The Critical Drinker's Top 5 Movies

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5-saving private ryan
    4-falling down
    3-big trouble in little china
    2-back to the future 1
    1-lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2-back to the future 1
      >1-lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring

      Based...

      I still dislike the guy though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All big budget Hollywood blockbusters, none of which are older than the 80's.

      I mean, not that any of those are bad, but that's the list I'd expect from someone who only occasionally watches movies, not from a critic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quintessential chudcore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those are good movies yes.
      not the top 5 you would expect from someone who thinks and writes about film for a living, but still.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      manchild cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is just an npc but for skeptics
      at least Saving Private Ryan is an interesting choice tho, the only one, respect him for putting that there lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Respect for having one of the most famous and influential films in pop culture on his top 5 just because it's not for kids?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      James Rolfe tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        James Rolfe makes better content even post-Screenwave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of these movies are above an 8 out of 10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all these tryhard replies
      lol, look at yourselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All blockbuster shit
      Jesus, this guy is a fricking pleb. He really can't expand his horizon beyond relegating himself to homosexualy blockbuster shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems pretty standard, nothing worth seething about.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chud phrenology

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That'sawl I've got for todee.....go awee noo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly how I pictured him looking, a complete soi homosexual

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bro what is that chin. that jawline bro? bro?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my top 5 movies are
    >dog day afternoon
    >munich
    >fellowship
    >zoolander
    >the edge (1997)
    how fricked am i?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoolander
      Dangerously based. The greatest comedy ever made alongside the first Scary Movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i love it too
        watch the edge if you haven't seen it anon, you won't be disappointed...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is about making fun of The Drinker, gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad. Check mine

      >Terminator
      >Predator
      >Total Recall
      >Conan the Barbarian
      >Eraser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like all of those, i just watched conan last week, pure kino
        still can't believe how good arnold looked back then no homo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing homosexual about admiring another person's accomplishments anon. YWNBAW. Be greatful for that.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT HIS FRICKING NECK HAHAHAHAHHA

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Head shaped like a rugby ball.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who this jackass is, but I keep seeing him being posted, so I assume he's another chud approved e-celeb

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