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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know domestic turkeys are too fat to frick properly so most farms have "Turkey Milkers" to assist in insemination.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is also what Erdogan calls his mistresses.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ITS TÜRKĮYE YOU INFIDEL

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only know this movie for the stuff John Kricfalusi did for it that got cut.

    https://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2013/10/free-birds-aka-time-turkeys.html

    https://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2013/10/turkey-action.html

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >breeding station
      Jesus christ John K

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >breeding station

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  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE A MADMAN WONGTURKEY!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A TIME MACHINE

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has this movie become a weird meme cult classic like Bee Movie? Or are people just talking about it because it's practically the only animated Thanksgiving movie unless you count Fantastic Mr. Fox?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Schafrillas made a video about it the other day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does he waifu the girl?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh for frick's sake. I actually liked it as well, that's too bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet, zoomers are picky about what gets revived since something like over the hedge never got the meme revival like Megamind or Bee Movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fantastic Mr. Fox?
      They ate chickens not turkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Each farmer bred different birds
        In the intro they eat squab
        First farmer bred chickens
        Second Geese (or ducks?)
        Third farmer bred his own breed of turkey

    • 1 year ago
      Froggy

      Schafrillas made a video about it the other day.

      Never forget that half of Cinemaphile's traffic is driven by e-celebs and the youtube algorithm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’d assumed it was just because Thanksgiving is coming up

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the team that made this movie redesigned the Chuck E. Cheese band 10 years ago and made them into ugly CGI abominations?

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      Anonymous

      >anon's harem of loose bird wifes

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