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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a fat incel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You’re a fat incel

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A cool mil

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movies made by nu blacks who went to ivy league schools for the regular black people they dont know shit about and in many cases actually hate. What could go wrong?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. No self-respecting black person is going to see a movie with "Magical Black folks" in the title.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried to get my black friend to go see it and his words and I quote
      "homie you must be out of your damn mind if you think I'm watching that garbage with you or anyone"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but you watched buck breaking together, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the blacks obsessed with race are usually the lighterskinned mixed race ones too, very sad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's probably because they can't identify with any race really. Jamal of all races, massuh of none.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Movies made by nu blacks who went to ivy league schools for the regular black people they dont know shit about and in many cases actually hate. What could go wrong?

        This. No self-respecting black person is going to see a movie with "Magical Black folks" in the title.

        the guy who made this is a lightskin so it checks out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget they all have white moms lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      the guy who made this is a lightskin so it checks out

      Yeah the blacks obsessed with race are usually the lighterskinned mixed race ones too, very sad

      Don't forget they all have white moms lol

      israeli dads and black moms usually

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody wants to see movies about them

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is financing all this garbage being produced? Disney is down a billion fricking dollars since the start of this year and they continue to shovel out nothing but liquid shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who could it be?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who nose?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in this particular case: You did

      it's from an educational grant to minorities

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are.

        I don't remember giving this garbage a single cent, weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larry Fink and ESG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackrock and ESG CRITERIA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackrock ESG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney is down a billion fricking dollars since the start of this year
      Literally doesn't matter when they're connected to BlackRock's three trillion dollars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All ESG means is that pension funds and big mutual funds are more likely to invest in your stock. It doesn't magically give companies a license to lose infinite amounts of money. I swear Cinemaphile users get dumber every year

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disney just issued 130 million new shares in 2020, moron. When Blackrock props up your stock price, you get to do share offerings for free money whenever you need it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your tax dollars if you work. Blackrock vanguard the entire financial system is giving out grants to fund this shit. Basically...JEWS.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who could it possibly be HMMMM?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trillions of investment money a certain group is willing to burn to push certain narratives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the israelites, its ALWAYS the israelites.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was a social experiment to bait white people into ordering tickets and saying "Black folks" in public

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted try the Golden Gaytime icecream, but I've never wanted to ask for a Golden Gaytime.
    I feel this is applicable to asking for a ticket to the magical Black folks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Golden Gaytime just a rebranded Nogger? Just ask for that instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're different slightly but I've never had a Black person. Gaytimes are really good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but what about the ice creams?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh really funny anon

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the fault of the White Right Wing Trolls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hell happened to this guy? Chocolate News getting canceled really fricked him up huh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got bitten by a were-garden gnome.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't say the word, can't buy the ticket.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was a social experiment to bait white people into ordering tickets and saying "Black folks" in public

      I've always wanted try the Golden Gaytime icecream, but I've never wanted to ask for a Golden Gaytime.
      I feel this is applicable to asking for a ticket to the magical Black folks

      In what kind of backwards shithole country can't you buy your tickets online, or failing that using machine at the kinoplex?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not the same if I'm not buying the ticket from my man Robert and I refuse to use slurs in front of him, I respect him too much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >letting the machines steal Robert's livelihood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't bring myself to say it to Robert

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baskin roberts trust fund Black folks

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmm chuddy? Did you make $1million this weekend? Didn't think so.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why call it Black folks? It's actually cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have went hard r here, would have made more money.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile, in Haiti

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spotemgotem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      verifiably false by virtue of examining crime statistics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most dangerous animal on earth is the mosquito with ~750k kills a year.
      Meanwhile Africans die in swarms when whypipo don’t feed them, clothe them, treat their diseases, dig their wells, provide them with sanitation etc.
      All white people have to do to ensure the deaths of millions of subsaharan africans all over the planet is simply stop looking after them.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally scary to say the name in public. of course it's a disaster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one ticket to the Magic Black movie please, Robert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What i say it all the time homosexual

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the budget?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Bot

      Two cartons of menthol newports and a stolen bicycle.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grace is literally refusing to acknowledge this movie exists. She wouldn't cover it's failure on movie math

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Armond White and the one kind of magic this society of Black folks doesn't have is movie magic. 0/10. Transformers is the greatest movie of all time.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Black folk really that afraid of white people

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're white and you go see this people will think you're a racist. If you're black this sounds bizarre and vaguely offensive and you won't want to see it.

    Who was this fricking made for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overeducated film studies people who have heard of the "magical Black" concept

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to go see it but I was afraid of saying the title out loud and a black person hearing me 🙁

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought The Blackening in theaters with black people shouting at the screen was pretty good but this movie looks so fricking bad. Hope it bankrupts someone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So devastated it bombed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blackening made around 18 mill, which isn't really a bomb for a 5 mill horror movie. Magical Black folks made a cool 1 mill on opening weekend and probably won't make enough to cover DAG's salary in its theatrical run.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No not the blackening that looks good and your praise of it will make me watch it I was referring to the pic of the Black folks movie in your post.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good shit anon frick this movie. I hope the white people on set had to kiss the feet of every black person there before every day's shooting and I hope they have nightmares occasionally about the whole affair

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like it could be fun. WHat's it about?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black isn't a slur. What are you guys talking about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you a Black lover?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Americlaps are overreacting again. They're a very theatrical people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are cowardly morons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every few years there is an incident with a bunch of black students freaking out after their spanish teacher uses the spanish word for the color black and then twitter fills up with people saying that spanish speaking people need to come up with a new word for it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tfw had a friend in highschool I would smoke weed with who actually tried to confront a couple ofmiddle aged Mexican women over this shit
        >They actually shamed the frick out of him for being an ignorant homosexual in front of everyone before cackling on the way back to their car
        I stopped hanging out with him after that. Genuinely the most cringe shit I've ever witnessed in person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a Twitter post out there from a Young Black Intellectual asking that MonteBlack changes its name.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every few years there is an incident with a bunch of black students freaking out after their spanish teacher uses the spanish word for the color black
        Never heard of such a thing happening.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They change what is and isn't socially acceptable to say every year. I remember when you used to be able to say moron, troony, and homosexual, and no one cared

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty awesome when smug blaxploitation films fail like this.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Steel (1997) territory.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making a movie with a name 87% of Americans can't really say out loud without facing dire consequences
    who thought this was a good idea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dire consequences
      Such as ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for famous people getting cancelled
        for random shmucks getting sucker punched on the street

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody will get cancelled because it isn't a slur. You're acting like homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because it isn't a slur
            it's not but that doesn't stop random ass black people from thinking it is if they hear it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >n*gro isn't a slur
            you will LITERALLY get sucker punched for saying that word around african americans. they will give you a concussion and empty your pockets while you're still unconscious

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't live in America

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dire consequences
      Man ill show you are bar in li where everyone gleefully sings homie to their favorite rap songs or just say it freely

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry autocorrect I meant Black person

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Nogger

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many L’s will it take before this hateful bullshit stops?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they shouldn't have put the gosh darn N WORD in the title!

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie should have been a Harry Pottery parody but instead of going to a fancy pants british boarding school the black wizards have to go to a shitty inner city public wizard school.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they could call it Nogwartz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the wire season 3 with magic wands

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally a skit from Key & Peele

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    further proof of how deeply entrenched white supremacy is in modern america

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      what were they thinking putting the n-word in the title of a mainstream release film?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black population 13%
    >black population willing to watch a new movie in theaters - probably half that or less
    >pic related movie made a cool 6 million
    >Tyler Perry's Madea movies make 45 mill on average
    Why do these movies keep getting made? Chasing Jordan Peele success?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they all know the meta is to make black movies for white people, if they wanted to make money
      which they don't.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SHOCKER: MOVIE TITLED "Black person MOVIE" A FINANCIAL DISASTER, NOBODY KNOWS WHY

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't go see it. My wife said I can't see it if I buy my ticket at the theater and ask for the magic usa homie movie.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would've made more money if white people would do the world the favor and fricking die. Black supremacy forever!

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The white liberal men who I assume would be the biggest audience for this movie are probably too embarrassed to show up to a theater to watch a movie with a slur in the name.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White people are the reason this bombed!

    Kill all white people!

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would I get looked at aghast if I asked for one ticket to the "American Society of Magical N Words"? It's odd how in this context using the mainstream form of the term makes you seem more racist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American Society of Magical N Words
      do you think any of the few dozen or so white people who went to see it actually said that when they got a ticket? it has to have happened at least one time.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, not my heckin The American Society Of Magical Black folks!

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they made a fun movie that played heavily into the absurdity their title implies. Would definitely draw more eyeballs compared to yet another lecture about how black people are just too superior to whitey but are still kept down by the man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny part is the magical Black trope only exists because Hollywood wanted to appeal to blacks by inserting them into movies, now it's considered racist

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the twist is that all men, including the magical Black folks, are only kept docile by the society of supportive wives and mothers
    Literally a movie for nobody

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So ultimately it's another feminist movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the twist is that all men, including the magical Black folks, are only kept docile by the society of supportive wives and mothers
      Ironically enough this could be kino, they just need to go a step above and imply the women are kept in check by god knows what. Basically just call all these groups out on their bullshit and give them a taste of their own medicine.
      Still not going to watch it.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine anyone, including black people, telling their friends or family members "I'm gonna go see Magical Black!" or just plainly saying its title in public.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you imagine saying "One for The American Society of Magical Blacks" at the ticket counter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to the writer/director, if you are white you need to call it "American Society", only BIPOCS can use the full title.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even legally say the title.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black Girl Magic movie when?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a premonition once that there will a movie titled "Black person" that white people will be effectively banned from seeing since they won't be able to say the name.

    We're almost there with this shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would black people want say and see a movie that's name after a slur for them?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These movies are made to attack white people. They don't need to make money from ticket sales when they get ESG rewards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they already try that with some kanye west song?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The American Society of Magical Black folks
    Literally sounds like something I'd hear from the Boondocks.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see American Fiction, but this and that movie seem directly related. Coincidental they would come out at the same time, if I'm right.

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