The Barbie movie will mark a turning point in American culture. Its effect will be talked about by historians for centuries to come. Mark my words
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The Barbie movie will mark a turning point in American culture.
I hate Ryan Gosling.
golly look at them, they look like they're having fun
i don't like namegays
I was just want to wear colorful clothes and call things "rad" again like i did back in the 90's
Do it you pussy.
You can. I do. I wear tight bright blue and orange shorts. No one dares to say anything. They can't bring themselves to call me a gay to my face, but I'm sure they say it behind my back.
I like that. I like knowing my presence caused a bit of chaos.
Your mistake is thinking you can't because you're afraid of what others will say. Go for it. You can do what you want. Nobody can stop you.
2007 called, they want their meme back
Then go back, homosexual
Our time is coming, Kenchads. I can feel it.
a look anyone can pull off, I'm sure
I was like what the frick did they actually put the Drive scorpion on the back of his jacket? Nah, it's shopped.
barbie will be the shakespeare of america
His name is Shakes Beard, but its Dredd Pirate Shakes Beard to you.
Finally, a Black Panther for white people that's actually good.
This is an internet forum, you don't need to type mark my words, the entire point of the format is to mark your words on a digital notebook for the world to see.
Have noted your remarks into the record
Objection, overruled, irrelevant hearsay, speculative badgering. The witness is incompetent. Contempt of court. Get this scumbag outta my sight.
I like you, anon. You're alright.
I cant believe Margot got her body looking that good
>looking that good
>hasn't seen the pic of her back from this set or is throwing out bait
Ken and Barbie played by white people? This is an outrage. Where is the diversity? *downvotes you*
There are literally a bunch of barbies and kens of all races, quit being a bigot and get with the times grandpa.
Yes! There are multiple races! Exactly! So why are we doing the white people version?! Don't you think that's been done enough?! *upvotes you*
>why are we doing the white people version?
You don't speak for anyone else, especially me, there is no we and there is no "white version" of the barbie movie, there is only the multiracial version, you senile misguided old bigot.
It's not multiracial if they're all white, sweetie. *downvotes you and tells my discord friends to come mass downvote you even more*
>he immediately thinks of his dear reddit functionality
you have to go back
there's just so much kenergy on Cinemaphile lately...i'm thriving on it
OH N-
No love for his fans. That's always a shame.
>virgins
corny ass insult. Having sex is about as much of an achievement as graduating high school is: You literally just stick around long enough and it happens
Why hasn't it happened to me?
Because you fap
You haven't put in effort or you haven't learned to hire an escort already
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Is this actually real, though? Would be so out of left field considering it's just harmless jokes and people actually finding him cool
it's obviously fake, anon.
>obviously
Hollywood people are talking shit like that all the time
this is an american movie therefore it will be cuckshit calling it now.
What's wrong with being a cuck?
I hope it brings back rollerblading
both are trannies
>The only way to make a change in pop culture is to ape 30 year old trends
Why can't there be anything original anymore?
because original movies don't make money
original movies are unironically only surviving on streaming services
anything released in theaters has to be blockbuster or people will NOT see it, period
and it's safer to make blockbusters with huge IP like fricking Barbie
I'm just here for the shitposting and memes. I don't even watch movies.
Do we get to be dumb and strong aga8n?
Has there been much outrage over this yet or are leftists literally paralysed from shock and rage?