The Barbie movie is going to be KINO.

The Barbie movie is going to be KINO.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not it's going to be woke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both barbie and ken are white, 90% of the battle has been won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little girls still pay attention to barbie there are cartoons and music videos. This is a perfect opportunity to push woke misandry to pre-teens. Barbie will twerk for the basketball team while ken learns to paint his nails.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not woke enough if you ask me. Why is the black version of Barbie not being represented?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Ryan too old to play Ken?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this was a very weird choice. He isn't unattractive but Ken is supposed to be very conventionally chad like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How old is he supposed to be?
      I always thought of Ken as a 30 something yo

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When di Margot Robbie get a nice butt?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when you snapped out of your zoomer trance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't. It's still flat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an illusion created by 80s gym clothes, the thong over the shorts implies far more than is actually there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literal flat pancakes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna hate watch it (when its gonna be a torrent) and just focus on her million dollar worth aussie ass

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Margot to sit on my face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      insert the missing 'h' and I'm with you bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        degenelate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I want Margot to sith on my face
        ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like butts and buttholes but funnily enough find scat disgusting. Go figure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait until you accidentally lick a tiny amount of poop of a hot girls ass (talking legit 8 out of 10 and above) and you'll come to like it. spoiler, it taste like nothing unless you're eating whole turds which ive never done.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WTF, that’s disgusting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wait until you accidentally lick a tiny amount of poop of a hot girls ass
            Nah, I'm good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >external beauty translates to internal beauty, taste and smell!!!!!!!
            Is this the biggest woohoo belief ever? It's at the level of "There's ligthing storms because Zeus is angry" from 2500 years ago

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hi Mike. I like your threads on /gif/, but let's keep that stuff away from blue boards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Margot is the only woman on this planet that I would genuinely want to watch shit on my face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Margoth?" I think you mean Morgoth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I want Margot to sith on my face
        Am I missing a joke here? Would you like her in Star Wars movies or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a subtle reference to the sith force-choke.
          He would be very appreciative if Margot Robbie were to asphyxiate him with her buttocks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I want Margot to sith on my face
          ?

          wow you're so funny and original

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks Anon I'm glad you liked it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wow you're so passive aggressive and hated by everyone you meet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I hwant Margot to sit on my face.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I whant Margot to sit on my face.

          >I whant Margot to sit on my face.

          got better dubs so you won

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I whant Margot to sit on my face.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I hwant Margot to sit on my face.

          godamnit somebody did it better while I was looking for a picture on google that wasn't a fricking .webp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fricking sick of having to screenshot webps. There's probably a plug in for it but haven't bothered to check.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can use the imagemagick.org package to batch convert webps. But there is another format avif that it does not support yet. I think you can use FFMPEG to convert those.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell who the incels are when they make comments like this or how they want woman to step on their balls or whatever. Their view of sex is only due to the extremist fetishes they see on porn sites.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          breasts or gtfo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have extreme, extreme fetishes, but i still get plenty of girls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You must be pretty sheltered to believe there aren't some people that like their sex a little rougher than others.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hi, want Margot Robbie to sit on my face

        Hi anon, that's great!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        brah…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cease your horniness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >15 replies
        have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, want Margot to sit on my face?
        What did he mean by this?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has he been interviewed at all about the movie?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Barbie movie post-ironic or post-post-ironic?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of wearing a leotard over spandex shorts I don't remember that being a thing in the 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Google 90s aerobic right now you fricking zoomer. 90% of the pics are of women with leotards over spandex. But you were born in like 2009 or some shit, weren't you?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros how do girls smell like?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYYO DAT homie DRINKIN MILK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not drinking milk

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they in Detroit? Barbie and Ken going to Detroit and experiencing blacks would be a great premise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would watch that.
      >Barbie and Ken glance nervously at each other, a look crosses both of their faces that can only be described as the moment cheerful optimism is ruthlessly crushed by weight of reality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking they wouldn't just blast away
        I see your parents never bought you the "Olympic Sharpshooter Ken & Barbie" set when you were a wee lad anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard it's going to be a 90s style fish out of water movie where they're basically thrown into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down

      Reminds me a little bit of the approach that was taken in the making of Josie and the Pussycats 2001 which was ultrakino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down
        but with Black folk being portrayed as the dindu nuffin victims of a cruel society and some racist as the cause of corruption or some similar bullshit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, maybe he's not literally me.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at that white ass

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KINO
    >Great Gerwig & Noah Beaumbach

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ken is not blonde wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde
      he originally was just like a lot of american movie stars/characters but the demographics are different now ~~*white men*~~ all have dark hair now blondes are all villains and Black folk are everywhere; this is refreshing

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They better use the aqua song at least 3 times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's confirmed for not being used at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a cover?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is her ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its inverted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was reduced via CGI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My lap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's right there, inflated bimbo ass porn addict

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sorry, i was just finishing eating it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not on my face unfortunately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vegen diet that Brie Larsen gave her.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch if the clothes on the right were on Goose

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the ass slap

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUENOS DÍAS BARBIE
    *SLAP*
    IMBÉCIL
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how many takes this took haha imagine messing up on purpose just for laughs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look like he is even making contact. If he is then he is hardly making any impact with the spank.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's a movie stunt, obviously he's not making contact you fricking moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why not just do it for real?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because him lightly spanking Margot is really going to cause harm? What a fricking weird choice of words to call that a movie stunt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean by movie stunt? You make it sound like the guy is Tom Cruise. It is not like them actually making proper contact will put either of them at risk of injury/death, nor are they performing something visually/technically impressive. It is just simply acting. What strong reason is there not to actually do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a stuntwoman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That little homosexual only slapped the side of her ass cheek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so this movie gonna be some shallow commentary on sexism or feminism right, like ken's gonna be effeminate and barbies gonna "find herself"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ken will realise he has no balls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor ryan, that slap sent him flying into an autistic rage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this really does not do the shot justice, you need to hear it with sound

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hehe thats cute

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Two tickets to Barbie please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel'd

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No Bibble, not buy.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greta already has her own Barbie doll toy, so she's the perfect director for this.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's should've been animated. Barbie should be perfect.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her ass never fails to make me cum

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To serve a the jumping off point for the Barbie Cinematic Universe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't be worse than the MCU

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basically i will never watch it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for letting us know this very important information

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice ass

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick am I going to study this movie without looking ridicouluousouos in the cinema?
    wtf is wrong with the goose for this movie? I can't make a idiot doll ken into my personality

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