The Crow (2024)

Thoughts about the new The Crow?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the bad guy have some sort of supernatural power too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of rape! aka white privilege

      I'm so sick of you honkys! Crows are black, The Crow should be black!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll give you The Crow... for Blade. Trade?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Crow... for Blade
          DEAL!
          frick yeah, Blade is now white! Daywalker is now the Whitewalker! Eat your heart out Jon Snow!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You robbed those homies!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's got a knockoff Death Eater ability that gives him immortality, and he's played by That Guy

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like a John Wick movie

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    too clean
    too much daylight
    the short hair looks bad
    yep it's gonna suck
    as reddit as it seems, boy kills world will be the superior skarsgard kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They clearly wanted to make a different movie from the original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boy kills world will be the superior skarsgard kino
      Basado

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing that Bai Ling is not involved.

    This might have given her enough money to release her self made toilet paper sex comedy movie.

    Yes, that is a thing:
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12611912/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bai Ling was hot 30 years ago.
      >30 years ago
      dont need any grandmas on screen

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they have to remake everything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      new generation need a contemporary look. at least thats what the suits think.

      also there are millions of movies out there by now. to really make something new becames harder and harder.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the Joker baby!!!
    Did David fricking Ayer direct this shitpile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, looks like a James Gunn flick

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skarsgaardbros we are eating good!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boy Kills World
      >The Crow
      >Nosferatu
      Yeah.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of the lords of chaos poster, which would ironically work better as a crow movie poster than the one in OP

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s line delivery is bad, black chicks line delivery is atrocious. Terrible design for the crow, sets look like a Netflix film. Has none of the of hat made the crow standout. I’m predicting 38 percent onset.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Death Stranding 2 was the remake though

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brandon Lee was too short and skinny
    Vincent Perez was gay
    Dacascos was short asian and not talented
    Furlong was gay and junkie
    This guy now Scatgard cant even speak english

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense for him to have pagan roots so skarsgaardbros stay winning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what pagan roots? He is swedish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL I didn't know Furlong had made a crow movie. It looks low budget as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furlong didnt even use the crows makeup cause as a junkie he was always pale

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave him an Edgar cut. it just looks lame, the original looked so grimy and sleazy you could ignore a lot of the corny dialogue.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been Johnny Depp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too old
      Would work better for Ashe in a remake of CoA

      Brandon Lee was too short and skinny
      Vincent Perez was gay
      Dacascos was short asian and not talented
      Furlong was gay and junkie
      This guy now Scatgard cant even speak english

      Perez based his performance off Jim Morrison

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read the comic today after seeing all the memeing about this trailer
    good fricking lord what did they do to it. Did they literally interpret Eric as DA JOKAH? Why has the goth/post-punk undertones been replaced with fricking shitty Soundcloud zoomer rap?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have to make the movie appeal to the new generation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic was too depressing. It's the only comic book ever made that's genuine art. The emotional power of it was astounding. I hope no fellow man ever goes through what James did. I don't know how I wouldn't kill myself given how emotional I get over girls, much less losing the love of my life like that. Frick. Wells up my eyes just thinking about it. The way he drew her with such love and softness.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a fricking grip homie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depressing as the over all situation sure. But there's enough dark humor in it to keep things from cutting yourself like Eric.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As other have said it, it's all about making it "to the new generation" or such crap. The original comic and the adaptation is fricking grimy, dark and all in all everything 90's. Though I think that the trailer doesn't look like complete shit, it is still fricking far from what the source material is.

      Fricking sad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the crow
      jackass
      fashion
      music
      video games
      film

      90s/00s rock/emo/scene/metal/goth/punk culture has been replaced by Black person-wannabe mumblerap and ugly tattoo broccoli hair homosexualry.

      the boomers and zoomers who hated the peak 90s/00s culture have shit taste and the best they could ever come up with is "edgy" as if that were a bad thing

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Love interest is now a black-ish rapper most famous for having been beaten up by Shia LaBoeuf
    Shan’t be watching.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    brandon, may he rest in peace rip, is probably spinning in his grave yelling i died for this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His movie will always be there to watch. The one that should be botherd is the creator fo the comic maybe.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet he's gonna kill anybody who tries to do a heckin' rascism

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fatigued.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just made me want to watch the original again.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there's no spunky neighborhood tomboy sidekick I'm simply not watching it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am watching you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CROW NIPPLEVISION ACTIVATE!

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we're going to be spammed with
    >Times you acted like The Crow™ XD
    threads for the opening week of this movie's release and then never hear about it again ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked when he said "It's CROWING time!"

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching after the Black came abroad

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope alec baldwin isnt in the movie
    check the gun props

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the reason for all the downvotes on the video other than the forced diversity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other than the forced diversity?

      Is that not reason enough? I haven't watched the trailer but I assume it's garbage like all modern day Hollywood slop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is. me asking for other reasons is not to downplay that, but just curious what the other complaints were.
        seems like a big part is the lack of gothic feel

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not believable cause the girl is an ugly black.
    why would a spirit come back in revenge for that?
    being with her shows he had already given up in life

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    twigsbros... we fricking won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eDUWsaZ.png

      Thoughts about the new The Crow?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too Jason Bourne.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The announcement got me to rewatch the original for the first time in forever, so that was a positive. And read the comic. The movie is better.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the main character and his gf look like revolting tattooed aids infested pukes, and for that reason I'm out

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Yung Lean.

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