The Beekeeper

>Watching the new Statham slop kino
>Suddenly, the perfect woman appears!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Repeat after me.

    > It was kino, and OP is always a gay.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only 20 minutes in so but so far I appreciate that they went all in with the puns
    I know it's soulless and they want artificial memes but whatever im gunna have fun instead of being cynical

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >call center villains are white males
    lol
    They always want diversity, except when they don't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on the other hand, would you prefer to have to look at even more nonwhite people?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well I do, there's a black woman cop, but, I see your point. Fair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's what i mean, we already have to put up with her, do you really want a room full of jeets jeeting it up, doing the needful?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the one Indian is in the FBI
      They did it on purpose

      What an annoying c**t face
      I didn't get what the movie wanted the FBI duo to be either, and they have way too many scenes for not adding anything at all

      Why was she memeing the entire time the day after her mom commits suicide. She was dead serious in her first scene but then changed to happy and quippy when she started the case.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It did seem a lot... stupider, in terms of writing, even by the standards of the movies he's in. The writing was a lot worse than Operation Fortune and the choreography was a lot worse than Wrath of Man. A couple of the fights make my eyes hurt from how close they were zoomed in and how fast they cut. And several parts near the end were right out of Hitman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrath of Man was trying to be a real movie, this is a comedy schlock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bzzzkill

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What an annoying c**t face
    I didn't get what the movie wanted the FBI duo to be either, and they have way too many scenes for not adding anything at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She lost her virginity in that barn anon that was crucial to move the plot forward

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was expecting this to be dumb, and it ended up being so much dumber than I expected, but I kinda love it...

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Dogwalker
    >"Every dog needs several walks a day.."
    >"You keep them pent up inside.. they start wrecking the property"
    >*put a collar on the villain and leads him around on a leash*
    >"And every dog.. needs to drink"
    >*Drowns the villain in a bowl of water*

    hollywood hire me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you israeli?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think bees are overrated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hive status?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop putting stupid stuff in the file name. Itmakes them too long and you have to remane to play in some programs. Thank you tgxmovies.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter Biden was the villain, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZASED

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to BEE upset if this movie doesn't have an "unBEElievable" pun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a 2004 romcom. Best you're gonna get is "to bee or not to bee."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm half way through the movie and it's had worse. At this point it's just dotting the I's.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a 'buzz off'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a 2004 romcom. Best you're gonna get is "to bee or not to bee."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I saw this movie at the kinoplex and still can't decide if this is what he really said or if this has been tampered with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was the significance of making him look like a bee? Any of the metaphors got super muddled.
        >Bees can't kill beekeepers
        >Beekeepers don't kill bees
        >He lost his leg (stinger) killing another beekeeper but didn't die
        >Didn't try any self-destructive way of killing Jason
        I don't get it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think he was supposed to be a africanized bee (killer bee) or a yellow jacket, both of which kill honeybees

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The longer I watch this webm the more the editing looks like that scene from The Irishman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Says 2B
        >Doesn't kill them with a pencil
        The frick are they doing?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shows up for one scene
    >killed pretty easily
    >never brought up or mentioned again
    Why didn't the make her hunt him or something?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Times when you acted like The Beekeeper

    >In class, Friday before a 3-day weekend
    >Teacher about to dismiss
    >Shithead chimes in and reminds the teacher she forgot to give us homework
    >Protect the hive
    >Stand up, tell the teacher she is exploiting the most vulnerable of society
    >As she gives us our assignment I pull a packet of KFC honey mustard out of my pocket
    >Queenslayer
    >Throw the packet at the teacher, it splatters on her blouse
    >Pull out my zippo, it doesn't light because I don't know how to put the fluid in
    >Get sent to the principal
    >When the law fails, you get The Beekeeper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked but it was enjoyable to watch if you skip the Black person

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie would have been 10/10 Stathkino if you cut out the black girl and the paki.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >acts the same in every movie and it's the same movie
    >it's kino every time

    Is he the new Charles Bronson?

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