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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they gotta always remember us that were in 2024 with a ugly mistery meat female lead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they always gotta remember us

      looks like the mystery meat is in your veins anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I more a white then you jajajaja

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please only share your opinions in your native language, in forums designed for communication in your native language.

        Extremely based. Tired of these thirdies shitting up the board with their broken English ESL assess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please only share your opinions in your native language, in forums designed for communication in your native language.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High yellow of undetermined origin, with thoroughly unremarkable features. You see several of her at Walmart every day with unruly kids in tow, no dad, having a needlessly loud conversation on her phone set to speaker and at full volume. The EBT queen. The new “girl next door.”

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the mutted prostitute on the top right? She looks frickable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BWC connoisseur, fka twigs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would give FKA Twigs hugs

      BWC connoisseur, fka twigs

      based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >knowingly infected her with STDs
        >raged about her ex-bf Robert Pattinson
        >raged at her for hours about her supposed lack of taste in art
        >literally counted the number of kisses she gave him in a day and raged if she fell short of his target number
        >raged when she didn't immediately reciprocate his affection
        >would constantly break up with her and disappear then return and beg her to take him back
        >refused to allow her to sleep with any clothing on
        >scared her by storing guns all over his house due to his paranoia that gang members would attack him
        >claimed to kill stray dogs in LA so he could get into character for a gangster movie role
        >strangled her repeatedly on Valentine's Day
        >threatened to crash the car they were driving in unless she professed her eternal love for him
        >strangled her and threw her back in the car when she tried to escape
        >humiliated another girl on a flight for wearing expensive sunglasses and then drunkenly headbutted her in their hotel room

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He will not divide us!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking love Shia. What a wackjob.
          That said, does he have any money left for her to pluck?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all of it except the last one is cringe small dick energy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to allow her to sleep with any clothing on
          Do Americans sleep with clothes on?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget
          >became a born again christian and everything was instantly forgotten

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the power of BWC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      patrician mulatto enjoyer

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give FKA Twigs hugs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Lil Peep reference with the eyebrow tattoo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I called it when it was first announced and casted, Eric was going to be Lil Peep. It's the closest thing today to the aesthetic of the original.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact their black women are so light-skinned is evidence that white is superior.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bleaching them out of existence frfr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, and getting the full marginalized treatment before the bleaching.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting so tired of mutt women exploiting their perceived black women identity-ness to steal roles away from actual black women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact their black women are so light-skinned is evidence that white is superior.

      Plenty of African-Americans have White genetics. If you want a pure Black African, you're going to have to look in the continent of Africa, especially the places that haven't been colonized by Christian Europe or the Islamic Middle East. And now I think that even Communist China is in Africa.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fascinated by those bathroom decorations. Is that standard now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's symbolism for the Illuminati and post-humanism or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A pyramid and statue bust. You're awfully easy to impress.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >swede trying to look le badass
    come on now

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some WMBF kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's like every third movie atm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      >black
      Do either qualify?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sarsgaard is Scandinavian and the girl is clearly mulatto. Close enough.

        Anon, that's like every third movie atm

        Zendaya movies don't count - she's ugly.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there fricking sun and daylight in a Crow movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is there fricking sun and daylight in a Crow movie?
      Because about half of the movie is set before he dies. Remember that the 1994 Crow film accidentally killed Lee after they'd shot the scenes where he was in makeup, meaning they had to improvise with the scenes of him alive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOL way to make up your own head cannon. There were 8 days left of shooting when Brandon Lee was killed on set. Only 3 of them required his presence. The script essentially remained unchanged, and a body double was used. None of that even remotely means that the movie was meant to have tons of sunlight, you astounding homosexual.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did all of the subcultures blend together? None of them seem distinct anymore. Are they goth or mumble rappers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all surface-level now, the styles mean nothing to them besides vague social coding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      subcultures are fricking dead thanks to normalhomosexuals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and this process began in 1991 and was complete by 1996

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIT

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the jim crow

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many interesting movie ideas. Even the randoms online have more intriguing ideas than just remaking old good movies. This feels like such a waste.

    I get remaking a sci-fi movie from the 50s with updated SFX but remaking movies that haven't even been made that long ago and were perfect as they were is just insulting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know, i knew this was coming in the year 1998 when Gus Van Sant remade. Shot for shot, too, "as an experiment"... no idea what he was experimenting and later he admitted he didn't either. This was like a curse that was cast upon hollywood, to me: its like i knew that for the next decades it's gonna be non stop remakes like this shit. absoutely useless remakes at every levels, for anyone. his psycho bombed if i remember right, i was happy but i knew we were done for and hardly any good new kino would be made. i was sort of right, mostly right. the upside: back then it was expensive to rent arthouse and the best foreign films and they were not all available... it was basically impossible for a poor dude to know all that much , couldnt imagine i could get mostly everything that i wanted to see online for free within the next decade. i presume within the next decade cool online dudes will save cinema with AI assisted movies of our own, like you said we are already very creative as it is we just need the right tools that are coming right up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Psycho remake was nothing like modern remake craze. Modern remake craze is about nostalgia. Van Sant wanted to see how much would the film change if you remade it almost shot for shot. He ended up changing way too much tho, and it feeling just like shlock. Haneke did the same concept much better by remaking Funny Games shot for shot in English.
        Current remake craze is nostalgia bait.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          from a cinematographic experience it was useless, like the current remakes are useless. that's what they have in common.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can say that about any bad movie. The issue is in the reason of making something, and Psycho wasn't the starting point of the issue because the intentions were different and so was the approach.
            I'd say modern remake shit can rather be traced to something like that Total Recall remake from 2012. Although that was still not as hard on the nostalgia baiting.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ she's ugly, even worse than Zendaya and Ortega.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks better than Zendaya, what are you on about?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yung lean crow

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are all these botted responses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The IP counter was removed for a reason, anon. Engagement like

      I unironically think it looks fun
      I also never saw the original and don't intend to

      has to be created.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't express moderate interest in a new film without being called a bot
        I miss back bots were too stupid to post and everyone just called each other plebs instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you werent here before bots, gaynew

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it depends what bots you count. I was here before bots were making comments that sounded like real people

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically think it looks fun
    I also never saw the original and don't intend to

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only possible reaction

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  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she dated Shia LaBoof who gave her STD's

    >In court papers obtained by The Sun, FKA Twigs, 32, claimed the actor “knowingly transmitted a serious illness to Tahliah, without ever informing her beforehand that he suffered from this dreadful malady.”
    >When she confronted Shia about her symptoms, he “admitted that he suffered from a sexually transmitted disease which had been diagnosed years earlier.”
    >“Further, LaBeouf admitted that he had experienced a flareup of his disease’s symptoms in December 2019, but worked to hide his outward symptoms from Tahliah by applying makeup.
    >She claimed his attorney “cruelly dismissed the sexually transmitted disease LaBeouf had infected Tahliah with as ‘not that bad.’”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is wrong with him??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Covered up with makeup
        Prolly just the herp. Cold sores.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a leftist israelite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cold sores or herpes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I'm so fricking terrified of STDs. I once got a bacterial infection around my legs and genitals when I hooked up with a girl and it traumatized me because I'm allergic to a lot of antibiotics, so it took like half a year to fully clear it. I can't imagine being stuck with something literally forever because you fricked some gross person.

      I haven't nutted in a girl raw in like 15 years. It's just too scary.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is wrong with him??

        she dated Shia LaBoof who gave her STD's

        >In court papers obtained by The Sun, FKA Twigs, 32, claimed the actor “knowingly transmitted a serious illness to Tahliah, without ever informing her beforehand that he suffered from this dreadful malady.”
        >When she confronted Shia about her symptoms, he “admitted that he suffered from a sexually transmitted disease which had been diagnosed years earlier.”
        >“Further, LaBeouf admitted that he had experienced a flareup of his disease’s symptoms in December 2019, but worked to hide his outward symptoms from Tahliah by applying makeup.
        >She claimed his attorney “cruelly dismissed the sexually transmitted disease LaBeouf had infected Tahliah with as ‘not that bad.’”

        Times like this I realise how lucky I was after being a degenerate in college then fricking prostitures in thailand with no condom

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >prostitures in thailand
          those were men

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had three HPV warts in like 20 years of fricking hookers and it's not a big fricking deal. They don't look anywhere near close to what you might find googling, I only catched them because I check my peepee with an urologist once a year

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are all Hollywood actors just rife with STDs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he have a cold sore or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I highly doubt a "cold sore" would need makeup to cover it up
        Anyway, a trial starts this October
        >In 2020, she filed a lawsuit accusing the "Transformers" star of "relentless abuse," including sexual battery, assault and infliction of emotional distress.
        >LaBeouf responded to the allegations in an email to The New York Times, saying he was "ashamed" of his "history of hurting the people closest to me." His legal team submitted a response to Twigs’ lawsuit in February 2021 denying the assault allegations. A trial in the case is expected to take place in October.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cold sores are big, red and ugly as frick. Obvious as frick too, which has got to be pretty horrible for an actor who trades on their looks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for going kosher

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lije her music but dear god, why not cast a pretty female lead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a israelite who probably never been to a football game wearing chiefs hoodie and a british slag wearing bowe and holyfield shield, probably doesn't know who either of those people are

      these people are so fricking fake. rich kids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this is true then why doesn't Mia Goth have the same disease...seems fishy...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably just herpes which is not a big deal.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the original Crow Asian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, he was Croatian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was Bruce Lee's son and a hapa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yah oliginal clow asian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Crow in the original movie was half Chinese and half White American. Second movie was Hispanic, the rest of the films starred White guys. The t.v. show had a South East Asian-American(Chinese, Filipino, Spanish, Japanese and Irish who was raised in Hawaii) as the Crow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasian, but Brandon Lee looked pretty white from the right angle.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to mention, it's probably because Bruce lee was already 1/8 German.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, so he was 62.5% euro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was wrong actually, Bruce Lee's grandfather was a European diplomat, so he was 1/4 European.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rip, so handsome
        mourning what could have been

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He fit right into that prettyboy action hero niche that ended up being filled by Keanu Reeves, who is I think an inferior actor and not nearly as handsome. I could easily have seen Brandon Lee in The Matrix.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nvr thought of that. He would have been perfect

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keanu Reeves may not be as great an actor but he is a lot more likable and charismatic exactly because he is so weird.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you google it, Brandon Lee was in fact supposed to play Johnny Cage in the 1995 Mortal Kombat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a bit of Lee way in that regard.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like Post Malone?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TI-IME TO TAKE HER HOME

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fka twigs is not as cute when she looks normal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricka Twigs is just not cute at all.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need to make the lead lovers look like disgusting criminal junkies who pull tricks behind the truckstop to sell them as glamorous to the zoomergen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called going for a kino aesthetic. You wouldn't get it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bruh i dress like a junky crackhead on purpose it looks soooo cool

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bruh i dress like a junky crackhead on purpose it looks soooo cool
          Yes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            L

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Shinas (who played Shelly in the original) will always be Valerie 23 to me from The Outer Limits.
    (She's bogged af now though)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the 3 canisters?
    is this like the 3 seashells?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie meant to be set in an American city, because neither of them are nailing the accent. It would have been cooler if they based it in Gothenburg, Sweden, and made the entire soundtrack Drain Gang and Yung Lean lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trailer

      ?si=yyMgMfpXE5wDrgK5
      sound design is very suicide squad, so no thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that main boss guy is the main bad guy in loads of films

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't get raped so it's lame

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh goodie it's another soulless remake cashing in on millennial nostalgia that will be forgotten within a year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on millenial nostalgia

      It's Gen X nostalgia, the original came out in 94

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's on the cusp, 94 is a prime year for Elder Millenials

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no cap

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they cast a black woman to play a white character?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait are they rebooting The Crow?
    With a literally who and a bargain bin Jessica Alba?
    I'm not going to comment on the atmosphere in these shots since I'm sure you picked them specifically to get a rise out of people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing fka twigs (hilarious name) to the (still stunningly) beautiful jessica alba
      You need to get your eyes checked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rebooting
      did society just forget there are like 6 crow movies already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you blame them?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, this ain't art its the fricking crow it has always been cringeslop

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some things should be left alone.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell this pic from here.
    Luckily, it's the Crow. I don't give a shit.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that dislike ratio on the trailer
    CAW CAW BANG FRICK I'M DEAD

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even nude. Extremely dissapointing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why agree to this when it is public information she has an std?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black girls with tight little butts are just the best. Just the best. Isn’t she something? Wow

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tone of the trailer is all of. Is it a love story or not!vampire no!John Wick?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine complaining about FKA Twigs when the only woman with screen time in the original movie was Bai Ling

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maggie Glynenhaal but black

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crows are filthy animals

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