The Cars universe is very confusing.
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The Cars universe is very confusing.
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That’s like saying women are useless because we have dish washers.
It's the only Pixar universe with 0 thought put into it. They just wanted merch, and they got it.
You frick your dishwasher?
>You frick your dishwasher?
don't kinkshame anon
No, the world is still built to accommodate an entirely vehicular society. Like all the wheel pedal powered devices and the fact that there's no curbs separating the streets and sidewalks.
The only thing they don't care about is who actually built all of this crap because in all likelyhood, this is just some dumb toy franchise in the Toy Story universe created by Dinoco like the Chevron Cars in the real world.
Anon why the hell aren't you fricking your dishwasher?
His name is Jose.
hey you said it and its right
I mean if you can frick your dishwasher then yeah
You do get those attachments for Fleshlights so you can stick them on things, so there's a solution.
but who would load the dishwasher? checkmate sexists
I'm going to drop a load in it alright.
that's because the whole concept is very very dumb and all falls apart upon mire than two seconds of thinking.
>hello,based department?
FPBP?
Grant Morrison was unironically right
When I watched Cars when I was seven and it was not confusing. The universe is “they’re cars, but they’re alive”
Shut up Morrison. SHUT THE FRICK UP! IM NOT ASKING YOU ABOUT SUPER MAN OR BATMAN! NO ONE ASKED YOU ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE FRICKIGN THINGS! NO ONE ASKS YOU ANYTHING! SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU BEARDED HOBOSEXUAL HACK!
I WANNA KNOW HOW THE CARS REPRODUCE YOU STUPID butthole!
I think you're getting him mixed up with Alan Moore anon, Grant Morrison is like Mr Clean
>and it was not confusing.
Not at all .
We knew they were just shameless copying the Doc Hollywood movie .
Fricking THANK YOU. I keep telling people this and no one believes me. It's Atlantis all over again.
>Atlantis
what about it?
Much like Lion King and Kimba the White Lion, there's a subset of people who think that Atlantis the Lost Empire rips of Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water. Except the studio that made the anime totally agreed and was only stopped from trying to sue Disney over it by their parent company.
I always figured Alfred took care of the Batmobile.
All those questions were answered in the comics you bald schizo.
The batmobile, being rocket powered and built for combat, likely has solid rubber tires. No inflation needed.
The Batmobile used to be a damn Studebaker ages ago. It didn't get the rockets until the 60s tv show.
There's a difference between suspension of disbelief and the creators thinking you're just fricking stupid.
>hey it's the real world but with cars, and race cars are like athletes
>smart person: ok cool
>dumb pseud: whatt??? so 9/11 is canon??? so there's a hollycost???? what?? I can't accept this it raises so many baffling questions!!!!!!
I dont know what you expected from manchildren. They cant separate reality from fiction.
Alfred pumps the tires. End of story.
Children understand fiction is fiction, the adult wants to understand the fiction because its easier than understanding how to live in reality
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Ironically, they answered that question as a RESULT of Morrison and the other 80s writers trying to make comics more mature.
The Batmobile and all of Batman's gadgets were maintained by a mute hunchback named Harold Allnut who lived in the Batcave. He was even the big reveal at the end of Hush as to why Hush knew so much about Batman.
Let’s get it out of the way
>Cars World Wars
>Cars bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>Cars Pearl Harbor
>Cars 9/11
>Cars Gulf War
>Cars slave trade
>Cars Holocaust
>Cars MK Ultra
>Cars Jonestown
>Cars Waco
>Cars Manson killings
>Cars Rape of Nanking
>Cars Columbine
>Cars Christchurch shooting
>Cars Guantanamo Bay
>Cars Kony
>Cars human trafficking
What other unholy incidents am I missing?
>Cars 9/11 is just a plane person crashing into a building
>Cars "human" trafficking is just harvesting engine parts
>Car Hitler existed and was probably one of those German cars
>Cars MK Ultra, a car in a sensory deprivation tank
>Car Hitler and Car Nazis
>Gassing other cars by plugging hoses up their exhausts and revving into a closed room with a wooden door.
The earliest gassing involved U-boat engines in trucks. They turned on the engines and pumped the gas into the room, but they had to quit doing that because they couldn't get an airtight seal and it made the drivers sick.
You might imagine a very imposing, sinister, living truck attempting the same atrocity.
>Achtung, should ve just gas zem by hooking up ze truck's own exhaust?
>Nein you dumpkof, get ze unterseeboot engine!
Those wacky Germans and their over-engineering, too bad U-boat engines were more plentiful than sawdust and rags or they could have just asphyxiated them with good old CO, or even just fricking shot them. If it was anyone else you would start to think it was all made up
It's been a while since I read about it, but it was the prototype method of death by gas and they'd hooked it up at a single site as a proof of concept.
Starting out, they'd had soldiers line people up and shoot them in the backs in a mass grave, after which they'd bury the bodies, but it was horrible for morale and required an ammunition supply line that was inconvenient given their targets were civilians who weren't going anywhere.
You have to remember the Nazis were just regular old dipshits pursuing a pet project. Himmler compared it to breeding chickens. As a U-boat is being built in drydock it doesn't need its engine, so they grabbed one and envisioned a truck system because they could gas people in the trucks, then just drive them to a grave. The engine was just a convenient way to generate toxic gas since the Germans had never built something dedicated to the process before.
The truck plan wound up being a bad idea because it poisoned the drivers too, so they eventually moved forward to the gas chambers.
Cars Nazi experiments would be a mix of weird body horror and junk yards.
That sounds like it would take a long time
A wooden door? That won't trap the exhaust gases
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks. Keep the holocaust denial in /misc/
Wouldn't that be the equivalent of making them smell their own farts till death?
airplanes in cars are shown to be hollow inside so it was probably a just the same
They're hollow in the passenger area, but are self aware just like any other car
There's a Popemobile, so that means Jesus Chrysler was crucified.
By Pontius Pontiac?
Would've gone with Pontiac Pilate, but sure.
those damn Jeeps
Remember when Bung made content and wasn't a lazy troon?
According to an unused storyboard from one of the Mater shorts, before cars there were Roman chariot people, so it can be assumed carriages and other transports existed as people in the past, meaning a lot of the things here wouldn't even be cars
So in the cars universe, there was a Joan of cart?
That implying horses exist and that doesn't make any sense. All animals are also cars.
Yeah I figured horses in this world would be the carriages then, so who knows
Cars Khmer Rouge
Add the Cars Cambodian Killing Fields, Cars Rwandan Genocide, and Cars Unit 731, just because.
>What other unholy incidents am I missing?
The Cars January 6th storming of the U.S Capitol.
Cars Anne Frank
How would the Cars Troubles be? Cars suicide bombing?
Killing British cars, then rigging the corpses to explode.
I assumed they were tour guides.
It only gets worse.
>Were the planes themselves radicalized?
A HAhahHAHHAHh
also it'd be "transfender"
How many Jeep Cherokees died on the Trail of Tears?
How did "Out of Africa" happen without wheels?
are we to assume there are entire machines who live to crush other living beings. pretty metal if you ask me.
they are the undertakers of the cars universe.
Not every machine is alive.
If it's just vehicles, I wonder why Tractors are considered cows in this world? I know the obvious real world parallel with grass eaters and everything but lore wise it seems weird that they're just "animals"
Everything living is vehicles, the tractors are still living, just not "human" like the cars.
There's probably various variations for all fauna, like plane-birds and the like.
VW Bugs were insects too iirc
So the assembly lines are producing not only normal vehicles, but millions of miniature ones that can be instantly splattered on a windshield.
I think it's just the vehicles dude, cars, boats, planes, etc.
>cars kamikaze is basically the same
>cars boystown
Cars Waco
They are the black people of the cars universe.
Soo how do the reproduce?
It's mentioned they're built on an assembly line like real cars so they come from a factory all the same
So how do cars age? We've seen kid cars and old people cars. Were they already built at that same age out of the factory?
Upgrades like in the movie Robots?
I was going to ask who built the factories but the answer will just be other cars so let's skip ahead to:
Who built the first car?
primus?
vector sigma?
so is lightning mcqueef's babywand a cylinder shape or rectangular?
What sort of humans don't make sense if you don't see the little beings we and the world were obviously meant for?
Where do mopeds and vespas fit into all of this?
Vespas we're actually going to appear in Cars 2, but Pixar realized how weird they would look since they don't have windshields, only a headlight, so they'd just be cyclopses which would be a bit off putting to most people
>not giving them the sonic mono-eye
Cars is a sequel to Maximum Overdrive
How long until someone posts "it"
car fetus?
It's a movie made for little kids, not fat sweaty nerds who nitpick every little detail.