels like both were equally to blame and horrible people?

      Jesus Christ stop rambling out this zoomer mouth breather take.

      Yes, Johnny Depp isn't perfect, if he was he wouldn't have married Heard in the first place. But Turd is 100 times worse than him and seemed to actively go out of her way to make his life miserable.

      All of Johnny's past relationships had nothing but good things to say about him, they just left him cause he was a mess. Which everyone who watched the trial can agree on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was in the right and the legal proceedings factored this in. Simple as that. His greatest faults are being a degenerate alcoholic and junkie, and running away from conflict instead of standing up for himself. Those faults are nothing compared to the shitshow AH put him through. If you've watched the movie Gone Girl then you know what she is, except she's much worse at hiding it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You were bamboozled by heards lies. Which is why Johnny won

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a youtuber i can see that has all the facts of the case laid out and explains it clearly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, amber shat on his bed, cheated on him, hit him, made him have to go to the hospital by injuring him, she faked photos, and every word out of her mouth in the whole trial was lies.

      There you go there's the facts.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know you but Amber strikes me as super fun in bed that it would be worth it, well maybe not $10 million but it's Elon Musk after all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know you either, it's an anonymous image board. Weird thing to bring up for no reason

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Amber queen now my shitting fetish is mainstream

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more moronic DUO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both still multi-millionaires despite chasing damaged goods
      They'll survive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're actually billionaires

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kanye isn't a billionaire homie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Guess it's summer in here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      president and vp of the us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They look like amogus drip lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me and you anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Autism and Schizophrenia linked up need it or sneed it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek what are those fricking shoes Elon’s wearing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can see the space goblina in the reflection taking the pic

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he actually pay for her lawyers or is that a rumor? She's racked up 6 million in legal fees at least they said

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disclosed under oath?
      otherwise why thefrick would she talk about that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her lawyer actually said it when she was sperging out during her closing statement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't listen to Elaine. Did she, really? No one in the live thread mentioned it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            damn must've been desperate for the jury to get them to be sympathetic to Amber

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