the charges, officer?

the charges, officer?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 counts of first degree murder. May God have mercy on your soul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 counts of murder huh? HOW ABOUT 3 COUNTS OF TENDIE ASSAULT?! HOW ABOUT 3 COUNTS OF BEING AN INSANE WIFE?! HOW ABOUT 3 COUNTS OF BEING A FRICKING NOSY BUSYBODY NEIGHBOR PIECE OF SHIT?! HOW ABOUT 3 COUNTS OF FALLING FOR A FRICKING PYRAMID SCHEME SHITTY “JOB” AND EMBARRASSING ME CONSTANTLY WITH IT SHANAAN?!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His wife deserved prison fir the pyramid scheme, and probably life for the munchausen by proxy, but not death. The kids themselves only deserved maybe five years for the nuggie launching.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nuggie launching is physical and psychological abuse. Personally, if it were up to me, nuggie throwers would be buried beneath the jail. There’s nothing worse than spending all those times making nuggies for someone just to get pelted with them right afterwards. It’s a hurtful betrayal

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nuggie chucking bastards

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of moronic name is shanaan anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bog standard white chick shit, her mom was probably a stupid b***h as well and naming your kid some dumbass shit is what white women with too much household power do when their man won’t check her. It’s always some stupidass respelled version of a name or something extra gay like naming a son Racer or Skylark or Brandison or some other homosexualshit guaranteed to make the kid gay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i could have saved her

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a Stoolers fan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what???

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was his love for the Steelers what caused him to get obsessed with anal?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a qrd? Bonus points for recommended viewings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      chicken nuggies

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being triggered by having chicken nuggets thrown at you by your daughter.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is that on his arm? was he on birth control or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a testosterone patch?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wife was poisoning him for her "job" and the side effects were uncontrollable murder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wife was into MLM and selling Caffiene patches. Because Caffiene is supposedly this rare earth mineral that you can't just buy in liquid form for pennies right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s an industrial byproduct of, bear with me here, decaffinated coffee. They can barely give that shit away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no joke, he has to endure the same things his wife was so if she was using nicotine patches he had to as well or if she had to pee sitting down he had to as well, it's basic western marriage equality

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wife doesn't give anal she gets what she frickin deserves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anal is such a meme, it doesnt even feel that good compared to pussy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not about the physical pleasure anon. To stick your wiener in a women’s poop hole and blow your seed into her shit filled cavity is to spit in the face of God himself.
        You are taking his great creation and literally throwing it in shit. That which he blessed upon you to create life is being blown right into the place where shit comes out of.
        We are programmed to want to procreate and frick pussy, to instead ignore the pussy right infront of you and stick it up her ass is to defy your creator and your programming. A sense of euphoria that you could never obtain by simply fricking a women’s pussy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you’re going to go that route, wouldn’t sticking it in some guy’s pooper be all the more delightful? Asking for your dad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No that’s fricking gay.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not if the balls don't touch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're outta your frickin mind

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a proud dad of two awesome daughters who love the Steelers (and yes, they bought me this shirt)

    His daughters didn't purchase that t-shirt. How could they? They were 3 & 4, and wouldn't have an income. Maybe, during an argument, Shannanananan divulged SHE really acquired the t-shirt, and in a fit of rage, Chris snapped and killed them all. That's the defense I would've gone with if I was his representation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok now i can see what he saw in her

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >likes Steelers, UNC, Yankees, Miami Heat
    Most insufferable teams

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killing your family for a butterface 4/10

    shiggydiggy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when youre older youll understand the allure of curvy women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ASS DRUK
      S
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      D
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  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was he thinking if it was premeditated it was one of the worst plans ever

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Americans really walk in their house with their shoes on, even on carpet. Like, you step in piss and shit, and spit and dirt outside, why would you come into your house and walk around with that into your presumably, clean house?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a house made of plastic and toxic chemicals that is so unhealthy they now recommend indoor hepa filters
        america is the land of pain and sorrow

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does "of two a w esome" mean.
    the daughters were too young to buy this shirt
    the shirt had to have been custom made
    why is there a puzzle piece taped to his arm

    this is ai.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello officer what can I help you with? I NEVER MURDERED HER OR THE KIDS OK
    >Sir I never sa-
    >OKAY YOU GOT ME I DUMPED THEIR BODIES IN THE OILDRUMS AT WORK WAAHH

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nugget induced temporary insanity
    case closed
    free that man

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is this nugget incident I hear of in every topic? Sounds like made up lore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says that himself in the TV interview, if you haven't even watched that what are you doing in this thread?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post more rare shaanaaans

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does working class guy live in a mansion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were severely in debt

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