The fact that General S Patton was assassinated after realizing he was fighting the wrong enemy in WW2 and addressing it to the masses convinced me to never enlist.
>When he faced questions from the press about his reluctance to denazify post-war Germany, Patton noted that most of the people with experience in infrastructure management had been compelled to join the party in the war. He compared Nazis to Democrats and Republicans, bringing negative press stateside and angering Eisenhower.[211] When Eisenhower ordered him to hold a press conference correcting his statements, Patton instead repeated them.[212]
It’s really high, and the worst part is most guys who join cheat on their wives with females in the same command who are some of the ugliest sea donkeys you’ll ever meet. Military is a great career if you’re like, 20-30, female and fat.
The military is already made up of gullible idiots who think that Military service will grant you special privileges as a veteran and respect, what the military doesn't tell you is that you will be put in an environment that makes you stressed 24/7, you will be barked at by corrupt assholes to go through with battle plans which use you and your fellow soldiers as cannon fodder, and that you will be fighting conflicts and losing newly made soldier friends over a conflict that will have meant nothing to the country you were serving. Joining the military isn't worth it
How would you be able to live with yourself after you fight in a war in which the friends you make in the military are killed, only for the war to ultimate be canceled, making all of your and your friends sacrifices worthless?
How could you live with yourself knowing that the war you've been fighting, and your fellow soldier's lives taken, have amounted to nothing because your country finally decided that fighting the conflict wasn't worth it?
Nobody except the most CNN watching officers gives a fuck about "the missions" or the country or whatever. It's a job and most people who sign up are basically risk averse mercenaries.
Ive had guys tell me they'd just celebrate if Russia or China blow up elected officials. Half the guys hate the state and try to cost it as much money as possible out of spite
do they really send new recruits to bumfuck nowhere to die? I always assumed 90% of the US military is stuck in overseas bases cleaning toilets and doing paperwork
Fuck no. The military is extremely casualty averse.
Now they'll tear up your body and encourage you not to report injuries.
They'll murder random third world people and plant a shovel (nobody questions an extra shovel in the vehicle) on them so they can claim he was coming right for them.
They'll promise lots of things later fir extra sacrifices now and never deliver.
They'll send you on all sorts of bullshit assignments.
They'll train you in a way that prevents you from getting civilian equivalent qualifications in order to keep you for leaving.
They'll let Filipinos form ethnic networks for promotion maxing.
They'll cover up spic gangs stealing truckloads of weapons.
But they won't use you as cannon fodder because it looks bad.
It kinda does bro. People come up to me all the time when I'm in uniform to "thank me for my service." I also get a lot of discounts without even asking (when in uniform). And I've never even deployed anywhere.
The GWOT patriotism psyop really mindfucked a lot of Americans.
> what the military doesn't tell you is that you will be put in an environment that makes you stressed 24/7
They absolutely tell you this. What they don’t tell you is how fucking boring military life actually is.
>battle plans which use you and your fellow soldiers as cannon fodder, and that you will be fighting conflicts and losing newly made soldier friends over a conflict that will have meant nothing to the country you were serving.
there is no fighting anymore lmao, not for a decade+
Aside from the gullability of most enlist soldiers, there's always been a plausible myth that married soldiers have a higher chance to survive by having a women to fight for.
Military men are notoriously retarded. They will do anything you tell them if you just say they are gay if they don't do it.
I wish I was joking but I'm really not. These morons will run into machine gun fire rather than have someone think they are gays.
Jesus Christ, I see this happening in country with the Russian propaganda. They've basically convinced all the sub 80 IQ plebs out there that if you don't support Putin you're gay. That's literally their go-to argument for anything. >No, we don't want to send weapons to Ukraine, I'm not a fag!!!
And they say this with a straight face, as if this actually means you're gay or not. It's amazing.
Bachelors up to E5 or E6 in some places are forced to live on base in barracks. But a married E1 gets to live offbase and is provided a pretty generous monthly localized housing allowance, which is certainly more than their base pay, and gets to keep whatever extra
My ex-marine buddy said one staff sergeant or lieutenant who lived offbase with his wife and kids ended up burning the entire house down with himself and his family inside after he found out his wife was cheating on him with the grunts.
I forget the details about that incident, but there is always more cheating afoot in the corps. All female privates end up shacking with their COs on-base to get a private room/bed. Any dumbass who enlisted and has a gf at home can say goodbye to her as well.
>boy i'm poor as fuck if I don't get myself together I'm gonna end up in jail with a bunch of naggers >better enlist and then I'll get an education! >end up in some barracks with a bunch of naggers anyway
Say what you want about israelites, the fact the american people have never revolted against their elites and chopped some heads off is proof they know what they're doing
yeah, once they realized that they could fuck with the middle and lower classes all they wanted with little to no consequences because those groups don't want to lose what little they have by fighting back or even identifying the problem it was basically over
It’s really high, and the worst part is most guys who join cheat on their wives with females in the same command who are some of the ugliest sea donkeys you’ll ever meet. Military is a great career if you’re like, 20-30, female and fat.
The military is already made up of gullible idiots who think that Military service will grant you special privileges as a veteran and respect, what the military doesn't tell you is that you will be put in an environment that makes you stressed 24/7, you will be barked at by corrupt assholes to go through with battle plans which use you and your fellow soldiers as cannon fodder, and that you will be fighting conflicts and losing newly made soldier friends over a conflict that will have meant nothing to the country you were serving. Joining the military isn't worth it
>go to sign up for the national guard when I was 18 >recruiter tells me long winded 30 minute story about how he got cucked while serving and realized that relationships and family didn't matter and his service in the military was all that truly mattered >this was supposed to convince me to want to join
It's really simple actually, and you guys think way too emotionally. Sure there are idiots that get get married for love, but being married in the military is a huge bonus. You get nearly double all your income you would usually get, a 40k a year gaygrade becomes 80k. Then, imagine both people married are soldiers. Two people who would have made 40k a year alone now make 160k annual. I married a girl I met in basic and did the same thing. It was a business deal from the beginning. We never lived in the same house, and never even kissed.
Are you actually white or Mexican-American? 40k is a kys number to make a year for a white man. I understand cheating the system to make double that, but where did you go wrong that was your goal in life? Are you a rural or suburban retard?
Whiter than you will ever be nagger. That's the pay after two years enlisted, and you know you never pay for food or housing either right? It's not cheating the system, it literally is the system. I won't reveal my reitrement paygrade but I assure you its far beyond anything you will ever see, we have over 3 million in assets. Still legally married, because its nothing but a business partnership.
But if she divorces you she can take 50% of your cut anyway so you you're back to being left with your original value. Sounds like pointless cuckoldry.
She equally contributed 50% of the income though (actually more because woman =more promotions), so your point is kind of moot as a divorce would do nothing but cost us a % of our assets.
No, she's entitled to take 50% of your cut. You'll be left with 25% of the total cake, that's 50% of what you contributed. She gets 75% and you get 25%.
That would only be a if we had a child you absolute fucking retard. I would actually get a little more because she made more lmao, it would be about a 55/45 split
I noticed that a ton of military dudes not only get married immediately upon joining but they almost always buy a brand new car with the signup bonus money they recieved. And its almost always a camaro , challengers, chargers or mustangs
Its sad how they think 3k is alot of money and just put it as down payment for a car they'll barely be able to drive
bro i got 40k bonus to enlist in 2009. You know cars are pretty much the only expense a soldier has to pay for, right? Everyone either invests in auto or real estate.
Did you recieve all that 40k at the same time? And why the fuck would you invest in a fucking car when you could invest in something that can generate you money while you're abroad?
>go to sign up for the national guard when I was 18 >recruiter tells me long winded 30 minute story about how he got cucked while serving and realized that relationships and family didn't matter and his service in the military was all that truly mattered >this was supposed to convince me to want to join
Recruiters are the fucking dumbest people on earth.
The guy who came to get me into the Army wanted to get me into their pilots program, and compared firing rockets at people with a Family Guy cutaway gag.
That probably convinces a lot of people tbh.
I had a guy in a teen volunteer program I was in join the army, I don't think he was a recruiter per-se, but because he got permission to enlist at 17 they sent him to hang out at his HS for a couple weeks before shipping out to Korea.
I kind of feel sorry for the average amercain militaryhead, getting PTSD, blown up, shot at, shit pay, cucked, all of that for the profits of some lobby back home.
there's 1.4 million retards in the army and about 7000 of them have died in the last 22 years. you will not get killed nor ever be in real danger. pretty sure working as a amazon delivery driver is more dangerous nowadays with all the naggers wanting to steal your packages
I live in an incredibly white part of Indiana but Gary is 20 miles North. If you don't know, Gary, Indiana is one of the poorest, most crime-ridden, most basketball-american areas in the US. I often wonder if delivery services simply refuse to deliver to Gary.
It's crazy when you think about it, you would ask like a grand for walking across detroit. But in military they get paid what, like minimum mage? and their lifes are constantly at risk from some bullshit
It's not a bad way to go if you're treading water and have no plan for your future. Very few soldiers ever see action, the military will pay for your college education, many businesses are eager to hire vets over civilians, and veterans get free perks basically everywhere they go in the US. But VA hospitals are absolute dogshit, the modern military is pozzed as fuck, and while you only serve 2 years active, the military can still call you back to duty anytime they want for the next 6 years after that.
I lived in Clarksville, TN when the 101st got deployed to Iraq in 2003.
>personal trainer >now have a client base of young lonely MILFs >would bang them at their homes >borrow their husband's tools and never return them >save over their PS2 games >some of their kids were so young they thought I was their dad >fathered at least four kids who ended up being raised by those dudes
My dad bought the DVD at Costco thinking it was just some action war film. He put it on the shelf and never got around to watching it. I was going through puberty at the time, and I decided to watch it, and sure enough I had my first fap session during this scene. I couldn't look at porn on the internet because my family had dial-up and only one computer, and my brother would spend all day on Battle.net or my dad would be using it for work. So, the only way to get visual stimuli to jerk off was this scene in my room.
There was a plethora of other films my parents had that they allowed me to watch during my teens years without realizing there was explicit content in it. Growing up, I was able to fap to the nude scene in Titanic and the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene in True Lies. Thank you, James Cameron, for allowing me to fap.
Eventually by the end of the 2000s, wifi became a thing and I was eventually able to get my own computer with internet, then it was porn from that point on. Every now and then I go back and have nostalgia faps to some of the films of my youth.
lucky dog. my parents had everything locked down tight. the only tits i saw growing up were in national geographic magazine or in the garage of this old guy that lived 6 blocks away. i'd always try and find an excuse to go for a long walk just in the off chance his garage door would be open and i could see his 70s playboy centerfold poster
Imagine being Anon watching that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is watch porn of someone fucking another 18 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Anon and not only sit in his chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body on screen in front of you, the poor resolution barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, wank after wank, day after day, while he rewound to that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as he tells himself she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's the one who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been dreaming of nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE coming straight out of the tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking arousing before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and masturbate to her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then your dad calls for you, and you know you could cum to every single dvd in your room before he knocks on your door, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anon. You're not going to lose your future internet access over this. Just bear it. Grab your cock and bear it.
I watched it as an adult and got even angrier at the end scene where his gfs new bf answers the door even though I knew it was coming because the entire movie hinted at it happening.
>dorky guy ended up a homeless junkie >latino dad's children had grown distant in his absence >other guy working minimum wage job stocking shelves >suicide
Kinda glad in a way they presented it as an action movie but gave a drama instead. Sidenote I really wanted Jake to do a film as a war journalist after seeing this and Nightcrawler
Legit though, after the clusterfuck that was the retreat in Afghanistan and thr Taliban restoring their power why would you even enlist to fight another war for this government?
Everyday I’m amazed the USA isn’t in some Civil War. Especially now with the arrest of Trump and Biden’s shit with pride and BLM laundering money. Who the fucks still wants to fight for a nation who doesn’t just hate you, but celebrates your demise? If China ever escalates with Taiwan I wonder if USA will unite or divide.
I genuinely don't think the US has the capability to institute another draft like WW2 or even Vietnam. No White man (the people they actually need to win a war) is willingly dying for the fag empire. The amount of officer fratricides would make the Soviet army in WW2 look like tame
Don't you want to be like Top Gun, anon? Yeah, they were Navy, sure people have pointed it out, yes the military knows this and did it anyway, but c'mon anon. Danger zone.
Being in the navy or air force is literally cushy as fuck
This movie is about infantry retards getting treated like shit but if you’re some intelligence or logistical person in the navy or airforce you’re probably living a better life than a lot of civilians because you don’t have to worry about bills and do fuck all for work
You may even get to go some SEA or European country and just fuck the local women while you pretend your some hardened soldier
Navy has to be a nightmare. I remember how bad a locker room of 50 dudes stunk, now times that by what 100, and that is what life on a ship smells like. Do you just grow used to the smell like pajeets?
yeah the downside is you become an obese retarded zogbot with no life skills. watch some of those "life on a [x navy ship]" videos, half the people in them look like they collect welfare checks
Navy is fby far the worst branch, both as a whole and on an individual level. Air Force is literally like a movie. They get bowling alleys and movie theatres and swimming pools and beer in Islamic countries at the bases they are deployed to overseas. It's literally like that episode of south park where jimbo is talking about how fun vietnam was.
>written and produced by Hollyisraelites
Of course it didn't happen.
>One night I'm alone in the barracks, cleaning my M16, while the rest of the platoon watches movies at the Fox Company barracks. They're hoping for a replay of last night's showing. A Fox Company grunt's wife had sent him a video with his last care package. A homemade porn film had been spliced into a Vietnam flick. The barracks full of unsuspecting marines cheered a screen full of jungle carnage as the on-screen marines charged a VC bunker, then in midcinematic combat frenzy the barracks went silent when the screen turned from overwhelming firepower to the sleek power of sex. After a few seconds, the room erupted. The marines were elated that the amateur smut had made it past the censors, it was another coup! But the excitement only lasted until the marine whose wife had sent him the movie noticed something about the hooded woman, and what he noticed could have been a mole on her ass or the way she moaned or how she threw her head back as she came, but that coming woman was his wife, and the man was his neighbor, and he began to scream, "That's my wife! That's my wife fucking the neighbor, a goddamn squid!" At first the jarheads laughed, because they thought he was joking, but when he continued to scream and then began weeping, they knew that it really was his wife, and someone had the decency to turn the video off. But tonight they want a replay, because why not, the damage is done and when is the next time you'll be able to witness infidelity? And fuck that poor jarhead anyway. He's down at sick call on suicide watch, and as soon as the docs okay him, he'll be on an emergency-leave flight to the States, he'll be the fuck out of the desert.
I don't understand how the first thing that guy does isn't to find and murder both of them. I would take 20 in prison for that. Could probably get out sooner, extenuating circumstances. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if someone did something so evil to me and I just let it go.
But I guess the wife knew he wouldn't do anything. Which is why she cheated and why she sent it.
>written and produced by Hollyisraelites
Of course it didn't happen.
what the fuck are the odds of this
no way some shit like this ever happened
That wasn't even in the book. I don't know where your pasta's from, but it's not from Swofford's book. It's an old fucking barracks legend, like the CQ seen eating out the barracks groupie after a train's been run on her, or the Ranger platoon who took down a crack house (though that is based in reality). It's made-up bullshit.
There are actually several scenes in the film which were not in the book, like the field fuck mentioned above, as well as the preceding MOPP 4 football game.
yeah joining the military you’ll get cheated on but it’s why you fuck the female soldiers with you. women soldiers are the biggest whores on the planet. i would rate a pornstar over a woman in the military
I thought the whole point of joining the military was to be part of a Band of Brothers where you and your Brothers are true Brothers and in the fire and fury of combat you are forged bonds of true Brotherhood and basically civillians will never know this feel, enlist today, service gurantees citizenship?
Why do any of these poor bastards get married? Isn't the adultery rate near 95% in the military? Are they gluttons for psychological pain?
If you’re joining the military you’re probably pretty retarded
The way that the Afghanistan conflict was handled has convinced me to never join the military
The fact that General S Patton was assassinated after realizing he was fighting the wrong enemy in WW2 and addressing it to the masses convinced me to never enlist.
>When he faced questions from the press about his reluctance to denazify post-war Germany, Patton noted that most of the people with experience in infrastructure management had been compelled to join the party in the war. He compared Nazis to Democrats and Republicans, bringing negative press stateside and angering Eisenhower.[211] When Eisenhower ordered him to hold a press conference correcting his statements, Patton instead repeated them.[212]
Based beyond belief.
Nice.
>You can put a bullet in my head but you can't kill a word I said.
Patton was actually pretty much retarded, also a mediocre general
It’s really high, and the worst part is most guys who join cheat on their wives with females in the same command who are some of the ugliest sea donkeys you’ll ever meet. Military is a great career if you’re like, 20-30, female and fat.
Because they "think(debatable)" the stories online about women cheating and acting like hoes is just stupid conspiracy shit. They know better.
The military is already made up of gullible idiots who think that Military service will grant you special privileges as a veteran and respect, what the military doesn't tell you is that you will be put in an environment that makes you stressed 24/7, you will be barked at by corrupt assholes to go through with battle plans which use you and your fellow soldiers as cannon fodder, and that you will be fighting conflicts and losing newly made soldier friends over a conflict that will have meant nothing to the country you were serving. Joining the military isn't worth it
Pussy
How would you be able to live with yourself after you fight in a war in which the friends you make in the military are killed, only for the war to ultimate be canceled, making all of your and your friends sacrifices worthless?
How could you live with yourself knowing that the war you've been fighting, and your fellow soldier's lives taken, have amounted to nothing because your country finally decided that fighting the conflict wasn't worth it?
Nobody except the most CNN watching officers gives a fuck about "the missions" or the country or whatever. It's a job and most people who sign up are basically risk averse mercenaries.
Ive had guys tell me they'd just celebrate if Russia or China blow up elected officials. Half the guys hate the state and try to cost it as much money as possible out of spite
do they really send new recruits to bumfuck nowhere to die? I always assumed 90% of the US military is stuck in overseas bases cleaning toilets and doing paperwork
Fuck no. The military is extremely casualty averse.
Now they'll tear up your body and encourage you not to report injuries.
They'll murder random third world people and plant a shovel (nobody questions an extra shovel in the vehicle) on them so they can claim he was coming right for them.
They'll promise lots of things later fir extra sacrifices now and never deliver.
They'll send you on all sorts of bullshit assignments.
They'll train you in a way that prevents you from getting civilian equivalent qualifications in order to keep you for leaving.
They'll let Filipinos form ethnic networks for promotion maxing.
They'll cover up spic gangs stealing truckloads of weapons.
But they won't use you as cannon fodder because it looks bad.
These examples are too specific to have been fabricated, storytime on the flip cartels and spic thief guilds.
bruh like 5000 dudes died in afghanistan over the course of 20 years, meanwhile in ukraine like 100000 russians have died in a year
>russians
Well, not Russians but Rossianin or whatever it is you call people from the Rossiskaja Federazia.
russians have died
Not more than that the rest of the Russian casualties are maimed or injured.
It kinda does bro. People come up to me all the time when I'm in uniform to "thank me for my service." I also get a lot of discounts without even asking (when in uniform). And I've never even deployed anywhere.
The GWOT patriotism psyop really mindfucked a lot of Americans.
> what the military doesn't tell you is that you will be put in an environment that makes you stressed 24/7
They absolutely tell you this. What they don’t tell you is how fucking boring military life actually is.
>battle plans which use you and your fellow soldiers as cannon fodder, and that you will be fighting conflicts and losing newly made soldier friends over a conflict that will have meant nothing to the country you were serving.
there is no fighting anymore lmao, not for a decade+
Aside from the gullability of most enlist soldiers, there's always been a plausible myth that married soldiers have a higher chance to survive by having a women to fight for.
Military men are notoriously retarded. They will do anything you tell them if you just say they are gay if they don't do it.
I wish I was joking but I'm really not. These morons will run into machine gun fire rather than have someone think they are gays.
God bless retards
Jesus Christ, I see this happening in country with the Russian propaganda. They've basically convinced all the sub 80 IQ plebs out there that if you don't support Putin you're gay. That's literally their go-to argument for anything.
>No, we don't want to send weapons to Ukraine, I'm not a fag!!!
And they say this with a straight face, as if this actually means you're gay or not. It's amazing.
they don't want to die without having experienced the "life goal" of marriage, even if its a failure of a marriage
americans join the army and go to jail the first chance they get so they can have all the homosex they crave but still pretend they're not gay
i think you get paid more if you're married
Bachelors up to E5 or E6 in some places are forced to live on base in barracks. But a married E1 gets to live offbase and is provided a pretty generous monthly localized housing allowance, which is certainly more than their base pay, and gets to keep whatever extra
Why would anyone enforce such a cruel system?
Marriage is good for the economy. Married people spend more money than single people. Especially if they pop out some kids.
My ex-marine buddy said one staff sergeant or lieutenant who lived offbase with his wife and kids ended up burning the entire house down with himself and his family inside after he found out his wife was cheating on him with the grunts.
Did he kill them beforehand or otherwise incapacitate them?
Did any other cheating drama come a head because of his scorched earth policy?
I forget the details about that incident, but there is always more cheating afoot in the corps. All female privates end up shacking with their COs on-base to get a private room/bed. Any dumbass who enlisted and has a gf at home can say goodbye to her as well.
you have to get married or live with a bunch of naggers in a barracks. would you rather get cheated on or sleep with jamal and tyrone every night?
N-neither?
>boy i'm poor as fuck if I don't get myself together I'm gonna end up in jail with a bunch of naggers
>better enlist and then I'll get an education!
>end up in some barracks with a bunch of naggers anyway
Say what you want about israelites, the fact the american people have never revolted against their elites and chopped some heads off is proof they know what they're doing
yeah, once they realized that they could fuck with the middle and lower classes all they wanted with little to no consequences because those groups don't want to lose what little they have by fighting back or even identifying the problem it was basically over
idk but it sounds like you personally want to sleep with jamal and tyrone
cuckolding culture originated in the military.
it all started in ww2 and the spread onto the suburbs. no joke.
probably a salary/tax situation where you can collect more if you're married
It's really simple actually, and you guys think way too emotionally. Sure there are idiots that get get married for love, but being married in the military is a huge bonus. You get nearly double all your income you would usually get, a 40k a year gaygrade becomes 80k. Then, imagine both people married are soldiers. Two people who would have made 40k a year alone now make 160k annual. I married a girl I met in basic and did the same thing. It was a business deal from the beginning. We never lived in the same house, and never even kissed.
>bragging about being a khkv
>hedging your bets and insuring your wealth isn't taken by some woman who just stops loving you when you hit your peak earning power is being a cvck
sure thing retard
Are you actually white or Mexican-American? 40k is a kys number to make a year for a white man. I understand cheating the system to make double that, but where did you go wrong that was your goal in life? Are you a rural or suburban retard?
Whiter than you will ever be nagger. That's the pay after two years enlisted, and you know you never pay for food or housing either right? It's not cheating the system, it literally is the system. I won't reveal my reitrement paygrade but I assure you its far beyond anything you will ever see, we have over 3 million in assets. Still legally married, because its nothing but a business partnership.
But if she divorces you she can take 50% of your cut anyway so you you're back to being left with your original value. Sounds like pointless cuckoldry.
She equally contributed 50% of the income though (actually more because woman =more promotions), so your point is kind of moot as a divorce would do nothing but cost us a % of our assets.
No, she's entitled to take 50% of your cut. You'll be left with 25% of the total cake, that's 50% of what you contributed. She gets 75% and you get 25%.
That would only be a if we had a child you absolute fucking retard. I would actually get a little more because she made more lmao, it would be about a 55/45 split
>We never lived in the same house, and never even kissed.
why not? you could have lost your virginity
>Isn't the reatarded loser who can't do anything else rate near 95% in the military
ftyf
They are retards, there's no point getting married when you'll be away from her for so long, they deserve to get cheated on.
I noticed that a ton of military dudes not only get married immediately upon joining but they almost always buy a brand new car with the signup bonus money they recieved. And its almost always a camaro , challengers, chargers or mustangs
Its sad how they think 3k is alot of money and just put it as down payment for a car they'll barely be able to drive
bro i got 40k bonus to enlist in 2009. You know cars are pretty much the only expense a soldier has to pay for, right? Everyone either invests in auto or real estate.
>invests in auto
>he hasn't seen the used car market
Sorry you didn't bro. I just sold a 93 mazda I traded two guitars for in 2012 for 10k.
who the fuck is buying a 93 mazda with a bunch of miles on it for 10k?
>he didn't buy a Mustang/Camaro/Challenger with his GI bill
>invests in auto
>i got 40k bonus to enlist in 2009
Did you recieve all that 40k at the same time? And why the fuck would you invest in a fucking car when you could invest in something that can generate you money while you're abroad?
>morons
>joining the military
Many such cases
How does Jody fuck so many women? Where does he find the time?
>go to sign up for the national guard when I was 18
>recruiter tells me long winded 30 minute story about how he got cucked while serving and realized that relationships and family didn't matter and his service in the military was all that truly mattered
>this was supposed to convince me to want to join
>Thinks his job being his entire life is a good thing
Christ. I hope he eventually fixed himself.
Finish the story
Did you sign up or not?
Of course not, he told me he got cucked, had no life outside the army and then pussy footed around all my questions regarding benefits for service
Recruiters are the fucking dumbest people on earth.
The guy who came to get me into the Army wanted to get me into their pilots program, and compared firing rockets at people with a Family Guy cutaway gag.
holy shit I am laughing so hard right now
>Louis, this is just like that time I piloted an Apache over Kabul!
wut
uhhh based department here how can we come in contact with this bvll?
Sounds like a cool dude Tbh
>compared firing rockets at people with a Family Guy cutaway gag.
i'd sign up in a heartbeat tbh
That probably convinces a lot of people tbh.
I had a guy in a teen volunteer program I was in join the army, I don't think he was a recruiter per-se, but because he got permission to enlist at 17 they sent him to hang out at his HS for a couple weeks before shipping out to Korea.
Based recruiter warning people of how shitty the military actually is
Russians stole your pixels
>You WILL address me by my husband's rank.
Are there really women like that in America?
no
Would a military guy let another military guy fuck him up the ass in the name of brotherhood?
In Russia they do
Is that Lucas Black?
So what if he is? What does race have to do with anything?
>FUCKING homosexual, MAN. LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN.
I kind of feel sorry for the average amercain militaryhead, getting PTSD, blown up, shot at, shit pay, cucked, all of that for the profits of some lobby back home.
there's 1.4 million retards in the army and about 7000 of them have died in the last 22 years. you will not get killed nor ever be in real danger. pretty sure working as a amazon delivery driver is more dangerous nowadays with all the naggers wanting to steal your packages
I live in an incredibly white part of Indiana but Gary is 20 miles North. If you don't know, Gary, Indiana is one of the poorest, most crime-ridden, most basketball-american areas in the US. I often wonder if delivery services simply refuse to deliver to Gary.
delivery services have learned to do their routes really early in those areas because naggers don't wake up until noon
It's crazy when you think about it, you would ask like a grand for walking across detroit. But in military they get paid what, like minimum mage? and their lifes are constantly at risk from some bullshit
>FIIIIEEEEELD FUUUUUUUCK
where was that sex clip from tho
His wife made it and sent it to him.
What an awesome way to get her ass murdered as soon as he gets back from service
He'll get his ass kicked by her new boyfriend
i mean where did they source it for the film from. is it from a porno that was already made or did they make it for the film
Probably made it for the film.
Jesus fucking Christ, you are mentally retarded.
Americans are so retarded that they see military men getting cucked in the war movies and still sign up lol
It's not a bad way to go if you're treading water and have no plan for your future. Very few soldiers ever see action, the military will pay for your college education, many businesses are eager to hire vets over civilians, and veterans get free perks basically everywhere they go in the US. But VA hospitals are absolute dogshit, the modern military is pozzed as fuck, and while you only serve 2 years active, the military can still call you back to duty anytime they want for the next 6 years after that.
At least that's what my vet friends tell me.
i personally fucked a soldier's wife from okcupid a whopping 2 weeks after he got shipped out hoorah go army
I lived in Clarksville, TN when the 101st got deployed to Iraq in 2003.
>personal trainer
>now have a client base of young lonely MILFs
>would bang them at their homes
>borrow their husband's tools and never return them
>save over their PS2 games
>some of their kids were so young they thought I was their dad
>fathered at least four kids who ended up being raised by those dudes
23andMe has been interesting the past few years.
this totally happened
>Throws temper tantrum as a response
The way you responded proves your stupid ass was lying
LARP
I remember Ameirca had a rangers ad talking about family, white man, white woman, black kid.
Even their recruitment ads tell them they will be cucked.
This scene is a core memory for me.
My dad bought the DVD at Costco thinking it was just some action war film. He put it on the shelf and never got around to watching it. I was going through puberty at the time, and I decided to watch it, and sure enough I had my first fap session during this scene. I couldn't look at porn on the internet because my family had dial-up and only one computer, and my brother would spend all day on Battle.net or my dad would be using it for work. So, the only way to get visual stimuli to jerk off was this scene in my room.
And how did that end up going for you?
Great. Thanks.
There was a plethora of other films my parents had that they allowed me to watch during my teens years without realizing there was explicit content in it. Growing up, I was able to fap to the nude scene in Titanic and the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene in True Lies. Thank you, James Cameron, for allowing me to fap.
Eventually by the end of the 2000s, wifi became a thing and I was eventually able to get my own computer with internet, then it was porn from that point on. Every now and then I go back and have nostalgia faps to some of the films of my youth.
>the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene in True Lies
lmao
I regret nothing. I've fapped to Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies at least a hundred times in my life.
I preferred her in Trading Places.
>flapping to Jamie lee Curtis
Damn you were desperate. Then again some if my first faps were to the underwear models in the jc penney catalogs
lucky dog. my parents had everything locked down tight. the only tits i saw growing up were in national geographic magazine or in the garage of this old guy that lived 6 blocks away. i'd always try and find an excuse to go for a long walk just in the off chance his garage door would be open and i could see his 70s playboy centerfold poster
It's weird growing up before the internet and having to jack off to a VHS of American Pie or WILD ON E! or MTV Spring Break '99
Imagine being Anon watching that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is watch porn of someone fucking another 18 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Anon and not only sit in his chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body on screen in front of you, the poor resolution barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, wank after wank, day after day, while he rewound to that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as he tells himself she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's the one who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been dreaming of nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE coming straight out of the tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking arousing before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and masturbate to her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then your dad calls for you, and you know you could cum to every single dvd in your room before he knocks on your door, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anon. You're not going to lose your future internet access over this. Just bear it. Grab your cock and bear it.
I remember this scene making me so fucking angry that I refused to watch the rest of the movie. I must've only been about 13.
I watched it as an adult and got even angrier at the end scene where his gfs new bf answers the door even though I knew it was coming because the entire movie hinted at it happening.
and now you’re on Cinemaphile with the rest of the losers. brutal
>dorky guy ended up a homeless junkie
>latino dad's children had grown distant in his absence
>other guy working minimum wage job stocking shelves
>suicide
Kinda glad in a way they presented it as an action movie but gave a drama instead. Sidenote I really wanted Jake to do a film as a war journalist after seeing this and Nightcrawler
Check
Legit though, after the clusterfuck that was the retreat in Afghanistan and thr Taliban restoring their power why would you even enlist to fight another war for this government?
funny you mention that, the army missed their recruiting goal by 25% or something last year
Everyday I’m amazed the USA isn’t in some Civil War. Especially now with the arrest of Trump and Biden’s shit with pride and BLM laundering money. Who the fucks still wants to fight for a nation who doesn’t just hate you, but celebrates your demise? If China ever escalates with Taiwan I wonder if USA will unite or divide.
I genuinely don't think the US has the capability to institute another draft like WW2 or even Vietnam. No White man (the people they actually need to win a war) is willingly dying for the fag empire. The amount of officer fratricides would make the Soviet army in WW2 look like tame
>Modern recruits are even dumber than the ones that got suckered into Afghanistan
Don't you want to be like Top Gun, anon? Yeah, they were Navy, sure people have pointed it out, yes the military knows this and did it anyway, but c'mon anon. Danger zone.
Being in the navy or air force is literally cushy as fuck
This movie is about infantry retards getting treated like shit but if you’re some intelligence or logistical person in the navy or airforce you’re probably living a better life than a lot of civilians because you don’t have to worry about bills and do fuck all for work
You may even get to go some SEA or European country and just fuck the local women while you pretend your some hardened soldier
Navy has to be a nightmare. I remember how bad a locker room of 50 dudes stunk, now times that by what 100, and that is what life on a ship smells like. Do you just grow used to the smell like pajeets?
>Being in the navy or air force is literally cushy as fuck
Like a chair, one could say. The downsides must be pretty bad for either one.
yeah the downside is you become an obese retarded zogbot with no life skills. watch some of those "life on a [x navy ship]" videos, half the people in them look like they collect welfare checks
Navy is fby far the worst branch, both as a whole and on an individual level. Air Force is literally like a movie. They get bowling alleys and movie theatres and swimming pools and beer in Islamic countries at the bases they are deployed to overseas. It's literally like that episode of south park where jimbo is talking about how fun vietnam was.
A job in the military that doesn't involve being a grunt.
what the fuck are the odds of this
no way some shit like this ever happened
>written and produced by Hollyisraelites
Of course it didn't happen.
>One night I'm alone in the barracks, cleaning my M16, while the rest of the platoon watches movies at the Fox Company barracks. They're hoping for a replay of last night's showing. A Fox Company grunt's wife had sent him a video with his last care package. A homemade porn film had been spliced into a Vietnam flick. The barracks full of unsuspecting marines cheered a screen full of jungle carnage as the on-screen marines charged a VC bunker, then in midcinematic combat frenzy the barracks went silent when the screen turned from overwhelming firepower to the sleek power of sex. After a few seconds, the room erupted. The marines were elated that the amateur smut had made it past the censors, it was another coup! But the excitement only lasted until the marine whose wife had sent him the movie noticed something about the hooded woman, and what he noticed could have been a mole on her ass or the way she moaned or how she threw her head back as she came, but that coming woman was his wife, and the man was his neighbor, and he began to scream, "That's my wife! That's my wife fucking the neighbor, a goddamn squid!" At first the jarheads laughed, because they thought he was joking, but when he continued to scream and then began weeping, they knew that it really was his wife, and someone had the decency to turn the video off. But tonight they want a replay, because why not, the damage is done and when is the next time you'll be able to witness infidelity? And fuck that poor jarhead anyway. He's down at sick call on suicide watch, and as soon as the docs okay him, he'll be on an emergency-leave flight to the States, he'll be the fuck out of the desert.
I don't understand how the first thing that guy does isn't to find and murder both of them. I would take 20 in prison for that. Could probably get out sooner, extenuating circumstances. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if someone did something so evil to me and I just let it go.
But I guess the wife knew he wouldn't do anything. Which is why she cheated and why she sent it.
That wasn't even in the book. I don't know where your pasta's from, but it's not from Swofford's book. It's an old fucking barracks legend, like the CQ seen eating out the barracks groupie after a train's been run on her, or the Ranger platoon who took down a crack house (though that is based in reality). It's made-up bullshit.
There are actually several scenes in the film which were not in the book, like the field fuck mentioned above, as well as the preceding MOPP 4 football game.
Jody!
At the end she says something like "how does it feel",so to be fair she was probably getting back at him for cheating also.
She says
>Who’s fucking around now?
The crayon eater instigated it by cheating on her first.
>THAT'S MY WIFE MAN
Not anymore!
yeah joining the military you’ll get cheated on but it’s why you fuck the female soldiers with you. women soldiers are the biggest whores on the planet. i would rate a pornstar over a woman in the military
death to america
I thought the whole point of joining the military was to be part of a Band of Brothers where you and your Brothers are true Brothers and in the fire and fury of combat you are forged bonds of true Brotherhood and basically civillians will never know this feel, enlist today, service gurantees citizenship?
this movie really captured how young guys talk to each other, a lot of military media falls flat because of the shitty dialogue
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