>the characters are MEANT to be unlikeable horrible people
>therefore you cannot ever criticise the show with gods chosen people
>even when the writing makes no logical sense like george getting the twix bars
>uh bro its a comedy :^)
Seinfeld is such a meme show
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It's just Friends for people without foreskins. No one gives a shit about it outside of America and Israel even though Friends and Frasier still get constant reruns.
Of all three male Friends, Ross and Joey were both circumcised.
Joey was a Catholic wop. Why was he circumcised?
American doctors do it automatically, they literally take your child off to get mutilated without telling you unless you sign multiple forms saying you don't want it to happen, and even then there are cases where the nurses and doctors just arrange for it to happen in secret.
I get that, but why isn’t Chandler mutilated, in that case?
He had a based cross-dressing Dad (not a troony) who saved him
Only ross and if you think about that
>Ross son was raised as a catholic
>Ross daughter was raised as a atheist probably
>Monica sons weren't her so they weren't israelites
Joey being cut and trying to make a fake foreskin for a movie part was an episode plot
Seinfeld is very popular here in Australia, and probably most other angloid countries too. It's just funny you know man, you don't have to be israeli to enjoy it. Michael richards (kramer) isn't even israeli himself, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is only part israeli and was raised catholic
kramer was incredibly likable, pol zoomers
yeah exactly seinfeld is way more popular than frasier or friends internationally and it's done much better in syndication everywhere. frasier doesn't even begin to compete at least friends has the female demographic
Frick that israelite piece of shit Jerry Seinfeld for saying that to my Phoebe
you know she's also israeli right
>yeah exactly seinfeld is way more popular than frasier or friends internationally and it's done much better in syndication everywhere
lmao no
i don't see streaming services competing to pay billion dollars for seinfeld reruns
Because women watch Friends.
Netflix paid more for Seinfeld streaming rights than did anyone else for Friends.
netflix isn't exactly known for making good financial decisions.
Didn't Hulu pay 1M per episode?
>kramer was incredibly likable
kramer was the best character.
>ywn walk down the street and be celebrated by hip black men
but i'm one of the good ones...
Brit here. Prefer Seinfeld over friends but you're insane if you think Seinfeld gets more syndication here. Whatever channel has friends will have it on a couple times a day. I've legitimately never seen Seinfeld on British TV. I downloaded it all years before streaming. I'd wager most people over here only really knew what it was when it hit streaming. Even so, normies aren't watching it.
Frasier is more popular in bongland, mostly because his theatre accent sounds like theirs
>seinfeld is way more popular than frasier or friends internationally and it's done much better in syndication everywhere
Barely anyone even knows what Seinfeld or Frasier is, yet everyone loves Friends in post-soviet countries.
>Barely anyone even knows what Seinfeld or Frasier is
Shut the frick up, moron.
It's 100% accurate, even Scrubs are more popular than either of those two here.
Nice reddit formatting, did your Black person feet kissing session go okay?
Go
Fu*k
Urself
>everyone loves Friends in post-soviet countries.
Kek, in countries with 1 TV per 1000 people
Seinfeld was very popular and influential in Britain. You wouldn't have shows like Father Ted, Spaced and the Office without it
>Seinfeld was very popular and influential in Britain
It wasn't. The BBC screwed Seinfeld by giving it a terrible timeslot.
Seinfeld is way funnier than friends you pleb.
But not Fraser, got it
Friends is Seinfeld for women so no wonder Europeans prefer it lol
Friends was much more popular in US than Seinfeld, you obese fricking moron.
oh no no no that got under the skin!
>Friends was much more popular in US than Seinfeld
No, no it wasn't.
>seinfeld seasons with over 30m viewers: 4
>seinfeld seasons with over 40m viewers: 0
>friends seasons with over 30m viewers: 9
>friends seasons with over 50m viewers: 2
Now have a nice day, moron.
>I-IT'S POPULAR THEREFORE IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!
>*chews cud*
We were actually just talking about popularity.
lmao keep your story straight friendscuck
>F-FRIENDS IS BETTER BECAUSE MORE DROOLING moronS WATCH IT
wowwwww
if only we judged shows on whether they were actually funny or not
>gets proven wrong about popularity
>goes full moron to make it seem like he was merely pretending to be moronic the whole time
we're anonymous anon, there's no reason to pretend you weren't wrong except for your own feelings of inadequacy. Cast them off.
lmao you're not even replying to the same person moron
I'm just pointing out you're a pathetic seething homosexual trying to make Friends look "good" because "muh numbers"
keep seething about your garbage show in a totally unrelated thread because it HURTS you so much you can't even close the tab without squeezing your red face tight in rage
I don't even care about friends or seinfeld, I'm not the one who brought up the numbers. The only one who's clearly seething here is you. Let go.
>I don't even care about friends or seinfeld
AHAHAHAHA
HE SAYS
LITERALLY SHITTING HIS PANTS IN A SEINFELD THREAD BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FRIENDS THREAD
AAAAHAHAHA
>he keeps going all out on pretending he's a moron, hoping everyone will think he was merely pretending all along
l m a o
>face contorted in rage, red and steaming
>"WHY DON'T THEY LIKE FRIENDS.. FRICKING SEINFELD THREAD.. FRICKING SEINFELD!! WHY ISN'T IT FRIENDS!"
You're fooling literally no one bro.
IDK, following this exchange it kinda seems like he left you BTFO with pants full of angry diarrhea
you are getting so worked up over a fricking tv show and IM the moron??? Go frick yourself buddy
aaaaaaahahahaha
see
>the 2 seasons were after Seinfeld was over
really makes me think (that you're a fricking moron)
They actually weren't. I have to say you really manage to seem like a fricking idiot even by Cinemaphile standards.
That just means there's more morons (like you) in the world than smart people (people who appreciate Seinfeld).
But good for you anon, it must be challenging using the internet when you have Down Syndrome.
The dude said confidently and smugly that seinfeld was more popular than friends than was promptly btfo. Seinfeld is a better show but arguing like this just makes you look moronic.
Holy shit you are rattled. Literally no one cares. Friends is a terrible show. Yanking in your tiny inverted microdick because "m-more people watched it" doesn't make it stop being a dismally bland show.
Where the actual frick are you getting your moron numbers
listen incel, I know its virtually impossible for you homosexuals to enjoy ANYTHING with blakc people or israelites in it depsite how based and funny it can be, especially the older stuff. So just dont watch it and let us normals enjoy it, homosexual
Race mixing created incels and chugs
I have a foreskin and I like Seinfeld more than Friends.
Friends is for numales and women
beaners LOVE sneedfield bro
*phony laugh track*
It was filmed in front of a studio audience.
It really didn't do anything special, americans just literally do not watch anything outside america so they think its unique
What's this better non-American version of Seinfeld that you claim exists then?
He prefers Friends which is just Seinfeld with pretty people.
And way less funny
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is such a turn on in this show yet she never wore anything loose.
I never thought she was hot for the entirety of Seinfeld and then I saw her in other things and didn’t realize she was hot. The 90s mom haircut aged her by like 20 years
you cannot ever criticise the show with gods chosen people
you can criticise anything you want but we can also tell you to shut the frick up and frick off any time we want
>therefore you cannot ever criticise the show with gods chosen people
?????
yes you can, just because it's popular with the vast majority of people who disagree with your opinions doesn't mean you can't have them, dumbass
>that episode where an Israeli buys the property next to them and starts stealing their land
When was the last time you took a shower? Over a week ago I bet.
I love watching israeli television and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me.
How does it feel being an impotent pissant who will never matter?
Literally the best sitcom ever created next to always sunny. Friends gays are the worst.
Is Cinemaphile genuinely moronic? Friends has nothing to do wit Seinfeld
>Friends star Lisa Kudrow says her TV contemporary Jerry Seinfeld wasn’t exactly modest during one of their interactions back in the ’90s. The actress, who starred as Phoebe Buffay in the NBC sitcom, reflected on a moment earlier in her career when Seinfeld, then the star of his own comedy, took credit for her show’s success.
>kudrow told The Daily Beast she had been at a party with Seinfeld when the comedian simply told her, “you’re welcome” when she greeted him.
>“I remember going to some party and Jerry Seinfeld was there, and I said, ‘Hi,’ and he said, ‘You’re welcome.’ I said, ‘Why, thank you… what?'” Kudrow recalled. “And he said, ‘You’re on after us in the summer, and you’re welcome.’ And I said, ‘That’s exactly right. Thank you.'”
Friends already had well over 20 million viewers when they were being showed before Seinfeld. Then they were on after Seinfeld for exactly seven episodes with barely noticeable impact before being moved back to before Seinfeld which is when it actually became a huge hit and had the most watched season of the show.
What a fricking moron pedophile israelite.
Cope and seethe, incel
Friends:
>Relatively normal people say goofy thing
Seinfeld:
>Neurotic and self-centered maniacs consistently find relatable faults in the mundane which lead to their downfall
Always sunny is the only other show that understood the Seinfeld formula and put a modern day comedy spin on it. Friendsgays are delusional.
>Always sunny is the only other show that understood the Seinfeld formula
And it's not funny either.
You need to be 18 to post here. Come back when you are have grown out of your edgy anime villain LARP stage.
>You need to be 18 to post here.
And under 18 to enjoy Always Sunny in Reddit.
>Always Sunny in Reddit.
Charlie has said Black person not once, but twice.
the original script had "n-words" but he said the real thing
they had a black cameraman for the pilot and charlie insisted on multiple takes
I know it’s been shit for like 12 years now but seasons like 1-8 of always sunny are fricking hilarious and you’re being a delusional Black person by saying otherwise
kek remember when norm mcdonald tried to get seinfeld to be humble and acknowledge the role of good luck in his success, and he wouldnt
The shows have completely different styles and writing. Only idiots would compare them
>The shows have completely different styles
Yeah. Seinfeld is funny.
maybe he was joking
You're right. Seinfeld is funny.
This show fricking insist upon itself it's so fricking unreal, friends is better, friends won.
Ask me how I know you were born after 2003
>This show fricking insist upon itself
What the frick does that mean?
It's shallow and pedantic
How is either of those?
Petor griffan
Hehehehe dooty
god imagine how miserable it must be to be a friendsBlack person
literally the unfunniest sitcom in the world
even "back in the day" I could never tolerate that dreck
thank god for seinfeld, frasier, and the simpsons
Friends is NOT dreck.
Take it back.
It sucked then and it sucked now
How do you get filtered by Friends
Sorry I'm neither gay or a woman.
Kramer at the laugh factory was deep faked
Now that the dust was settled, I think we can agree that the heckler was in the wrong and deserved it.
They should have stuck a fork up his ass.
Is J. Peterman a real person? He just suddenly erupted, larger than life, in the middle of the series and stole the show in every scene he was in.
>You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be BURMA to me
Yeah
He's real but played by an actor. The company is still going, only showing drawings with weird short story descriptions of the items they sell.
https://jpeterman.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Peterman
>The innocence of a ruffle is without a doubt one of the most enchanting, infallible powers a dress can possess. Women have known this for hundreds of years.
>A whisper of Marie Antoinette reincarnated as Myrna Loy in The Thin Man. Part confection, part inflection. A full measure of va-va-voom. Flirtation without effort. Are you really flirting if it comes off as innocently as this?
Kino
The Big Questions.
Forget actual science and push aside a handful of unknowables that nudge into your quiet thoughts (What does it all mean? Could one thing done or undone have changed everything?).
Instead, let’s settle our attention on a question monumentally more significant on Tuesday morning at 9:00 when you’re standing in your closet hoping to find something to sail you out right of the doldrums.
Your muted solids won’t do it. Subtly is out. Those are Monday options.
Think, Park City in January. Portugal in November, then on to Tuscany for no less than two weeks.
Think, What would a two-time best director wear to secure funding for the new film?
Now we’re getting somewhere.
If you’re going to tackle the big questions, you ought to look like you won’t take no for an answer.
She (the universe) seems to like that.
Southwestern Jacket - $298.00
steve zahn is the real j. peterman's son-in-law
Cag˘alog˘lu Hamami. The 4th Pleasure.
A Sultan built Cag˘alog˘lu Hamami.
He insisted that its floor plan reflect an ancient Roman belief about physical pleasure: that its highest level can be reached only if one builds up to it somewhat slowly.
How did the Romans (and a few centuries later, the Turks) do that?
The slow build-up consists of three definite stages: 1st, the apodyterium; 2nd, the tepidarium; 3rd, and the most intense of all, the caldarium.
The Duke of Windsor came to Cag˘alog˘lu Hamami. And, over the centuries, many others. Not surprisingly, Franz Liszt was here. (Well, --he knew a thing or two. He always kept a box of rotting apples on his piano. It helped him to compose better, he said.)
Built in 1741, Cag˘alog˘lu Hamami is not the oldest public bath in Istanboul, or the world, but it is unquestionably the most famous. And the most sensuous.
Anybody can show you how to find it.
Don’t be surprised to see the Japanese here, happy in the immense, high-ceilinged rooms and echoing marble hallways.
The Japanese know a thing or two about bathing.
After you yourself have passed through stage one, two, and three, there is yet one more stage. The Turks invented it: a little something that has become world-famous. Perhaps you owe it to yourself.
It is the 4th pleasure.
It is the amazingly simple, sensuous Turkish towel.
Cag˘alog˘lu Hamami Towel (No. 1691), the real thing, made in Turkey. 100% cotton. 1/2 inch looped pile (looped, not cut). 46,660 loops per square ft.
>Not surprisingly, Franz Liszt was here. (Well, --he knew a thing or two. He always kept a box of rotting apples on his piano. It helped him to compose better, he said.)
Can't wait to bring this up in a mysterious voice the next time I'm at a party and see a towel, piano or turkey.
i want these to be real theories so bad
>>even when the writing makes no logical sense like george getting the twix bars
>when the meme-within-the-meme is better than the meme
>and the setup is better than the punchline
Genuinely laughed out loud at the comic on screen
>kramer objects to the objectively terrible, cruel and useless practice of circumcision
>this sends the audience into hysterics
israelite garbage
The humor is because Kramer is saying what everyone is thinking. Pretty sure Jerry and George weren’t thrilled about the bris
howard on big bang theory
>careful with my dick there, one circumcision was enough
Remember that Jason Alexander got super pissed irl about the mohel portrayal and the script of the Bris
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/seinfeld-jason-alexander-was-so-offended-by-a-script-he-almost-boycotted-this-episode.html/
holy shit the mohel actor died fricked up
>According to police reports, Levin’s body was found at the bottom of a ravine, badly decomposed and with evidence of its having been ravaged by wildlife.
>Armstrong writes, “[Jason Alexander] hated the character of the mohel who circumcises Elaine’s friend’s child. Alexander said, ‘You have to go a long way to hit my israelite button. To me, this was anti-Semitic in a hurtful way.’ He told [Larry] David he’d have to boycott the episode and persuaded David to soften the portrayal. (In the end, the mohel was merely incompetent, rather than blatantly offensive.)”
what was the original mohel like?
God imagine being in that room during that argument
>Who did YOUR bris, Jason? Take a little too much off the top?
Maybe just really preoccupied with lopping foreskins off, pushing people into doing it?
>israelite complaining about israelites being anti-semitic
>muh foreskin
lmao he is seething
there is a video of him seething about that foreskin episode, but i can't find it
>The humor is because Kramer is saying what everyone is thinking
like when he calls out George's gf's schnoz
Cinemaphile doesn't look to look themselves in the mirror like this
He genuinely would look alright clean shaven. None of that bald and a beard bullshit though
I wish I was as based as George Can'tstandya.
Why are the later seasons so bad and gimmicky?
Larry left after S7
They aren’t. You’re just regurgitating the same horseshit every Larry David fanboy says
I finished it 5 minutes ago.
It was okay
>16:9
>Fell for the 16:9 meme
>Imagine falling for the 16:9 psyop
NGMI!
Look what they did to my boy. Look how they massacred my boy!
>"HE'S A Black person HE'S A Black person!! BACK IN THE DAY HE'D BE HANGING FROM A TREE WITH A FORK UP HIS ASS!!"
Now that the dust has settled. Who was REALLY in the wrong here?
The audience members who laughed
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He's really lucky this happened in the late 2000s instead of the 2010s, we would never see the end of this incident
Yeah man he's got such a blooming career these days thanks to nobody caring about a celebrity yelling Black person in the late 2000s...
>go to comedy late night show
>renowned funny man Jerry Seinfeld comes on
>"don't laugh ;__; "
Come on. You really expect me to take anything on late night TV serious? Smh baka..
the Black person, obviously
The black gentleman
The monkey started it.
That's not the real finale.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo
How did George get all of those twix bars for the line-up when his whole problem was that he couldn't get a twix bar?
obviously he found a way
but because he was so focused on sticking it to the fat mechanic he forget to eat them, classic george, always his own worst enemy
He went outside and bought some. The fact that he could easily have done that but was so fixated on his grudge is part of the joke.
If the criticism is that the characters are unlikable, people will say it's intentional because it is. You're allowed to still not like them anyway. If you're criticism is that there's too many plot conveniences for the sake of comedy, it's because it's a comedy. Comedy is subjective Murray so you don't have to like it, just don't pretend like your moronic justification is valid. Just say you don't like it for those reasons and it's fine.
killer bees flew into my window and stung my four year old sister right on her clitoral hood.
oh no.
I felt so bad for George not getting his candy bar in the dealership episode
he was literally robbed
frasierchads always win
Any good Frasier rip exist online?
It comes out on blu-ray in a month
In 4:3 or is it cucked?
Probably cucked
Let's watch curb instead
i like the part when something embarrassing happens and they play the trumpet
>therefore you cannot ever criticise the show
literally nobody said that
This show was NEVER funny. Anti-Christian garbage designed to normalize Satanic behavior.
Weak, pathetic, kneejerk reactionary homosexual who will whine and piss down his leg about "muh culture" but will never do a thing to stand up and defend it.
Human garbage like you doesn't matter. I will continue to watch and enjoy this show and other israeli television, and there is nothing an impotent pissant like yourself can do about it.
Even /misc/ thinks seinfeld is funny you don't need to be this gay
holy shit you caucasoids are so mentally weak and insecure. Guess thats what happens when you grow up being coddled during the evolutionary phases of humanity. My people fought tooth an nail over whatever patch of desert they could attain for God and glory, which is why we have TV shows and movies written about us and you homosexuals only watch them
>which is why we have TV shows and movies written about us
What shows?
Roots
I think Kramer is funny
The bus story is where he peaked