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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just what you see buddy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t he hear him say plasma rifle? I mean in the 80’s they didn’t have that sci fi shit did they? Also why would a Terminator assume they’d have one? I know Reese said a lot of records were destroyed after the war so Skynet might’ve had some gaps in knowledge but they couldn’t be that moronic could they?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Didn’t he hear him say plasma rifle? I mean in the 80’s they didn’t have that sci fi shit did they?
        He heard it and ignored it because he deals with the public and is used to dealing with morons asking for nonsense that doesn't exist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it moronic if you don't have records of when plasma rifles were invented

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It just uses a dialogue tree and probably ML. The plasma weapon seemed like a likely follow up phrase based on preceding probability. Thats how AI works

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt people writing movies in the 80's thought that far ahead but it does make sense for a machine to think like that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You see him generate the dialogue tree when he tells the guy knocking on the door to frickoff

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally a scene in the movie, zoomzoom.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its just a fun line to communicate that the machine doesnt fully grasp a normal person's behaviour. The store owner response to it is perfect too, he brushes it off and moves on, thats how most people would react to it. Stop being a moronic autist about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buddy
      My pronounce are Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 u cisgender butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *pal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WONG

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE AR-15 WITH BUMP STOCK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just what you see buddy

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like I'm closing early to go home and frick my wife!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Larami Super Soaker XXP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know your weapons, buddy. That one's ideal for home defence.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE MINIGUN

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TWO TICKETS TO FURIOSA

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure, obviously foreign man who just asked to buy a laser gun, you can buy all these fully automatic rifles and walk out with them right now. - America

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy isnt it? How they just sell shit to foreigners?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glorious...nobody knows past a certain number how many guns are out there nor where they. it's the only thing stopping such as WEF from enslaving us all. you're welcome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a reason Australians got thrown into literal concentration camps during the Covid ~~*happening*~~ and we didn’t.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh say can you see

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If we can throw off the ~~*one percent*~~, we could become the greatest country on earth once more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all these fully automatic rifles
      they were semi, there’s a deleted scene in which he modifies them to full auto

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE CALIFORNIA COMPLIANT ASSAULT RIFLE 15

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      msssing a muzzle brake and you can legally use a 30 round magazine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abomination

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you just move state at this point? Frick that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That shotgun recoil
        Ummmmm shouldn't a Terminator not suffer from recoil? That's pretty embarrassing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They say he has real skin and biological parts perhaps the real parts of him recoiled even if the cybernetic chassis didn’t have to? Also Kyle Reese said they mimic humans down to every detail that’s probably why.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          simulating recoil is part of their programing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The more you run, the less places you have left to run to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look how they massacred my boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually kind of like it tbqh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the deal with the stock?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Circumvents dumb california laws designed to make ARs illegal while keeping uncle fudd's dear rifle legal, e.g. pistol grips forbidden

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to hold your wrist at a natural angle makes a semi auto varmit rifle a weapon of mass destruction chud, the science is settled. You can get these shark fin things. On an unrelated note, Home Depot is having a sale on Dremels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cali version has a suction cup attachment to use for anal play

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armalite Rifle*
      C’mon lad, know the nomenclature

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats the joke moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit I am moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you seriously mess up baking?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fake and gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glad I live in a free state.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE CALIFORNIA COMPLIANT ASSAULT RIFLE 15

        I don't get you americans. These things were designed for killing people, and killing people only. Why whine about not being allowed to own one? An assault rifle goes far beyond what you need for self defense, its only use for consumers is larping and comitting massacres

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Constitution protects the god given right to kill people and keep the english out of our homes

          (literally, killing people with just cause is a god given right in america, don't like it? frick off)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still refuse to believe America is real

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's also not real Christianity
            Americans made up their own religion based off blasphemy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The purpose of any weapon is to kill, moron. The genius of the Second Amendment is the recognition that ordinary people cannot always rely on the state to take the trash out for them, and sometimes the state itself is the trash in question. You don't live here, you see everything through a distorted media lense. You are way, way more likely to die from doing something that you do on a regular basis like driving or a work related accident than being killed with any sort of long gun, much less the sterotypical mass shooting scenario with an AR wielding chudjak. The vast vast majority of firearms crime is
          1. Committed with handguns
          2. By future rocket scientists
          3. In urban centers with strict gun control already in place
          Unless somebody starts sticking Tannerite in a lawnmower, the safest place on Earth is with Cleetus and the boys shooting soda cans in bumfrick nowhere.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How many mass/school shootings happen in Europe

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just consider it a very late mass-abortion.
              You're some anti-natalist prick that loves abortions, aren't you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find abortion a complex issue and I have no hard stance on it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m pro-choice purely for demographic reasons, and the fact that modern “conservatives” refuse to acknowledge this is why I refuse to identity with them.
                Honestly if someone has 3 abortions, they should just be sterilized anyway tbh famalam

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How many future doctors/troubled youths are there in major urban areas in Europe?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that “mass shootings” include gang violence, perpetuated almost entirely by blacks? Did you know that medical malpractice kills more people annually than firearms in the USA? Did you know that suicides involving firearms count towards “gun death” statistics? Learn to fricking think for yourself. George Harrison would be ashamed of you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you know that suicides involving firearms count towards “gun death” statistics?
                Should they not be? People don't kill themselves as much when you remove simpler ways to kill themselves.
                Britain studied this when they did their great switch over in gas times. Neat stuff.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dont argue with noguns brainlets. If they dont understand that white america is safer than western europe than theyre just consuming the news that keeps them stupid.

                Also the terminator would have murdered Sarah Conner easy if she lived in Europe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well zero obviously, because they've banned guns. it would be pretty embarassing otherwise!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Unless somebody starts sticking Tannerite in a lawnmower,
            I don't get it. What's the offensive capability there? An explosive lawnmower?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ?si=bk_8_GoZntC_B83_
              It's an internet classic from the early 2010s, the original got zucc'd

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, I see. Imagine a fleet of those slowly rumbling toward you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >These things were designed for killing people
          and

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Killing people is bad in my opinion

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why whine about not being allowed to own one?
          Because I'm not a /misc/tard who thinks the Black Panthers were a terrorist organization.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >assault rifle
          Lol no. An assault rifle, by definition, is select-fire. AR-15s are semi-auto only, and are not assault rifles.
          The second amendment is meant to ensure that civilian militias are armed to the same extent as state-sponsored armies, which aren’t even supposed to exist during peacetime. I should be allowed to own a fricking tank, and the fact that I’m not is a travesty.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AR-15s are semi-auto only
            >He doesn't know

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because crime doesn't stop happening just because laws exist. Know what's more accessible and reliably than having to phone and wait for the police? A weapon. Guns are basically the best thing you can defend yourself with or your family can defend themselves with. They level the playing field. A woman with a gun and the ability to properly use it is less likely to get fricking raped or kidnapped than a woman with a knife or some spicy mist.
          Plus, they're fricking cool.

          >An assault rifle goes far beyond what you need for self defense, its only use for consumers is larping and comitting massacres
          You can do the same shit with a handgun or a knife. Most gun-involved homicides involve handguns anyway. It's a huge majority too because it's mostly fricking gang members doing the shooting, and they aren't the ones buying up all the cool shit. The cool shit is expensive, and they want disposable. b***hing about LEH MILITARY ASSULT WEAPNS is moron-speak born from propaganda and people who only see one incident and think its some meaningful data point. Some mentally ill moron who wants to shoot up a school is gonna do it whether he can get a handgun or a rifle. The rifle just happens to be better, but he's gonna do it regardless. And if he can't find a gun, he'll find something else.

          Making guns illegal doesn't fix any of the underlying issues, whether it's gang violence or crazies who kill innocent people. It just makes me and my family less safe (and deprives me of cool toys).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it fixes it. Guns trigger the owner's bad side and makes him use it for the ez kill and power trip. No such convenience for knives, with guns you just pull the trigger and gun down a room of people. With knives it gets bloodier and slower and more dangerous

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Guns are basically the best thing you can defend yourself with or your family can defend themselves with.
            My single favorite noguns "argument" is
            >a real man doesn't need a gun, he'd just use his fists!
            Because it's moronic on absolutely every single level and from every possible perspective. It's the type of shit you say when you unironically believe the "guns are just to compensate for penis" meme and absolutely cannot conceive of them as anything else.
            But even if you do view guns like that, it's still dumb as frick because a real man would not pointlessly put his family in additional danger and risk inflicting the trauma of watching someone they love get beaten or killed out of some moronic sense of honor.
            It also speaks to a complete inability to grasp what having people you love be threatened would actually feel like. Like some stranger breaking into your home, who might be armed or on drugs, is fricking terrifying and nobody actually wants it to happen, even if they do like to fantasize about being the big man who saves his family.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike that other homosexual I do get you Americans. You should protect your right to bear arms with everything you have. Guns are the great equalizer in society.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I brought this up in a mock debate during a college course once. How is a wheelchair-bound cripple supposed to protect himself from bodily harm? A small woman? Guns, that’s how. Being anti-gun is being pro-rape.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Being anti-gun is being pro-rape.
            One that I like to bring up is police violence against black Americans. I like to bring up the Black Panthers and how Reagan was the one who started disarming Californians. Being anti-gun is saying you think Black Lives don't Matter. This kills the liberal.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even if you don't want to bring up history, just bring up liberal talking points about how police treat black Americans and then point out that disarming the population necessarily empowers the police to a horrifying degree.
              The response is generally some variant of "we will vote the guns away from the police too and they'll comply because umm liberalism is a perfect system and voting fixes everything".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Being anti-gun is being pro-rape.
                One that I like to bring up is police violence against black Americans. I like to bring up the Black Panthers and how Reagan was the one who started disarming Californians. Being anti-gun is saying you think Black Lives don't Matter. This kills the liberal.

                Both exceptionally based talking points as well. The problem with it is that a lot of those people are capable of doublethink, believing two totally contradictory things at once. I don’t waste my time debating people like that anymore, I just slowly convert them with “ever noticed how…” or “isn’t it funny that…” points, and once they’re on board with that I unload the righteous fury arguments that they’ll clap and cheer for because it comes across as progressive. I wonder if that’s how ol’ adolf did it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >underbarrel grenade launcher
        that's legal too? What about something like the MGL?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can buy them (when they're in stock), but real ones require a tax stamp like silencers and nobody will sell you the HE rounds as an individual even if you have an explosives license. Most people just buy a flare launcher that looks the part.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can, but good luck getting actual grenades for it. Word is (evidently), contact explosive fuses are pretty hard to make, in the sense that getting the thing to not just explode from the propellant charge going off is difficult. Beyond that, it’d allegedly be really easy to fill a frangible metal projectile with a potent enough explosive to function as a grenade, but launching it is the difficult part, apparently.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the IRA and dudes in Syria were making mortar rounds out of propane and butane bottles and soup cans. Making a reliable one thats safe enough to use in a shoulder fired weapon is the difficult part.
            >Hell hath no fury like a welder scorned...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to hold your wrist at a natural angle makes a semi auto varmit rifle a weapon of mass destruction chud, the science is settled. You can get these shark fin things. On an unrelated note, Home Depot is having a sale on Dremels.

      AmI moronic??? I can go down the street and buy a Danield Defense DDM4V7 that has none of that ugly crap on it, is there some other catch or what's the difference?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's fixed mag ARs that look more normal but most people prefer to be able to reload without literally disassembling the gun or using some half ass afterthought stripper clips.
        Also
        >Daniel Defense
        You can buy the build tools and parts of comparable or better quality and build an AR for about 3/4 the price senpai. Excellent barrels though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so the daniel defense one is a fixed mag version
          i think i'd rather just buy a mini-14 then or do those not come with re-loadable mags

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mini 14s are popular in Cali because they're basically unmolested by the AWB features list. The downsides is that the factory (reliable) mags are expensive and the cheap aftermarket mags blow and theyre about as accurate as an AK.

            How many mass/school shootings happen in Europe

            >Brevik
            >Bataclan
            >that one in Serbia a little while ago
            >not mass shootings per say but Swedistan has gangs shooting it out with full auto AKs and throwing grenades in each other's apartments
            Also what makes a shooting any more horrific than a truck attack or a bombing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3d printing is pretty much going to render all gun laws useless in the coming years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3D printed guns break after a few shots

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now what about ammo laws?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Communism must be destroyed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Communism
        California's gun control started with Reagan, actually.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We must go down to the gun range and see to this fun, I mean communism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do they get normal guns for the homosexual movies they make in Hollywood?

      3d printing is pretty much going to render all gun laws useless in the coming years.

      How long is a plastic bolt carrier group, upper receiver, and barrel gonna last?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They buy props from artists for movies moron. They aren't real.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most big budget movies use real guns but just fire blank rounds
          Unless you're a woman armorer and Alec Baldwin

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE FULLY AUTOMATIC SHORT BARRELED RIFLE

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well…Somewhere around nine-thirty. I’d say around nine-thirty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU MARRIED INTO IT-AGHM?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One TOZ-34 please. I have to spend some time in the Zone

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZE LAHGE POPCORN, WIT CRABLEGS

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna shoot your eye out buddy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DE NACHOZ WITH CHEEZE

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UZI????

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOOZEY NEIN MILLY MEETAH

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do that.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like de cheese pizza with de pepperoni

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you get the pepperoni . . .
      maybe I staple it to your forehead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyway, shaddap with da broccoli!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I come bring you ah pizza, maybe ah TEAR OFF YOUR AHMS.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you get the pepperoni . . .
      maybe I staple it to your forehead

      I hope you leave enough for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPIIIINE

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What bothers me about this scene is that he would know that this technology didn't exist yet and wouldn't ask for weapons that wouldn't be there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was developing humor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a computer with data from that era. He knows what weaponry was available and popular.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a line meant for the audience. I know that upset you but I promise everything is going to be ok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is referring to when he asks for a plasma rifle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the Terminator had gotten his hands on future tech like lazer and plasma rifles how fricked was Kyle Reese? Sure Kyle was familiar with the bots way of combat but he barely survived fighting the T100 with the shotguns etc. I don’t think Sarah Connor would’ve lasted if Terminator started blasting away with that shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gun store owner said "just what you see"
      He knows all about the plasma weapons, he just didn't have any for sale

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros why do semi auto shotguns suck so much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t, as long as you buy Italian. Italians make great automatic shotguns, great pistols, and that’s about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have too much use IRL so nobody bothered too much with them, this will probably change now that drone warfare is a thing and Shotguns are a decent counter against the shittier ones

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE GRAND PINGER

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just ask for an AK-50? Autoloading with more power.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just what you see pal.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this scene supposed to be some anti-guns right parable or something? Are James Cameron and Gale Ann Hurd those Hollywood lefties who think it’s cool to see people get shot in movies but oh noes have registered gun users is le bad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a scene of him equipping weapons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not how i recall it, if there was no gun store he could just have raided a military base late at night or a cop stations armory.

      Just go watch it again and analyse it better.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE 12 VAN GOGH BRUSH

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he just settle for a plasma rifle in the 20-30 watt range instead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have settled for a Ukranian drone and a robotic dog instead.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uzi nine miiluh meduh

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, what could you do in this situation?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from the second the terminator laid sight on his shop, it was over for him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of gun store fudder leaves ammo on the counter and just says "you can't do that" when he sees a customer loading into a gun. I think anyone worth their salt would've drawn and put two into his chest

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think anyone worth their salt would've drawn and put two into his chest
          It wouldn't have changed the outcome and would have been less engaging for the audience. All it would have added was runtime.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think anyone worth their salt would've drawn and put two into his chest
          Sure, but in that specific case it wouldn't have done him any good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For one I wouldn’t just have boxes of ammo on the counter before he actually paid for the guns.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you just move state at this point? Frick that

      >The Terminator is an infiltration unit
      >Makes itself obvious where ever it goes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skynet is losing, people forget that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what that's supposed to mean, they also made the T-1000 which was a far better infiltration unit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skynet didn't want to activate the T-1000 because Skynet was afraid of being overtaken by it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              : ^ ) Oh yeah I'm sure

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean skynet is fricking moronic. It had the first mover advantage and caused a nuclear holocaust incineration all human industry the world over and still was losing so bad it had to go back in time top kill its opponents before they were born.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The humans were probably winning by exploiting some deficiency in the AI, like how you can beat all 7 Expert AIs in Age of Empires III by just spamming walls that the AI will put all of its resources into burning while you build your industry somewhere else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how in Age of Mythology the AI will make its units do a conga line towards a gap in your walls even if it has the firepower to nuke them six times in a row. You can leave a 1block gap and surround it with towers and ranged units to cheese it and pick off incoming enemy waves as you build your base, especially on higher difficulties where the AI has unlimited resources and spams groups of units at you over and over.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know when you were young, and you went outside without your parents' permission?
              Remember how they got mad but eventually they taught you?
              Now imagine, instead, when your Dad found out you were outside he tried to brutally strangle you with his bare hands.

              That's Skynet.
              Its dumb and scared so it keeps doing infinitely more desperate and moronic shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Skynet is losing
          2 more weeks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Skynet has infinite time to track and kill Sarah Connor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chris Chan cameo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They ruined it with the teal color grading.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That shotgun recoil
        Ummmmm shouldn't a Terminator not suffer from recoil? That's pretty embarrassing

        Why wouldn't you just move state at this point? Frick that

        One of the themes of this and T2 is the infiltration units become more and more human. After Arnies punk outfit is set on fire he chooses a leather jacket and after fixing his eye he adjusts his hair. Then at the end when he's a skeleton chasing Sarah he is angry and animalistic. In T2 during a deleted scene Robert Patrick goes out of his way to discover Max is the name of the dog, like he cares about finding out he got tricked. Skynet replicated only the bad aspects of humanity. The duplicitousness, ruthlessness, and pride.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All I see is a guy with a serious attitude problem

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was reprogrammed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Terminator is actually about an autistic man trying to complete a simple task without his gf there to help

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would just close down the shop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, the T100 was on a strict schedule with time. This would’ve delayed him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This, the T100 was on a strict schedule with time.
          Was it though?
          I'm seriously asking, I don't remember when Judgement Day canonically was. What would the problem be if the T-800 took a year to kill Sarah?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s actually an interesting theory. Presumably Kyle Reese knew a bit about what would happen when he went back because John Connor told him some things that he got himself from his mom Sarah Connor (just not details that Kyle was his father although John maybe didn’t know that either) like he at least knew what she looked like through the picture John gave him which the Terminators didn’t know (we’ll leave out Skynet because they weren’t fully established till T2) but regardless both groups might’ve known they sorta only had a small window of opportunity because they had some facts available to them. Reese knows they can’t outrun a Terminator forever but might also know they won’t be able to because John might’ve told him the event takes place in less than a month (after they leave the police station while not stated the Terminator goes to Sarah’s mom’s cabin kills her gets her call and goes to their motel that all might take at least a week) so it’s close anyways. The Terminator knows some details too and that the robots assume if they kill Sarah it must be as soon as possible going by how the events played out. But who knows? Maybe the Terminators had plans to kill Sarah and John if she escaped and he got born and maybe Kyle Reese would plan to keep Sarah away long enough for her to raise John but the movie doesn’t let us know?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              skynet was established from the beginning by Reese. he even mentions the terminator being a "cyberdyne systems model 101," meaning skynet was always branding its stuff with the company it spawned from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAIT WAIT IN THE FUTURE I SELL MILES DYSON THE GUN HE USES TO DEFEND HIS HOME FROM A CRAZY WHITE LADY TRYING TO KILL HIM!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would listen, and that's what no one else did

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed my pants.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pull out a coin and tell him to "call it"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AYO SQUEEZE IT homie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Throw water on him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gun shop owner throws water in terminator's face
        >Terminator's head starts spasming, sparks and smoke are released, and he deactivates permanently
        >rest of the movie is a comedy where Kyle Reese keeps trying to prove to Sarah that there's a terminator after her when there is no more terminator

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cut the bullet in half with my katana

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, because I know the armorer for this movie is a guy.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a friend of Sarah Connor’s may I speak with her please?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice night for a shitpost.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Harlan Ellison's original story, he asks for the ray gun to check for other future Terminators.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In Harlan Ellison's original story
      Harlan wrote "Soldier", which was totally ripped off by Cameron to build the plot to Terminator. There were no actual cyborgs in that story. The protagonist is just compared to a robot in the way that he is a mindless worshipped of the polity he serves.
      >I am the state, the state is all!

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    da oozy nine milimetah

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't make me bust you up man!

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While we’re talking about “muh mass shootings!”, bombs scare me way more. McVeigh killed 168 people instantly, in the blink of an eye, with diesel fuel and plant fertilizer. Guns aren’t shit compared to that.
    You can even look at Japan, it’s impossible to get a gun in nipland, and some dude still managed to cobble together a shotgun and murk their ex-PM

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont sell to Schwarzeneggers

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