It’s not that they were hotter, it’s just that the 80s had the peak teenage white girl aesthetics. Girls don’t get quintessentially whiter than they were in the 80s. Everything about the fashion, the standards of beauty, etc was made to highlight white girls most distinctive features. It was time for small peach shaped butts, long hair, thin bodies, perky breasts, and light skin tones.
I love that zoomers are appropriating the 80s so unashamedly.
I'm only responding because of them digits.
a) you're moronic
b) you've never been to southern California or you wouldn't say something so obviously... see a)
They don’t have a lot of hot actresses in movies or shows anymore so I have to go with either Bella Thorne or Anna Taylor neither are super hot but I can’t think of anyone else
zoomers prefer obese women to women with "no ass" like Black folk. zoomers don't appreciate facial neoteny, narrow waists, and perkey breasts like we do.
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I bet she has those ugly big black areolas like most asiatics.
I fricked a Flip and yeah, her areolas kinda grossed me out, but they were attached to some very nice hangers and like Cates, she had some very nice fat DSLs.
Sadly, DSLs don't equate to a good blowjob. I bet all these zoomer chicks, with porn on their cell phones, you just know they know how to suck a mean one.
Can anybody confirm? Who sucks better wiener? Boomers or zoomers?
It reminds me of this one movie I saw as a kid where some guy cheats on his wife with two hot girls. It's a thriller and at one point one of girls breaks her own teeth to fake her own death. I think that's a big revelation at the end. Is that this movie and if so what's its name?
I absolutely don't. I'm just gay and find men more attractive. I still have better taste in women than you or anyone else despite that. Phoebe is middling.
It’s a comparison is all. I could’ve used any other example than a homosexual pedophile. A gay person can’t judge attractive women, he’s probably going to think masculine ones are hotter
>I could’ve used any other example than a homosexual pedophile
And yet, that's where you decided to begin, "straight non-pedo" anon.
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I know pedophilia is a touchy subject among the gay community, but it was really just a meaningless comparison, and the two direct opposites I could think of. A homosexual or a pedophile would both not be the ones to judge what is most attractive about adult women. I went with the furthest opposite thing I could think of besides a homosexual zoophile
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I know pedophilia is a touchy subject among the gay community
Which is why you brought it up in the first place, right, "non-pedo" anon?
10 months ago
Anonymous
If it makes you feel better homosexuals, pedophiles and gay pedos would all be poor judges. The homosexual into effeminate twinks would be the only who could even throw his hat in the ring sort of
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Anonymous
I think what makes me feel better is that no one else finds your homosexual posts funny nor interesting, and I'm the only one who's going ever going to pay attention to your political b***hing.
Oh, you have a higher chance of abusing your children than any other gay guy ever will.
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Anonymous
Jeez man. I made an innocuous post and you replied to it upset. Wouldn’t you be the one fishing for attention. I’m just trying to be nice. I didn’t mean to offend you with the homosexual pedophile thing, throw me a bone her. I must have bumped a sore spot for you but cut me some slack
When I was a kid I had a huge crush on her in the Gremlins movies and Drop Dead Fred I was really disappointed when I learned she had done nude scenes. I'm over it now and thinks she's hot though.
I understand this tbh. Her character in Gremlins is cute and pure.
You have to remember that actors aren't their characters though, they're just a tool to bring the characters to life.
Here's the facts! >Fast Times made it cool to show sexy babes naked >Clueless made it uncool for babes to get naked
And now you know that you ruined Teen Comedies/Drama
Worse than that. Zoomers listen to shrieking millennial women on Twitter and absorb this as their opinion on things. >’Fr tho having attractive naked actresses in movies is like, not only pointless but distracts from the story and at worse is fr exploitative. Ong’
maybe outside of this never heard of her but also the same thing could be said of the american pie shannon elisebeth generation both were ber for the internet mostly and breasts were more rare than today
Whoa! He finally got popped? A new janny musta started his shift. I wonder if they hate each other?
Like >"God damned janny before me, this whole board is filthy! Leaving a mess for me to clean up!"
I honestly think if I was a based Janitor, I'd troll my coworkers with Pheobe Cates ass too!
words of a gay man
More likely a fat chick. Nothing fat c**ts love more than trying to knock down a beautiful woman.
No that stupid fricking scene with the ghosts in the fricking "lets make a ghost baseball field" is.
What's that fricking movie called? Field of Ghosts? Fricking Ghosts in the Graveyard? Fricking I love Ghosts?
What a stupid fricking movie.
You’ve never seen Field of Dreams.
I did.
It's bullshit.
low IQ zoom zoom
the kid choking to death on a hotdog traumatised me
Imagine this coming up out of a pool, walking towards you, all the while undressing herself and your first thought is "overrated."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX SEXX SEXX SEXX SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gay
...it never ends
I wish I had webms as a kid. I woulda made one of her deepthroating that carrot.
>The absolute, most overrated scene in cinema history.
Im no homosexual but prime Phoebe Cates , no thanks
Sure OP
Awkward…
Is it normal to go to other people's bathrooms to jerk off while they're walking around the house? Is this an american thing?
It was his home
No one was looooooking
I was thinking of you
Oh yeah did I meeeeention
I was all by myself
i went to your houth
but no one wuth there
Once when I was young I was at a friend's and I jerked off real quick in the bathroom while pretending to take a shit.
Everyone knew you were jacking off
No they didn't, took like 7 minutes and I said I had diarrhea. It was a smooth operation.
A nigh perfect ass, nicely shaped and round, just big enough to fill your hand with one cheek
i still can't believe she married this fricking dweeb
IMAGINE
She's been married to Kevin Kline since 1989
And I fricked her in '97
You do the math
She didn't. Jamie Lee Curtis did.
I bet she has those ugly big black areolas like most asiatics.
I briefly dated a asiatic girl from Singapore who had cherry-red areoles and milky white skin, was pretty based
80s women are hot
It’s not that they were hotter, it’s just that the 80s had the peak teenage white girl aesthetics. Girls don’t get quintessentially whiter than they were in the 80s. Everything about the fashion, the standards of beauty, etc was made to highlight white girls most distinctive features. It was time for small peach shaped butts, long hair, thin bodies, perky breasts, and light skin tones.
I love that zoomers are appropriating the 80s so unashamedly.
There are plenty of hotties around. Hollywood now prefers to put goblins and turds to meet quotas instead of using talented hotties.
Bullshit. Post a current hottie, zoomchud.
I'm only responding because of them digits.
a) you're moronic
b) you've never been to southern California or you wouldn't say something so obviously... see a)
Imagine the smell
KYS simps. You morons ruin everything.
They're not the ones who snitched, b***h
If I had to guess who did it? It'd be the anon gatekeeping the thread.
Glorious!
>butterface
>mid body
Everything about her is mid. Gen X has the worst taste in cinema women.
she isn't a butter face. her body is great. You're a spoiled worthless idiot who doesn't understand beauty and has moronicly high standards.
>underbite
>googly protuding eyes
>not ugly
Even Zendaya is more of a classic beauty than this.
Your taste is a pitch black abyss of shit
Your taste is high school girls without its or hips, Seinfeld.
>Everything about her is mid
you're mid go watch tiktoks fr for real
>Gen X has the worst taste in cinema women.
Meanwhile, behold the peak of zoomer taste in women
No one likes either of them. Except for people who are into trannies. They both pass as troonycore
Okay then, which zoomer actress do you consider to not be mid? Hard mode: no TikTok bawds
They don’t have a lot of hot actresses in movies or shows anymore so I have to go with either Bella Thorne or Anna Taylor neither are super hot but I can’t think of anyone else
I feel like Sweeney is the current zoomer sex symbol.
Its mostly zoomer women who act like zendaya is a 10. Zoomer guys are too busy jerking to tiktok thots to be lusting over actresses
This is really all you need to know about present day Hollywood. Says everything.
>women
Have you considered you might be gay?
zoomers prefer obese women to women with "no ass" like Black folk. zoomers don't appreciate facial neoteny, narrow waists, and perkey breasts like we do.
LITERAL FRICKING homosexual IN THE CLOSET NO CAP
>token contrarian sperg arrives
Thank you for your service.
>it's contrarian to find a mid girl mid
Hey, at least you're not worshiping Hollywood, am I right?
you're thinking of yourself
OH FRICK, SHOVE IT UP HER BUTT, OH YEAH RIGHT THERE, OH YEAH, BOOM THAT POW, I NEED A CIGARETTE NOW
Phoebe Cates smokes
I fricked a Flip and yeah, her areolas kinda grossed me out, but they were attached to some very nice hangers and like Cates, she had some very nice fat DSLs.
Sadly, DSLs don't equate to a good blowjob. I bet all these zoomer chicks, with porn on their cell phones, you just know they know how to suck a mean one.
Can anybody confirm? Who sucks better wiener? Boomers or zoomers?
boomers suck the best dick.
you finna know it!
Man I'd give my soul just to have one single boomer blowbang - u guys had it all back then
No, not Frick, I said Fack.
>this will never be your high school girlfriend
Why are here? Just to suffer?
>boomers went wild for this
Terrible breasts, hips, legs, stupid face. You can find prettier women in fake porn auditions.
At least she's white. Go jerk off to your brown actresses on the picket line begging for gibs.
>At least she's white
Then you'd frick a dog if it was white.
Not him but I’d rather frick a dog than a shitskin tbh
Gay
>At least she's white
Half white
>NSFW
mods
>homies Sucking Fat Wiener
Mods, this man is borderline advertising his report and his virginity, please do the needful.
What movie is this from?
It reminds me of this one movie I saw as a kid where some guy cheats on his wife with two hot girls. It's a thriller and at one point one of girls breaks her own teeth to fake her own death. I think that's a big revelation at the end. Is that this movie and if so what's its name?
nvm I found it: Wild Things.
this reminds me of the old blacked opening clip
Porns dead now. Go watch "Drop Dead Fred" with your pants off.
Jesus I love women
That's pretty gay
zoomers couldn't tell a quality girl from 5 feet away
I love women so much bros... they're so pretty
I saw this on television and there were no nude scenes
Then you saw the puritan version.
Kinda mid. No ass really. And would look better with a few more tasteful tats
>Phoebe Cates
>Overrated in any way
Being this gay must really suck
zero breasts
My dad had a poster of Phoebe Cates in his office for a little while
>that slight jiggle
YES
not even the best kpop hapa. she gets mogged by somi
SHE WAS ONLY 17 YOU SICK FUUUUCKS
Houston, I’m officially hard now, over
Ok, homo.
Because you're desensitized by all of the goyvision you consume and hardcore pornography. Probably. Odds are pretty good anyway.
I absolutely don't. I'm just gay and find men more attractive. I still have better taste in women than you or anyone else despite that. Phoebe is middling.
This is like a straight guy trying to tell a homosexual pedophile which boys are the best for molesting
>sees a gay person
>immediately thinks of fricking children
You're making of all us look bad, "straight" anon.
It’s a comparison is all. I could’ve used any other example than a homosexual pedophile. A gay person can’t judge attractive women, he’s probably going to think masculine ones are hotter
JCon mogs her.
>I could’ve used any other example than a homosexual pedophile
And yet, that's where you decided to begin, "straight non-pedo" anon.
I know pedophilia is a touchy subject among the gay community, but it was really just a meaningless comparison, and the two direct opposites I could think of. A homosexual or a pedophile would both not be the ones to judge what is most attractive about adult women. I went with the furthest opposite thing I could think of besides a homosexual zoophile
>I know pedophilia is a touchy subject among the gay community
Which is why you brought it up in the first place, right, "non-pedo" anon?
If it makes you feel better homosexuals, pedophiles and gay pedos would all be poor judges. The homosexual into effeminate twinks would be the only who could even throw his hat in the ring sort of
I think what makes me feel better is that no one else finds your homosexual posts funny nor interesting, and I'm the only one who's going ever going to pay attention to your political b***hing.
Oh, you have a higher chance of abusing your children than any other gay guy ever will.
Jeez man. I made an innocuous post and you replied to it upset. Wouldn’t you be the one fishing for attention. I’m just trying to be nice. I didn’t mean to offend you with the homosexual pedophile thing, throw me a bone her. I must have bumped a sore spot for you but cut me some slack
When I was a kid I had a huge crush on her in the Gremlins movies and Drop Dead Fred I was really disappointed when I learned she had done nude scenes. I'm over it now and thinks she's hot though.
>I was really disappointed when I learned she had done nude scenes.
you gay boy
>I was really disappointed when I learned she had done nude scenes
fricking nerd
I understand this tbh. Her character in Gremlins is cute and pure.
You have to remember that actors aren't their characters though, they're just a tool to bring the characters to life.
Stinks like zoomer in here.
Here's the facts!
>Fast Times made it cool to show sexy babes naked
>Clueless made it uncool for babes to get naked
And now you know that you ruined Teen Comedies/Drama
ZOOMERS RUIN EVERYTHING
I've watched hardcore porn since I was at least 13. An ugly girl showing off the worst breasts in history means nothing to me.
Worse than that. Zoomers listen to shrieking millennial women on Twitter and absorb this as their opinion on things.
>’Fr tho having attractive naked actresses in movies is like, not only pointless but distracts from the story and at worse is fr exploitative. Ong’
eew! I hate those gays.
>ZOOMERS RUIN EVERYTHING
u weren't kidding
absolute state of this thread
maybe outside of this never heard of her but also the same thing could be said of the american pie shannon elisebeth generation both were ber for the internet mostly and breasts were more rare than today
When underage actresses could do topless scenes
>no webms of the scene in question
Shameful
>the censored cut
>hes willing for others to make the sacrifice but wont himself
>kino lea seydoux thread
>post non nude photo of her
>reply deleted, banned for 3 days, no explanation
>20 nude webms in the same thread kept up
actually underrated. her sexual charisma is nuclear. JJL was no slouch either
JJL in Single White Female is my psycho wife.
came here to post this, way to take one for the team
Missed it by eleven minutes :*)
Whoa! He finally got popped? A new janny musta started his shift. I wonder if they hate each other?
Like
>"God damned janny before me, this whole board is filthy! Leaving a mess for me to clean up!"
I honestly think if I was a based Janitor, I'd troll my coworkers with Pheobe Cates ass too!
Good scene and movie but I found Private School way better.