The Acolyte must be really bad if even IGN doesn't like it

The Acolyte must be really bad if even IGN doesn't like it

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shocking

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goldman
    >not giving it a 10/10
    lol guess Disney did run out of money to pay the shills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the tribe won't even sell its own color revolution propaganda
      Lmfao

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone should give it a watch regardless of what the reviews say and formulate you're own opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you'd rolled quints with this post I might actually have given it a shot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i'm not watching any more disney star wars media under any circumstances.

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched anything since The Last Jedi, and I'm not going to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'm just not interested.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >formulate you're own opinion.
      No, I'm waiting for Cinemaphile to tell me how to feel about it
      duh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will not be gracing it with my views. Sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then Disney will think it's popular. why watch something when Disney always rolls out trash. I watched the trailer and that was more than enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, but it'll be fun to watch other people just tear it apart.

      The only thing of interest Star Wars has done since TLJ flopped face first after opening weekend is giving people prime material to shit on how awful it is. You're a terrible series but as a fuel for jokes at your expense you're the king of the clowns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After watching
      >episode 7
      >episode 8
      >episode 9
      >mandalorian
      >book of Boba fett
      >Solo
      >Kenobi
      >Rogue One

      I can honestly say my opinion is formed thay Disney related Star Wars is absolute shit. But sure, THIS is the one that is good, right? Frick off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >surely the 15th time disney fricks the corpse of a half decent 70's movie franchise will be the time they get it right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      star wars is a dead and radioactive brand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off Disney

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically watching Star Wars in current year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, not watching disney shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already know it's shit because it has Black folk in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haahahahaha no thanks im good yall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you say that when someone recommends or warns you about a movie or anything else? ``Shut the frick up I have to try it first and make my OWN opinion``?? dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I worked on this show as a stage set up guy, this shit sucks. pays well thou.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        quit lying and go take your meds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy watching an anti climatic ending with the sisters dying.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how is that anti-climactic? that's literally what all of us want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone should give it a watch regardless of what the reviews say and formulate you're own opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest post on Cinemaphile
      Just the blunt innocence of such a stupid and dishonest statement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/poltv/ and rightoids making their own opinion

      Come on man, these c**ts haven't had an original thought in decades. They just repeat what /misc/ says and pretend to be big brained because they are soooo clever and can see more than the normal person so they hate it.

      >is that a person with slightly darker skin? ITS SHIIIIIIIIT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't had an original thought in decades.
        Gotta agree with this bit tbh, Cinemaphile is one big echo chamber about hating stuff because other anons do. Its obviously one big attempt to fit in somewhere since the losers here never fit in at school.
        Also Acolyte is good so far, great action and fight scenes, dialogues a bit wonky but its not as bad as "I hate sand"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony Black person troony Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than how Ricky used to beat Lucy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      solid, thick, simple, 8/10 bait
      well done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 episode was enough for me, too much moronic shit happened already. Don't care about the era, tired of jedi wank, almost all zoomers who can't act. Why bother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time is money, so unless Disney is going to pay me I guess I'm just not going to watch it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made my own opinion a long time ago. Disney no longer gets the benefit of the doubt, it is guilty until proven not shit. But considering all the evidence we have, this show is going to be AIDS. Fitting for pride month.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've let go of Star Wars a long time ago and am much happier for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just waste your time on every piece of trash you come across bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >watch 5 minutes of show
        >it's bad
        >stop watching
        or
        >dive through other people's opinion
        >waster 5 minutes that way
        >have to guess your own opinion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0.0000003 mousebucks have been deposited in your Disney account

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will literally never give Disney a penny of my money or a moment of my attention ever again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're giving it attention right now, shitbrains

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how hard I pronounce the "f" in "frick no" when someone tells me to watch Star Wars.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A israelite at IGN gives it a 6? Holy shit this thing is a turd.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher Walken is looking real good here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Skywalken

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Never stop posting this, people need to be reminded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did it say?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made it about 12 minutes into the first episode before turning it off forever, which to be fair is 3 minutes longer than I managed for Ahsoka

    More bland-awful boring girlboss Disney+ slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible pick up line.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was the score for mandolorian that shit was unwatchable

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 lesbians
    >someone wearing a bucket
    >giant double nigette
    >2 dogs
    what is the target demographic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IGN reviewers, sadly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the target demographic

      the producers ideological equals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the target demographic
      its 2024 chud, the demographic molds to the show not the other way around

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old-school Jedi
    Huh?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte must be really bad if even IGN doesn't like it
    I'll wait until RLM does a review of it before I have an opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >RLM
      >reviewing anything that isn't a straight to VOD ultra low budget horror movie made for morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gaygits liked obi1 show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this tweet real? Why does Jay hate Mel?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mel Gibson once approached Jay coming out of a gay bar in Milwaukee. He called him a gay and offered to give Jay 300 dollars in cash to choke Mel in the nearby alley. Mel told him he already had a camera set up, including a monitor. He said "remember that scene in Maverick where I almost get hanged on a tree? Make me feel like that: pink as a watermelon and hard as a rock".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does Jay hate Mel?

          Because defending him would expose him to criticism. Being gutless and pretending you're offended by all the things that the establishment says you should be offended by is easy. RLM is amusing sometimes; but I've never seen them take any stance the least bit controversial and if they get even near to being edgy they walk it back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that video
            Pure kino

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I gained a lot of respect for RDJ after I saw it. Mel too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These same people love Wife beater Josh Brolin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think he's a sack of shit in real life
        Why didn't he think that about his friend Max Landis? Or his friend Justin Roiland?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All signs point to it being horrible. Surprised Pikachu face. It's shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit it must be awful if IGN gives it a 6, that's actually a 3
    also no white male = no watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PotatoBlack person Wars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also no white male = no watch

      I would accept any macho cool guy. There are no macho male actors anymore, not even a Wesley Snipes like figure. The male actors, but especially the black actors today have this real wimpy wussy and homosexual air to them. I can't buy that they're serious elite guys about to frick shit up. Nu-Captain America looks like he's unsure of himself at all times for instance.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought acolyte was the rey movie?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goldman
    Shocked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he gave it a scathing review by IGN standards so not sure what your point is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are based?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. It’s a double cross somehow. It always is.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the Black Female Witches created the Female Twins with the Force? and who is the Sith in this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 100 years before TPM, there shouldn't even be any Sith otherwise the Jedi being moronic about them returning in the prequels makes no sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        technically they could appear but only in a way where no evidence gets back to the jedi at large they were still around

        I hadn't watched the Solo movie until recently, and then like a month ago or so I finally decided to watch it, my expectations were pretty low, and I promised myself from the very beginning that in my head it would never be the Star Wars canon, no matter what, and then I tried to watch it without thinking about Harrison Ford's Han Solo and everything else OT related, I was calm when I saw Chewie, as if he wasn't that Chewie from the OT, and I actually kinda enjoyed watching it this way. It was a light fantasy movie with some action, some space travel, nothing overly serious, and it was unironically closer to the OT in spirit than all the SW movies that came out after RotJ.

        Solo isn't that bad and was a victim of sequel fatigue more than anything, kinda unfair that was the film to be viewed as a flop compared to even just 9

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt the people behind this show care about Star Wars enough to make sure they don't make major lore discrepancies. It looks like "it's MY turn to play with Star Wars" more than anything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people are alright with Acyole retconning TPM because they think Mundi is a unreliable narrator because he was a shit person, as depicted in a cartoon. And yes, people eat up that shit logic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There were some deep cuts in there that surprised me so someone knows the lore. However if they are going to tie into the sequels then that automatically ruins the lore

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP!!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IGN
    >Goldman
    >nu-Wars review
    >only 6
    So its absolute trash then

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars ended in 1983.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the prequels my duderino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I didn't, Darth Cuckerus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars ended in 1983.
      In 1977. TESB and ROTJ were unnecessary flicks that killed the franchise with that shitty plot twist about Luke and Leia being Darth Vader's children.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can respect this opinion more than a prequelgay's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. The original Star Wars is a perfect movie. Every additional one made it worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Merchandise Made Billions! Nice try Disney, but no one bought your nu-wars merchandise!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this homie makes the most trite shit, how on earth does he get work?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how on earth does he get work?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this a real scene from TROS?
          Did they have any direction to that particular spot where she's holding the blade?
          How old was this blade? Is this planet volcanically active at all? How long could those mountains be expected to stay the same?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >those mountains
            That's the best part anon, those aren't mountains. Those are the remains of the second death star that are sitting, mostly submerged, in water.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think I would have committed seppuku in the middle of my movie theater if I had watched this trash. Thank you, anon.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    15 minutes! Who's hyped?!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not watching it. Disney has shown time and time again they cannot do Star Wars. they can keep this girl power wuxia.

    Star Wars is a dead franchise. you might have the rare sign false sign of life but it's exactly that false.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most friendly of shill website
    >gives it a 6

    its over sisters....

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many of these star wars shows do reddit nerds need?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the Black Female was born like Anikan? so Anikan is not longer special?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anikan
      I'm gonna call him this from now on thanks

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Acolyte must be really bad if even IGN doesn't like it
    Nah, it's exactly the opposite. Everything nu-IGN gives 10 is shit, everything it gives 5 or less is kino, so 6 is not so bad

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, I thought this would be the one to finally turn things around. I'm so shocked.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
    Mando S1-2 and Ahsoka are good tho, thanks to Favreau and Filoni, who are the only people in Lucasfilm right now who try to preserve George's legacy. Andor was OK. Some moments from the Kenobi show were cool, especially the final duel, which felt almost as intense and dramatic as ROTS one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka is terrible. There is enough story for maybe a two hour film but instead they turn it into a multi episode series where nothing happens and everything is building up to some future event.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ahsoka is terrible.
        It's a good sequel to Rebels. Plus we finally saw Thrawn in live action.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we finally saw Thrawn in live action.
          I wish that were not the case. It is like the people who make television forgot how to write a competent male character.
          His whole arc in the show was don't worry i know we are losing but losing is part of the plan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >His whole arc in the show was don't worry i know we are losing but losing is part of the plan
            That's exactly what he was like in Zahn's EU trilogy, and even more so in his new canon books.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit if you see Thrawn in live action if he’s just a shadow of his self in the books? He’s not some imposing military genius, he’s moustache twirling blowfeld missing a fricking cat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Some moments from the Kenobi show were cool, especially the final duel, which felt almost as intense and dramatic as ROTS one.
      no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Some moments from the Kenobi show were cool, especially the final duel, which felt almost as intense and dramatic as ROTS one

      Motherfricker, if you think Vader and ObiWan dueling each other at all is a good idea, you are moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mando s2 and Ahsoka are good tho
      You've said enough, thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andor (pacing issues aside) and Mando S1 are good, The Bad Batch also has 2 insanely good episodes surrounded by a sea of utter mediocrity. Ahsoka is shit and so is most of Mando. Kenobi was so awful you probabl don't even realize the extent of the awfulness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mando S1-2 and Ahsoka are good tho
      Mando S1 was good, S2 fricked up by injecting too much fanservice
      Ashoka has like 2 passable episodes and the same problem as Mando
      >Andor was OK
      Andor was the best show by far because it felt like an actual TV show doing its own thing instead of throwing references and old characters everywhere, it tries to be a cohesive thing at least.
      >Kenobi
      Utter garbage. No explanation needed. Huge waste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kenobi
        I'm still amazed at how they fricked up what should have been a slam dunk.
        Fans were begging for a Kenobi show starring McGregor for a decade. All they had to do was have Kenobi, still undercover, get caught up in some adventure in whatever bumfrick town he's hiding out in, and it might have been able to reverse nu-wars' fortunes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          filioni and his simp Deborah Chow prevented a adaptation of the John Jackson Miller novel. If they just dropped their ego and threw a bone at fans, the Kenobi series would've tricked people like Mandalorian, buying more time for kk.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Fans were begging for a Kenobi show
            Fans were begging for a Kenobi movie, not for a show, and they wanted something similar in tone to JJ Miller's Kenobi novel. Disney promised us to make a movie, Obi-Wan: A Star Wars Story, following Rogue One and Solo. Then they decided to make a trilogy of Kenobi movies. Then they abandoned the plans for the movies, and settled on making a TV show instead.

            i read a synopsis of that book and frankly it may have been for the best, it was a rather weak story that doesn't quite fit the old hermit ben style of things. also clashes with revenge of the sith, like the opening of the book is ben stopping for a drink before he's even finished delivering luke, and he gets into a fight right then and there. this is what i hate about disney wars, there's never a simple "A to B" storyline, something has to happen in the time between

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fans were begging for a Kenobi show
          Fans were begging for a Kenobi movie, not for a show, and they wanted something similar in tone to JJ Miller's Kenobi novel. Disney promised us to make a movie, Obi-Wan: A Star Wars Story, following Rogue One and Solo. Then they decided to make a trilogy of Kenobi movies. Then they abandoned the plans for the movies, and settled on making a TV show instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Solo bombing like crazy probably altered their plans. That was the real sign it was over, a Han Solo movie bombing like that was unimaginable prior to TLJ.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >altered their plans
              Disney, Disney never changes.
              >TLJ and Solo happen
              >Bob Iger declares Star Wars fatigue
              >Boba Fett and Obi Wan movies cancelled
              >Plot points and ideas get recycled, even some of the Obi Wan stuff ends up in Fallen Order video game
              >Sequel trilogy ends
              >Mandalorian
              >Fans see it as a palate cleanser and fun
              >Show was a trojan horse designed to set up new spin offs
              >Even overseen by Jon Favreau who did Iron Man
              >Show goes to shit with cameos, set ups and Filonism
              >All the old movie ideas get recycled for Disney+ shows
              >(Iger also declared Marvel fatigue too)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hadn't watched the Solo movie until recently, and then like a month ago or so I finally decided to watch it, my expectations were pretty low, and I promised myself from the very beginning that in my head it would never be the Star Wars canon, no matter what, and then I tried to watch it without thinking about Harrison Ford's Han Solo and everything else OT related, I was calm when I saw Chewie, as if he wasn't that Chewie from the OT, and I actually kinda enjoyed watching it this way. It was a light fantasy movie with some action, some space travel, nothing overly serious, and it was unironically closer to the OT in spirit than all the SW movies that came out after RotJ.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The droid was annoying and the movie was insanely dark and hard to see at times and also the "that's how Han got this thing" were all bad but aside from that it was just an okay movie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only real weak/cringe part of the solo movie is the stupid robot, shit like the name and gun scenes are totally unnecessary and stupid but still serve their purpose

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so they fricked up their slam dunk even harder than I thought.

            Solo bombing like crazy probably altered their plans. That was the real sign it was over, a Han Solo movie bombing like that was unimaginable prior to TLJ.

            >a Han Solo movie bombing like that was unimaginable
            I never thought of it because I had already given up on nu-wars but you're 100% right. Han Solo was probably the coolest character in the franchise with the backstory that lent itself the best to a badass space adventure movie, and it just bombed.
            I finally watched it years after the fact on Netflix and it was just forgettable. Didn't feel in the slightest like Han Solo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tcw retconning dathomir early was the the earliest hint of them changing Solo's character for the worst.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine a kenobi kino where he just spends all his time talking with qui gon's ghost, reliving past adventures, before episode 1, and they didn't use any CGI de-aging at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is strange how you bomb on a Kenobi show where literally you have to do is give fanservice. The training scene flashback with McGregor and Hayden was the best part of the show. And instead of doing more of that the writers said "Lol let's have Kenobi just run away with a quirky little girl!".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having a white male character be interesting or capable is NOT OK.
          How else are we going to make the black women characters stand out and be awesome?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mando Season 2 after the first episode is just “look for our new show with this new mysterious character!” It’s utter trash. Mando season 1 was interesting, but it never went far enough to explain the hardships Baby Yoda had to endure for almost 100 years as a fricking infant held captive by fricking gangsters and slave traders and marauders, and how Mando had to teach him the difference between killing for sport and killing for survival.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka was trash. The only good thing about it was Ray Stevenson (RIP)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, even mandalorian is gay shit. that Black person gets his ass kicked literally every episode and he always needs to be bailed out. the show ought to be called Mando and friends due to how much he sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mando S1-2 and Ahsoka are good tho, thanks to Favreau and Filoni
      and there it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exquisite bait

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbians in Star Wars are already Canon i dont have problem with Lesbians but i want Hot Lesbians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best i can do is fat bull dykes and attractive gay men

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There hasn't been a single gay male character in Disney Star Wars, attractive or otherwise.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not all the episodes are out, I hate modern media so much. Its like rating sopranos 5 after watching only 3 episodes. This is starwars a dogshit franchise anyway 6 is good.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -Matrix style martial arts
    -REALLY bad dialogue (Lucas would be proud)
    -More shitty Nu-wars alien design
    -Patriarchy not invited to the party as sad as it is
    +More StarSlop for losers to pretend is good, like the prequels
    This shit is awful, and I couldn’t even get passed the first fight.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACK-olyte

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, that's probably still fresh according to RT.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Antiwhyte

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well? Are you gonna make webms? I am not downloading this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I fell asleep.
      It’s just brown people monologuing at each other there’s nothing to make we js about anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick the episode 1 ending was so stilted and abrupt was that supposed to be intimidating?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it will be too cringe to look at

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds just got utterly BTFO. They said it was going to be a disaster. 6/10 is above average

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A 6/10 from IGN is the equivalent to a 2/10 for them.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it's a really a -4/10 if you subtract the Disney™ and female bumps.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First white Jedi male appears with the worst fricking hair line on the planet. Dude looked like he managed a GameStop.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even 5 minutes into the show we have two scenes

    >you! what are you doing here?
    carie anne moss doesn't recognize the enemy until she lowers her mask

    then
    >she gives carie the trudeau special: "a jedi doesn't use their saber unless they are prepared to kill"
    >carie lowers her saber
    >immediately gets a knife to the throat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh hi sith I didn't know it was you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute
      does she show her perfect mutt tities in this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mulatta*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she cute
        barf emoji

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The flopped High Republic multi media project already killed it years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The flopped High Republic multi media project
      Flopped? It has some of the best SW books of all time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't do well compared to Shadows of the Empire or other E.U books.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The check bounced

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Dark Vader was born thanks to Space Lesbians?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent I'd give it a 7 or 8

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will they even damage control this one? No one will even watch it.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Sheev not born yet? will Disney make Sheev and Darth Plagueis into Gay Lovers?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IGN gave true detective s4 a 9/10. It was a 1/10. Rating scale inflated +8

    Therefore this show is a 6-8=-2/10

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First 2 minutes and I'm already cringing

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars just needs to be cool and look expensive to make cash. It's not that hard. Why do they struggle with it, are they this talentless?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most successful star wars movie was the first one, and it was not expensive looking. People will show up to this series if it just looks vaguely passable. The truth is to make a genuine flop out of star wars is either deliberately sabotage or genuine incompetence on an unprecedented scale. So much so its indistinguishable from outright malice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the Squadrons campaign for the first time recently and the only white male in the whole cast was me. The rest were either dykes, a gay Asian man and a guy whose helmet is fused to his head so who knows what he is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is Keo gonna be offended if I refuse to use that pronoun?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These people need to die frfr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the confusion this would cause during a battle

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have a universe with millions of weird ass aliens with some weird ass biology
          >make your token doohickey a normal ass human

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have no interest in watching this show but i’m gonna read and participate in every thread about it. tv/ threads discussing star wars are more entertaining than the actual shit disney puts out.

    [...]

    legend

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really good

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These recent Star Wars shows all look like a bunch of cosplayers reenacting some fanfics. Only Andor looked like it had any money behind it. They're all cheap as frick, unironically a bunch of youtubers and cosplayers could do a better job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only Andor looked like it had any money behind it
      I don't get how people keep saying this. All of Andor looks like it's on Earth, not a galaxy far far away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's well shot, great cinematography. They're not overusing Volume, many scenes are shot on locations. It's just a very nice looking show despite not having anything exotic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would prefer more exotic settings in my space fantasy escapist series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Andor is a filter for those didn't play/watch swtor agent, Dark Forces, I, Jedi, or Annihilation novel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All those mog Andor

          The OT had a desert planet, an ice planet, a forest planet and a mining city on a cloud planet. If it weren't for Bespin there's no argument there

          >OT planets
          Yeah and all those are still cooler than the Scottish highlands and fricking brick world lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The OT had a desert planet, an ice planet, a forest planet and a mining city on a cloud planet. If it weren't for Bespin there's no argument there

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about all that US politics shit, but the cinematography is absolutely atrocious and the acting is terrible

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching. If they already ruined the previous Star Wars spinoffs, why would I think this one will change the formula?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars starts and ends with Lucas. Episodes I to VI are all that there is and is ever going to be (frick the expanded universe).

    The success of any given Disney Wars piece of media is basically subordinated to how much of Lucas vision a given show runner understands and is capable to replicate. Like, for a Disney Wars product the Mandalorian season 1 was fairly good. Filoni and Favreau went with similar thematic elements, abided by the same archetypes and narrative structures, referenced similar cinematic sources, used the wedding tier transitions, kept the tone, etc... as a result the show felt closer to SW than any other piece of Disney media. It´s still not the real thing but it was watchable.

    Once the show was hijacked and it became just another piece of the MCU like thing Disney is making the show went to shit. It´s just that simple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars starts and ends with Lucas. Episodes I to VI are all that there is and is ever going to be (frick the expanded universe).
      What about the Clone Wars? Son of Dathomir? Dark Disciple? And as I recall, the Rogue One/Andor S1 story was basically a retelling of some of George's ideas for the Underworld TV series which he was planing to make before he sold it all to Disney.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ideas are one thing, actual scripts and movies are another. We will never know if George could have pulled out Rogue One or Andor.

        George said his favorite Disney wars was Obi-Wan series

        I´m going to need proof.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We will never know if George could have pulled out Rogue One or Andor.
          everything george did is automatically above even the best disney wars product, so yes he could have if he wanted to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George said his favorite Disney wars was Obi-Wan series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he didn't lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he did lmao
          http://screenrant.com/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-george-lucas-reaction/
          >Pablo Hidalgo, a Lucasfilm executive, said George Lucas fully supported the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV show and considers it one of his favorite things from Star Wars.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pablo said
            PABLO said
            not a direct quote from george, therefore it's bullshit
            you can find george's direct thoughts on the force awakens because he was very public about what a piece of shit it was. he gave rogue one a thumbs up, visited the set and chilled with gareth, even put his two cents on some designs. he supposedly said last jedi was beautifully made, too, despite it being from a third party source as well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pablo is friends with Dave, and Dave is like George's padawan, they call each other all the time, meet up, go to visit each other, and so on. So it's not just Pablo's assumption about what George thinks of the Kenobi show, it's what George told Dave and Dave told Pablo.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a few years ago i would have absolutely believed that, but pablo has had his own agendas for years regarding star wars, that sack of shit is directly responsible for this garbage show now, the high republic was his multimedia project.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure George never commented anything about any of the Disney wars. He truly let it go, he found peace. George is the true and only jedi.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see nothing but minorities and women, I avoid. Simple as.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That poster is just begging for a swastika edit with those lightsabers.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow Disney Wars keeps getting worse

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh evil twin
    most of the other stuff was meh to fine but of all the moronic trope to go with, they picked that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 things with the evil twin trope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude it’s so stupid we knew to make fun of it in elementary school

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I agree it's a trope I just can't think of anything that actually uses it

          inspector gadget
          flavor it's yours (god what an awful series)
          lots of comics especially if we include evil clone as part of the trope
          blood+
          arrested development kinda, not quite a perfect fit though
          charmed
          Star trek several times depending on how we view the mirror universe
          borderlands
          ME3 again depending on cloning

          Ok fair. Haven't seen most of those but I'll take your word

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inspector gadget
        flavor it's yours (god what an awful series)
        lots of comics especially if we include evil clone as part of the trope
        blood+
        arrested development kinda, not quite a perfect fit though
        charmed
        Star trek several times depending on how we view the mirror universe
        borderlands
        ME3 again depending on cloning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hugo in Treehouse of Horror
        >Metal Gear Solid
        >Raditz in Dragon Ball Z
        >Deadite Ash in Army of Darkness
        >Bizarro Superman
        >Twins
        >Pet Semetary
        >Silent Night, Deadly Night
        >Sub Zero and Noob in Mortal Kombat
        >Fist of the North Star
        >Tom Hardy in that one british gangster movie where he played the twins
        >Shadow and Sonic
        Need I go on?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pet semetary
          I think you mean The Dark Half, bless you anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fist of the North Star
          I remember Kenshiro having a lot of evil relatives but no twins. I know Lin has a twin but she wasn't evil.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Link from Legend of Zelda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally banned from mystery stories.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz kang fu jedis n sheeeeit

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only two white guys in the entire 1st episode are criminal goons who selfishly strand the black girl after she helps save them
    There's no agenda in this dyke's fanfic at all. Can't wait until the black lesbos give birth to twins in episode 3 through vegana and black girl magic

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where? I only found four

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The wookiee is literally played by an aryan ubermensch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >finnish
          >aryan ubermensch

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up shitskin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early Life SAYS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 of these are the same Black person you moron

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Andor is the only good thing they’ve made and that’s entirely on the clout and ability of Tony Gilroy to not be fricked with by these incompetent wienersucking morons. Only thing I’m looking forward to from this dogshit company.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Andor is the only good thing they’ve made
      >Andor
      >good
      Have you ever thought about stopping being a coprophile?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever thought about not being such a pretentious homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that’s entirely on the clout and ability of Tony Gilroy to not be fricked with by these incompetent wienersucking morons
      they literally admitted to forgetting about andor being in production lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luckiest mistake they’ll ever make

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andor is bland and boring as shit not even normies were able to tolerate it.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >When I heard it in the other thread I thought anons were memeing me
    I felt this way about the She-Hulk finale. I literally told the person describing it that they sounded moronic and only a moron would fall for such obvious bait.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finished it.
    It's shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the worst thing about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plot.
        Every time they sell you a mystery, they reveal what it is in the next scene. The only real mystery is the "master", but you know it's a fricking sith and that they are going to wait until the very end to explain who he is (maybe they won't even do it, kek).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they reveal what it is in the next scene
          it's written by tiktok tumblr morons. If they don't reveal a mystery in 2 minutes they forgot it even existed. This shit is disposable trash.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this. the CW approach to showrunning.
            if a loose end isn't tied up that same episode there's a good chance it'll be forgotten about entirely by the next season.

            look at fricking wheel of time's S1 finale and how they kicked off S2 by pretending that some of the most egregious departures from the book just flat out didn't happen

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >look at fricking wheel of time's S1 finale and how they kicked off S2 by pretending that some of the most egregious departures from the book just flat out didn't happen
              i prefer to pretend the show itself didn't happen and the only WoT media worth absorbing outside the books is the fps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i was keen to ignore the show too but if they are going to retcon a finale in the following premiere that's just too juicy to ignore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but i mean did you actually force yourself to sit through the show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that abomination hybrid of zabrak and race from star trek?
      disney cant design aliens to save their life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DIOS MIO LA AMERICANA DE LAS ESTRELLAS GUERRAS

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Black person fire produced through 'black' magic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do people suddenly get autistic about realistic physics in star wars? You know that sound doesn't exist in space and you can't bank a fighter like a WWII aircraft in a zero g environment right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I don't understand that versus the justified autism about the hyperspace debacle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        explosions and immelmann turns are protected under the rule of cool. a fire just chilling out in an open vacuum does not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > fire in space explanation
        a woman wrote this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know that sound doesn't exist in space
        but it does inside the wienerpit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven’t we had plenty of fires in space in Star Wars? I swear R2 has fixed several

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't watched any Star Wars since I was a kid but I remember R2 having some sort of arc welder built-in that he could operate in space. Arcs welders of course need air but I think he could probably have some onboard for that purpose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that this man is like 50 years old and his full time job is to whinge about capeslop and starslop in a room full of childrens toys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would it not burn if theres oxygen leaking from the pipe along with a flammable gas?

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People still giving this trash IP the time of day in current year

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, i watch it for she

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice try chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice try chud
      here's your "positive" reviews

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or most likely disney didn't pay up the right amount.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the first episode

    >Jodie Turner Smith killed off in the first 5 minutes
    >fire in space
    >MC has two moms
    >jedi have the most moronic looking outfits ever
    >came to watch this show for Dafne, who's in a fricking awful alien design
    >squid game MC's english feels really rough
    >only one white male in the entire episode and it was some violent criminal the MC rescued who stole her escape pod

    I was gonna try to be optimistic about this but damn, it feels bad, even if you disregard the woke shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jodie Turner Smith killed off in the first 5 minutes
      carrie anne moss, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it true they showed a selkath from KOTOR?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes there is a selkath
        no kotor is not canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, must be truly atrocious if even you guys are calling it off.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6
    >'okay'
    What. Below is the proper scale.

    >5 - okay
    >6 - good
    >7 - very good
    >8 - great
    >9 - fantastic
    >10 - flawless masterpiece

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Asian man gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering who made the show, yes by default all men on screen in the acolyte are gay
      apparently ching chong learned english just so he could get the role and then proceeded to study liam neeson's qui-gon as a more direct influence. kind of based. don't give a frick about squid game.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There hasn't been a good Star Wars movie since the original trilogy

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mixed results
    Yep. It seems to be a stillborn attempt to use SW as a platform for le diversity is our strength propaganda

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/10
    Too much water.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it pains me this show is getting the attention Andor should have got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe i'll pay attention when they stop releasing fricking prequels. what the frick is it with this franchise and literally half of its content being prequel shit? advance the story you fricks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >advance the story you fricks
        well theyve tried that already and it didnt work out so good.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Dafne Keen

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because you usually are the problem. Its boring and depressing coming here and seeing newbies shit on anything remotely popular, like the hipster c**ts they are. None of you have watched the show and are acting like its bad without any opinion you formed, just what the collective allow you to think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but you've got me there, I barely know what this show is about and Cinemaphile has me convinced it's trash.
      Given only the information I have, this show could theoretically be appealing to me, but I don't like Star Wars anymore and literally all I hear about this show is from Cinemaphile, who hate it, so I hate it too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I watched it, and it is abominable fricking trash. Get fricked.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post a youtube video for me to copy the opinions of

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch until I see the first black woman.
    How long will I last?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll make it to the end of the series, all of the women are """""black""""" Americans.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if the leaks are true that means Indara, Sol, Torbin were pretty based in the past
    >Hunted down and killed the Black lesbian witches for their perversions

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of It! It's all Cancer Ass Aids!

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does society even continue to function when half the population is gay?

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"High" Republic
    >Jedi order is the most pozzed it could possibly be
    On top of having abominable aesthetics and writing, the excess of homosexualry is the cream on the shit sundae.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does Glup Shitto from the Clone Wars animated series make an appearance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in every scene!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to make her shitter glup if you catch my drift

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her makeup is so bad, it's kids party tier. She starts to sweat halfway the episode and the thing is clearly melting on her face. Also why have a hot women in your show if you cover her like a fricking nun.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did Cinima Robert think of it?

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It turns out HK doesn't know shit about killing Jedi. The true master assassin technique is to walk right up to them and ask them to attack you. When that fails, you ask them to kill themselves for you!

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Predict the viewership numbers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The benefit of having a streaming service is you can lie about your numbers and just hope the shareholders believe you.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay
    >thrill to watch

    Which is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. It's dogshit.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thrill to watch
    So story, actors and dialoges are shit but action scenes and athmosphere aka camera/lightning is good? So it is subnomicore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      action is okay, no real use of lightsabers yet, more of a focus on wuxia
      dialogue ranges from barely acceptable to atrocious
      i'd say most of the acting is fine, it's really the lead negress that sucks the most and unfortunately she occupies a lot of screen time
      camera/lighting is neither here nor there, it's serviceable but nothing mind-boggling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have to disagree on some points
        >action is okay, no real use of lightsabers yet, more of a focus on wuxia
        Yeah, but most actors can't fight for shit. Trinity is too old, the younger ones clearly barely trained. Squid Game and Dafne have more training but those dumb clothes and props clearly affect their performances
        >i'd say most of the acting is fine
        Again, Squid Guy and X-23 got the better acting in these two first episodes, the rest of the cast is clearly incompetent. Lead brownfu is cute but can't act for shit, but I have to give to the whole cast that is impossible to make something out of this terrible script
        >dialogue ranges from barely acceptable to atrocious
        >camera/lighting is neither here nor there
        100% this. The dialogue sometimes is pretty fricking weird, and the delivery too but you can't make those lines work. I don't know what happened here, if they used some AI or translated from another language because shit is awkward af

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lead brownfu is cute but can't act for shit
          Which is especially bad because she needs to pull of two completely different characters for the show to work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Again, Squid Guy and X-23 got the better acting in these two first episodes, the rest of the cast is clearly incompetent.
          the gay blackie is fine imo, and he's the only one in the cast i feel that actually wants to be in a star wars production and has more energy in the role, i just hate his haircut. the rest i consider extras and not really worth commenting on.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is star wars finaly officialy dead?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon. Next episode is the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are just raping the corpse.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about Shart prostitutes: A-cuck-israelite.
    I will not acknowledge this filth's existence outside of this comment of mine right now.
    I won't even pirate it. Ever.

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