>The charges, officer?

>The charges, officer?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jigsaw = JigC
    Baker = MC
    Afraid of Jigsaw? No, I enjoy MC content.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this schizobabble?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        incredibly locked post

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Old/Male/White
    Three counts of demographic irrelevance. You have the obligation to remain silent.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The kidnapping and murder of Cecil Adams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kidnapping
      Murder
      Murder in the 2nd degree
      More Murder
      False imprisonment
      Murder
      etc

      If you did not have the perspective of a movie goer, how would you prove this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the same way you prove a crime scene of a snuff film, if you catch the fricker on the scene he is your prime suspect and after that it is just up to linking him to some cameras and microphone usage on suspicious locations of people rigging their heads with various gadgets and getting mutilated
        all they need to do is prove that he was aware that people were being tortured and they can do that with finger prints / dna evidence of him near the location of microphone / cameras
        if you walk into cctv room (trespassing if you don't own it, if you own it you have even more explaining to do), witness people being tortured and just plop your ass down and start eating popcorn you my friend are violating the law

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair had he not lunged at Jigsaw after escaping the trap he would not have landed in the pit of barb wire. And he is a grown adult so I wouldn't call it kidnapping.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He kidnapped Cecil and committed first degree murder.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping
    Murder
    Murder in the 2nd degree
    More Murder
    False imprisonment
    Murder
    etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably RICO too for running a criminal enterprise

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*starts snickering to myself*
    Le charges...Officer?!!?!!! XDDDD Jigsaw didn't TECHNICALLY kill anyone, am I right guys
    >*bursts into full on tummy laughter*
    >*screenshots my own post and posts it on r/Cinemaphile*

    >*starts to do my silly boy dance*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does your silly boy dance look like anon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's your reddit account?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont have a reddit account weirdo i only browse Cinemaphile cos i am super le based and epic. only normies use reddit am i right my guyz?!?!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whats wrong with that? I do that. Why are you mocking me? I exclusively browse Cinemaphile? Problem?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        JigSawDidNothingWrong

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not afraid of him.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a judge in the supreme court. He couldnt be charged with anything, he would walk free

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assisting suicide

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism, spamming Cinemaphile with your repetitive crap
    verdict: have a nice day

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Hoffman and Amanda maybe a tiny bit more that John , not sure why but John made really cool tape recordings that are one of the best bits of the series to me, he always sounds really cool and its something Id like to emulate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoffman was based because he wasn't under any delusions that he was helping people, he just liked putting people in traps and watching them die.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting schlock

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"GEORGE FLOYD. I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME."
    >"YOU DEVOTED YOUR LIFE TO CRIME AND DRUGS. BUT IF A POLICE OFFICER WERE TO CATCH YOU IN POSSESSION OF FENTANYL TABLETS...HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO AVOID INCARCERATION?"
    >Breaking: Jigsaw was charged with three separate counts of murder for the death of our Lord and Savior, George Floyd.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fashion police would like to have a word with you sir!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's digits and JigC!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My name is John Kramer and I’m here to say
        I like to kill people in a freaky way
        I get away with it and my ego enlarges
        Police try to pull up I say “what are the charges”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will the real Jigsaw please stand up? Alright, we're gonna have a problem here.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating a meal. a succulent chinese meal.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youve made this thread 4 or 5 times in the past 2 days, calm down

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JigC says, whatever you do, don't pay to see the new Saw movie. If you're going to spend hours of your life watching the movie, you shouldn't also spend money that you also previously traded time from your life for.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAWCRO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised you didn't get digits.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felony Association Kidnapping
    Felony Association Murder
    Felony Association GBH

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread #1273 about the upcoming movie

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jiggy never stepped foot within a court room or jail cell in his life. he won.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resisting arrest!
    *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *everything was recording so the PD was sued next day by that blond b***h that was his wife*
      he doesnt lose, baby.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    #cancelled

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a cop, I wouldn't arrest him. I'd just strap a bomb to his back that can only be disarmed if he manages to dislocate his arms, then I'd tell him he has a minute to disarm it and then say "live or die, your choice". If he dies, he dies. It's not murder, it was his choice, you cannot prove otherwise.

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