>The current state of Superman
Will DC Comics ever be good again?
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>The current state of Superman
Will DC Comics ever be good again?
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Probably not. The last good DC comic was Pax Americana from 2015.
Twitter is going to love this page.
Smitty does
I'm a casual and even I knew that this is the costume he had when he was the savior of some alien planet. He was like He-man or hawkman in his last run.
Are YouTubers making a big deal about this 2 years afterward?
Yea no fricking shit but the joke is obviously that it’s not just a souvenir based on Lois’ embarrassment and how she hurries Jon away from it
Why does Superman have weird Headcanon when his comics mention the past? Like you can read the book instead of making up some weird story.
cope
She'd probably hurry him away too if there was a French maid outfit
When did roleplay in bed become a bad thing?
Since trump won
And now he wears it while Lois legs him.
What the frick is even happening in this page?
Super bondage outfit
>Super bondage outfit
>Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life
Bruh
John was looking for a board game in his parents’ closet and apparently Clark kept his bondage suit. Judging by Lois’ reaction, they must use it in their sex life
She learned it from Wonder Woman
>Clark is now into BDSM
Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?
Because he is a Straight White Male and must be humiliated under Leftist Law.
Same reason Peter Parker is constantly humiliated and bested to a pulp while begging for his life, all the while Miles Morales is portrayed as the strongest perfect hero. It is to make the White Cis Male characters look weak.
Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.
>Married couple having sex bad
>Lois liking Superman's sexy gladiator outfit is bad
?
>Once you notice the patterns, you can’t unsee it.
Another way of saying you're just brainrotted schizos. What a pitiful way of living, overanalyzing everything, categorizing everything into woke and not woke and deciding if it's good and bad based solely on that.
>WAAAAAAHHHH STOP CRITICIZING MY WOKE GOYSLOP!
Shouldn’t you be busy making another thread defending/shilling Velma?
>categorizing everything into woke and not woke
Play zero sum games, win fricking nothing. Good day, sir.
Superman isn't white. His ancestors are from Urrika, not Europe.
yeah once your brain rots this fricking badly there's nothing that can save it
Lois chains him to the wall while she fricks Batchad
>Superman can hear every chad fricking Lois even if he is on the moon
>lois gets some random guy for a short amount of time
>clark gets wonder woman for a few years
>looser than a gay hooker
>more pozzed than a reddit mod
>able to prep multiple bulls with a single mouth
>it's a stag
>it's a sub
>no it's SUPERKEK
they're fighting "toxic masculine" it's only going to get worse
>Now
Look up Joe Shuster and BDSM, kid. Ain't nothing new about this shit.
>Why is DC Comics obsessed with emasculating Superman? It is bad enough that he got raped by Russians and has a gay son, now he enjoys Lois tying him up like a slave?
Because peeminists
Peeminist ruins everything
Idiots, it's not a bondage thing. It is for roleplay, so he can play an old pulp fiction hero and Lois is the dame hanging off his legs.
Or it’s like Spartacus, the domina and the gladiator bit.
Yes thank you
I knew that reminded me of an actual comic suit
Hey Superman, the leather club is two fortresses down.
Thank you
What do you think his deep, dark fantasies are?
He let's Lois to bring kryptonite so he can feel a little pain
I tend to think Clark is pretty vanilla and Lois is corrupting him with her degeneracy.
>surprised women like the gladiator look
I know Cinemaphile is gay, but you all can't be that obtuse
They are. They absolutely are.
Are you really surprised?
This is the same insane company that made Joker pregnant.
Are you mad that superman is having sex?
I guess that's why so many comic book readers say superman is unrelateable.
Fricking morons. Nobody is suprised that Superman and Lois frick. We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay. Of course you know this but you want to shitpost and act moronic
>We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
>meanwhile this entire thread
>We don't care about what costumes they use for roleplay
People that actually read comics for the story don't. You cartoon casuals and twitter homosexuals who just share out of context pages might have porn addictions but not everyone does
DC
Degenerate Comics
Does this mean Superman takes it up the butt from Lois’s strap-on.
He’s a DC character. So yes.
really thnk Cinemaphile is at an all time low. Just full of brainrot and constantly afraid of bullshit to enjoy anything.
yerr true dat
Wtf is this sjw bs
bump
Who can take the biggest strap on, Superman or Vegeta?
Superman.
He’s much more gay than Vegeta.
Needs a culo edit
How long til they make Superman having a Scat fetish like from the Peacemaker show into canon?
And people wonder why Goku is more popular than Superman.
At least Superman kisses his wife
Yeah and so does everyone else
And takes her strap-on like a sissy.
You mean the guy whose entire personality atm is "I get off on having guys beat me up" and has never kissed his wife on the lips.
That Goku?
yes
Okay, gonna need a source for this because there's no fricking way this is real
Action Comics #1051.
Written by the guy who told anyone who wanted Real Jon Kent back to go frick themselves (in so many words).
With the same dingbat editors and writers doing the same shit that people haven't liked for almost five years?
Not at this rate.
>Whining that Superman has a healthy sex life with his wife
How the frick was Lois supposed to resist THIS
Do you think the roleplay is about lois rescuing slave superman and "healing him" or more of a dominatrix thing where lois is a female supervillain.
Almost certainly the latter. Though I could see Lois servicing cruel alien warlord Kal-El as his sex slave now and again.
dominatrix thing but Lois hasta wear the Batmask and Batstrapon or else Clark can't get off to it
Not his sexiest gladiator outfit
It's probably just "Hey, he looks hot as frick in this outfit"
No, but wolverines gonna be a troon
>people pretending that lois being into savage fricking is out of character
Just a mask for her insecurities and cuckquean fetish imho.
She just thinks it'd be hot
Don't judge her
yall homies are prudes
I fricking love finding out the kinky sex life of characters. Especially when it's just harmless fun. Also, that suit really was built for sex.
You people are fricking philistines.
Why is Superman so gay that he enjoys women torturing him?
No.
Stop reading capeshit.
How much you wanna bet that Superman listens to Sissy Hypno?
>implying Lois is a dom
my ass, quit projecting. Lois loves the Savage “Sword” of Clark, simple as.
Nah. Superman loves getting his butt pegged after that Russian raped him. And Lois satisfies him with a strap-on.
Why did Lex Luthor steal all those women's suitcases?
He stole 40 suitcases? That's as many as four tens
I kek’d
Not without a heroic sacrifice from Teen Jon, involving an explosion that would have destroyed Earth that resets him back to Damian's age and removes his memories of being older. Boom, fixed. It's just freakishly suspicious that somebody at DC who is supposedly not a homosexual is pushing so hard to not reset Jon from his current form because they are somehow straight, yet so in love with the idea of Jon being gay.
>Noooo not the heckin characterinos having sex
I knew that you guys don't touch women but jesus lmao
>So what if Clark takes it up the butt with a strap-on!
Stop projecting your fetishes on Clark
So Batman can't eat pussy, but Supes can be into BDSM?
FrickYou Superman!
Context. That’s the outfit he wore when he was on war world fighting to free slaves from Mongol. Not BDSM wear.
Do you guys judge Batman when he keeps old uniforms he doesn’t use anymore?
And Lois keeps it in the closet and doesn’t want others to see it.
Damn. You Supersissies are really bad at damage control.
Batman have old suits he don't want to be seen or touched.
Batman is also gay, anon. He tried to have sex with Ghost Maker. Not a good example.
Im sick of it all
chud thread
God imagine looking at a random joke page and being so upset you immediately start explaining how this is killing white men. It's just a fricking joke you morons. There's also no mention of strap ons but of course Cinemaphile is thinking about gay sex
Imagine being in denial that Superman doesn’t it take it up the ass by Lois’s strap-on. Why are you so hateful at something so beautiful?
I thought you leftists weren’t suppose to be such bigots?
I still dont understand how any of this means he takes it in the ass
He probably speaks from experience
BDSM is associated with being submissive and most men into it are secretly gay. Which is why they love strap-ons so much.
Im not denying that they use it for sex. Just that she probably kept it bc she thought it looked hot. It's just a random one-off joke about how two adults are into weird shit, it's not as deep as "OMG Superman gets railed by his wife?!"
It's a troll anon.
Are people upset that Clark and Lois have a fun and fulfilling sex life?
They are upset because Clark is submissive and probably takes it up the butt.
Superman is is now SuperSissy.
It's just certain crossboarders trying to get one over on the guy who's stronger than Their Hero, again. They always hit the same few talking points and start salivating over their headcanon, which involves Superman's ass.
Do you think about killing random Cinemaphile users before or after thinking about men getting fricked in the ass?
what would it take for you to give your host his motor functions back long enough for him to pick up some dewormer?
frick you realy are a schizo.get you gay bdsm fantasys somewhere else.
>Yes, when I put a bullet through your skull, I'll tell you "this is for making the fictional comic book guy a degenerate", and you will have absolutely had it coming.
Ok schizo
You're getting worked up over nothing. It's just a shitty comic. Ignore these tards resorting to feminine tactics to insult you. Their lives are probably as bad as yours, but don't give them any satisfaction.
I'm perfectly calm, I'm merely informing him that this is the hill I'm going to calmly kill him on.
And I'm going to kill the other one over gas stoves.
If they wanted to live, they shouldn't have acted so gay and moronic.
Your life woulf actually be less tragic if pic related were the case.
>Lois and Clark are married , in love and have an active sex life.
That's a good thing
>lies, injustice, and taking it up the pooper
>Jon now thinks that his dad likes it up the ass
At least Jon knows where he got it from.
When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of hard-core conservatives who scream think of the children any time anything that isn't sex for the purpose of procreation only with the lights off is even mentioned
when did your uncle molest you?
It's hardcore lefties and righties screaming at each other, dragging the reluctants into the mess, like every other website.
>oh noooo, a happily married heterosexual couple enjoys sex!
Yeah what an outrage.
It is. Sex is not to be enjoyed. It is sinful
so just don't procreate moron
It is God's will we do. But it is still a sin so we must do it under cover of night
Why are you on Cinemaphile, you're probably committing a dozen sins just by sitting around on this website
I am here to save your souls and clean up this sites degeneracy. I have been here long enough to be called an old gay, since 2016.
liar, Cinemaphile didn't exist back in 2016, zuckerberg created it in 2018
frick off boomer. no one cares about you gray shrivelled ass.
>I have been here long enough to be called an old gay, since 2016
no old gays are the 2003-2006 generation fricker. you aren't even newbie. wienersucker
2016 was 7 years ago thats enough time to be ab oldgay on here
i literaly told it is a thing of generations. oldgays are a generation of Cinemaphileers fukc of to twitter. they appreciate boomers like you more.
>Hetrosexual
Strap-ons aren’t Hetrosexual, Sir
Nothing new
Doesn't Superman like to keep mementos (at the FoS)?
Doesn't he keep every fan AND hate letter?
>when I put a bullet through your skull,
sure you would, Pussy
Why the frick does Lois talk like a twitter teen
Nothing wrong with that, everyone has something a little different that they like.
Something a little naughty.
A little kinky
>I support that my son loves wiener. I'm apparently proud that he loves sucking wiener, that he apparently needs the whole world to know.
Son "eww, dad that's gross."
Fricking pot calling the kettle black
It makes sense. DC comics wants to demonize Hetrosexual love and push only Gay Monkey-Pox sex as the only right choice.
Makes sense.
Most israelites are gay and have weird fetishes.
And Superman is israeli.
It is common logic.
>Most israelites are gay and have weird fetishes.
Is this true?
Yes.
hook nosed israelite here, can confirm
>Cinemaphile mad that Superman fricks
What timeline is this, they have a kid. Of course they frick.
All of this seething just because Supes has the sex life incels lack of