The box. You opened. We will now tear you to pieces because somehow it’s pleasurable
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The box. You opened. We will now tear you to pieces because somehow its pleasurable
Heh you're a hundred years too early to face me... kid... *unsheaths katana*
>the neo-vegana
>you opened it
>we came
I couldn't stay hard because of the smell.
It's part of the perversity, general degeneration and self-degradation you're supposed to get off of.
Technically he’s right since the pineal gland releases adrenchrome just before you die and the dopamine hit is more pleasurable if you’re in stark terror.
The adrenchrome of children have the added benefit of reducing ageing and disease if consumed. It’s expensive stuff. Kissinger despite having a very strong homosexual and drug abusive lifestyle should have died when he was in his 50’s but he’s still kicking around at 100.
It must be terrifying to actually believe this
Not sure if you’re a Redditor or from my own economic class. Yes, I’m an “elite”. My networth is over $100 million. Ive rubber shoulders with influential people. I’ve known several people that openly tell me AND show me (vials) of children’s adrenochrome. Some of them are trustifarians that are 40 but look 20, some are 70 but look 50. I’m around these people, I choose not to participate but I know what they do and they know that I know but because I don’t openly provide information they leave me alone and because I’m old blood.
*rubbed
FAKE AND GAY
>Ive rubber shoulders
What's the benefit
It's what the elite do instead of greasing elbows.
Hey, to prove this could you just hire fifty or so OnlyFans asian women to cosplay as Chell and then piss themselves, and make it into a compilation of sorts and link the video here?
Just to verify how rich you are, haha
Influencers have rubber shoulders? Woah.
>Anon's shoulders are made of liquid rubber.
>Ive rubber shoulders
GAY AND FAKE
GOMU GOMU NO
>umm... the elites are actually good people!
>*gets 10 heart transplants while being over 100 years old and most young people cant even get 1*
get your shit together or have a nice day.
meds
>The Diplomacy book. You opened it. Now you and I will discuss Nixon's diplomatic mission to China for ALL ETERNITY.
https://voca.ro/1guV5FPfPphU
Sounds nothing like him
Your case is closed Tiffany. I'm afraid it's TERMINAL.
>I RECOMMEND AMPUTATION
I met Kenneth Cranham (Dr Channard) at comic con, he was friendly and enthusiastic but you could tell that sort of event was tiring him out. He said the cenobite costume was fun but he had more freedom as his human form (he wasn't allowed to eat in his cenobite costume as there was a risk of getting food on it). He signed his autograph with "Love from Hell", cool guy.
Most English character actors are brilliant in person, and underrated on screen.
Baed post anon. Also kudos on triggering the israelites in this thread.
Kissinger's a gay?
The glowies answering the post heh
This theory is moronic because why would you harvest adrenochrome from kids when its easier to make in a lab was producable in the 60s.
You think they also eat frozen pizza and fish sticks? The fresh, natural stuff is just that much better.
Yeah. Trump, Zuck and Buffet eat mcdonalds. Most rich people do coke, adderal or benzos. They got no problem with artificial shit.
Same reason celebs are into Organic and Non-GMO food fads.
The real thing is always better.
It isn't. I'll count organic because a less stressed cow with better feed will have more tender beef. In most cases GMO don't affect flavor or quality but affect the conditions in which the crop can grow. Adrenochrome is different because its a singular molecule, unlike meat or vegetables which are biologicals that have lots of different proteins and shit that make synthesis difficult. If you wanted to just copy something simple and non-complex like DMT in Ayahuasca, you just synthesize DMT and add some harmala alkaloids to bypass metabolisation. Same for adrenochrome.
Liberals are really gonna die on the "jews molesting and murdering kids is actually le GOOD" hill, aren't they?
was the new movie good or just slop
Woke garbage.
Woke by old standards. Gays and minorities are represented, but not necessarily glorified. FYI. I enjoyed it overall
The movie was boring with a weak twist villain that everyone saw coming from a mile away.
They replaced Pinhead with a male to female troony. What do you think?
>They replaced Pinhead with a male to female troony. What do you think?
genius play.
The one franchise out there where it would be “normal” for a cenobite to be a transvestite and they still somehow managed to frick the film up with unnecessary homosexualry and other woke bullshit. These people never know when to stop. It was also EXTREMELY boring with dimly lit scenes and though they claim to have used some practical effects it is obviously largely poor CGI and everything so dark and blue that if there were any good effects you can’t see them.
Final Scene
pretty kino actually
I don't remember.
My mind was off the whole movie, I kept eye-fricking the protagonist and the only thing I remember was a mansion that I liked as a setting and a gay that gets killed.
It's okay. The first half of it is the unlikable characters fumbling around with the puzzle box and accidentally killing each other. The last 45 minutes are good though.
Wish Hollywood would quit shoehorning homos into everything though.
It was okay. Probably highest budget since the first 3 movies.
Good gore and cenobytes
Terrible fricking protagonist cast and characters
Completely forgettable and no reason to care about any of them
It was mediocre as frick. Full of hideous mutts and gays, horribly written, and ends with a wet fart. It shits on everything it was setting up and only serves to glorify the current cultural climate of trauma worship.
It could have been decent and passable, but the cenobites had such a weak and uncommanding presence when on the screen, that it ruined most of the movie.
I unironically think it was almost as good as the og Hellraiser. It takes most of its inspiration from the book, so if you've read that you might appreciate it more than those that haven't.
Why are there always people like you who come in to lie, BADLY? That troony-gay shitshow was NOWHERE NEAR the original. Nowhere. Now go suck a dick or dilate or whatever, you lying homosexual.
>gay this
>gay that
The creator of Hellraiser is a gay btw. Nothing wrong with letting a troony play Pinhead since their gender is very ambiguous in the book.
rewatched the original after the new one and i was board to death my be it was good for it's time but on god that shit was so outdated
It's good but the whole "trauma/substance abuse" metaphor thing is overdone in modern horror.
The box. You opened it, I stuck a bunch of CDs into your head.
THE BOX. You opened it, we stuck a big spike thing through your skull.
>The box. You opened it. We came strapped, knowhutimsayin? You got any pizza rolls or fish sticks, homie?
The pizza box, opened it!
MODERATORS IN THE FURTHEST REACHES OF DISCORD. HIM TO SOME, HER TO OTHERS.
>It is not reports that summon us. It is desire.
>Based to some, cringe to others.
>a fatso
>a literal pinhead
>a troony
>a meth lab explosion victim
They are jannies alright.
Is that Allison Pill?
But what if..
>that Pinhead
>I have such burgers, milkshakes and fries to show you
So these movies are about gays right?
Did you notice that the shotgun changes from a Winchester 1897 when he's holding it to a Model 12 when it's on the ground. wonder why they did that.
this is an independant fan film right? this isnt the newest hellraiser right?
It was an official movie that was rushed out in a month when the studio realized they had to rush it out to keep the rights to Hellraiser
>the newest hellraiser
moron
>lol bro you solved the box now you die!!
if you didnt want me to solve it then why did you make it a puzzle box you fricking n*****
The thread. You opened it. We came.
If you were to take the cenobites to court do you think you could make the argument justifying your ignorance of the law?
You had the choice to open the puzzle box or not, what crime did they commit? It's an air tight case.
Ignorance of the law is not a virtue. To open the box is to enter into a contract.
Kirsty tried that excuse in the first one.
My uncle is a cop and the scariest thing he told me was that, you can't convict pinhead.
Cenobites are the restoration of balance and order when humans wander off into hubris. They are the good guys.
Have never seen any of the movies and don't actually know what the series is called, but I never got how I was supposed to take them seriously as villains. Like uhhh, self-mutilation so gross and eerie, I get it, but the pins AND the cubed flesh? For what purpose?
It's like oh no, someone from Final Destination came back to die again as a new character without changing outfit, then hopped to a horror series.
Like how can I take this guy seriously when he jobbed to some sort of tenderizer? KWAB
Because he'll tear your soul apart.
Is there a supernatural horror serial killer demon thing that doesn't?
I hate to be jaded but it just doesn't stand out to me.
Yeah, it's pretty gay just like what'shisname who made it.
They were never suppose to be “villains.” You summon them when your degeneracy reaches levels that only getting torn to pieces and shit gets you off
Ah, so they aren't horror movies, just brief 10-minute shorts in which someone opens the box knowing full well what awaits them, smiles, greets them, and jerks off in anticipation of being butchered?
Well, I've only seen the first four Hellraisers, but basically in every film a protagonist is feeding one-night-stands to some demonic totem in order to resurrect it.
actually in the book frank does jerk off while being tortured but only because he wanted it to stop so he thought that if the cenobytes think this is pain is pleasure then the pleasure will stop if they see me cum, it doesnt work by the way but that cum on the floor is the reason why his brother's blood dripping on the floor revives him or rather frees him from his dimentional prision inside the wall
>r/gooncaves
>r/gooncaves
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/comments/15wap3t/gooning_late_at_night_with_it_up_as_loud_as/
Redditors aren't human.
How do I delete someone else's post? I wasn't ready to cry today
they are supposed to be like demons not humans
Oh hey I recognize those guys from Ghostbusters!
What the hell? This would have scared the frick out of me as a kid.
extreme ghostbusters was only for the hardcore kids
>Anon why do you keep frantically opening the box at 9pm every day
if this has been what hellraiser looked like in the new movie, i would have given it a 10
>Hey Vern! You finally opened that old puzzle box. I've got some wonderful things to show you, old buddy!
Jesus Wept
What if a monkey solved the box?
What if you had a robot solve the box?
What would happen if you solved the box underwater?
What would happen if you solved the box while falling into a volcano?
What would happen if you solved the box while flying a plane with your hands outside the plane?
What if you phoned someone and told THEM to solve the box who would get pin'd?
feel free to answer any of these answers
What if you had a robot solve the box?
part 4 did this
What if you phoned someone and told THEM to solve the box who would get pin'd?
part 2 had someone use someone else to unwittingly solve the box
So...what happened?
part 4, They blew up the robot then realized it was a trap because the robot was in a iron cell they couldn't escape from
Part 2, they didn't kill the girl that opened the box because they knew someone else was actually using her to call them.
Plus the girl was autistic and didn't know what she was doing. People always leave that part out
Nothing, you fricking moron. An autistic girl opens the box in 2 and they do nothing to her. They can read your desire. If you actually bothered to watch, you would you know.
At least read the wikipedia summary and pretend you watched it like the rest of us you annoying homosexuals
Have you tried it? Hooks actually feel real damn good once they get going. Just gotta find the right spots. Sort of like slipping something sharp into your gums. If you work it just right, it's the best feeling imaginatble.
So does opening the box unwittingly get you #PINNED or not? In the first one they don’t give a frick that she opened it unwittingly and want to take her anyway, but In the second one they do t take the autistic girl because she didn’t know what she was doing
Kirsty wanted to open the box herself, but Tiffany had no clue what she was doing, she just solved boxes like an automation and it was Dr Gerard that was desiring.
Wanting to play with a cool puzzle box and trying to open it because you think it unlocks a new pleasure dimension are two different things. I always got the impression Kirsty was just messing with it for fun
They sensed her hidddennnnn desiresssssssssss
That sounds like a massive cope from the cenobites
>uhhh actually we know you really want to come to our torture dimension it definitely wasn’t just you messing around with our cool box
I don't know. I'm trying.
I’m not blaming you anon thanks for the replies
It sounds like cope on your part. The first two movies, which are the only ones that matter, explain what happens to anyone that opens the box. The answer is: it depends. Kirstie is a goddamn secret freak and the cenobites know it.
in the book kristie is not the daughter of whoever the frick that guys name was and she wanted to frick him maybe thats got something to do with it, i dunno
No, it's just the rules. You open the box, you get brutally murderized. It's right there in the EULA. They don't feel any particular way about it, but they do like working hard.
Kirsty is still hot
Such a good protagonist
Hellraiser is probably my most watched horror film. 1 and 2 were gdlk. 3 was fun. 4 was meh. 5 with the cop was real cool actually but was like a stand alone. Stopped after that.
Why is it still being made?
To keep the rights
Her progression from innocent university girl crazy b***h who can actually give demons one for, has to be one of my favorite examples of character development.
YOU OPENED A PUZZLE BOX THEREFORE IM ALLOWED TO RAPE AND KILL YOU BECAUSE... BECAUSE I CAN, OKAY!?
To think….I Hesitated
it works kind of like this. after the first 100 times its excruciating. after the 500th time its enlightenment. after the 1000th time its pleasure. after the 2000th time you're begging for it. after that, well, you're well on your way to being one of em'
>this was supposed to be scary in the past
>now people willingly mutilate themselves as part of their gender identity
😀
>the ultimate Cenobite torture is making someone Asian
What the frick was that all about?
>HERRO, MAY I TAEK YO ORRER
>is th... is that a heckin queer character in my historically queer coded horror series? N...NOOOOOO IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAA
they dont know the difference between pain and pleasure
in the book it says that the only reason frank can come back to like is because he cumed in the floor while he was being tortured by the cenobytes, and his brother's blood mixing with the floor semen years later is what allowed him to escape from his prision
I remember seeing the box art all the time at my local video store.
Boy am I glad I never actually rented this as a kid.