The absolute STATE of modern Simpsons

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homer's voice sounds so fricked now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like AI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be just Kavner but in the last couple of years it's gotten to where everyone's voice is fricked up. I tried watching the episode where Larry died that came out recently and it was borderline unbearable because of how off Moe, Lenny, Carl, and Homer sound (and also because of the shitty writing)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larry died
        Who? Do you mean Lenny?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the barfly that nobody cared about, both in story and in the real world

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, it was larry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They replaced Carl's voice because George Floyd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you heard marge?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally sounds like Grandpa used to sound.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should just AI the entire cast

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with homer's voice? Is
    Dan Castellaneta dying?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just old. Marge sounds even worse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Julie Kavner must be like in her late 70s, let the woman retire

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or at least let her use her regular voice.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with the voices?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show's been on air for 35 years, anon. Your voice changes and generally gets weaker as you age. There can be exceptions though of course. Ian McKellen still has his awesome voice, whereas Patrick Stewart's is completely fricked.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But we do give tip for services. .
    It's just not a vital income of the employee. You still look like an butthole if you don't tip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In UK we hardly ever tip and when we do it's like £5 to a waitress on a £200 meal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we dont tip because were poorgays in the uk. Check the average american salary vs average uk salary in $ or the GDP per capitas for each. Our country is fricked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't tip in Norway and it's not expected, and we're not poorgays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tipping is mostly an American thing because restaurant owners realized years ago they can get away with underpaying their employees as long as customers get duped into tipping them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is a literal meme. I was getting paid less than waitresses in a fricking cannery and I wasn't getting any god damn tips.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure what you mean by it being a meme. Customers aren't legally required to tip but most waiting staff get pissed when you don't tip them, and normies will shame you for it too. Tipping is a scam that Restaurant owners invented so they shift the onus of properly paying their staff to the customer. It's a smart but scummy strategy, they can lower the prices of their product since they don't have to pay the staff as much. https://youtu.be/M4sTSIYzDIk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rambles about society not the actual reality
              lmao you morons, I swear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                minimal effort bait

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Simpsons is garbage but I don't get the hate here. The song is correct. Tipping is pure bullshit and European society is just flat out better than America's. Specifically for wages, time off, maternity care, health coverage, retirement, social safety nets, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You give more than half your wages in taxes so that invaders can outbreed you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not every country in Europe has opened their doors to the invading orc horde, anon. I live in one of the still white countries. Yes I pay that much in taxes but I never worry about the cost if a medical bill, I never worry about not having money after losing a job because there is always 2 months severance pay, I never worry about having time off because we all get a month and a half paid time off per the governments orders on top of the month of PTO I get just from my employer. Seethe more Americans. Your country has the resources to outlive Europe but you probably won't. Enjoy being ever stressed from the daily American existence and understand most of us don't have as much personal wealth as the average American, but we live longer, less stressful, better lives in general. 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we live longer, less stressful, better lives in general. 🙂
          >spend entire life thinking about Americans
          rather pitiful existence, one I do not envy in the slightest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, nothing like Burgerland, where you dont spend half your wages in taxes and still invaders can ourbreed you thank to the israelites and you have to travel to shitty countries like Colombia to get your theeth fixed for less money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the song can be right and still be horribly written and unfunny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I 100% agree with you, sir.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tipping is just the tax that's normally on every product, sole difference is that you actually give it to the slaves that serve your meal rather than being incorporated in the service, as for the rest

      You give more than half your wages in taxes so that invaders can outbreed you.

      and to add to that the fact that private schools are way more prominent in the US may actually mean that they get less commie propaganda on average, despite the videos of their kids being taught by drag queens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Private schools are more abundant but much smaller. Leading to the vast majority of children are still forced to attend public school. Also almost every private school in America is religious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The song is correct.
      >Healthcare in europe is free
      smartest Cinemaphile leftoid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's true. In Europe, healthcare grows on the trees. Every time you have some health problem, you just have to go outside into the walkable city and pick one healthcare from the tree.
        Pphhth, dumb rightoid thinks nothing is free and everything has to cost something...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything in europe is taxed to hell and back, so in the end we end up paying more, even without tipping. As for the healthcare thing, it was a sustainable model before mass migration of people who don't pull their weight and only want a handout.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans earn so much more than us yuros it's not even funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard that if you removed London from the UK, their GDP ends up being lower than the state of Mississippi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the euro model doesn't work when you have a bazillion shitskins entering. My country only worked as a welfare state because it's was a homogeneous high trust society with an educated population aka people pull their fricking weight to benefit society. Such a system doesn't work anymore. Might as well 'murrica max and cut all taxes and let the working man earn a fair living and pay for his own shit and let the parasites doom themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The song is correct
      It's correct but it's cringe. What am I supposed to be laughing at? Their singing sounds like shit too

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His Homer is turning into Abe. Yeardley Smith's eternal kid voice is the last one holding up I guess.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Came here to post this. Hasn't been good in over two decades. Just let it go already.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please put this shitshow out of its misery?
    Good lord.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Simpsons will be the first show entirely made with AI and nobody will notice except the writers whining that they lost their jobs (and lots of people, probably me included, will lmao at them, not realizing the precedent we're encouraging).
      The Simpsons will have AI writing, AI animation, AI voices. An executive will type "Homer get ipad, b-plot lisa gets A-" into a prompt and that will be the extent of human involvement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally the ONLY reason Disney pissed 54 billion dollars away on Fox, so it’s gonna be on for a good long while

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude, this too will be considered 'classic Simpsons' given enough time.
    Hell, go look at the Ke$ha Intro from like 10 years ago, everyone in the comments fricking being nostalgic about it now.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the use the eurobeat Kyle Gordon song?
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    What???

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have they killed off Marge yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that problem will fix itself naturally soon...

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sound was fricked with

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a euro i would rather pay a tip then be forced to listen to that shit song again.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm thinking Sneed, I gotta be honest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm something of a Chuck person myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm something of a Chuck person myself.

      CHUCK FRICK SNEED FEED AUUUUUUGHH IM GONNA CUM

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >our healthcare is free
    Frick off, frick off, FRICK OFF with your stupid shitty lazy psy-op! I'm so fricking tired of American morons saying how the mythical European healthcare is le free - I FRICKING PAY FOR IT, IT'S LITERALLY BEING PAID FOR WITH MY FRICKING TAXES! I CAN SEE ON MY PAYCHECK HOW MUCH THE STATE TAKES FROM ME EVERY MONTH FOR THE SHITTY HEALTHCARE! FRICK YOU, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Healthcare in the UK at least also fricking scales with your salary. So if you're a richgay they take a larger amount of your pay cheque for the exact same shitty NHS service and if you want private healthcare you have to pay the scaled NHS national insurance AND then pay for expensive private healthcare on top lol. What a moronic system. Especially because the NHS will happily let you die of whatever ailment you have if they can get away with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the same everywhere? They take a percentage of your salary, not a fixed amount, so yes, richer people (or even responsible people who are physically active and don't stuff their bodies with poisonous garbage) have to pay more for the same shitty service as poorgays. And one time I have to go to the doctor (or God forbid - the dentist) I have to pay on top of it anyway, and/or they tell me specialists aren't available and I have to wait 7 months. But at least it's LE FREE, right?
        It's like saying watching shit on Netflix is free, you just have to pay the subscription.

        You will NEVER be european, you will NEVER speak several languages fluently, you will NEVER be a woman

        have a nice day. Mátate. Zabi sa.
        >you will NEVER be a woman
        Thank God. Gracias a Dios. Vďaka Bohu.

        wasn't it propagated by yuros in the first place

        I don't really know who started with that stupid shit. But to be completely honest, to a certain degree this is being propagated by Europeans too, but mostly by students (in their case it's true because the frickers don't pay taxes) or chronically online redditor types who ape everything they see on American social media. No literate working person who has ever looked at his paycheck can think the healthcare is free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will NEVER be european, you will NEVER speak several languages fluently, you will NEVER be a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't it propagated by yuros in the first place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're an idiot. no matter how much taxes you pay for your health care, it is monumentally cheaper than what you would pay if you had to pay for it without taxes. even if you lived in a libertarian paradise, tax money you get to keep will not offset the cost of treatments and medicine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never see a doctor

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately shut it off when he started singing. Holy fricking cringe

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb morons equate paying 2 dollars in taxes to pay for full free healthcare to paying 30k dollars to put a band aid on a hash in the us

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im watching this episode right not. if they didnt jump into euro dick riding this episode wouldve been good. sticking to satirizing the us itself is good enough

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sopranos hasn't been relevant for 2 decades, either

    original simpsons is comedy kino perfected tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a movie a few years ago

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but our healthcare is shit now thanks to all the fricking shitskins taking up the space, both as patients and doctors that misdiagnose everything

    hell, the native doctors are going to countries like America because of the amount patients per doctor and actually being paid more money than your average twitch streamer

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Al Jean has been shoving in unironic non-comedic musical bits for decades now and they're all shit every time. They just constantly dickride Broadway and theater kid culture nonstop and it's part of why I stopped watching a long time ago.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks and sounds horrible also most of Europe has over 80% effective tax rate.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >healthcare is free
    I'm so sick of this shit. The base UK tax rate is 20%, 30% if you have a student loan. Everything is then taxed at 20% VAT. So for every young person in the UK with a degree (which is most of them) the minimum tax rate we pay is 50%.

    This doesn't include:
    * council tax (I pay £205/mo)
    * road tax (free for me but my wife pays £180/yr)
    * god damn national fricking insurance contributions which is around £200/mo

    and then everything you earn above £50k is taxed at a further 50%. That's right: if you earn £75k you actually earn £52,250. 10% of which is taken for student loan. £47,025. And then 20% VAT on everything. £37,620. And let's add on our £2460 per year council tax bill. £35,160.

    of your £75k you get to keep 46.9%. Marvellous.

    And what do we get in exchange for all this? Absolutely fricking nothing. Our roads are broken. The NHS is practically impossible to get an appointment on unless you're literally dying. A&E wait times are 8 hours or more.

    This country is dying and the boomers that keep voting Tory are killing it, and now they've pushed Labour to being Tory-lite. This country is dead.

    shit i didn't even mention immigration did I?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corbyn lost. You lost. Brexit means Brexit. Eat shit, commie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly m8 i dont think it matters which party is in power at this point. The country is in decline due to the unsolvable problem of the ageing population, declining GDP per capita and the moronicly high population density in england. The UK is filled with enough immigrants (1st,2nd, 3rd gen immigrants combined are around 40-45% at this point) at this point where they are a sizeable portion of the voting population and they of course will vote for their own interests.

      The projected population growth in the next 10 years is 15 million, 500k from actual organic population growth, 14.5 million from immigration. The government doesnt give a shit because immigrants make GDP go up and therefore make more tax revenue. They give zero shits if the GDP per capita is falling or that the population density in england is equal to india. They just want to keep the country afloat and will do so at any cost. I highly doubt any government even partially resembling reform will ever be voted in at this point and we will keep slowly having our standards of living eroded away as we have seen rapidly over the past 5, 10, 20 years.

      the "cost of living crisis" is exactly that. Things arent getting that much more expensive, we are just getting poorer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a Canadian, I feel this.
        Our "conservative" party leader explicitly stated he doesn't think Trudeau makes it easy enough for people to immigrate here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your basic point isn't wrong but I should mention that your maths are totally fricked. You shouldn't have bothered getting the degree if it's in some useless STEM subject.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally the us but they make a bunch of nonsense loopholes so you cant use government funded healthcare until your old. otherwise your paying for services you dont have access to. and the insurance the government provides has to be bought separately and may not be accepted in every hospital/clinic, if its accepted at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all this jibbering and sobbing
      >doesn't know there is no left and right in uk politics
      >doesn't know it's a uniparty who all hang out together after 'work' and laugh at the peasantry
      >torys killed are nhs!
      >torys dont support are ukraine enough probably fans of putin!
      >torys are literally hitler sending ahmed and nigubu to rwanda!
      >i <3 immigrants t-shirt and hat combo only £100 bargain
      >thrice a week goes to local takeaway to spend £50 on generic curried chicken cooked with a blowtorch in a shopping trolley in a rat piss stained alleyway while moaning about his student loan debt
      >planning £10 grand wedding, asks his wife's boyfriend to be best man
      >hears about old woman dying because she got no money and her heating got cut off, while immigrants sit in 5 star hotels with heating turned to max to simulate nigeria, doesn't see a problem (that's what you get for being old and white, margret)

      I frickin' 'ate neo libs.

      Simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I frickin' 'ate neo libs.
        Same.
        I'm at the point where I get temporarily confused when I bring up an issue and somebody blames a political party because they seriously are all the same to me (I'm Canadian).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then they claim there's a difference because they saw a 30 second clip where red party argued with blue party over 1 penny of tax increase/decrease.

          I think eyeballs have a lifetime limit on the number of rolls and i have nearly rolled mine out over such things. I'll need some new ones soon. I think they're close to inventing cyber ones.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many main cast actors have to die before it ends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll migrate to using AI.

      I've been doing my part by trying to get The Simpsons cancelled by not watching.

      It will cost zero dollars an episode to produce and the merch will continue being a cash cow somehow.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been doing my part by trying to get The Simpsons cancelled by not watching.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons pretending Europe is still white and cool like in the early 2000s

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amerisharts btfo, frick tipping

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Homer aware of vat tax? That "free" healthcare isn't free. It's sad what the simpsons has become. They used to poke fun at other countries now they adopted the liberal mindset of the US is evil and everyone else is better

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin funds

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl that euro beat is catchy

    t. euro

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll Never Stop The Simpsons was meant to be a joke, we didn't realise it was a threat.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate white people

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the voice actors would hurry up and die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd just get replaced by AI.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The.....Simp......sons.......is.......good......again.......

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old are the voice actors even? Simpson's is over 35 years old now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeardley smith is the youngest and is 59, Harry sheare is the oldest and is 80. It’s kinda nuts

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Family Guy was always funnier.

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