>The current state of Superman

>The current state of Superman
Will DC Comics ever be good again?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. The last good DC comic was Pax Americana from 2015.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter is going to love this page.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smitty does

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is even happening in this page?

      >Clark is now into BDSM
      Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?

      Super bondage outfit

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

      I'm a casual and even I knew that this is the costume he had when he was the savior of some alien planet. He was like He-man or hawkman in his last run.

      Are YouTubers making a big deal about this 2 years afterward?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea no fucking shit but the joke is obviously that it’s not just a souvenir based on Lois’ embarrassment and how she hurries Jon away from it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And now he wears it while Lois legs him.

          Why does Superman have weird Headcanon when his comics mention the past? Like you can read the book instead of making up some weird story.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She'd probably hurry him away too if there was a French maid outfit

          When did roleplay in bed become a bad thing?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Since trump won

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And now he wears it while Lois legs him.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is even happening in this page?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super bondage outfit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Super bondage outfit

        John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

        >Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life
        Bruh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She learned it from Wonder Woman

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clark is now into BDSM
    Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is a Straight White Male and must be humiliated under Leftist Law.
      Same reason Peter Parker is constantly humiliated and bested to a pulp while begging for his life, all the while Miles Morales is portrayed as the strongest perfect hero. It is to make the White Cis Male characters look weak.

      Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Married couple having sex bad
        >Lois liking Superman's sexy gladiator outfit is bad
        ?

        >Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.
        Another way of saying you're just brainrotted schizos. What a pitiful way of living, overanalyzing everything, categorizing everything into woke and not woke and deciding if it's good and bad based solely on that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WAAAAAAHHHH STOP CRITICIZING MY WOKE GOYSLOP!
          Shouldn’t you be busy making another thread defending/shilling Velma?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >categorizing everything into woke and not woke
          Play zero sum games, win fucking nothing. Good day, sir.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superman isn't white. His ancestors are from Urrika, not Europe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah once your brain rots this fucking badly there's nothing that can save it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lois chains him to the wall while she fucks Batchad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman can hear every chad fucking Lois even if he is on the moon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lois gets some random guy for a short amount of time
        >clark gets wonder woman for a few years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looser than a gay hooker
        >more pozzed than a reddit mod
        >able to prep multiple bulls with a single mouth
        >it's a stag
        >it's a sub
        >no it's SUPERKEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're fighting "toxic masculine" it's only going to get worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Now

      Look up Joe Shuster and BDSM, kid. Ain't nothing new about this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?
      Because peeminists
      Peeminist ruins everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super bondage outfit

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

      Idiots, it's not a bondage thing. It is for roleplay, so he can play an old pulp fiction hero and Lois is the dame hanging off his legs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or it’s like Spartacus, the domina and the gladiator bit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes thank you

          I knew that reminded me of an actual comic suit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Superman, the leather club is two fortresses down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think his deep, dark fantasies are?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He let's Lois to bring kryptonite so he can feel a little pain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tend to think Clark is pretty vanilla and Lois is corrupting him with her degeneracy.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surprised women like the gladiator look
    I know /toon/ is gay, but you all can't be that obtuse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are. They absolutely are.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really surprised?

    This is the same insane company that made Joker pregnant.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you mad that superman is having sex?

    I guess that's why so many comic book readers say superman is unrelateable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of hard-core conservatives who scream think of the children any time anything that isn't sex for the purpose of procreation only with the lights off is even mentioned

      >oh noooo, a happily married heterosexual couple enjoys sex!
      Yeah what an outrage.

      Fucking retards. Nobody is suprised that Superman and Lois fuck. We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay. Of course you know this but you want to shitpost and act retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
        >meanwhile this entire thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
          People that actually read comics for the story don't. You cartoon casuals and twitter gays who just share out of context pages might have porn addictions but not everyone does

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DC
    Degenerate Comics

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean Superman takes it up the butt from Lois’s strap-on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a DC character. So yes.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really thnk /toon/ is at an all time low. Just full of brainrot and constantly afraid of bullshit to enjoy anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yerr true dat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this sjw bs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who can take the biggest strap on, Superman or Vegeta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman.
      He’s much more gay than Vegeta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Needs a culo edit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long til they make Superman having a Scat fetish like from the Peacemaker show into canon?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And people wonder why Goku is more popular than Superman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Superman kisses his wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and so does everyone else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And takes her strap-on like a sissy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the guy whose entire personality atm is "I get off on having guys beat me up" and has never kissed his wife on the lips.
      That Goku?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Superman kisses his wife

      You mean the guy whose entire personality atm is "I get off on having guys beat me up" and has never kissed his wife on the lips.
      That Goku?

      yes

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, gonna need a source for this because there's no fucking way this is real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Action Comics #1051.

      Written by the guy who told anyone who wanted Real Jon Kent back to go fuck themselves (in so many words).

      https://i.imgur.com/85cGyJe.jpg

      >The current state of Superman
      Will DC Comics ever be good again?

      With the same dingbat editors and writers doing the same shit that people haven't liked for almost five years?

      Not at this rate.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Whining that Superman has a healthy sex life with his wife
    How the fuck was Lois supposed to resist THIS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the roleplay is about lois rescuing slave superman and "healing him" or more of a dominatrix thing where lois is a female supervillain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly the latter. Though I could see Lois servicing cruel alien warlord Kal-El as his sex slave now and again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dominatrix thing but Lois hasta wear the Batmask and Batstrapon or else Clark can't get off to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not his sexiest gladiator outfit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably just "Hey, he looks hot as fuck in this outfit"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but wolverines gonna be a chud

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people pretending that lois being into savage fucking is out of character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a mask for her insecurities and cuckquean fetish imho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just thinks it'd be hot

        Don't judge her

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yall bros are prudes

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love finding out the kinky sex life of characters. Especially when it's just harmless fun. Also, that suit really was built for sex.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people are fucking philistines.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Superman so gay that he enjoys women torturing him?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Stop reading capeshit.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much you wanna bet that Superman listens to Sissy Hypno?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Lois is a dom
    my ass, quit projecting. Lois loves the Savage “Sword” of Clark, simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Superman loves getting his butt pegged after that Russian raped him. And Lois satisfies him with a strap-on.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Lex Luthor steal all those women's suitcases?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He stole 40 suitcases? That's as many as four tens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kek’d

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not without a heroic sacrifice from Teen Jon, involving an explosion that would have destroyed Earth that resets him back to Damian's age and removes his memories of being older. Boom, fixed. It's just freakishly suHispanicious that somebody at DC who is supposedly not a gay is pushing so hard to not reset Jon from his current form because they are somehow straight, yet so in love with the idea of Jon being gay.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo not the heckin characterinos having sex
    I knew that you guys don't touch women but jesus lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So what if Clark takes it up the butt with a strap-on!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop projecting your fetishes on Clark

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Batman can't eat pussy, but Supes can be into BDSM?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FuckYou Superman!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Context. That’s the outfit he wore when he was on war world fighting to free slaves from Mongol. Not BDSM wear.
    Do you guys judge Batman when he keeps old uniforms he doesn’t use anymore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Lois keeps it in the closet and doesn’t want others to see it.

      Damn. You Supersissies are really bad at damage control.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batman have old suits he don't want to be seen or touched.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Batman is also gay, anon. He tried to have sex with Ghost Maker. Not a good example.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sick of it all

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chud thread

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine looking at a random joke page and being so upset you immediately start explaining how this is killing white men. It's just a fucking joke you retards. There's also no mention of strap ons but of course /toon/ is thinking about gay sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being in denial that Superman doesn’t it take it up the ass by Lois’s strap-on. Why are you so hateful at something so beautiful?

      I thought you leftists weren’t suppose to be such bigots?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still dont understand how any of this means he takes it in the ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably speaks from experience

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BDSM is associated with being submissive and most men into it are secretly gay. Which is why they love strap-ons so much.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not denying that they use it for sex. Just that she probably kept it bc she thought it looked hot. It's just a random one-off joke about how two adults are into weird shit, it's not as deep as "OMG Superman gets railed by his wife?!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a troll anon.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people upset that Clark and Lois have a fun and fulfilling sex life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are upset because Clark is submissive and probably takes it up the butt.

      Superman is is now SuperSissy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just certain crossboarders trying to get one over on the guy who's stronger than Their Hero, again. They always hit the same few talking points and start salivating over their headcanon, which involves Superman's ass.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you think about killing random /toon/ users before or after thinking about men getting fucked in the ass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what would it take for you to give your host his motor functions back long enough for him to pick up some dewormer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck you realy are a schizo.get you gay bdsm fantasys somewhere else.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Yes, when I put a bullet through your skull, I'll tell you "this is for making the fictional comic book guy a degenerate", and you will have absolutely had it coming.
    Ok schizo

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're getting worked up over nothing. It's just a shitty comic. Ignore these tards resorting to feminine tactics to insult you. Their lives are probably as bad as yours, but don't give them any satisfaction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm perfectly calm, I'm merely informing him that this is the hill I'm going to calmly kill him on.
      And I'm going to kill the other one over gas stoves.
      If they wanted to live, they shouldn't have acted so gay and retarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your life woulf actually be less tragic if pic related were the case.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lois and Clark are married , in love and have an active sex life.
    That's a good thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lies, injustice, and taking it up the pooper

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jon now thinks that his dad likes it up the ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Jon knows where he got it from.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of hard-core conservatives who scream think of the children any time anything that isn't sex for the purpose of procreation only with the lights off is even mentioned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when did your uncle molest you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hardcore lefties and righties screaming at each other, dragging the reluctants into the mess, like every other website.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noooo, a happily married heterosexual couple enjoys sex!
    Yeah what an outrage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Sex is not to be enjoyed. It is sinful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so just don't procreate retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is God's will we do. But it is still a sin so we must do it under cover of night

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you on Cinemaphile, you're probably committing a dozen sins just by sitting around on this website

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am here to save your souls and clean up this sites degeneracy. I have been here long enough to be called an old fag, since 2016.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                liar, Cinemaphile didn't exist back in 2016, zuckerberg created it in 2018

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck off boomer. no one cares about you gray shrivelled ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have been here long enough to be called an old fag, since 2016
                no old fags are the 2003-2006 generation fucker. you aren't even newfag. cocksucker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2016 was 7 years ago thats enough time to be ab oldfag on here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i literaly told it is a thing of generations. oldfags are a generation of Cinemaphileers fukc of to twitter. they appreciate boomers like you more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hetrosexual
      Strap-ons aren’t Hetrosexual, Sir

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing new

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Superman like to keep mementos (at the FoS)?
    Doesn't he keep every fan AND hate letter?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >when I put a bullet through your skull,
    sure you would, Pussy

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck does Lois talk like a twitter teen

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with that, everyone has something a little different that they like.
    Something a little naughty.
    A little kinky

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I support that my son loves cock. I'm apparently proud that he loves sucking cock, that he apparently needs the whole world to know.
    Son "eww, dad that's gross."

    Fucking pot calling the kettle black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense. DC comics wants to demonize Hetrosexual love and push only Gay Monkey-Pox sex as the only right choice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense.

      Most garden gnomes are gay and have weird fetishes.

      And Superman is gnomish.

      It is common logic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most garden gnomes are gay and have weird fetishes.
        Is this true?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hook nosed garden gnome here, can confirm

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/toon/ mad that Superman fucks

    What timeline is this, they have a kid. Of course they fuck.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of this seething just because Supes has the sex life incels lack of

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