I think PoA is best but you have to recognize it stands on the shoulders of the two that preceded it. Order of Pheonix was the most underwhelming imo. So much wasted potential
I loved ootp. That end at the ministry and the duel between voldermort and Dumbledore was epic. Admittedly the movie adaptation was pretty underwhelming compared to how it looked in my head but thats all movies based on books.
PoA was carried by excellent performances, Gary Oldman and David Thewlis were fricking excellent. It was also shot in a really unique way compared to the rest of the films that I really loved (there's a bunch of impossible shots that turn me into a basedboy).
Half Blood Prince in my opinion has the most solid narrative and takes the best parts from the book and expands upon them while cutting some stuff that just wasn't necessary.
1 and 2 obviously are pure kino and I'm surprised the child acting is as good as it is. I also like that they aren't nearly as Harry-centric as the rest of the films.
4, 5, 7, 8 I don't really care much for, you could put them in any order at the bottom of the list and I wouldn't mind.
I only ever saw the first 4 back as they were being released
Can hardly remember the movies at all but the giant snake in the 2nd movie was pure creepykino
I saw it with my friends when we were like 12
we laughed people crying in the theater
I remember crying with laughter when it happened and people yelling "shut up" to us
Little known fact, but the Avada Kedevera spell includes a shit dissapearing spell.
If you were to cast simply "Avada KaDeh" You would kill them but not clean their bowels.
>death spell >inferior to any modern firearm in terms of range and damage
just give every kid at Hogwarts an AR-15 and they would have stomped the death eaters
Because it's apparently dodgeable
So HP wizards can avoid lasers
But since that's impossible it means the spell is slow enough to allow someone with good reflexes to dodge it, because it keeps happening
>Time to cast >Requires raising a wand
By before you can even sound out the second syllable you are riddled with 6 hollowpoint rounds and sit in a pool of your own blood wishing that Hogwarts had an Active Shooter Protocol.
>kid emerges from the woods with the corpse belonging to his love rival >blames wizard hitler >no investigation >nobody thinks he did it
hello officers it was hitler that killed this man not me
You mean the part where Dumbledore admitted to hiring a convicted death eater as a professor?
A professor whom was often seen in the company of Harry Potter and was known to use dangerous spells to punish people Potter hated.
A professor whom upon discovery by the minister of magic was immediately given the dementor's kiss for his crimes leaving only Mr. Potter, Severus Snape (another known death eater,) and Dumbledore the only ones to witness Mr. Crouch's alleged confession.
Who could have trouble trusting Potter after that?
a 14ish year old couldn't have done that spell
It's alluded to in the books, or maybe even straight up said, that you need a large amount of magical power to pull it off
something like moody saying >yall could point your wands at me and say it and probably not give me anything more than a nose bleed
which furthers my belief that the spell does something to the brain
said, it requires genuine killing intent and cold blood, Harry tried to use it and failed despite being enraged because he just didn't have it in him. >inb4 but how was Snape able to use it!!
Despite being on the good guy's side, Snape was always shown to be very cold-blooded and callous, on top of being an antisocial weirdo. Plus he knew about Dumbledore's condition so he likely genuinely wanted to put him out of his misery rather than let him be tortured.
Uh one of the major plots of OotP was that alot of people didn't believe him and were spreading rumors about what actually happened in the maze and such.
Τbh imagine being an ugly betabuxxing incel and actually ending up with such a Chad son who makes all women wet, is popular and becomes the leading Triwizard champion...only for him to die at his apex before he truly enjoys life and leaves his mark o nthe world. I would have reacted the same
>Help! Help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts’s Champion and the object of Cho Chang’s affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He’s been dead for many years, but he’s back, and he’s killed Cedric! Don’t ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please don’t look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don’t bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it’s all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? Where’s my prize money?
Every film up to this one was kino and every one afterwards was deathly dull
This one has such a nonsensical plot and dumb action sequences mixed with pure acting KINO
>2022
>that's my undetermined gendered child whom the audience can pick the gender of in their head
you clearly are out of touch with JK Rowling's beliefs on gender
he's talking about the inevitable remake
Great acting from the dad. Unironically
Agreed. Genuinely think it's a great seen.
Agreed. The dad manages to make this genuinely heart wrenching.
Seeing that from George Dent really threw me for a loop.
What's the best Potter film? I'd say Prisoner of Azkaban. But Half-Blood Prince has started to grow on my as well.
PoA was my least favorite book but the film is lifted by Cuaron.
All the Yates films are pretty solid.
only good yates were 5 and 6, he ruined the final 2 - completely soulless
1 and 2 are the only good ones. 4 is bad but funny bad which makes it enjoyable. The rest are just awful.
I like Half Blood Prince because it finally starts to give Snape a character other than sussy dark arts teacher
I think PoA is best but you have to recognize it stands on the shoulders of the two that preceded it. Order of Pheonix was the most underwhelming imo. So much wasted potential
I loved ootp. That end at the ministry and the duel between voldermort and Dumbledore was epic. Admittedly the movie adaptation was pretty underwhelming compared to how it looked in my head but thats all movies based on books.
3 > 6 > 2 > 1 > 8 > 5 > 4 > 7
PoA was carried by excellent performances, Gary Oldman and David Thewlis were fricking excellent. It was also shot in a really unique way compared to the rest of the films that I really loved (there's a bunch of impossible shots that turn me into a basedboy).
Half Blood Prince in my opinion has the most solid narrative and takes the best parts from the book and expands upon them while cutting some stuff that just wasn't necessary.
1 and 2 obviously are pure kino and I'm surprised the child acting is as good as it is. I also like that they aren't nearly as Harry-centric as the rest of the films.
4, 5, 7, 8 I don't really care much for, you could put them in any order at the bottom of the list and I wouldn't mind.
Looking back on it, I can't help but agree.
I only ever saw the first 4 back as they were being released
Can hardly remember the movies at all but the giant snake in the 2nd movie was pure creepykino
>you'll never get to skip class to go get a blowjob from the desperately horny ghost girl haunting the bathroom
Life is suffering
That's my wife's son! That's her boy!
I saw it with my friends when we were like 12
we laughed people crying in the theater
I remember crying with laughter when it happened and people yelling "shut up" to us
>he said calmly
That's what I say when I bust a hard nut up a twink's butthole.
>"THAT'S MY BOOOOOAAAYYYY!!!"
do harry potter characters shit themselves when they get hit with the death spell?
>death spell is just a slightly spelled different abracadabra
bravo rowling
>avada kedavra
>shoots out avocado colored light that results in a cadaver
Little known fact, but the Avada Kedevera spell includes a shit dissapearing spell.
If you were to cast simply "Avada KaDeh" You would kill them but not clean their bowels.
How fricking dare you post that image without the pasta
>death spell
>inferior to any modern firearm in terms of range and damage
just give every kid at Hogwarts an AR-15 and they would have stomped the death eaters
>inferior to any modern firearm in terms of range and damage
>in terms of range and damage
>and damage
How? Avada kedavra is literally a one hit kill.
Because it's apparently dodgeable
So HP wizards can avoid lasers
But since that's impossible it means the spell is slow enough to allow someone with good reflexes to dodge it, because it keeps happening
>Time to cast
>Requires raising a wand
By before you can even sound out the second syllable you are riddled with 6 hollowpoint rounds and sit in a pool of your own blood wishing that Hogwarts had an Active Shooter Protocol.
Lol'd, but don't they get stiff, rigid-like after getting abracadabra'd?
>Let me through...let me through...THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON! THAT'S MY WIFE'S BOY!
Why is Gandalf laughing here?
I cant take it seriously now tho
>kid emerges from the woods with the corpse belonging to his love rival
>blames wizard hitler
>no investigation
>nobody thinks he did it
hello officers it was hitler that killed this man not me
i mean the whole barty crouch jr thing 3 minutes later probably proved his innocence
You mean the part where Dumbledore admitted to hiring a convicted death eater as a professor?
A professor whom was often seen in the company of Harry Potter and was known to use dangerous spells to punish people Potter hated.
A professor whom upon discovery by the minister of magic was immediately given the dementor's kiss for his crimes leaving only Mr. Potter, Severus Snape (another known death eater,) and Dumbledore the only ones to witness Mr. Crouch's alleged confession.
Who could have trouble trusting Potter after that?
Again. Many people did have trouble trusting him after this. Did yall even read the books or just passively "absorb" the watered down films?
a 14ish year old couldn't have done that spell
It's alluded to in the books, or maybe even straight up said, that you need a large amount of magical power to pull it off
something like moody saying
>yall could point your wands at me and say it and probably not give me anything more than a nose bleed
which furthers my belief that the spell does something to the brain
it requires to be cast with killing intent
What
said, it requires genuine killing intent and cold blood, Harry tried to use it and failed despite being enraged because he just didn't have it in him.
>inb4 but how was Snape able to use it!!
Despite being on the good guy's side, Snape was always shown to be very cold-blooded and callous, on top of being an antisocial weirdo. Plus he knew about Dumbledore's condition so he likely genuinely wanted to put him out of his misery rather than let him be tortured.
I remember Harry trying to cast the torture one but not the abracadabra.
>He told me to bring his body back
>Ah yes that makes total sense Potter. Cleared of all charges
Uh one of the major plots of OotP was that alot of people didn't believe him and were spreading rumors about what actually happened in the maze and such.
THATS MUH SOONNNNNNN
Reminder Rickman was a muslimlover
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/24/alan-rickmans-secret-showbiz-diaries-harry-potter
>actor has liberal views
Woah really? Shut the frick up, its so profoundly uninteresting.
>NAME! GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME!
BARTEH CROWCHH..........
Bill Wilson
Junior
the way he delivers the line always used to make me laugh
CHINESE FIREBALL OOOOOOH
I still dont get this. Wtf is he talking about? Is he referring to Chochang?
i think he's saying it's a dangerous dragon
Yeah, he told Cho behind the scenes that he could help her bf Cedric get ahead of the competition, for a price.
deh
People did think he did it
It's one of the reasons they all hate him in HP5
THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY
Not anymore it aint
for me, it's when hermione reads the deathly hallows story. makes me hard every time.
Τbh imagine being an ugly betabuxxing incel and actually ending up with such a Chad son who makes all women wet, is popular and becomes the leading Triwizard champion...only for him to die at his apex before he truly enjoys life and leaves his mark o nthe world. I would have reacted the same
>Help! Help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts’s Champion and the object of Cho Chang’s affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He’s been dead for many years, but he’s back, and he’s killed Cedric! Don’t ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please don’t look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don’t bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it’s all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? Where’s my prize money?
I’m stretching my legs over this thread.
No!
Peak Hermione is philosophers stone Hermione
She’s so adorable I just wanna frick her
THATS /our/ GUYYYYYYYYYYYY
Every film up to this one was kino and every one afterwards was deathly dull
This one has such a nonsensical plot and dumb action sequences mixed with pure acting KINO