>The Acolyte got ~20% less viewers than Ahsoka, despite costing almost 2x more

>The Acolyte got ~20% less viewers than Ahsoka, despite costing almost 2x more
Chudbros, did we win?

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >acolye is set in an era only book nerds care for
    >no legacy characters in it
    >not tied to any movies
    >not tied to other disney+ shows like the mandalorian
    >main character is not one of the most overrated star wars characters
    >still made 80% of ahsokas viewership

    acolyte won.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >t.troony

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine shilling for corporations for free to own the chuds. Leftoids are fricking pathetic losers lmao

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not wanting to make starchuds seethe

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >in reality no one at all cares even what this acolyte thing is or ever will despite the totally organic marketing spam from Disney pretending someone does, no such person exists and no one cares about this or will watch it, not for free, not at any point in the future.
          no one is seething, no one cares or will.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            People have said the patented phrase "____ ruined star wars" with this show already, there is seethe.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              May the Threads be with You.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      is set in an era only book nerds care for
      bro as a book nerd who read all 100+ star wars books that came out throughout the 80s-90s-early 00's i HAVE NO INTEREST IN ACOLYTE. its a fan fiction prequel to the fan fiction disney nu wars contiunity. its so far removed from being 'real' star wars to me that it might as well be part of netflix's Rebel Moon series. Acolyte has NOTHING 'bookgays' want.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      in reality no one at all cares even what this acolyte thing is or ever will despite the totally organic marketing spam from Disney pretending someone does, no such person exists and no one cares about this or will watch it, not for free, not at any point in the future.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're both shit, but this anon brings up solid points.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. The points about nobody caring applies just as well to ahsoka, which was filled with forced memes that had already been driven into the dirt by the time of release.
        Anyone drawn by the names would already have watched the previous material and found out why they should avoid it, meaning that the target audience was the niche of people who had not recently interacted with star wars due to apathy rather than hatred, but still had some vague knowledge about the characters involved.
        I.E fricking nobody.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >only book nerds care for
      It was universally considered a flop. It's comparable to Captain Marvel era of comicbooks. It's literally the same shit as America Chavez.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This guy has a point tbh. Comparing Acolyte's numbers to Andor's really just says it all. People really are getting the entertainment they deserve.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no legacy characters in it
      That's a selling point at this point.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lie

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick goy wars

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is total slop now. No one really cares about it anymore

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    We always win.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone watch Renegade Nell to make The Acolyte fall to number 2 this year.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"Wow, we get to portray the Jedi Order 100 years before the prequels. Our portrayal carries no baggage or expectations at all, what should we do?"
    >"More regurgitating Obi-Wan's dialogue from ANH to neon colored children on yoga mats, but this time they wear yellow and white sometimes"
    It's all so tiresome

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did it get more viewers than other Star Wars series?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They can tell you it got as many views as they want you to believe. That's the benefit of owning your own streaming serving, they can fudge numbers as much as they want until shareholders notice

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Chudbros, did we win?
    Yes brother.
    Just like the prophecy of Fourteen days promised.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/06/06/the-critics-must-be-crazy---the-acolyte-is-just-another-mediocre-star-wars-show/

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are mixed race daughters of white men + non white women always such gigs prostitutes?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're insecure about their value vs white women

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    well, ahsoka did have one major advantage..

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Two, actually.
      RIP Titus Pullo.

      And Sabine was hot and had a nice ass.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Two, actually.
        >RIP Titus Pullo.
        agreed. his character was/is the most interesting thing disney has put out with their star wars productions. super shame he is dead but also probably for the best, i just know they were going to ruin the character some how. at least he got to die as a mysterious man of kino.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ray dying really sucks, obviously. Baylan and Shin could have been cool characters down the line

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Two, actually.
      RIP Titus Pullo.

      And Sabine was hot and had a nice ass.

      Sabine, Shin and Baylan were the best parts of the show. Loved Sabine's tight ass and her spunky face.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >spunky face
        I'd spunk on her face if you catch my drift.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I follow, you might not understand my words, but her face is begging to be covered by a large amount of semen.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            imagine both of them at once

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              One on your wiener and one on your balls.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'd prefer if they took turns on my face

                >imagine disappointing both of them at once

                speak for yourself homo, I'd split them in half

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >imagine disappointing both of them at once

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              ezra miller trooned out???

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Knowing that I never have that opportunity makes me want to kill my self

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            imagine both of them at once

            No one ever said the disney actors weren't cumdumpsters But that's all they are.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              carrie was the original sw cumdumpster and the new disney cumdumpsters act circles around her so it's all good really

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                2bh I don't think the hapa is very good at acting. ivanna is however and it seems like she's finally starting to get noticed.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw too young to be involved in a Carrie sex party but old enough to hear she died on an airplane probably high on some shit
                Carrie was the most based, unobtainable bawd this world has ever known

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >unobtainable
                Warren Beatty fricked her when she was 16

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        creep

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >3/10 crackhead was an advantage

      If anything she would fit tight in with Ackolight.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >3/10 crackhead
        homie you best be jokin

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Your test might be joking if you see anything else.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, but a cute girl ain't enough to convince me to watch Disney slop.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    how embarrassing

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's a good number considering there's no nostalgia to sell the show.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka was way, way better and looks more expensive as well.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >looks more expensive as well.
      how so? I haven't watched Acolytes yet

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's one brief bit filmed on location somewhere by the water with rocks that looks cool but besides that, the sets and visuals thus far for the Acolyte are not that interesting and the action is low energy and non-satisfying. Ahsoka has tighter editing across the board, but whenever there is action it's more noticeably higher quality if you compare the first two episodes of each show straight up. Ahsoka's pacing is also more theatrical and storyboarded out.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Mon Shin Sabine vs Jecki Indara Tasi

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Andor cost even more and got even less and it was great, so who cares?

    What are they going to do, unmake the show?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      But the Acolyte is objectively really, really bad. You can't tell me you actually think it's a good show. There are only people pretending to like it because they feel obligated to do so as part of the culture war.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Female Exile is cute and canon but only Jedi Jesus can bring us salvation

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's GREAT!!!
    All we have to do is not watch this piece of shit and WIN!!!
    CHUDS WIN!!!

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >views
    >not viewers
    Do they realize there were two episodes, so it's actually more or less a half of this per episode?

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    KOTOR will always be the superior Old Star Wars era setting, Acolyte being such a complete failure proves that.

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