The Batman (2022)

Batman was so useless the Riddler had to turn himself in. Detective my ass

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Batman year 1
    He's still an emo retard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its explicitly not year one, they flat out tell you he's been active for 2 years, how do you get this wrong? it was in the fucking voice over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it feels more like The Long Halloween

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he’s a new batman not superman
    filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Batman year 1
      He's still an emo retard

      holy cope, he was a piece of shit, he was way more competent in the actual Year One and Year Zero comics this is obviously based off of. Half of the time he had to have the clues told to him by someone else--hell, fucking Penguin understood Spanish better than him. Your coping is sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because I'm not wearing combat boots

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    El rata alada
    Riddler had to literally spell out his plan for him in a video. Batman was beyond retarded

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riddler had to turn himself in because it was the twist at the end of the second act of Seven

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE MAAAARRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAA

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capekino

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene was so damn good. Too bad about the rest of the movie.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP doesn't understand that Riddler was always going to turn himself in
    In all honesty, Batman was a good detective in this film for year two.
    He didn't even solve The Long Halloween in the comics and that was year two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't even solve The Long Halloween in the comics and that was year two.
      It is also a fucking awful comic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wahhh batman isn’t a supernaturally good detective who magically finds all the answers

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he know?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cannot argue with that

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was awful. and it was like three hours. why do all of these movies try to be like Lord of the Rings?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knew

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Detective my ass
    True. Batman didn't figure out shit by himself in this movie

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any info on what this Batman had to deal with in Year 1?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, other that he apprehended the Joker.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was mostly dealing with common criminals and maybe the joker up until then. Riddler actually made him do detective shit. The only thing I'll concede is the el rata shit was dumb.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that ruined the movie for me was the whole thing regarding the photos that the Riddler took from his actual room across the Penguin's club of all the big players involved in the large scale corruption.
    Batman and James Gordon could have easily gotten to the Riddler just by comparing the angle of the photos to whatever vantage point the the nearby buildings could provide.
    It is made much worse after the director said on Twitter that you can spot the Riddler at various point of the movie looking directly from his window whenever the Penguin's club was shown.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here it is.
      So basically all Batman and James Gordon had to do was look up across the club and they'd have seen Riddler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rewatch the scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen the movie twice. Batman could have easily stormed the building after the right room. He'd have found the Riddler there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The logical thought is that Riddler merely used the rooftop of any building to the right of the nightclub, which would be pointless to investigate.
      The illogical thought would be, "Let's break into every apartment to the right of the nightclub that is marginally high above the ground."
      I think tracing where a photo was taken by its angle is a bit more difficult than Cinemaphile realizes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think tracing where a photo was taken by its angle is a bit more difficult than Cinemaphile realizes.
        It really fucking isn't.
        Cinemaphile was able to locate the a fucking flag with less.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean an entire group of people on /misc/ with different resources and no limit of experience?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about fucking Batman here.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're talking about a Year Two Batman who canonically doesn't even have a Batcomputer.
              The choices are
              >Try to find people in the photo at the club
              Or
              >Investigate any place above street level to the right of the club where someone could have taken a picture

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Capable of creating an invincible armor and eye contacts capable of filming shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think he made the bulletproof material?
                He just bought it. All he had to do was sew.
                The eye tech, yes, that's impressively built.
                But being able to build tech has nothing to do with detective skills.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not really helping here.
                Your argument is that Batman is a shit builder and a shit detective.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My argument is that Batman being a good builder has nothing to do with being a good or bad detective.
                Would you expect someone who builds tech to be a good detective because they're smart enough to build tech?
                You're looking back on something in hindsight with 20/20 vision, and judging a character who doesn't know the answers yet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is like complaining batman didn’t dna test blood before dna testing existed
                he doesn’t have the tech nearly all batmans have with magical computers that you just give the right commands to and it provides you the analyzed information you want

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, i could have found the Riddler just by checking the photos.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole "detective plot" exists solely because Batman can't access a "sekrit" stream/chat that hundred of online warrior retards already had access to for weeks LMAO.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately don't remember anything about this movie, but the trailers were amazing. Unironically I hope they bring back Cillian Murphy to play Scarecrow. I thought he was great but wasted on Nolan's retarded direction and script.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful movie and yes, Batman has never been so poorly written and the chemistry w/ the Catwoman chick was non-existent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you autistic by any chance?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah batman was a shit detective who only cared about beating up thugs to get off violent highs

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