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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY TRUMP, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED TO GET BACK AT THOSE RAINBOW HAIRS WHO MAKE FUN OF ME ON DADDY ELON'S PLAYGROUND

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just let disney free fall

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick George Lucas. The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong and kys asap.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I love life too much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le strong female warrior defeats the men
      lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf I hate George Lucas now (still miles better than Disney)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never understood the purpose of saying something like this when Luke is clearly the main character across the Original Trilogy and even just "A New Hope". It feels like Lucas was speaking out of both sides of his mouth; appealing to a predominantly male audience by making Luke the protagonist, but then trying to be "woke" but claiming that Leia is the MC when she's not. It's insulting for both men and women. At least with ST Rey is clearly the main character.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I keep waiting for George to have a redemption arch, but it never comes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it came in 77

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ST
      >mediocre
      >not utter shit
      kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ST
      The worst movie trilogy on the entire planet
      >PT
      Decent Star Wars movies, but 10x better if you watched them when you were growing up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Decent Star Wars movies
        They're really REALLY not. They ruined so much from the OT.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok you're right.
          They're pretty good Star Wars movies that greatly expanded the small universe the OT started off with.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...in awful way

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They were indeed awfully great

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                at being shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to scare off the boomers holding star wars back, but the shit was actually an illusion, behind it lie absolute kino

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which hid absolute shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 3 is better than episode 6

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        episode 6 is the best star wars movie still

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      the sequels at least had cool cgi and decent acting
      kek

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even fix this poo poo anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of getting so big you’re guaranteed to fail? it happens to all mega corporations who can only find growth through expansion. GE had this same problem. They sold their holdings and refocused on engineering. Disney needs to go back to the basics which is groundbreaking animation that made them famous. Fantasia, Bambi, so on were marvels for their time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, boomer.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I SAY LUCAS YOU SAY SORRY

    LUCAS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but you can't write dialogue at all and needed a co-writer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry for making a better Star Wars movie than you ever could, even in your prime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >THE VILLAIN'S JUST FRICKING DEAD NOW, OK?

        >THE FORCE CAN ZOOM MEETING NAO FOR THE ZOOMIES, GET IT?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (You) farming again anon?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Kneel before the objective and perfect tier list

    The only great Star Wars is A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Andor.

    If you want pretty good but doesn't live up to the hype tier stuff: Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One.

    If you want so bad it's good, The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.

    If you want slop kino, Mandalorian seasons 1 and 2.

    If you fricking hate cinema and love the Hebrew race, The Force Awakens, Rise of the Skywalker, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Book of Boba Fett, Mando Season 3 all make the Star Wars Holiday Special look amazing by comparison.

    If you want to be utterly blown away and left speechless by the incompetence and lack of forward thinking in modern Hollywood, The Last Jedi. The Last Jedi is a fricking storytelling blackhole. I am astounded it was put to film.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Last Jedi is about how traditions and myths are important, but they require honest examination; they shouldn't be used as a crutch so you never have to grow, but instead should be used as a foundation to look towards the future and build something new, because time marches ever onward and we are only what we grow beyond
      >lack of forward thinking in modern Hollywood
      wtf?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>The Last Jedi is about how traditions and myths are important, but they require honest examination; they shouldn't be used as a crutch so you never have to grow, but instead should be used as a foundation to look towards the future and build something new, because time marches ever onward and we are only what we grow beyond
        When the frick did I say that? You are responding to someone else homie. I think TLJ is shit and everyone who promotes it as some 'dark' and 'mature' take on SW is a fricking moron. TLJ is about how having consistent themes while also maintaining the logical progression of cause and effect is too hard, so just let woke writers make shit up as they go. After all, it's not like A WRITER'S LITERAL FRICKING JOB, THEIR DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC, THE REASON THEY ARE PAID TO MAKE PRETEND STORIES, IS RHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNIQUELY QUALIFIED TO JUGGLE THESE TWO THINGS OR ANYTHING. How the frick is TLJ so 'mature' when it is easily the most childish and immature of all the Star Wars films by a mile.

        It's not original. Some people say it just does the opposite of whatever you expect but it doesn't even do that right. It still ripped off Hoth. It still ripped off Yoda training Luke. It still ripped of Bespin. It just did them all in ways that were the opposite of whst you expected to happen, but it still did it. TLJ is, ironically, neck and neck with TFA in how the OT hangs over it during the runtime, yet at the same time. It's obsessed with being adult, yet has the most childish sense of humor. It is the most different, and it expresses that originality by doing not something new, but something old wirh a twist. Luke again, but different; do Hoth again, but different. Every 'original' element is derived from a relationship to something you already saw. That's not original.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you fricking hate cinema, The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.
      FTFY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I desperately hope that Andor S2 isn't shit and its just as kino as S1. Though I'm not mentally prepared for Luthen's death since he's obviously going to die in it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he is on Epstein list.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nor for has-beens

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still caring about this cultural cancer
    God, I can't wait to Putin to destroy USA so finally we can get rid of Star Wars.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This israelite is fighting this other israelite for control of Yidsney!

    Oh boy meanwhile Georgie is too busy having to defend fourty year old movies because they had white men in them and that makes the wokies mad!

    >George Lucas Defends Star Wars from Criticisms That 'It's All White Men': 'Most of the People Are Aliens!'

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-lucas-defends-majority-white-casting-of-original-star-wars-trilogy-and-prequels_n_6650db4fe4b0c292ea04ca8c

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harrison Ford is of israeli descent. Just so you know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what other irrelevant information can u share with us anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are almost no alien main characters in the OT though. Chewie, Jabba, Ackbar, and funny laughing fella I guess. And of those only Chewie is actually main cast.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Backing Bob Iger was the correct move, ya dipshit.
    The alternative is a literal fast-food israelite with zero track history in the entertainment industry.

    Obviously, they're both shit - but the PUNISHED shit is the better play. He is potentially more malleable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't Peltz our israelite
      George backed Iger because they are both cum guzzling sjw quadruple homosexuals

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got so butthurt over criticism he sold his franchise
    Right

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm I wonder what George Lucas who accepted billions in shares as part of the Star Wars deal and who has a financial interest in Disney meant by this?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is a completely soulless boo boo institution that finished the job of destroying his creation
    just like our boomer parents
    why are boomers like this

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