The absolute worst comics you've ever read

Just as it says in the title, post the most abjectly shitty comics you've ever read in your life. It can go either way, from hilariously bad to irritating and painful to read. As long as it's the worst of the worst, it's welcome in this thread.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel

    Also OP, you know damn well this thread is just gonna devolve into politishitting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was KnKB really that bad? Over sexual sure but it's relatively tame compared to current standards. I would argue it was earnest at least. What else is like it today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is no longer shocking. Get some new material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see the companion comics where the author's self-insert has a threesome with his wife and mother in law?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP to this crazy man and his dozen alternate personalities logged into separate Amiga computers in his lonely, empty house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When he had his mother in law stay with them after a surgery and she fell in the shower because she was high on her meds and they had to help her out of the bath
      THEN HE DREW A COMIC ABOUT IT AND HOW HORNY HE WAS AND POSTED IT IN HIS WEBSITE SO OTHER FREAKS COULD ALSO JERK OFF TO HER
      THEN KEPT HER AROUND AS A CHARACTER AND DREW HER FRICKING HIS OWN DAD
      AFTER HE AND HIS WIFE HELPED HER jerk off
      AND HE SHOED ALL OF THIS TO THE POOR WOMAN IRL

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Art's fine enough, it's Gabby's writing that it's drawn around that left a mark on me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder there are schools that treat the original novel as if it's some masterpiece worth studying as part of their curriculum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this from?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Juliet Takes A Breath
        Like the other guy mentioned, it started out as a "novel" and is basically what started Gabby's career IIRC. It's pretty much what you'd expect, preachy, insecure, seething to inordinate degrees over white girls
        There's several storytimes of pain featuring it in the old archives if you can't help the curiosity

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually there has only been like 2 SoPs of it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really? If feels like more. I also remember there was a tryout, as some people were questioning whether it should count as a full storytime of pain and only did parts of it.

            I love Frank Miller's work and I can't tell you how much it influenced my own, but I fricking HATE Dark Knight Strikes Again and I think it is legitimately one of the worst things I've ever read.
            The only thing that saves it for me is the fricking bizarre artwork, which isn't very good either but in the age of weird Y2K revivalism it's oddly mesmerizing.

            I think the abstract recolor that someone tried makes for a much better comic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gabby's writing sounds like the bastard child of a Tumblr philosopher and a high school girl's live journal. Her every attempt to sound deep and meaningful only illustrating her profound shallowness. Case in point...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all of the woke shit pushed through media has made me instantly lose interest when women are involved

        funny how that works huh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but look on the bright side
      it gave us some damn hilarious reaction images

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone is gay.jpg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True on both counts. It's amazing how this one work manages to combine seemingly every writing mistake tumblrites are prone to make. The plot was especially deranged and unintelligible, and i honestly had zero idea what was going-on towards the end of it. I gotta admit though, the artist really knew how to make fat chicks look good. That one scene where she was bathing in a river or whatever was very nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white sleazes on colored girl
      every fricking time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That last shot about the other guy doing nothing
        Get bent I hope a paki slices your throat when you are alone at night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >break us off some a lil somethin' ma
      One one hand, an obvious typo. On the other hand:
      >you gon finna catch me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hm? "Ma" is pretty commonly used, though I suppose usually not relating to a younger woman, but I can see what Gabby was going for in this scenario which she absolutely never experienced lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ma is fine, but i don't think "some a lil somethin'" makes any sense no matter how you read it. "break us off a lil somethin'" works, but the "some" ruins the sentence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I see
            Yeah chalk that up to Gabby being out of touch on how real people talk, same as her embarrassing Spanglish and the like

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I remember back in the original storytime of 2017 America Chavez an anon called her a "sheltered upper-class thoroughly americanized puta"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was part of answering another anon who asked why the frick her characters talked like aliens on drugs making checklists of social media witticisms.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when CO wrote a sacrastic review and Marvel was dumb enough to feature it in the comic?

                how did king and bendis get so much fricking work
                do people actually defend their bullshit?

                Bendis: Made Ultimate Spider-Man, arguably the most important comic run in the 2000s, and by that point his flaws as a writer were not as obvious, that fame is half the reason the big 2 still keep him around.
                King: Has Connections that allowed him to get into Comics and everyone shilled his Vision Run.
                TLDR: They had popular comics at the beginning and the big 2 want to replicate that success.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember when CO wrote a sacrastic review and Marvel was dumb enough to feature it in the comic?
                I remember, the reference to The Room alone made my ribs hurt. The only thing funnier than that was them scrapping the letters section after that embarrassment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember when CO wrote a sacrastic review and Marvel was dumb enough to feature it in the comic?
                anyone have a link/screencap?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >arguably the most important comic run in the 2000s
                That's fricking sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buck broken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the opening to an NTR doujin right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of one of those self insert wish fulfillment stories where the MC is a heap of worthless sludge that still attracts women (with the distinctly female accent of the "trauma" of being hit on by random dudes)

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything at DC.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That edgy Noahs Ark thing

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one I can't quite remember the name from the mid 10s about a clond girl who was involved with her grandpa in some sort of mystery about ninjas, demons or whatever the frick can't recall what it was.
    Art was cool though

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    Anonymous
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won the staring contest, just so you guys know.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMD

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the story on this one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Romace slop for women if you want to read it hit reverse search click the obvious link in red.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really read bad comics. The worst comics I read were probably
    >Nimona
    >Dog Biscuits
    >Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
    >Daredevil (Bendis)
    >Alias
    >Hawkeye: My Life as a Weapon
    >One Star Squadron
    >Saga
    >America: Live/Die
    >Identity Crisis
    >Proctor Valley Road
    The worst thing a comic can be is a combination of uninteresting and annoying. I'll post more as I remember them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (Bendis)

      Bendis? The writer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Bendis, the comic writer. He’s the guy who writes comics with the same dialogue over and over. Kinda like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nimona
      I don't think it counts as me having read it, because I only read a few pages before giving up. But I had a look when people were talking about it because of the movie and how it was a webcomic that found success. And maybe it isn't the worst I ever read, but everything that was worse were two-bit webcomic series on Drunk Duck. I absolutely loathe this sort of lazy art style, and the lazy lolrandumb humor, but then pretending to tell a real story. Anyone could draw this garbage, but the author went to art school. This is what they teach in art school? There are absolute morons out there with a better grasp of art. And the success? Apparently the publisher contacted the author something like two months after completing the comic. Gee, what a fricking coincidence. The thing that never happens to webcomic authors happened to this dude in record time. And then he goes on to become a showrunner and he gets to turn his garbo comic into a movie, of course animated by people much more talented than him, because how it actually needs to make money. Yeah, I'm sure that's all just by virtue of his talent. I'm sure that's not nepotism and connections at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't read too much of it either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll post more as I remember them.
      Well?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Frank Miller's work and I can't tell you how much it influenced my own, but I fricking HATE Dark Knight Strikes Again and I think it is legitimately one of the worst things I've ever read.
    The only thing that saves it for me is the fricking bizarre artwork, which isn't very good either but in the age of weird Y2K revivalism it's oddly mesmerizing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman: Year One
    Batman The Long Halloween
    Batman Dark Victory

    They were a combination of uninteresting and bland with underwhelming artwork.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Year One is a god-tier comic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your bait didn't help the thread much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gr8 b8 m8

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's May 1st here in Canada tomorrow so I'm sure I'll be introduced to some new ones. When I think of personal pain I've experienced in the comic world I think 8 Billion WIshes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eight Billion Genies? It did kind of suck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just some shithead using an excuse to make as much fan art as possible with a trash collection of characters dragging along side.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't make it past the first issue. The summary of the premise had so much promise too. btw, do you like kill six billion demons because I actually kinda like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing that webm.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Batman arc in the mid 90s where Bruce Wayne was replaced with a blond dude after getting baned.

    I had very little money for comics at the time and started buying Mad magazine instead after that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean when azrael took up the mantle?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He means this guy: I still think Jim Gordon batman was worse for being incomprehensible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >choosing literally the most iconic batman story ever

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it counts so...
    Cathy - 40+ years of ACK my waist line keeps changing!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfunnies and Girls are the main ones that come to mind. If I've ever come across a comic that was worse in both writing and art, while also being hard to follow due to shitty lettering and paneling, I probably never finished it and completely scrubbed it from my mind.
    Honorable mention to Brat Pack. It's competently made, but everything about it is just unappealingly ugly to me, and I say that as someone who unironically loves the look of Klasky-Csupo cartoons. I get that it's an edgy comic so it's meant to be that way, but it doesn't work for me on any level, to the point where thinking about it for too long makes me actually physically cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brat Pack
      Now that is one title worthy of a Storytime of Pain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's a good comic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls is definitely up there, I fricking love seeing the reactions of people reading it for the first time during the Storytime of Pain. I think America has eclipsed it though with just how terrible but utterly sincere the writing is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brat Pack

      There's something about Rick Veich's sensibilities that repulse me more than any cronenbergian body horror.

      I don't know why I endured Maximmortal after suffering through Brat Pack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rick Veich's sensibilities
        Elaborate?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His emphasis on ugliness, both psychical and mental is just overwhelming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brat Pack is meant to show how terrible adults ruin the children they're meant to care for. The ugliness reflects the theme.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GoGetARoomie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cant believe I read as much of that as I did
      Alsol Menage a 3 and the rest of Giselle's shit

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate end by bendis

    Total product

  18. 4 weeks ago
    The Demon

    It really should have just stuck to it being a girl being a serial killer to cope with her dead boyfriend. This took jumping the shark to a whole new level

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God, I forgot all about this. I couldn't agree more, the first few issues were cool but then it started dipping into all this magical bullshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really should have just stuck to it being a girl being a serial killer to cope with her dead boyfriend. This took jumping the shark to a whole new level

        Wasn’t it just a magical girl series technically?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's convoluted and I've forgotten most of it but something with drugs, lovecraftian demons and the girl that the MC fell in love with turned out to be a troonythat was forced to transition by his parentsto be a vessel for an ancient witch queenthe mc dies at the endand becomes a drug induced hallucination for somebody else.
          I didn't hate it and still rec this comic tho.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick, messed up the spoilers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Has look of a normal Girl
            >Suddenly revealed to be a Fake woman
            >Forced by parents to become Fake woman for evil plans
            What did the author mean by this?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably a fetish of his.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2017
                Nothing ever changes

        • 4 weeks ago
          The Demon

          What kind of shark jumping we talking here?

          Basically this

          It's convoluted and I've forgotten most of it but something with drugs, lovecraftian demons and the girl that the MC fell in love with turned out to be a troonythat was forced to transition by his parentsto be a vessel for an ancient witch queenthe mc dies at the endand becomes a drug induced hallucination for somebody else.
          I didn't hate it and still rec this comic tho.

          All the main women in the series are descendants from elder gods and possess bullshit powers for bullshit reasons such as trying to resurrect dead lovers and shit. It's funny that the troony was the least offensive thing about it. The comic started out so well too because the magic shit was played as "it's all on her head" but nope turns out it's all real. I

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also the story tries to keep it ambiguous with "Oooh maybe it's these drugs causing all this" but no, it's outright magic. Which is another wasted oppurtunity.

            • 4 weeks ago
              The Demon

              What pisses me off the most is the components of a good story are there. I can guarantee the writers wrote the beginning and the ending at the same time because it was grounded and had the tone built from the beginning. The well intentioned but false hero gets her punishment at the hands of the law after being chased over multiple issues. All that stupid shit in the middle derailed what could have been a classic story of a fallen hero.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How would (you) have done it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                The Demon

                Take out the stupid magic shit but kept the hallucinations as part of a coping mechanism for Allison. Have her kill more innocent people closing in on her to build the final showdown where she realizes she is just as bad as the people she is killing and accepts her fate. End with either a photo or video with her bf while her father watches in grim acceptance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but here is an Idea for a finale
                >Allison is about to kill her Father after he confronts her over being the Killer after killing Irene and the DA and avenging Nick and his father
                >Suddenly she hears a soft but noticeable voice telling her "don't"
                >Nick's Ghost and Cheery Cherry desperately insist her to finish the Job, or it would have been for nothing
                >Allison however realizes that the voice is coming from inside her
                >It's her and Nick's unborn child
                >"You don't have to do this Mommy, there is still good in you to do the right thing"
                >Allison breaks down and hugs her Father, pleading for his forgiveness and admitting everything
                >Thanks to admitting everything, her mental inestability and turning evidence about the Irene case, she is given 5 years of House arrest
                >Spends her adulthood taking care of her child and trying to make things right

              • 3 weeks ago
                The Demon

                I don't know if she would get off so easily even as a minor. Also I don't know about her having a kid when she was already beaten and thrashed around in the story both mentally and physically. A baby doesn't seem like a cure to her issues. I do like the idea though of her fighting mentally with the ghosts as an extension of fighting herself over whether to continue killing though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, I made this on a whim over a rough "Addison lost her Virginity to Nick on October 29th, kills the Corrupt Cops on a fit of rage, finds the USB, kills everyone listed in the USB as she blames their corrupt actions for Nick and his father's death, kills the detective after Jessica's "ghost" 'reveals' to her he killed her for knowing too much, kills Irene, finds out that the DA is the mastermind that orchestrated the death of the love of her life and somewhat reluctantly kills him defying Jessica's Ghost's pleas to not do it out of love for her father, and almost kills her father out of fear that if he lives, all she did to avenge Nick and Jessica's deaths was for nothing by the end of November/early December" timeline, maybe foreshadow it so after she learns of Jessica's death she has morning sickness that she assumes comes from her still having to process her best friend's death.
                I guess her Father could use his connections to get her an insanity plea due to being mentally ill from the trauma of the deaths of Jessica and Nick, and lesser charges from her being legally a minor, and revealing evidence of overwhelming corruption, and maybe get the public approval from her daughter going to have a baby at her age, a bit of a stretch tho.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cute

                I'd post the Zootopia abortion comic but i want to save everyone the trauma

                Putting that comic is practically cheating.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le vigilante is just as bad as the corrupt shitbags intentionally causing untold suffering and death for their own selfish gain
                Believe me that I say this with love but your idea is a hundred times more fricking moronic than the original comic. Tripgays, not even once.

              • 3 weeks ago
                The Demon

                >it's better for the SERIAL KILLER to become a force ghost to subvert the expectations for facing the consequences of her killing innocent people along the way.

                You are part or the problem why modern stories suck. By the way they do my ending anyway in canon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For what it's worth the protag is cute and I wish there was more porn of her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of shark jumping we talking here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This did the definition of fridging to the male characters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Moore
        [...]
        No, because they fridged him so early he does not even make it to the beginning of the "how did we get here" in issue #1.

        Fridging isn't real, stop validating Gail Simone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This invalidates gail simone by pointing out her ilk's victim complex hypocrisy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i read a different action lab comic called bo plushy gangsta

      i only expected fun, not necessarily anything 'really good', just 'fun', and it wasn't even that. seemed like a fun premise but it just kind of sucked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Action Lab is great at making interesting premises and then doing nothing with them.n I'm not entirely sure how that company works, but it seems really decentralized. I know Vampblade was basically only being kept alive by crowdfunding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that I think about it, this comic turns from Hotline Miami for girls into Hotline Miami but the hallucination masks are real.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst single issue: The Golden Child

    Worst single story: The Clone Saga

    Worst single series: Savage Dragon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NPC spotted
      None of these are actually bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The clone saga????

        You're talking about the Spiderman Clone Saga right? Because I swear I've heard everyone say that it was dogshit at the time.

        Although I'd say that One More Day has surpassed it in shittiness since the ramifications of that story are still being felt to this very day. Clone saga on the other hand, has had it's ramifications turn into positives over time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nameless and Mystery Play by Grant Morrison were comics I found to be pretty bad. Pretty much anything Chuck Austen did at Marvel was horrid.

          The Hush Returns arc of Batman was frickawful from the team up with Prometheus (I think this was a prelude to Cry for Justice?) to the weird Kiling Joke shit with the Joker tacked on at the end. Just all around fricking awful.

          There's some weird Clone Saga revisionism these days. Not as much as Spider-Man 3 revisionism, but it exists.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nameless is very bland but I appreciate what it set out to do to some extent, I'd say it's the Prometheus of comics, same writing, same plot, but it actually has more interesting visuals if anything, it just suffers from the audience being forced to work through it by having all the characters be bland and underwritten.

            Yes. It's an interesting case, because it's a Storytime of Pain standard, but there's competent parts to it as well.

            Like I said, I read stuff with a similar plot before, so going in with that in mind, having read it now, I think the most annoying part is that for a horror comic it really drags out it's main characters lives and the entire ordeal. Other than that, its biggest problem is being a bit too bland for my tastes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Savage Dragon gets REALLY bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have the worst taste on Cinemaphile and that's fricking saying something.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not spoiling this because I don't care.
    I do think this is the worst comic from a writing standpoint, but I Hate Fairyland Revival issue #7 embodies everything that made people stop caring about comics, promoting the comic as "Gert returns to Fairyland as an Adult", only for her to be killed by an alternate version of herself without character development and restore the series to the original run's status quo but without an overarching goal. What a waste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I do not think th..."
      Sorry for that mistake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly still baffled by that. It was such an obviously stupid decision, the only explanation for it I can think of, is that it was a cynical business move to keep the series going indefinitely to capitalize on the IP expanding. Either that or the author just wanted to be a dick no matter the consequences.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the original run of IHF well enough, but it’s very obvious Skottie just makes things up as he goes along and cannot construct a plot to save his life. Even in the original he would set things up to happen only for it to result in an anticlimax or just immediately be undone to restore the status quo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If anything, this run proves precisely WHY he was stuck writing childrens books for years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is very tragic, because the new IHF was just...falling headfirst into interesting and unique plots only for Skottie to aggressively push it back towards the status quo.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know I've probably read worse over the years but trying to get through savage dragon was physically painful. It's like the comic version of a washed-up actor coasting off shit they did decades ago, and are now a sad wreck of ego and insanity.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The comic with the beanpole girl that has brain powers
    They gave it a netflix special
    It just really sucked, I can't remember the name either

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDW TMNT, I genuinely feel like that dumpster fire has scarred my soul. It started off with tons of potential, only for it to slowly erode away until it was a heaping landfill of idiotic melodrama and shock value.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me how shit their MLP comics were as well.
      One or two exceptions doesn't exempt the overall lack of quality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to the Horse Show comics?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s probably referring to the famously butthurt inducing storyline where sun horse has a tragic romance with evil CRYSTALS horse before he turns bad
          Or something like that. I never read any of it myself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It went up its own ass pretty quickly after a mildly promising start. Once it became clear the show was never going to acknowledge the comics the saltiness of IDW really settled in and they seemed to do whatever they wanted with it except comfy pony stories.
          Discord was used far too often, shit movie characters too.
          The worst offence was getting an excellent on model artist, only to waste them due to jealous butthurt on the shittiest stories.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adventure Time also had a few good comics before becoming awful. Though this was at the same time the show became terrible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The curse of those 2 biggest examples of 10s shows: promising starts, rapid declines. Shame the comics felt they had to imitate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2010s we're kinda overrated

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worst
    Any time someone creates a thread like this, the comics that get posted are at worst mid, their choices influenced by influencer videos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mid is really bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mid is really bad
        You're the kind of homosexual that ruined 10 point scales for the rest of us

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about, schizo?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess you're right about that, Midwit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mid is *midway*, but autists like you can only think in extremes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mid is Zoomer slang for mediocre

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "We Stand on Guard" and "Betty, Final Girl" were both utter insults to intelligence. WSOG was a pretty good ride bungled by the stupidest ending I've witnessed in comics. The entire time there was this guy who only spoke French, and the one bilingual person in the group kept having to translate for him. This occured mid-battle too, and this delay would cause problems or even death. Then, in the final few pages, he is sending a broadcast across Canada, and he speaks perfect fricking English the whole time! The comic was also written right at the start of Trudeau's time as prime minister, and the praise heaped on him as being a great leader aged like milk left in the sun.
    Betty, meanwhile, I didn't even finish. It was three or four short stories meant to represent horror movies she was watching while babysitting. The first one was interesting. Good build up, actually threatening villain. The girl is tied up, eyeless mask covering her whole head, knife to her throat. Then it cuts to outside. The police have shown up. They burst into the house and find the girl is free, the killer is now tied up instead, with the knife in his chest. When asked how she survived the girl simply answered "I listen to podcasts." I sat there genuinely stunned by what I had read. Maybe the girl was the killer the whole time? No, physically they were nothing alike, and it made no sense in all the set up either. That was my first, and probably will be my last, Archie comic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was some other one about gay witches fighting an ultta-MAGA white supremacist preacher that I didn't finish issue 1 of because it was such drradful propaganda. I can handle bad art with good writing, but good art with bad writing is Hell.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with this one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Unfunny
        In all seriousness, probably edge for the sake of edge, it tells you a lot that Millar disowned this and that the funniest part of the comic is this quote by him: "My wife got about six pages into it when she was reading it in the bath the other night and she just threw it at me. She said it was the most horrible thing she'd ever read in her life and she didn't want to think this sort of shit even went on in my head. I tried to explain that the crow was sucking wiener for a REASON, but it actually does sound kind of creepy saying it out loud."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Unfunny
        In all seriousness, probably edge for the sake of edge, it tells you a lot that Millar disowned this and that the funniest part of the comic is this quote by him: "My wife got about six pages into it when she was reading it in the bath the other night and she just threw it at me. She said it was the most horrible thing she'd ever read in her life and she didn't want to think this sort of shit even went on in my head. I tried to explain that the crow was sucking wiener for a REASON, but it actually does sound kind of creepy saying it out loud."

        You know Mark millar? Biggest edgelord in the bigs this side of Ennis? The goatlicker? Imagine what it takes for him to disavow the comic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The joke of "cute cartoon animals having awful things done to them" is funny for one page, and after that it wears-out it's welcome fast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just has no flavor to it
        People call it edgy and move on but edgy has been done right countless times this one is neither funny not does it have any tension, it's so full of itself too like the writer expects you to be shocked when actually it's pretty boring and tane and a chore to read so when it breaks the fourth wall about how horrible it is while actually being a borefest it just misses the target so hard
        There is also a lot of character talking about how bad they are while doing nothing
        How about instead of half the characters talking about pedophilia you have one actual pedophile we watch abduct children then you have the police beat him to death and the beating stretches out of three pages, that's how you do edgy

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gonechoo
    >self proclaimed pogo-inspired newspaper style comic
    >every "joke" is the gator wants to eat the elementary school kid
    >fetishes on every heckerino wholesome page
    How the frick did this creepy shit never get noticed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, in the early run of Pogo, Walt Kelly did a heck of a lot of gags involving Albert the alligator accidentally eating his swamp friends. When someone pointed that out, he replied, "Before I realized I was guilty of a fetish, I merely thought the scenes were funny."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think every pogo comic was this bad with it

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry are you guys talking about Girls by the Luna Brothers?
    Because I'm reading the first few issues, it isn't terrible, but I don't know, I've read a horror manga about girls who transform and are actually monsters and the mc unleashes them into the public then dies, so it has a similar premise, maybe my years of media consumption have just adjusted me to having shit taste.
    It's still far from the worst I've ever read though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's an interesting case, because it's a Storytime of Pain standard, but there's competent parts to it as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it gets really moronic really fast

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kaito Shuno
    It's got the infamy of being one of the first gay webcomics and it got some infamy due to how it handles consent or rather the lack of it.
    I started reading it hoping for some prime awfulness, but it's just long and booooooring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the other hand, that is realistic depiction of gays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol yeah this rapid culture change has hurt them as much as us. The rules are so different every few years, classic gays would be unrecognizable by the modern standards. Among other things, they proudly eschewed monogamy.

        It kinda reminds me of a lot of lefty webcomics in the early 2000s who had not quite gotten on the bandwagon yet, and were like "booo, Bush is bad because he didn't go to war fast enough! Go kill more arabs you lazy bastard!"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never appeal to people who will stab you in the black the moment you fall out of line

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That just brought me back to JTAB with the Pussy Lady being deemed worse than Satan at the flip of a switch

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The absolute worst comics you've ever read
    I know you are, but what am i?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 Kids Walk Into A Bank

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never read a book with a more unlikable piece of shit protagonist in my life. Sure the premise is that she's a supervillain, but she's not a cool one like Dr Doom and Magneto or a funny one like Condiment King. She's just shitty and everyone around her is shitty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me more, please

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The premise of Bomb Queen is that she, a supervillain, has won and taken over the city. Or maybe the world, I'm honestly not sure. The comic is mostly her having fun with her invincibility, extorting politicians and humilating wannabe heroes. But it's not really enjoyable because she's not a very complex character, she's just bad and does bad things because it's mildly amusing. Also all crime is legal so there are whole sections of the city dedicated to child rapists doing their thing. Which is, you know, a little disturbing. It's just not fun villainy, it's realistic in a weird way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another standard from the SOP series.

      This is about a cop who fricks dogs. And from there things go downhill. It's how humphries got the name "the dogfricker". This is official promo art, with the meme template and everything.

      The premise of Bomb Queen is that she, a supervillain, has won and taken over the city. Or maybe the world, I'm honestly not sure. The comic is mostly her having fun with her invincibility, extorting politicians and humilating wannabe heroes. But it's not really enjoyable because she's not a very complex character, she's just bad and does bad things because it's mildly amusing. Also all crime is legal so there are whole sections of the city dedicated to child rapists doing their thing. Which is, you know, a little disturbing. It's just not fun villainy, it's realistic in a weird way.

      She starts out being the dictator of the designated supervillian city, and things escalate because it revels in it's trashyness and silver age style stupid.

      The ONLY thing I remember about it is that she sodomizes the frick out of a kawaii anime fangirl with a pool cue.

      Nameless is very bland but I appreciate what it set out to do to some extent, I'd say it's the Prometheus of comics, same writing, same plot, but it actually has more interesting visuals if anything, it just suffers from the audience being forced to work through it by having all the characters be bland and underwritten.
      [...]
      Like I said, I read stuff with a similar plot before, so going in with that in mind, having read it now, I think the most annoying part is that for a horror comic it really drags out it's main characters lives and the entire ordeal. Other than that, its biggest problem is being a bit too bland for my tastes.

      The reason why it's a SOP standard is when it goes off the rails at certain points. It's made by Josh Luna, the most asschapped asian in all of comics.

      Did you see the companion comics where the author's self-insert has a threesome with his wife and mother in law?

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I know it goes off the rails constantly, but I'm saying that maybe it's because I've read so much batshit insane media all the time that it just doesn't phase me as much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe we're in current year and people still haven't grasped that OLIR is a shitpost. And not even trying to pretend that it's serious at that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic shitposting is STILL shitposting. And more hilariously, we've got frickers further out there RIGHT NOW in real life past that comic.

          Surprised to never see this in the woke comic cringe threads

          It really contends to be standard, but that division is so overloaded it takes something really shitty to stand out and I think it's only mid trash.

          Compare it to something like Marville or that one comic about mensturating panthers that goes off the rails so bad it becomes a question of what is a narrative? A chris ware of shitposting if you will.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mensturating panthers
            Man eaters is a SoP classic, somehow it got a sequel that is even more unhinged

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The ONLY thing I remember about it is that she sodomizes the frick out of a kawaii anime fangirl with a pool cue.

        I never understood why the frick there were still normal people in the city. Like, the situation would have made more sense if, after she took over, the US just went full Escape from New York, evacuated the populace, and turned the city into a prison where they deported all the rapists and murderers and that was that. A city of rapists raping each other is a logical consequence of that. But no, there's regular law-abiding citizens and busloads of children everywhere that really only seem to exist for the express purpose of being raped and murdered.

        Which sucks, because they really could have done an interesting "Megamind but with ultraviolence" thing where Bomb Queen won control of the city but then realized ruling an entire fricking metropolis -let alone one full of murderous c**ts- involves a tedious bureaucratic circlejerk just to keep the lights on and every day some new superpowered c**t wants to challenge her for control.

        But no, we got a one-note cardboard cutout pregnant with Barack Obama's baby sodomizing preteens with a pool cue that got way, way, way more issues than it ever had a right to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could've made it some kinda supervillainous scam plot, similar to Arkham City.
          >convince the government to send all their criminals to this one walled-off city
          >enjoy ruling a personal fiefdom
          >get good PR for decreasing crime everywhere else (annoying the heroes is a bonus)
          >gain a huge recruiting pool for future nefarious schemes.
          The story just writes itself, really.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bomb Queen is canon to Hack/Slash

      I'll never understand the decision to have her turn up in multiple issues of the ongoing series, instead of just quietly forgetting about the one shot crossover.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea how that radioactive tumor got such a long run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh my fellow Americans, we need to drone strike Bomb Queen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember there being some stupid ass controversy about this but I can’t remember shit about what it was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know they made a Trump storyline but I didn't bother reading it because it looked fricking childish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TDS ruined the ability of writers to respectfully disagree with their customers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be frank, it's no more childish than any of her other books. And you shouldn't read it because it's fricking BOMB QUEEN. I mean its' as much of a "you know what you're going to get" comic this side of CROSSED.

          I remember there being some stupid ass controversy about this but I can’t remember shit about what it was.

          Take your pick. Sex. Violence. Sexual Violence. Bomb queen getting pregnant with Obama's baby.

          Could've made it some kinda supervillainous scam plot, similar to Arkham City.
          >convince the government to send all their criminals to this one walled-off city
          >enjoy ruling a personal fiefdom
          >get good PR for decreasing crime everywhere else (annoying the heroes is a bonus)
          >gain a huge recruiting pool for future nefarious schemes.
          The story just writes itself, really.

          That's actually canon, but takes a backseat to random stupidity and mayhem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This comic may suck, but more women in cape comics should dress like that to proudly show off how well groomed they are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait is that where this is from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you will about trump, but I'm unbelievably grad he brought an end to "omg I looooove the president of America" era

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid shit

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got a few unknowns deserving of hate
    >One Eight Hundred Ghosts
    >Rise of Dracula
    >Syndrome (fricked story that comes along with it but it dosen't make the book good or interesting)
    >Young Terrorists (honestly everything from Black Mask should be on an SoP list)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fricked story that comes along with it but it dosen't make the book good or interesting
      What Story?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dude who wrote it ended up killing his ex Wife in a really really really really REALLY FRICKING awful way. The book is also complete dogshit independent of the murder

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malibu’s Protectors was pretty awful.

    My favorite example has to be the issue with a hole cut in the middle of it to represent a bullet hole in a guy’s chest on the cover.

    Every page has a hole in it, but the art isn’t drawn around the hole. It’s an extremely silly gimmick that was sloppily executed.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much everything I've ever read from Action Lab is terrible. I know their Danger Doll Squad titles are supposed to be comedies but they're not very well written.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway though I read the Unfunnies, I can see why it's pretty damn bad or whatever. The whole real world plot and abrupt ending makes sure that even the people who might have enjoyed it wouldn't have liked it.
    It's pretty edgy but it isn't exactly the most awful thing I've read. But it is on part with shitty fetish webcomics.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually by coincidence I just found another womens comic about sex, and that begs the question I kind of posed above.
    What counts for this thread?
    Are we allowed to name webcomics, educational sex comics, Chick Tracts here?
    Or just officially published stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We obviously should use SOP standards. Anything goes, but there are different weight classes. If you're digging into furry webcomcics, you had better bring the fricking heat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, so yes it has to be officially published stuff.
        Got it.
        If that's the case I don't know. Maybe years of consooming have fried my brain into believing certain plots aren't the problem, and ultimately, even if it's "offensive to the senses" or unpalatable like other comics in this thread, Forever is still the worst comic I at least personally have ever read.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, fricked up webcomics are OK. Just don't get the thread deleted, and make sure the shit is really fricked. Don't just throw up any average chick tract or PSA. Maybe more like that child mosestation PSA where the artist went away later for CP, and it SHOWS>

          But notice the guy who said "Girls isn't so bad"? Probably because he's comparing it to the entire spectrum of comics.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that child mosestation PSA where the artist went away later for CP, and it SHOWS
            What?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh absolutely, there used to be Chick Tract threads all the time on Cinemaphile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually by coincidence I just found another womens comic about sex, and that begs the question I kind of posed above.
        What counts for this thread?
        Are we allowed to name webcomics, educational sex comics, Chick Tracts here?
        Or just officially published stuff?

        Yeah, Lets touch on chick tracts. LISA. One of the few that got pulled. Dude sexually abuses his underage daughter and shares her with his friends.... And they pray it away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doctor knows a man has been raping his daughter and given her herpes
            >doesn't report him to the police, just tells him to find Jesus
            >his wife and Lisa herself, who looks about 5yo, just forgive him
            This is more disturbing than Clarissa because it's actually fricking sincere about this message. Good job, Chick.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably this one. I like the art and Ditko in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Moore

      This did the definition of fridging to the male characters

      No, because they fridged him so early he does not even make it to the beginning of the "how did we get here" in issue #1.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shut up Moore
        Did you genuinely enjoy it? I find that hard to believe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        The Demon

        >Shut up Moore
        Did you genuinely enjoy it? I find that hard to believe.

        [...]
        Fridging isn't real, stop validating Gail Simone.

        This did the definition of fridging to the male characters

        I'm surprised there isn't more focus on her calling him "just her friend" and pledging her love to the troony. Really? The guy you gave your virginity to, the guy that made you go on this killing spree and hallucinate with, the one you keep his matching locket was "just a good friend?" Holy frick why did I remember all the shit I hate about this comic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair:
          A. The whole "Jessica Is Trans" thing feels like a massive retcon after they doubled down on the magical stuff.
          B.Addison was closer to Jessica and she always denied she was close to Nick out of teenage girl embarassment.
          C.Jessica had recently died so Addison had recency bias.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this, easily this, other i expected to be shit, but this was on the moment that KING was KING, the rise was meteoric, could do no wrong, and goddamn if people ate it up, enjoyed some of his other stuff, but it wasn't blown the frick away.

    but how i heard people talk about this , i thought, this is the ONE.

    goddamn if ever read something worse, more sophomoric ever, it was easily the most ooc, most wasteful piece of paper i've ever seen.

    art was okay but the okay parts of it were drown on a script that shits dicks so hard, that made me see so many cracks on any gerard/king joint.

    lost a whole lot of respect for anyone shilling and i lost a lot of interest in several projects of some of my fav artists whenever they got coupled with this shitstain of a writer.

    pls god, kill tom king.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously feel like Tom King's work is a litmus test to see who's an overly pretentious frickhead.

      If they like any of his work, especially his DC work, they are pretentious dullards who think way too highly of Tom King and more than likely haven't read any actual other great works of fiction.

      Tom is by far one of the most overrated writers within comics and is a hack of the highest degree. When I read his Batman run, I thought it was biggest load of shit I've ever seen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this and Batman really took the shine off King for Cinemaphile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like for normies, the marriage fiasco killed his goodwill among them because it wasted their time AND money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did king and bendis get so much fricking work
      do people actually defend their bullshit?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Department of Truth
    Transmetropolitan

    Irredeemable and Incorruptible aren't as bad as the above two but they're severely overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Transmetropolitan
      It's not bad, just kind of cringeworthy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not kind of cringeworthy, extremely cringeworthy. Also just generally poorly written imo. Example, when Spider's first assistant quits and then a couple of issues later comes back for no reason at all. Been a while since I read (vol 1 to 4 only) but I don't remember a single posititive thing other than the art. From reading it I just knew the author was a creepy fat Redditbrained neckbeard, before even looking him up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are being terribly merciful in not mentioning that one issue with a focus on religion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not kind of cringeworthy, extremely cringeworthy. Also just generally poorly written imo. Example, when Spider's first assistant quits and then a couple of issues later comes back for no reason at all. Been a while since I read (vol 1 to 4 only) but I don't remember a single posititive thing other than the art. From reading it I just knew the author was a creepy fat Redditbrained neckbeard, before even looking him up

        >fricking finally people agree with me on Transmetropolitan
        Yeah, I wouldn't call it the worst comic I ever read, but it's not good. It has a real air of hard man stereotypes being invoked by someone who only knows that sort of thing through fiction. Spider Jerusalem is the sort of character you'd expect to find scribbled in the edgy kid's high school notebook. Maybe I should have just read this shit at 16. At least I would have enjoyed it.

        >I don't remember a single posititive thing other than the art
        I remember seeing some serious perspective errors on a few of the pages I read. On one of the first pages he drives away from his cabin, which is on a hill. That looked terrible.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not the WORST but its' the one that pissed me off the most recently.

    This butthole always does this. Sets up some halfassed eldritch horror setting and then where there should be a climax SUDDENLY EVERYTHING'S FINE with no explanation at all.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an Amazon listing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >freshly changed clean version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are those diapers? WTF is that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furry Toonbabyfier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was an Australian comic in the 90's called Punx In Space, or some such thing. the creators wanted to sell their original art for $200 a page.
      It was god awful. Badly drawn furry shit, lame jokes, seemed way too self-satisfied.
      I can't find any evidence it ever existed, so I guess it's consigned to the memoryhole with Shinee Heds, The Squeakies, The Protectorate, Bug & Stump, Cyberswine, Hedrax, Rip Rory, Verity Aloeha and Time Hop Man.

      But why would you read this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bittersweet Candy Bowl

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bomb Queen
    >Two results
    Looks like I'm not needed here.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Crossed was just shit.
    And that Lobo Unbound or whatever where he gets circumcised. What the frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lobo Unbound or whatever where he gets circumcised
      What?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By little aliens who then proceed to, you may not want to read this
        cook and eat his foreskin.
        Wow so mature such edge so funnay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the best thing is that YOU GET TO SEE THE FORESKIN

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Utterly revolting. You'd think uncensored Lobo would be good, but nah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lobo Unbound or whatever where he gets circumcised
      What?

      By little aliens who then proceed to, you may not want to read this
      cook and eat his foreskin.
      Wow so mature such edge so funnay

      And the best thing is that YOU GET TO SEE THE FORESKIN

      Utterly revolting. You'd think uncensored Lobo would be good, but nah.

      Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it cannot be overstated just how bad Civil War is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably the most impactful garbage of all time after the communist manifesto

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >communist manifesto was garbage

        >said the anon, on a friday night because workers are supposed to get breaks and rest now

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Girls was pretty fricking awful for something that actually got a reasonable ammount of attention. I've also attempted to read a bunch of modern Boom books that have been fricking wastes of time like Seven Secrets, Red Mother, Grim, and probably more I'm forgetting. Marville is obviously awful. Snyder's recent Justice League stuff was terrible, I quit reading it altogether after the Aquaman crossover. That new Captain Marvel book had one of the worst first issues I've ever read (and I didn't go further). Bemis Moon Knight was even worse than the much hated Bendis run and as someone who's read pretty much every run for MK, it's by far the worst. The Emilia Clarke comic (M.O.M.?) had a terrible first issue that I couldn't even finish.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of Arsenal was so bad I dropped it after a single issue.
    Unfunnies was my least favorite storytime of pain comic. What an awful piece of shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Rise of Arsenal about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a sequel to GAY FOR JUSTICE, which was fricking terrible to begin with.

        It's Arsenal's bad day, where he gets erectile dysfunction while trying to frick cheshire, gets wasted on heroin, and halucinates widly while beating the crap out of people while carrying his dead daughter, which turns out to be a dead cat.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neat.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Zero. The comic is pretentious as frick with a capital P. At least the author wised up and realised what Sarah was actually good for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me more

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Princeless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fair also means Just, and she is just perfect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised to never see this in the woke comic cringe threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised to never see this in the woke comic cringe threads

      art like this never has good writing. it is for people that are not fully grown up. SJW storylines very, very often have this overly-cartoony aesthetic and it is definitely not a coincidence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good point.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Countdown
    Ultimatum
    heroes in crisis
    Bendis Superman
    Bendis X-men
    99% of the ATLA comics
    hench girl

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Duncan the Wonder Dog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is kind of a turd for being considered an 11/10 comic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've only seen one gay ever actually praise it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen multiple people give it high praise. I think only one admitted that the art was not the greatest.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many of the comics (or individual issues, if applicable )that have been mentioned here have had:
    A storytime of pain
    A normal Storytime
    Yet to be storytimed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine is a yet to be storytimed, but to be fair, it isn't SoP tier as far as I understand it, SoP seems to be dedicated to egregious comics above all, be it too much gore, annoying characters, or something that is "unpalatable" like I said, but I can personally digest those comics far better than my personal pick which was "Forever."

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just read 'Terriful' and 'Apocalypse Knight' in some homosexual's shill thread. Worst trash I've read in a while.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to get into black panther a little while ago (V4)

    holy shit it was the most ham-fisted SJW bullshit i have ever seen in my entire life. was legitimately gobsmacked by how bad it was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Panther has some INFAMOUSLY Bad runs. That's Weggie Hudlin. The same dude they make fun of in the BET episode of the boondocks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know WHY I did it, but I've read Ultimatum.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well make this a Mark Millar thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even the worst, unfortunately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was the worst comic i've ever read up until korean ai-generated manwha started getting put online. there is nothing, no matter if it's smut, or classic russian realism, that will be stupider than the gay incest womb bomb

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I avoid shitty comics like the plague, but this is the most recent bad comic I read.
    It was weird seeing the universal praise of something so uneventful and cringe. People would call the quips "lame dad jokes", but it was more like redditor humor.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Millar is the king of garbage comic books, I swear he pumps out shit like a factory. Pic related is especially bad, it's a complete waste of time that actively insults your intelligence with its horrible writing. It exists to be adaptation bait and nothing more.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it every time Red Skull or a similar villain gives a speech they always sound totally justified.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not going to read of these. What're these supposed to be?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rick Remender's The Scumbag. About a shitty drugged out hippie who takes super power drugs. That dude is like their red skull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is this bad? This is based, i kekked

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crossed.

    The only storyline I think I enjoyed was Smokey where his dream didn't turn out to be good.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neo-Kosmos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is like that parody comic concept. Which one is trans?

      everything with art by greg land.

      can we get a fricking re-do of those? like, keep all the dialogue and story, just have actual competent artists redo every panel? some of those comics are written by decent writers.

      If it makes you feel better I guarantee Greg Land is AIin'g the frick out of his workflow.

      >communist manifesto was garbage

      >said the anon, on a friday night because workers are supposed to get breaks and rest now

      Take it to /misc/ anon.

      Speaking of potentially awful comics again, does anyone know where I can pirate this shit, I'm generally not against just buying something I can't find instantly, but I refuse to give the white Chad fetishist abortion woman a cent of money.

      It seems available on the usual euro sites, although I couldn't find italian. What makes you think it's a SOP?
      >white Chad fetishist abortion woman a cent of money.
      Hold up. it's HER?

      I don't think it's bad at all. But you can absolutely see the psychological problems she has from fricking orbit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It seems available on the usual euro sites
        Again, not to buy, pirate, unless that's exactly what you're on about and I just happen to only know zlib, and Online, like the casual I am.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vitiligo
      The way lefties always roll this one out as a representation cause (but only on black people, of course) always cracks me up with how rare it actually is. The amount of random OC's with vitiligo I've seen dwarfs the amount of real people I've seen with vitiligo. Christ, I've seen more albino's than I've seen people with vitiligo, and I've seen two albino's in my entire life. And it's so obviously fake, because it's the easiest thing in the world to do. You don't have to write around it, shit you don't have to write ABOUT it, because it's one of the easiest visually distinguishable things to slap onto your character, and you get an automatic twofer by slapping it on a black person. I've seen a shitload more dwarves IRL than I have vitiligo people, but you won't catch these people writing dwarves. Tyrion Lannister was all the short-arses got for a long time to come.

      So I can never take anything with vitiligo characters seriously. It's only ever there purely for modern political reasons, in the laziest way possible. It's kinda funny that there's also a ginger on the cover, because whatever problems someone with vitiligo has, a ginger has tenfold. But we don't consider that a disease, nor representation.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any comic that shits on beast, which means usually specific things written by bendis

    uncanny 600

    the krakoa arc in general, anything forced and poorly written by x-writers to make beast look bad should count because beast's x-men experienced the worst character assassination in comic book history for no damn reason other than to suppress an originally desgregationist character in to a scapegoat for a fascist ethnostate

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of potentially awful comics again, does anyone know where I can pirate this shit, I'm generally not against just buying something I can't find instantly, but I refuse to give the white Chad fetishist abortion woman a cent of money.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything with art by greg land.

    can we get a fricking re-do of those? like, keep all the dialogue and story, just have actual competent artists redo every panel? some of those comics are written by decent writers.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jack by David Hopkins?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Criticizing Mark Millar
    Normies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look man I can appreciate that you have learned to stomach shit, but that doesn't make it good, if the criteria for this thread were that at least one person enjoys it so it must be disqualified and not bad, then all the comics in this thread wouldn't be allowed on it. Millar is an ideas man who dedicates 5 pages of writing to an entire universe so he call sell the movie rights fast, he's notorious for that, a lot of his stuff can be said to be just plain badly written because of it.
      Also put the hard gay on normalgay Black person, don't be afraid now.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Knight Strikes Again. Visually and from a story point a dumpster fire

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Civil War

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd post the Zootopia abortion comic but i want to save everyone the trauma

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was an Australian comic in the 90's called Punx In Space, or some such thing. the creators wanted to sell their original art for $200 a page.
    It was god awful. Badly drawn furry shit, lame jokes, seemed way too self-satisfied.
    I can't find any evidence it ever existed, so I guess it's consigned to the memoryhole with Shinee Heds, The Squeakies, The Protectorate, Bug & Stump, Cyberswine, Hedrax, Rip Rory, Verity Aloeha and Time Hop Man.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad i never read any of these awful comics. Thank god.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what comics are you all reading right now tbh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to start Claremont X-Men. It's technically my second attempt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ghost of the Badlands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Remember kids:
        Go Broke -> Get Woke -> Go More Broke -> Hire and Fire Folk -> Eventually Croak

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