>The current state of Superman

>The current state of Superman
Will DC Comics ever be good again?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. The last good DC comic was Pax Americana from 2015.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter is going to love this page.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Smitty does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is even happening in this page?

      >Clark is now into BDSM
      Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?

      Super bondage outfit

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

      I'm a casual and even I knew that this is the costume he had when he was the savior of some alien planet. He was like He-man or hawkman in his last run.

      Are YouTubers making a big deal about this 2 years afterward?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yea no fricking shit but the joke is obviously that it’s not just a souvenir based on Lois’ embarrassment and how she hurries Jon away from it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And now he wears it while Lois legs him.

          Why does Superman have weird Headcanon when his comics mention the past? Like you can read the book instead of making up some weird story.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She'd probably hurry him away too if there was a French maid outfit

          When did roleplay in bed become a bad thing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Since trump won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And now he wears it while Lois legs him.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is even happening in this page?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Super bondage outfit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Super bondage outfit

        John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

        >Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life
        Bruh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She learned it from Wonder Woman

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Clark is now into BDSM
    Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is a Straight White Male and must be humiliated under Leftist Law.
      Same reason Peter Parker is constantly humiliated and bested to a pulp while begging for his life, all the while Miles Morales is portrayed as the strongest perfect hero. It is to make the White Cis Male characters look weak.

      Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Married couple having sex bad
        >Lois liking Superman's sexy gladiator outfit is bad
        ?

        >Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.
        Another way of saying you're just brainrotted schizos. What a pitiful way of living, overanalyzing everything, categorizing everything into woke and not woke and deciding if it's good and bad based solely on that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >WAAAAAAHHHH STOP CRITICIZING MY WOKE GOYSLOP!
          Shouldn’t you be busy making another thread defending/shilling Velma?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >categorizing everything into woke and not woke
          Play zero sum games, win fricking nothing. Good day, sir.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Superman isn't white. His ancestors are from Urrika, not Europe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah once your brain rots this fricking badly there's nothing that can save it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lois chains him to the wall while she fricks Batchad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman can hear every chad fricking Lois even if he is on the moon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lois gets some random guy for a short amount of time
        >clark gets wonder woman for a few years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >looser than a gay hooker
        >more pozzed than a reddit mod
        >able to prep multiple bulls with a single mouth
        >it's a stag
        >it's a sub
        >no it's SUPERKEK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're fighting "toxic masculine" it's only going to get worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Now

      Look up Joe Shuster and BDSM, kid. Ain't nothing new about this shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?
      Because peeminists
      Peeminist ruins everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Super bondage outfit

      John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life

      Idiots, it's not a bondage thing. It is for roleplay, so he can play an old pulp fiction hero and Lois is the dame hanging off his legs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or it’s like Spartacus, the domina and the gladiator bit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes thank you

          I knew that reminded me of an actual comic suit

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Superman, the leather club is two fortresses down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think his deep, dark fantasies are?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He let's Lois to bring kryptonite so he can feel a little pain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I tend to think Clark is pretty vanilla and Lois is corrupting him with her degeneracy.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >surprised women like the gladiator look
    I know Cinemaphile is gay, but you all can't be that obtuse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are. They absolutely are.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you really surprised?

    This is the same insane company that made Joker pregnant.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you mad that superman is having sex?

    I guess that's why so many comic book readers say superman is unrelateable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of hard-core conservatives who scream think of the children any time anything that isn't sex for the purpose of procreation only with the lights off is even mentioned

      >oh noooo, a happily married heterosexual couple enjoys sex!
      Yeah what an outrage.

      Fricking morons. Nobody is suprised that Superman and Lois frick. We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay. Of course you know this but you want to shitpost and act moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
        >meanwhile this entire thread

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
          People that actually read comics for the story don't. You cartoon casuals and twitter homosexuals who just share out of context pages might have porn addictions but not everyone does

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DC
    Degenerate Comics

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean Superman takes it up the butt from Lois’s strap-on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a DC character. So yes.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    really thnk Cinemaphile is at an all time low. Just full of brainrot and constantly afraid of bullshit to enjoy anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yerr true dat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this sjw bs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who can take the biggest strap on, Superman or Vegeta?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Superman.
      He’s much more gay than Vegeta.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Needs a culo edit

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long til they make Superman having a Scat fetish like from the Peacemaker show into canon?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And people wonder why Goku is more popular than Superman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least Superman kisses his wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and so does everyone else

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And takes her strap-on like a sissy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the guy whose entire personality atm is "I get off on having guys beat me up" and has never kissed his wife on the lips.
      That Goku?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least Superman kisses his wife

      You mean the guy whose entire personality atm is "I get off on having guys beat me up" and has never kissed his wife on the lips.
      That Goku?

      yes

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, gonna need a source for this because there's no fricking way this is real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Action Comics #1051.

      Written by the guy who told anyone who wanted Real Jon Kent back to go frick themselves (in so many words).

      https://i.imgur.com/85cGyJe.jpg

      >The current state of Superman
      Will DC Comics ever be good again?

      With the same dingbat editors and writers doing the same shit that people haven't liked for almost five years?

      Not at this rate.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whining that Superman has a healthy sex life with his wife
    How the frick was Lois supposed to resist THIS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the roleplay is about lois rescuing slave superman and "healing him" or more of a dominatrix thing where lois is a female supervillain.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly the latter. Though I could see Lois servicing cruel alien warlord Kal-El as his sex slave now and again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dominatrix thing but Lois hasta wear the Batmask and Batstrapon or else Clark can't get off to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not his sexiest gladiator outfit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably just "Hey, he looks hot as frick in this outfit"

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but wolverines gonna be a troon

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people pretending that lois being into savage fricking is out of character

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just a mask for her insecurities and cuckquean fetish imho.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She just thinks it'd be hot

        Don't judge her

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yall homies are prudes

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love finding out the kinky sex life of characters. Especially when it's just harmless fun. Also, that suit really was built for sex.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You people are fricking philistines.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Superman so gay that he enjoys women torturing him?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Stop reading capeshit.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much you wanna bet that Superman listens to Sissy Hypno?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Lois is a dom
    my ass, quit projecting. Lois loves the Savage “Sword” of Clark, simple as.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Superman loves getting his butt pegged after that Russian raped him. And Lois satisfies him with a strap-on.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Lex Luthor steal all those women's suitcases?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He stole 40 suitcases? That's as many as four tens

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I kek’d

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not without a heroic sacrifice from Teen Jon, involving an explosion that would have destroyed Earth that resets him back to Damian's age and removes his memories of being older. Boom, fixed. It's just freakishly suspicious that somebody at DC who is supposedly not a homosexual is pushing so hard to not reset Jon from his current form because they are somehow straight, yet so in love with the idea of Jon being gay.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo not the heckin characterinos having sex
    I knew that you guys don't touch women but jesus lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >So what if Clark takes it up the butt with a strap-on!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop projecting your fetishes on Clark

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So Batman can't eat pussy, but Supes can be into BDSM?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FrickYou Superman!

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Context. That’s the outfit he wore when he was on war world fighting to free slaves from Mongol. Not BDSM wear.
    Do you guys judge Batman when he keeps old uniforms he doesn’t use anymore?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And Lois keeps it in the closet and doesn’t want others to see it.

      Damn. You Supersissies are really bad at damage control.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batman have old suits he don't want to be seen or touched.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Batman is also gay, anon. He tried to have sex with Ghost Maker. Not a good example.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im sick of it all

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chud thread

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine looking at a random joke page and being so upset you immediately start explaining how this is killing white men. It's just a fricking joke you morons. There's also no mention of strap ons but of course Cinemaphile is thinking about gay sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being in denial that Superman doesn’t it take it up the ass by Lois’s strap-on. Why are you so hateful at something so beautiful?

      I thought you leftists weren’t suppose to be such bigots?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I still dont understand how any of this means he takes it in the ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He probably speaks from experience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          BDSM is associated with being submissive and most men into it are secretly gay. Which is why they love strap-ons so much.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im not denying that they use it for sex. Just that she probably kept it bc she thought it looked hot. It's just a random one-off joke about how two adults are into weird shit, it's not as deep as "OMG Superman gets railed by his wife?!"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a troll anon.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are people upset that Clark and Lois have a fun and fulfilling sex life?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are upset because Clark is submissive and probably takes it up the butt.

      Superman is is now SuperSissy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just certain crossboarders trying to get one over on the guy who's stronger than Their Hero, again. They always hit the same few talking points and start salivating over their headcanon, which involves Superman's ass.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you think about killing random Cinemaphile users before or after thinking about men getting fricked in the ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what would it take for you to give your host his motor functions back long enough for him to pick up some dewormer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick you realy are a schizo.get you gay bdsm fantasys somewhere else.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Yes, when I put a bullet through your skull, I'll tell you "this is for making the fictional comic book guy a degenerate", and you will have absolutely had it coming.
    Ok schizo

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're getting worked up over nothing. It's just a shitty comic. Ignore these tards resorting to feminine tactics to insult you. Their lives are probably as bad as yours, but don't give them any satisfaction.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm perfectly calm, I'm merely informing him that this is the hill I'm going to calmly kill him on.
      And I'm going to kill the other one over gas stoves.
      If they wanted to live, they shouldn't have acted so gay and moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your life woulf actually be less tragic if pic related were the case.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lois and Clark are married , in love and have an active sex life.
    That's a good thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lies, injustice, and taking it up the pooper

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Jon now thinks that his dad likes it up the ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least Jon knows where he got it from.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of hard-core conservatives who scream think of the children any time anything that isn't sex for the purpose of procreation only with the lights off is even mentioned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when did your uncle molest you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's hardcore lefties and righties screaming at each other, dragging the reluctants into the mess, like every other website.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noooo, a happily married heterosexual couple enjoys sex!
    Yeah what an outrage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Sex is not to be enjoyed. It is sinful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so just don't procreate moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is God's will we do. But it is still a sin so we must do it under cover of night

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you on Cinemaphile, you're probably committing a dozen sins just by sitting around on this website

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am here to save your souls and clean up this sites degeneracy. I have been here long enough to be called an old gay, since 2016.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                liar, Cinemaphile didn't exist back in 2016, zuckerberg created it in 2018

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                frick off boomer. no one cares about you gray shrivelled ass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I have been here long enough to be called an old gay, since 2016
                no old gays are the 2003-2006 generation fricker. you aren't even newbie. wienersucker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                2016 was 7 years ago thats enough time to be ab oldgay on here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i literaly told it is a thing of generations. oldgays are a generation of Cinemaphileers fukc of to twitter. they appreciate boomers like you more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hetrosexual
      Strap-ons aren’t Hetrosexual, Sir

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing new

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Superman like to keep mementos (at the FoS)?
    Doesn't he keep every fan AND hate letter?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >when I put a bullet through your skull,
    sure you would, Pussy

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Lois talk like a twitter teen

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with that, everyone has something a little different that they like.
    Something a little naughty.
    A little kinky

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I support that my son loves wiener. I'm apparently proud that he loves sucking wiener, that he apparently needs the whole world to know.
    Son "eww, dad that's gross."

    Fricking pot calling the kettle black

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense. DC comics wants to demonize Hetrosexual love and push only Gay Monkey-Pox sex as the only right choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense.

      Most israelites are gay and have weird fetishes.

      And Superman is israeli.

      It is common logic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Most israelites are gay and have weird fetishes.
        Is this true?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hook nosed israelite here, can confirm

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile mad that Superman fricks

    What timeline is this, they have a kid. Of course they frick.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of this seething just because Supes has the sex life incels lack of

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