>The American military-industrial complex is... le good actually, and if you don't like it you're a pussy
Is this the Matt &Trey work that aged the worst?
>The American military-industrial complex is...
>The American military-industrial complex is... le good actually, and if you don't like it you're a pussy
Is this the Matt &Trey work that aged the worst?
based speech still making pussy homosexuals seethe
It was just trolling their Hollywood peers. Nowadays Hollywood is all for America policing the world.
Freedom costs a buck oh fiiiiiiiiive
Are you kidding? That movie is fricking amazing to this day.
the military is unironically based though
getting tired of arguing this fricking obvious point but here it goes AGAIN
specifically regarding middle eastern interventionism, literally anything that serves to delay or limit the development of nuclear weapons in that reigion, and yes that includes playing babysitter, is 1000000% worthwhile
its wild I even have to spell this out. If a country over there gets a bunch of nukes, and one of the many suicidal insurgent groups happens to take over one of those nuclear facilities, what the frick do you think will happen?
how the frick is this not an immediate counter any sort of anti interventionist line of thought? its the easiest fricking argument to win in the world
hey guys maybe that area full of suicidal martyrs who if they had to a button to detonate the entire planet would do it in less than a second, maybe we should keep that area in check
America created the suicidal insurgent groups moron
>lmao america’s government is fricking dumb
>BUT ALSO THEY ORCHESTRATED ALL THESE INTRICATE OPERATIONS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD THAT CAUSED EVERY BAD THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
I didn't say they did it deliberately, they fricked around in the region and pissed everybody off
>lmao they didn’t do it deliberately because they dumb
>BUT STILL THEY DID EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD, THE POOR BROWN PEOPLE DINDU NUFFIN
The alphabet agencies who run america are literally evil, they worship Satan. Name one thing they have done that has made the world better?
>lmao they dumb they can’t fight blablablah
>t-they are le EVIL tho! And they orchestrate every bad thing that has ever happened throughout the entire world!
>because they are like EVIL and satanists and stuff
the alphabets are more concerned about moms not wanting their children being exposed to troonyism in elementary school than they are actual crimes. one example the FBI knew those gymnast girls were being diddled and did frick all nothing about it but parents protesting pornographic books, better be on top of that.
any organization that has priorities like is fundamentally evil
okay
it's true and it gets even worse because those agents won't face any criminal charges. just the American tax payers footing the bill when the victims win their civil suit against the FBI.
https://apnews.com/article/simone-biles-sports-larry-nassar-5aee7d6f66009dcae571249481a3558f
they FBI counterterrorism task force was looking into concerned mothers at school board meetings.
https://twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1524531031851909120
that is fundamentally fricked up mindset by our alphabet agencies. maybe they were just following orders but so were the Nazis.
Now suck my wiener
You type like a spastic
You think like a spastic, that’s the point
>conjures a strawman about the US government being dump out of thin air and proceeds to sperg about it in all caps repeatedly
You're a walking argument for euthanizing the mentally deficient.
there's nothing intricate about giving a bunch of literal sister rapists weapons and ammunition to help destabalise countries in the region
>they gave them weapons!!!
>and also intricately trained them! Because everything bad that ever happened is because of the US Government that are also stupid poopy heads :p
No he means the terrorists from the Middle East are the direst result of them meddling in that region which is true. When the USSR was in Afghanistan the US supported all these far-right religious extremist groups simply because they also didn't like the USSR. Iran being ruled by an extreme theocracy is because of the US and UK ousting their elected leader and installing a puppet dictator who's very secular ideals being implemented to quickly caused the people to become religious extremists to combat it. You could say the US government was being really dumb in their arrogance.
>blah blah blah they were le dumb but also LE ORCHESTRATED EVERY BAD THING IN THE WORLD
I get it. Just go shit up another thread, nobody cares gay
I never said they orchestrated the rise of these people. Why the frick would they create groups that would make their job of trying to meddle in Middle Eastern affairs harder? It was their stupid actions which allowed the rise of those people.
> INTRICATE
It's really not. Find a group of religious zealots and give them more guns than your average southern household.
This. They just psyop the entire world into doing bad things while being really dumb, because we’re so much smarter we can see this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Assassins
woah bros, how did America go back in time 700 years before it was founded to create suicidal insurgent groups in the middle east?
>woah bros, how did America go back in time 700 years before it was founded to create suicidal insurgent groups in the middle east?
>The Assassin order is the exact same as modern fundamentalist terrorists.
Even ignoring the obvious stupidity of that line of "thinking". You can literally draw a line from the CIA to the likes of the Taliban way, WAY more than you can the fricking Hassan.
>The Assassin order is the exact same as modern fundamentalist terrorists.
How are they different? They killed hundreds of people to advance their shitty religion.
>They killed hundreds of people to advance their shitty religion.
By that logic literally everything was exactly like the Taliban.
Because the taliban are goatfricking pedophiles
I mean, that as well.
Guess the Crusaders were a modern terrorist group as well
who the frick are you quoting? who said the order of assassins were "modern"?
america didnt invent islam.
>Genuine mouth breather
Who funded the "suicidal insurgent groups"?? Who trained them? Hmmmmm
that's pretty gay
Cinemaphile is for people who are over 18 anon.
They'll never see it that way, anon. For some reason libtards think America has carte blanche and doesn't have to take geopolitical checks into account. They pretty much think of the USA as a bad guy version of Superman.
America (really its cracker leadership) has gone out of its way to prevent nationalization of global enterprise to be the middle man of the earth. Gotta love an empire I guess
Isn't this also an argument for invading and disarming the USA?
>regarding middle eastern interventionism, literally anything that serves to delay or limit the development of nuclear weapons in that reigion, and yes that includes playing babysitter, is 1000000% worthwhile
Fricking moron, Iraq and other shitholes just proves the point that you need nuclear weapons to avoid invasion. You know Shitkraine inherited thousands of nukes from the breakup of the Soviet Union but gave them all up because America guaranteed their security lmao.
>literally anything that serves to delay or limit the development of nuclear weapons in that reigion
Why does Israel get to have nukes, then?
I'm pretty sure they were making the point that too much in either direction was a bad thing (eg, we can't just be isolationist and let the world go to shit, but we should pick our targets more carefully)
It's just that the war on terror, and the Iraq invasion in particular, was such a frick up it muddles the message
It also was saying that the people making these necessary decisions are utterly incompetent. Hence the opening scene where they devastate Paris for no reason.
>Aged the worst
When did it come out? 2004? Around that point anybody with a brain should have realized how the Iraq war was going to end.
Honestly, I can at least understand that attitude though I think it's rather overly idealistic considering the state of America. Both then and now.
The movie was made before the iraq war started
Yeah, I know. But it came out in 2004.
They've always been shabbos goyim.
I gotta admit, the fact that they made a whole song about how much they hated the film Pearl Harbor elevated the whole movie. In fact, the songs in general were great.
They are legit skilled when it comes to song and dance numbers, check out matt and treys first film (there's also a commentary version on YouTube)
cool thanx
For me, it’s the trapper song
Musicals are Trey’s first love, he takes that shit seriously
Book of Mormon is his best work and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
The film is great, but I agree it’s completely wrong about America’s foreign interventionism.
The US should’ve been like Ireland or Switzerland, including every war since WW1.
Imagine how much more wealthy we would all be if all of our money didn’t get wasted on military bullshit?? We’d probably be even wealthier than Singapore.
It’s literally a speech a drunk guy tells him, which is a parody of the right wing sheep, sheepdogs and wolves speech, the point of the movie is that hollywood shouldn’t tell you what to think.
Get outta the street you fricking bum
>Including every war since WW
The timeline where America doesn't intervene in WW1 really must be a thing of beauty. Best case scenario every government in Europe collapses. Worst case scenario it's mostly the same but Italy doesn't turn fascist and World War 2 probably ends in a week as a result.
best scene
This movie was way funnier in my language because all the Hollywood actors got their respective dub voice actors.
The american version would have been funnier if Trey and Matt did all the celebrity voices themselves instead of hiring real voice actors for certain celebs. Only Spotswoode, the guy that played Cosmo on Fairly Odd Parents was kino
It’s a lampoon on post 9/11 foreign policy, which was already a consequence of American foreign policy all along.
Establishing hegemony over the world through military might is genuinely the only way to ensure prosperity for your people.
>ITT seething third-worlders
Based and redpilled. Fall in line or be crushed by the U.S.A.
Nobody tell China
>no no no!!! you can’t just use what influence you have to accomplish your global goals!!!
>noooo you’re supposed to be stagnant not even try so you slowly fade into obscurity like all of us western european countries!!!
>w-wait are the russians invading ukraine, OMG HEELLLPP!!!
>germany utterly fails twice to establish military dominance over europe
>tries again with economic and diplomatic pressure instead. immediately wins the front seat in europe
>NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE TANKS AND BOMBS FOR THIS!!!!!!!
>I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.
>He was terrible in that film.
KWAB what a dead ass b***h
>all the youtube comments praising him for helping the “poor rice farmers”
Lmao so the asians needed both american libs and arabs to help them in the war they brag about everyday? Holy shit
Honestly, Saddam wasn't exactly sympathetic but the way he got dicked over by the USA again and again really is something to behold. He ends up being the lesser evil by default.
He ends up being the dead ass homosexual in the end basically. Nobody from these shithole countries every took over the American government, yet America had their leader captured hiding in a hole in a month or so.
It's sad considering he was a fair more meritocratic figure than anybody involved with the USA at the time. There is no justice in the world.
Yet he lost the war against america in a short ass time. Maybe he should have prepared better
>meritocratic
>literally places all his family members in high ranking governmental and military positions, including his utterly maniacal son
I'm reminded of another thread on this very board after the suicide squad released (that was the second one not the first one) with somebody running pathetic damage control that we shouldn't criticize the CIA for doing the sort of shit they did in that movie because their job is so hard and stressful
>some incel neckbeard memorizing Cinemaphile boards
lmao peak virgin, you’ll probably die one too
Pretty based and funny movie, your an moron for beliving it honors the military conplex it's a parody
this movies message is completely right
Bush was in the wrong for invading Iraq.
He 100% should have demolished North Korea instead.
It is now literally impossible to topple that regime without enormous consequences
It's literally a spoof on thunderbirds you moron.
im not american, so i dont have to pay for this, therefore i agree, america being world's sheriff is based, frick arabs and frick commies
it's their worst stance but still a funny movie. the worst overall was Canada On Strike when they criticized the writer's strike for wanting to incorporate royalties for streaming into WGA contracts, implying there's no money in streaming
and they subsequently signed over a billion dollars in streaming deals with HBO Max and Paramount+
and that episode sucks shit to boot, unlike Team America