The Batman was a great film and i'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.

The Batman was a great film and i'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was awful.Badly written, badly acted, badly directed.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing i liked is that they showed us an incompetent rookie Batman

      other than that it had no original ideas on its own and as usual tried to ape Nolan's
      batman needs to go back to its gay camp roots and start from there

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bet you would also love a Sherlock Holmes movie where he can't detect yet. Because that's what we all want to see in a Sherlock Holmes movie.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          A young Sherlock could show some sparks of geniality from time to time but it's always bullshit and boring when they're born knowing everything

          There's no difference between Batman and Superman most of the time
          they're good at everything and rarely fail, and when they fail it's only for less than a day kek

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's you. Already accomplished characters were always great and greatly liked. And you are just describing a badly wirten accomplished character.
            Check Young Sherlock Holmes for reference. The only good prequel ever made

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Already accomplished characters were always great and greatly liked. Already accomplished characters were always great and greatly liked.
              like Rey from star wars?

              accomplished characters are boring. i want incompetent buffoon becomes confident boomer by training and hard effort

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are just illiterate. Frick off with your "endlessly becoming accomplished but never getting there"
                Your is just an equal and opposite reaction to all the Reys we see now.

                Sherlock Holmes
                Indiana Jones
                Lara Croft (classic only)
                Bayonetta
                Cpt Kirk
                Ripley
                All born accomplished.
                I would have included some superhero examples but they only qualify in their true, iconic version and there are too many examples or bad versions.
                Manga/anime have those too, mostly old stuff when adult characters were more common

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick off with your "endlessly becoming accomplished but never getting there"
                that's the spirit of the ubermensch
                the eternal becoming

                if you're ok with who you are you are literally an ape

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Don't talk about things you don't understand, monkey.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman was an awful film and i'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Overrall it was a bad movie but they had the vibe down perfectly and the visuals were just about perfect. Alot of it worked great it's just the actual story and script that was shit.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay. Pretty forgettable. Lacked spark.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i loved when they were talking the crime boss out to get arrested then they just let him give a 10 minute speech so he could get shot

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i loved the look and atmosphere and performances. the Riddler mystery was really interesting until it turned into libtard blueanon shit about *CHAN AND QANON HAVE 9000 PENISES which i saw coming because of the uppity Black mayor lady who was insuffrable.

    mixed feelings on a second one in that regard, i'm afraid it'll be more of the latter and every other line is WHITE PRIVILEGED buttholeS

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman and Riddler literally greentext each other

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was kind of neat that so many important events took place in this small area. It wasn't noticeable on the first watch.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing good about this movie. Only zoomer incels seem to like and relate to this effeminate, ineffectual, uncapable, and whiny Bruce Wayne.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually the common view of it not some unusual thing.
    I like it more than the Nolans.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the Batman is not only a shit Batman movie but a shit movie in general.
    >bad dialogue
    >Bruce is an emo twink
    >the gimp mask
    >marketed as ultra realistic but fails
    >the flying squirrel suit scene
    >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed
    >blacked Gordon for some reason
    >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead
    >Riddler is a reddit shitposter
    >Terrible third act
    >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Terrible third act
      Third act was beyond terrible.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The batmobile unironically rules

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, if you're a tasteless gay.
        Oh wow! It's a regular muscle car but painted black. How creative!!!
        Give a 12 year old kid a pencil and he could draw a better Batmobile than this gay shit.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was good, but way too long and has maybe the worst Joker depiction ever.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >what's a rat with wings
    >a penguin!
    >worlds greatest detective

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best Batman movie since the Burton films, though the bar was very low. The movie looks fantastic, I liked the take on the Riddler and Pattisons Batman, the story was mostly fine. Dont care for blackwashing but the guy who played Gordon is actually a good actor and Catwoman was actually attractive so its not all bad. The one thing I hated ware that some of the monologging was awful, like something an angsty teen would write.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Nolan Batman but for angsty teens
      Still bad.
      Still blackwashed.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just Nolans Batman.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Blackwashed catwoman and Gordon.
    Didn't watch

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >muh worlds greatest detective
    Always hated this perception of Batman, I like that he isnt all knowing.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Being a detective isn't knowing everything. And you have never seen anything where he's a detective, greatest or otherwise

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      being a good detective and knowing it all are two extremely different things.
      Not surprising the Batman fanboy can't differ between them

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Batman's title as "The World's Greatest Detective" is mostly lip service and never even used these days. He doesn't do that much of any detailed detective work in most of his comics. It's not like they have ever been CSI or whatever. The people who praise this shit movie for being a "detective story" have never touched a Batman comic. And all the "detective work" in this movie was ansolutely moronic.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        true

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure how I feel about The Batman (2021) because my friends at RLM never reviewed it.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a 'the Batman' gay trying to pretend as if this piece of shit movie was great and wasn't forgotten a few weeks after its release

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.
    Why have you been pretending?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      bc tv loves to be contrarian and act like this batman wasn't amazing
      its kino

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit and you are the contrarian
        >shit movie was secretly good #424465

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Battinsen is kino

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only true flaw in The Batman is that it's basically 90% Bat 10% Bruce

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The truth about Bruce is that he's 99% Bat 1% Bruce.

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