Fun fact that I like: the female cenobite was the very first cenobite to appear on-screen. She walks into the frame just after they grab Frank, and just before Pinhead.
>The box. You opened it--
No I didn't. >What? But I... I'm sorry, I thought you had opened it..
Well I didn't. And what you're doing right now? Is racist. I suggest you leave.
Well, done with this moronic jap game cube (TM). *banging on door*
*you open it* >you keep opening the box then closing it
noooooooooooo....*stares blankly* >we know it was you the gps said within 3 meters
3 meters? >yes, 3 meters
you got the wrong apartment dude...
that's Lawrence next door >pound on wall
Hey Lawrence! Your AC guy is here to fix that air conditioner! >slam door
The frick is that guys problem.
Lawrence gonna get a case of the mondays right in the ass tonight.
Here's one thing I never understood about the first two Hellraiser films (which I love). The cenobites only come and take/kill people who have opened the box. Also, even though the autistic girl opened the box they didn't want her because she didn't have the actual desire/curiosity that people normally have when opening the box (because she was autistic and just liked doing puzzles). So, why did the cenobites try to kill the boyfriend at the end of the first film? He didn't do anything that would make him a target, he just happened to come in at the end.
Cenobites don't always play nice and can be dickheads sometimes. It's not a case of smugly declaring to Pinehad haha you can't get me cause I didn't open the box, he'd rip the smug smile off your face in seconds. They'll throw a bone at their own discretion. In the case of Tiffany she was a literal moron and it was insulting to them that Channard thought he could trick them.
It's not the Hell, it's a pocket dimension. In later movies (and in Gospels of Blood, who is a book sequel of the first two movies, but not of the original novel), it was retconned as the christian Hell because the franchise had to be semplified for a less speculative audience.
>The box. You opened it, we came.
And so did I.
i came in your mum's box lol
oh so this is where this dude came from, all I know him from is the dead by daylight game
I hate how fricking weak he is in there, but i’m a nurse main anyway
no i came
I came.
We came.
Sexy
I lost
Lame, should have done it on her breasts and become pin breasts
We have such breasts to show you
degeneracy. she can't feed my baby with those pins on the milker.
Oh frick.
>you can 3d print eternal damnation
What now federal government?!
Now you suffer.
Jesus wept.
Always thought the female member of Pinhead's posse was hot as frick.
Do you fantasize about fricking her tracheostomy because it looks veganal?
Fun fact that I like: the female cenobite was the very first cenobite to appear on-screen. She walks into the frame just after they grab Frank, and just before Pinhead.
Yes
>what awaits those who seek eternal pleasure is a gaping wound that needs to be kept open perpertually so it can never heal
Even Clive Barker couldn’t have conjured up something so horrifying
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART
You break it, you bought it.
Yeah, well, I just closed it, so go away.
dont speak
dont do anything
just hang out
simple as
He's literally me.
What does he eat?
A relatively small amount of mcdonalds for the average person, I’d say
kek
How do you get tortured to end up like this?
>Nooo, not rum raisin! This is hell!
>Ahhh, not the sunglasses! Take them off!
Norf fc
kek
>u opened it ya git, we gotta do ya. simple as
You know, his head literally looks like a giant dick.
knowing Barker: that's entirely the point.
see Rawhide Rex
The box of cat biscuits. You shook it. We came.
>*SIIIIP* ahhhhh
>yep, hellraiser inferno is my favourite one
>doesn't get an awesome banishment
>dies to drywall falling on him
Top bloke
His best role.
luis is taht you?? dude dont be a prick, delete this okay
Always loved this bit
They are my donuts.
Frick off, Finishing Nail Head.
>The box. You opened it--
No I didn't.
>What? But I... I'm sorry, I thought you had opened it..
Well I didn't. And what you're doing right now? Is racist. I suggest you leave.
EXPLORERS IN THE FURTHER REGIONS OF THE GENDER SPECTURM. FEMALES TO SOME, MALES TO OTHERS.
fricking kek
Well, done with this moronic jap game cube (TM). *banging on door*
*you open it*
>you keep opening the box then closing it
noooooooooooo....*stares blankly*
>we know it was you the gps said within 3 meters
3 meters?
>yes, 3 meters
you got the wrong apartment dude...
that's Lawrence next door
>pound on wall
Hey Lawrence! Your AC guy is here to fix that air conditioner!
>slam door
The frick is that guys problem.
Lawrence gonna get a case of the mondays right in the ass tonight.
Here's one thing I never understood about the first two Hellraiser films (which I love). The cenobites only come and take/kill people who have opened the box. Also, even though the autistic girl opened the box they didn't want her because she didn't have the actual desire/curiosity that people normally have when opening the box (because she was autistic and just liked doing puzzles). So, why did the cenobites try to kill the boyfriend at the end of the first film? He didn't do anything that would make him a target, he just happened to come in at the end.
allegory for molestation creating gays (clive barker is a homo)
Cenobites don't always play nice and can be dickheads sometimes. It's not a case of smugly declaring to Pinehad haha you can't get me cause I didn't open the box, he'd rip the smug smile off your face in seconds. They'll throw a bone at their own discretion. In the case of Tiffany she was a literal moron and it was insulting to them that Channard thought he could trick them.
/jazz/ thread?
Where do they come from? Is there such fashion in Hell?
It is not the dubs that call us, it is the desire.
The dubs. You've checked them and I came.
It's not the Hell, it's a pocket dimension. In later movies (and in Gospels of Blood, who is a book sequel of the first two movies, but not of the original novel), it was retconned as the christian Hell because the franchise had to be semplified for a less speculative audience.
>it’s not hell, it’s just exactly what hell is
Is Clive Barker still seething over fans calling him Pinhead instead of Lead Cenobite?
>The XBox. You opened it, we came.
>The Pringles, you popped them, we came
Wasn't there supposed to be a remake of this
The Hellraiser
>Directed by David Bruckner
>Story by David Goyer
Was this meant to be an innuendo all these years?
>I thought you'd be... taller
The box, you open it. I cum.
>Days Pingays have gone without seething over Channard BTFOing Pinhead: 0