The Acolyte is a hit and you already lost?

The Acolyte is a hit and you already lost, Cinemaphile.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then stop putting ugly mulattos who should be working at starbucks in your tv show homosexual

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starts talking about star wars
    >Ends up mentioning racism
    yep I'm out.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    K

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have hundreds of interestingly designed alien species, and the ability to make new ones, and yet still all the cast are boring humans
    I don't give a frick what color or gender they are, there's too many of them regardless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They only had aliens in the ot to push diversity to gen xer boys
      No need for that now

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well no one anywhere considers her a fan so it wont matter much

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't even come out yet. How is it a hit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that's the joke
      the only people hyped for it are the 40 permavirgins that actually bought the high republic books/comics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the high republic books/comics
        Are any of those actually good?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Are any of those actually good?
          no
          it's literally minorities, zoomer haircuts and lgbt fetish shit: the story

          >the only people hyped for it are the 40 permavirgins that actually bought the high republic books/comics
          The show doesn't even take place in the same time period as those. It takes place much closer to TPM.

          yeah that's part of their planned structure regarding the period. the show is phase 3 of the high republic which is meant to end when it starts.

          literally no one who liked Star Wars was racist about the movies, they had a million aliens and black/asian/arab/etc. characters even in the originals

          it's about casting SHITTY people in LEADING roles for the sole purpose of going LOOK A Black AN ASIAN ETC.

          it ruins the movie because the actors suck and they're only there because of their race, which is honestly the most racist thing of all. calling them a Black person or something is far less racist at that point.

          this, casting boyega solely because he was black was literally a modern day minstrel show, and that's why he chimped out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            unmasking Storm Troopers and giving them distinct personalities was a huge mistake IMO, they were always meant to be disposable automatons in the grand scheme of things, everyone was happier not knowing if a storm trooper was white or black or whatever

            the reboot movies are basically the same tier of slop as the expanded universe books that plagued shelves for decades between the originals/prequels/reboots - just pure fanfic dogshit written by morons.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wrong.
              the eu books were written by people that actually thought their consumers might enjoy them.
              The ST was never made with that in mind. It was made under the assumption that it was entitled to consumer's money.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The EU books all sucked shit. Just entitled idiots taking liberties and thinking they can decide what happens to a main character or writing up some absurd back story and just inventing shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reading comprehension

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the eu books were just dumb fanfic dogshit written by morons, same as the new movies. maybe you should work on not being such a dumb c**t.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Play the Shadows of the Empire videogame
                It's good, Dash Rendar is pretty cool.
                >Decide to read the Shadows of the Empire book
                Absolute trash
                >Now decide to read the Shadows of the Empire comic, starring Boba Fett
                Pure kino and the best Boba Fett since Empire Strikes back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking they can decide what happens to a main character or writing up some absurd back story and just inventing shit.
                You just described writing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there's nothing wrong with a stormtrooper having a face or personality, it happened in the EU multiple times and always paid off

              >it's literally minorities, zoomer haircuts and lgbt fetish shit: the story
              Heard it was trying to go for that Harry Potter audience.

              harry potter didn't do troony shit, just regular gays. one of the white male jedi characters literally gets chastised for not using the proper pronoun by referring to an androgynous alien as they/them. i wish i was making it up. that's just some of the garbage in the high republic. they also literally use the term "space wizard".

              the eu books were just dumb fanfic dogshit written by morons, same as the new movies. maybe you should work on not being such a dumb c**t.

              nta but while the eu was fanfic, it was fanfic made with love and respect for the films unlike the eu now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nta but while the eu was fanfic, it was fanfic made with love and respect for the films unlike the eu now.
                >there's nothing wrong with a stormtrooper having a face or personality, it happened in the EU multiple times and always paid off

                confirmed fanfic loving homosexual. you suck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't love the sequels. i don't love every eu story that ever came out. but the fact is the old eu was made in adherence to the films and explored themes that george didn't have time to put into the movies. i never said it was all great, just that it was done with respect to the source material, whether it be skippy the jedi droid or dark empire, one which was made for kids and one which was partially worked on by george so that people had some shit to read while they waited for the next batch of films. i'm sorry that you can't handle the fact that not every soldier is a mindless goon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Checkmate athiests

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unmasking Storm Troopers and giving them distinct personalities was a huge mistake IMO
              I see your point, but unmasking troopers can work on certain specific conditions.
              Vid related, how impressive that a bloody videogame (and from EA, nothing less) is actually one of the best SW shorts ever.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's literally minorities, zoomer haircuts and lgbt fetish shit: the story
            Heard it was trying to go for that Harry Potter audience.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I gave the first book a shot and only got halfway through. It attempts to introduce about a dozen characters all at once, and there wasn't really much of a plot happening. Even by the standards of Star Wars books, it's pretty rough.
          I think the fundamental problem is that the High Republic isn't an interesting era. Beyond Disney's basic lack of true creative imagination when it comes to Star Wars, the two fundamental issues are:
          >it's meant to be the Republic and the Jedi Order at its peak, so there's actually very little in the way of any internal or external conflict
          >it's set only 200 years before the prequels and feels too similar in terms of setting to be worth exploring

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd just read the Darth Bane books and then go straight to the Prequel Era.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are the people who thought star WARS is about being anti-WAR... actually imbeciles?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoy the books

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw Disney stole my Wookie Jedi character from 2002 era tabletop RPGs
            Who can I sue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only people hyped for it are the 40 permavirgins that actually bought the high republic books/comics
        The show doesn't even take place in the same time period as those. It takes place much closer to TPM.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone who hates it isn’t a fan, so all the fans like it, which means it’s a hit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftychuds will argue that everything is a hit to own the incelchuds that argue that everything is shit.
      It's how things work now, try to keep up please.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when they go if you are X then you're not a real fan, you know it's gunna be absolute shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They pay for the media to claim it’s a “hit” but it’s kind of late for that honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is just pretending to be moronic
      >snicker

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh oh look out boys we got us an edgelord.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look out boys
      get the frick outta here, homosexual

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making a pre prequel era show
    >with the sith involved
    >without the sith being the villain protagonists and the jedi being tragic heroes doomed to failure
    It's not rocket science.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's be clear here
    >I made some terrible casting choices that i regret every minute of every day
    >they are shit actors and ruin every scene they are in
    >however if you only mention it once as a negative you are a racist and not a real star wars fan

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte is a hit and you already lost, Cinemaphile.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't even out yet
    >is a hit
    How???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do think moron

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally no one who liked Star Wars was racist about the movies, they had a million aliens and black/asian/arab/etc. characters even in the originals

    it's about casting SHITTY people in LEADING roles for the sole purpose of going LOOK A Black AN ASIAN ETC.

    it ruins the movie because the actors suck and they're only there because of their race, which is honestly the most racist thing of all. calling them a Black person or something is far less racist at that point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mace Windu, played by Samuel Jackson, was the Master of the entire Jedi Order and one of the strongest Jedi alive at the time. He's second to Yoda, the Grandmaster of the Order.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, and no one cared that he was black. People saw the movie and thought "cool Sam Jackson is in this too" because he's a likeable actor with a good report who played his part well. Unlike FlavaFlav Boyega who ruined everything he was in. Same goes for that ridiculous frick they put in the new Fallout series.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A black guy was the strongest Jedi before Darth Vader
        Never noticed it. It was almost as if his race wasn't relevant to the story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mace Windu should have had a scene where he complains about lack of representation of dark-skinned individuals in the Jedi Council, and how he's beginning to suspect he's just a token.
          Then, he'd call Ki-adi-Mundia a honky.
          hire me, disney

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The-ACK!!!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay rainbow lightsabers.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cinemaphile always wrong?
    Is it low IQ?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keenpost or gtfo

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no need to resort to bigotry or hate speech to find flaw in Disney Wars. The whole of it is already doing a perfectly good job embarrassing itself on it´s own. In all the time Disney´s managed the IP the only mildly acceptable product has been the first season of The Mandalorian. In other words, it´s an objective failure.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, so there's no reason for you to shill here anymore, right. Because you don't need us, right?

    So, if you keep shilling here, we'll just assume it's a terrible flop like everything else you useless fricks try to market.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes...gotta lay down the groundwork for the excuses when people start calling it shit for being shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The chances of the Acolyte being released are the same as Kathleen Kennedy getting fired. Neither are likely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't it being released like next week?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll believe it when I see it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes...they'll definitely not release the thing they've been promoting for the past month for reasons, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes... Kathleen Kennedy will totally get fired any day now, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they've already paid the shills to give the show glowing reviews. You have to be a literal tin hat moron to think they won't release it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                amazing hill the anon is choosing to die on. "You're all fools for thinking Kathleen Kennedy will be fired, but also this show she greenlit wont be coming out after months of hype"

                moronic!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le leftoids pretend like they are the resistance when every institution is on their side and everyone who works in said institutions are their comrades and they all believe, say, and support the same things for xnnth time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realize the institutions were always on their side and there was never a dragon to slay in the first place

      these homosexuals have been charging at windmills since the dawn of time

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine. I've been winning for the past 34 years of my life. A defeat here and there helps me staying humble.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's literally just a political activist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony allegory kino incoming?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shoving woke propaganda in star wars
      What could go wrong...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >commentary on current American society, culture, and politics
      That's definitely what people watch Star Wars for.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t consider your slop worth my racist dollars. Why do these people think we need them?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte is a hit
    it isn't even out yet
    Star Wars hasn't made a profit in 15 years, it's not about to start now

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't even in the show
    >shows up to the premiere anyways just to mog everyone
    I love her so much bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so pretty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's so tall and slender and elegant, just effortlessly and brutally mogs everyone else
        she needs to be a Bond girl

        This b***h and her hapa girlfriend need to stop crashing red carpet premieres

        they're reeeaaaally close anon....some might say, too close...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h and her hapa girlfriend need to stop crashing red carpet premieres

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they need to take turns sitting on my fricking face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stinky Sith Pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neatly groomed and freshly washed, actually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not true at all. I've given Shin Hati's vegana a tremendous amount of thought since her character's debut, and canonically it is a virtual certainty that her vegana had a minimum of blonde fuzz and several days of unwashed sweat and grool from her various duels with Sabine. The odor would be noticeable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're saying you imagined the smell?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have pondered the appearance, scent, and texture of Shin's vegana in such great detail that I have false but vivid memories of it being in my face, as real as anything I've ever experienced. I can literally close my eyes and summon the scent at will. I can see her anus wink, ringed with a sparse assortment of blonde hairs. The exact clenching of her holes while lightly tapping her clitoral nub. It's as vivid as a Vietnam war flashback. I'm there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vivid memories of it being in my face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder if it also has moles on it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I hope so

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never thought "A rapist can't possibly be a Star Wars fan!" or "You think blacks are gross? You must hate Star Wars!" or "You only believe the Tuskin Raiders are realistic because you're a Star Wars hater!"

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the face of the nu-jedi order

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that space jesus and shin are going to end up fugging.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're shamelessly ripping off Heir to the Empire, the most likely scenario is that Shin is intended to be a Mara Jade stand in, and she'll soon be Luked when he shows up to kill Jorus C'Baylan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right that Shin is this universe's version of Mara Jade, but you forget that Space Jesus has taken the place of Luke in Filoni's fanfic. She's gonna get BROWNED in S2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Replace whoever is next to Cal with Merrin. She needs to compete with Shin and Sabine in an orgasm competition, sponsored by Mon Milfma.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tina is Russian. Ivanna would probably try to attack her if she showed up to one of these.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vigorous, angry scissoring would surely break out

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm not a fan, then I won't watch. Pretty simple math.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys, you ever want to just, I dunno, turn off the computer and just sit in a room and do nothing but stare into space?
    I feel like it's becoming a more worthwhile than paying attention to this stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already do that. What is stopping you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I have a crippling internet addiction. If I was a richer man I'd hire a cabin with no electricity and live there for 6 months while I heal my brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have cut down on Cinemaphile like 80-90% and started reading a lot more again like I did in my early 20s. Highly recommend friend.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how gatekeeping is now a good thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Liberals are the real racist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte is a hit
    I didn't even know it was out. What sort of numbers is it doing?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no idea who that is. i'll continue to hate Black folk and enjoy old star wars. i can't help it, sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i'll continue to hate Black folk and enjoy old star wars.
      based

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to do Christmas special numbers

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The timeline of star wars is frickin dumb. Like there's more progress in the 100 years surrounding yavin than the 25000 prior years. Like they made lightsabers and flew in hyperspace and all that shit. The idea of the old/middle/especially high republic is more appealing than it is in reality.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure everybody in the star wars universe is really happy that Order 66 happened

    I mean imagine being a regular person in the star wars universe and not being able to walk five feet without some douchebag with a laser sword opining philosophically to you about some secret power that they can do

    Frick off!

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also there's a force planet now where all the midichlorians are born? This shit is fricking stupid.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yidsney was the worst thing to happen to Star Wars

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the b***h who worked for Harvey Weinstein?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dafne Keen still looking cute.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt people being superficial homosexuals
    I dunno maybe, it doesn't look like dogshit

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have been using this everyone is racist thing for almost a decade now ever since the 2nd disney star wars came out. so whats even to point of doing it still do they really think they are going to guilt people into watching this trash to stick it to the alt right neo nazis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Acolyte has been in development hell for nearly 10 years lol. They announced this way the frick back when, and it kept getting pushed back. It'd probably an embarrassing piece of dogshit and no one except a select few higher ups wanted it and eventually it got pushed through.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lady is a piece of human garbage. She’s a sex pervert. She is morally bankrupt. She is physically repulsive. She has no right to “create” anything in Star Wars. Cheers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's cameras in all the restaurant bathrooms men and women's.
      shit's all over the dark web.
      some women let their lips fill up with piss and burst open and some women spread their lips with 2 fingers first then pee. it's about 50/50 what I've seen. Applebees is the worst offender from what I've seen.
      also, fat chicks rub deodorant on the inside of their legs and they stick their finger in their ass crack and sniff it then sometimes they put a little deodorant on the crack too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really take these kids shows this seriously?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just know this homosexual has zero self awareness

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The plot twist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not possible. She was alive hundreds of years before the time this show takes place. Tenebrous or Plaguies should be the leading Sith now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that quarry tunnel event should happen by this point right?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte is a [shit] and you [knew it all along], Cinemaphile.
    ftfy

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's such a hit why isn't it getting a second season?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no white cishet male protags, no watch

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