This is clearly your first time in these threads and you clearly don't watch the show. This is one ship that the entire thread has wanted ever since they started hinting it. They also happen to be best girls.
>S1, death where incidental and the kids didn't have anything to do with them >S2, rich hunters where definity going to harm them so them fricking them over was in self defense. >S3, I feel they could have just asked for help, the dino research had nothing to do with them >S4 onwards, they just kill people, at this point human life doesn't even register for Darius.
She used that same shirt for the rest of her life.
can't buy clothes with ranch money
>show I never cared about nor I saw it discussed on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile enough to be relevant manage to piss off at least 50 anons for having the least surprises of the surprises
Must be hard to get triggered on these cartoons, at least get triggered on something relevant like Amphibia or TOH
>show I never cared about nor I saw it discussed on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile
go back there fricking fa/tv/irgin tourist and never come back to our board
left doesn't even look like she's into it. this is fricking rape. on a kids show.
You're acting like the show has Yaz say she loved Sammy from the first moment she saw her instead of slowly opening up to her and eventually realizing she feels more
2 years ago
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But how was that established? They've been distant the entire series I'd barely say close friends. The most emotions I saw from any of them was finding Ben again.
2 years ago
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Ah, I should have figured sooner that you were just being moronic for the sake of being moronic. No more (you)s for you
>4 seasons >most people tapped out by season 2 >season 3 they could have just ended it there but they went back to the island for reason thats completely bullshit and shouldnt be their responsibilities as kids
should i check back to see how spy racers are doing or did they run out of ideas by season 2
you will understand when he spams these threads for the next 2 weeks. the hand full of people who actually watched this show on Cinemaphile arent gonna stick around for this one autist to ruin discussion of this show forever
>should i check back to see how spy racers are doing or did they run out of ideas by season 2
That show's format is essentially a different spy adventure each season, so it can't really wear out its welcome the same way Camp Cretaceous did. It's also more honest about being a dumb action show, for better or worse.
But to answer your question, I think seasons 2 and 4 were the weakest.
>HOW CONVINENT THAT DESPITE BEING 0.3% OF THE POPULATION, BOTH YAZ AND SAMMY TURNED OUT TO BE HOMOSEXUALS > >HOW LUCKY IS THAT THAT THE ONLY TEENAGE LESBIANS AROUND LANDED ON THE SAME ISLAND
>HOMOSEXUALS
Yaz says she likes men, so she's bi. I think Sammy just goes with whoever smiles at her most. She couldn't make up her mind whenever the group had to make decisions.
Simple, to the male demographic it's because 2 girls kissing is hotter than 2 boys kissing. They're obviously going to be more easily turned on from watching 2 girls kiss than 2 guys.
Ugh why can't it be two hot chicks. There's always a catch
>4 seasons >most people tapped out by season 2 >season 3 they could have just ended it there but they went back to the island for reason thats completely bullshit and shouldnt be their responsibilities as kids
should i check back to see how spy racers are doing or did they run out of ideas by season 2
you will understand when he spams these threads for the next 2 weeks. the hand full of people who actually watched this show on Cinemaphile arent gonna stick around for this one autist to ruin discussion of this show forever
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What kind of point is this person trying to make?
ik, it hurts
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go be schizo somewhere else redditgay
I will greatly rejoice when our Lord Jesus Christ comes back and slaughters your kind.
Man, I'm all for it... but,BUT ...we received divine mercy when we were the enemies. If you ask for justice, the first to receive it is you.
Show the mercy he has show towards you for the others, pray for the souls of sinners, and use your suffering as an offering, that is the only way.
Are you saying that turning a character gay actually harms its popularity?!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>except Sam is actually cute
personality wise
2 years ago
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She's a good lesbian GF. Very sweet and kind.
2 years ago
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You kind of have to be. I feel like Yaz wakes up screaming in the middle of the night
2 years ago
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they all went through deeply traumatizing experiences, and I'd be very surprised if they didn't need YEARS of therapy after running away from dinos for so long
2 years ago
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they all went through deeply traumatizing experiences, and I'd be very surprised if they didn't need YEARS of therapy after running away from dinos for so long
They're going to need intense love to get over it. They're their own support group.
2 years ago
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>black hair girl used to be very popular
used to? what happened?
same energy
Xochi was Bait The Character.
Diego Molano tried using her as coombait, it failed beyond 10 pics.
So tried to make her the gaybait of this show, it failed beyond 10 pics.
She is just background now
i dont think you know what grooming means or entails
also anybody that says same-sex is unnatural when dolphins, lions and over 300 animal species have constant gay orgies just comes across as moronic
>the groomer moral panic will continue until morale improves >be afraid, citizen
literally one of the favorite tools of dictatorships around the world is to go AHH PEDOS, GET 'EM and then just point at people you don't like. I'm so bored of this moral panic, could you write a new one for us instead? The plot is predictable and boring at this point.
What always weirded me out is whenever there is a gay male couple, 85% of the time it's a tall thin white guy and a short chubby black guy. Why's that?
because in mainstream media gay male relationships have to be made non-threatening to the point of woobification and you also gotta realize that being gay is fine in media as long as youre a woman. that's why it's always the "comedic duo" of gays (she-ra, loud house, etc)
that's like stuff like scott pilgrim or mission hill are still brought up in regards to good gay male relationships because theyre only found in outsider media
>being gay is fine in media as long as youre a woman.
Hit the nail on the head. And if media is centered around gay men, then progressive types start screeching about privilege. When Fire Island came out, lesbos and tranners were seething that a story about gay men wasn’t centered around lesbians, claiming that gay men have an inert, unspoken privilege over all of them. It’s so funny how quickly they’ll turn on their own kind when men are involved.
I think she's low key. Like, she had no issue from what I can tell with adults being gay, she enjoys media with gay characters or made by gay people, but I remember her being upset at when we watched She-Ra with the gayness there with Adora and Catra.
Yeah, I think you're right. I just remember her being all "Oh, I don't think this is appropriate at all! They're just kids!"
And to her credit she does tend to complain about general sexualization of minors in media, even straight ones, but she doesn't have a problem for example with a toxic relationship like Helga from Hey Arnold. She just thinks that's funny.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
It's annoying, but at the end of the day lesbianism is just a phase.
That's why it's historically never been threatening to social order. Only males do real homosexuality.
>leading with the sammy yaz ship in the OP to attract seething /misc/babies and shit up all discussion of the show
I hate you and hope you suffer the deespest torments of hell
agreed, and OP didn't even put the name of the show
Anyone else find it funny that last we see him Hawkes is in a rage about to kamikaze the kids with a helicopter until Wu steps in, then come season 5 he's like "meh it was just a job, we good"
I sincerely didn't remember anything about him besides his face
The show was ok until they jumped the shark with that Metroid Other M setting -inspired island (i doubt it was inspired by it, but its a weird concidence) and those Boston Dynamics Motherfrickers controlled by Not-Nedry, so i dont cared much about anything else.
But it proves Treverow is a fricking hack again.
Remember how he said the ending for the show will be the ending originally the ending intended for Dominion? Where? How? I dont see it. Ankyolosaurussperg stays with black scientist on the island and the end is actually the end of Fallen Kingdom, but has this to do with Dominion? Is this idiot fricking serious?
Same with the Giganozo. Remember when he said its gonna be the Movies "Jokerdinosaur" and in the end it was just a normal, confused, scared animal who didnt kill a single person or dinosaur and didnt deserve to die in such a horrible way. Frick off Treverow.
>leading with the sammy yaz ship in the OP to attract seething /misc/babies and shit up all discussion of the show
I hate you and hope you suffer the deespest torments of hell
with the sammy yaz ship in the OP to attract seething /misc/babies and shit up all discussion of the show >Crying about /misc/ when no one mention /misc/.
RENT FREE
Anyone else find it funny that last we see him Hawkes is in a rage about to kamikaze the kids with a helicopter until Wu steps in, then come season 5 he's like "meh it was just a job, we good"
Of course you don't see gays, men kissing men is disgusting (sorry gays and fujos). Lesbianns are easy points with LGBT, acceptable for women and hot for men.
They know us too well, there won't be a big pushback until we'll get hot lesbos from time to time. Too bad they usually don't pair up the ones I like.
>Kenji's dad thought he was going to make enough money to undo his secret spending by selling like five dinosaurs to a couple of idiots
Christ at least Mills had a few dozen animals to auction off it seemed and didn't build a secret climate controlled island with robotics program and genetic engineering
>Because the animation looks like early 2000s 3D porn comics.
Animation looks like miraculous ladybug but tried to be semi realistic at the same time. That’s probably why the show looks like an old Wonder Woman porn comic.
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What always weirded me out is whenever there is a gay male couple, 85% of the time it's a tall thin white guy and a short chubby black guy. Why's that?
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It's annoying, but at the end of the day lesbianism is just a phase.
That's why it's historically never been threatening to social order. Only males do real homosexuality.
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Of course you don't see gays, men kissing men is disgusting (sorry gays and fujos). Lesbianns are easy points with LGBT, acceptable for women and hot for men.
They know us too well, there won't be a big pushback until we'll get hot lesbos from time to time. Too bad they usually don't pair up the ones I like.
[...] >yet you almost NEVER see any GAY MALE CHARACTERS in children's cartoons,
Based cute historian gays.
Onyx equinox had two cute twinks together but nobody cared about it aside from Aztec history nerds, because everybody else was too focused on making fun of High Guardian spice
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
So there's a weird bit at the end which says Kenji is paying for the upkeep of the secret island
How the frick? Wasn't their family supposed to be in risk of becoming destitute if Daniel didn't turn a profit on the island? Or was his mindset so warped that the idea of becoming a multi-millionaire instead of a billionaire was catastrophic to him?
What I want to know is, even if they are still rich, why does Kenji get access to all of Dan’s money just because Dan is in jail? He’s not dead. Is that how it works when you go to prison? Your family gets all your stuff, even if you had a big falling out with them? It doesn’t seem right. What if Dan ever gets out and Kenji pissed all his money away?
You don't forfeit your possessions when you go to jail, unless the police deemed certain assets as related to the criminal activity. If you sell drugs they can confiscate the drug money.
But they don't just go in and clean out your bank account.
Daniel was already paying them to supply the island and if he's in jail he may not have had an opportunity to cease those payments, or Kenji pays for it along with everything else and it was a courtesy thanks for their work producing the beef rather than indicating it was simply charity. Or Kenji pays for meat from somewhere else and Sammy just likes sending some of her own family's from time to time
>show I never cared about nor I saw it discussed on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile enough to be relevant manage to piss off at least 50 anons for having the least surprises of the surprises
Must be hard to get triggered on these cartoons, at least get triggered on something relevant like Amphibia or TOH
I haven't bothered to re-subbed to israeliteflix for the last season. I had the notification in my mailbox that it came out recently, but I'm not feeling like paying 10 bucks for one month for one season of one cartoon.
While I imagine all of the families are probably rich from wrongful death settlements/other lawsuits against Masrani, I'm kinda surprised Dave and Roxie weren't used as scapegoats for the whole affair. They WERE in charge of the Campers and left them completely alone when shit popped off
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Of course you don't see gays, men kissing men is disgusting (sorry gays and fujos). Lesbianns are easy points with LGBT, acceptable for women and hot for men.
They know us too well, there won't be a big pushback until we'll get hot lesbos from time to time. Too bad they usually don't pair up the ones I like.
boys love is huge but its 3dpd. teen girls love the frick out of seeing two cute guys kissing.
It was in the first four seasons, but then it got back to pink in this one. I guess the implication is that she dyed it back, but why would the island have hair dye?
The ending seems to be left open ended for a Camp Cretaceous Season 6 order.
Will the interactive movie coming out later this year be set with their older selves? The trailer they played for it seemed to be like it took place in Season 1/2.
I remember hearing it took place between seasons 2 and 3. It would be weird, though, since all interactive specials based on shows are released on chronological order.
It had faded and was showing new growth of her natural brown hair color in season 3 and four. Apparently she found the stuff for it and re dyed it at the start of five
The ending seems to be left open ended for a Camp Cretaceous Season 6 order.
Will the interactive movie coming out later this year be set with their older selves? The trailer they played for it seemed to be like it took place in Season 1/2.
Luz, Summer, Lisa, Bubblegum, Marceline, Ivy, Harley, Bean and Jackie Lynn are bisexual >Luz by author (plus some blushing at guys here and there), Lisa gets married to a Milhouse and some other guy in the future, Marceline dated some butthole, Bubblegum had some interest in Finn at one point, Harley had athing for the joker, Ivy with Kite Man, Jackie Lynn with Marco
and with Summer, I am not sure about that, their universe is big, I wouldn't put it past her to start dating some eldritch horror if she finds one, Rick's influence is strong on her
>Mantah Corp has autonomous lizard robots drones that can go toe to toe with some dinosaurs, that also have deadly energy weapons >For some reason the company needs to bother with dinosaur fights instead of selling the BRADs to anybody and everybody
Seriously, having the the BRADs and BRAD-Xs introduced way more problems than they solved.
Nah you're right. Ten years ago I would have called you a shcizo but at this point you're absolutely right. It's honestly weird how common dykes are in western animation now.
Because if both of them were hot the audience wouldn't invest as much money or time in the product. Since said audience themselves usually fall into the "meh" category in real life.
Nah, Darius and Ben have literally declared their love for each other in a previous season; plus they both have a shared interest in dinosaurs, so Darius probably wouldn’t be bothered by occasionally including Bumpy in a threesome.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ben was definitely for wild fun, riding the dinosaur with Darius.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Kenji literally lives with Darius
Benarius bros...I don't feel so good
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kenji and Darius have an open relationship. What Darius and Ben shared on the island was too passionate to just let go.
When Ben comes over, they make space for a threesome....or a foursome.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"Let's have a gay threesome."
2 years ago
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Gay, strait, lesbian, dinofricker, I don't care
All I want is Ben/Kenji fujos to suffer in hell
2 years ago
Anonymous
Honestly I'm all for Ben/Darius. I just think they should have as much fun as possible.
2 years ago
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I haven’t finished the most recent season yet, but I’m considering writing some raunchy fan fiction of the two having some good, clean fun after discovering how nice a shower is after running around in dirty clothes for so long.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I approve. Go for it.
Having spent so much time on the island, we all they're horny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Resulting of sexuality, they probably signed a "open love" pact with one another. In the tension of the dangerous island, you gotta let off steam.
2 years ago
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Bumpy's going to have to lie back and let them do all the work, lol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ben's first time with Bumpy was just spontaneous. Wasn't planned. She just hit on him and things took off on a hot tropical night.
We all know this is true, you didn't need the whole rant. Gay male love has to be well written cause it doesn't have the horny male coomer appeal that lesbos have. And most authors don't want to put in the effort just to score brownie points with the progressives. It's much easier to put some dykes in the story and not have guys feel uncomfortable. It's gotten so bad that basically all lesbians in any media now are just instantly dismissed as nothing more than tools for a political message. I disregard their characters completely. Whereas if I see a gay male couple, which is rare, I think at least they need to put some effort into writing it.
I don't like that gay guys are always stereotyped as, "It's my life style and I must either be a bear or a femme!". A lot of gay guys act stereotypical straight except for sexual orientation.
But how else can we let the audience know they're gay? We can't just have them act normally and maybe kiss on screen a few times. No, instead they need to act like flaming homos just to get the point across.
Shit like this is WHY we can't have a gay action show. It's inconceivable that a GAY guy might have stereotypical straight pursuits and NOT be into all kinds of stuff stereotypically associated with gay men.
Meh. Makes me wish someone would make a web series for Netflix about gay action heroes, except then someone would b***h and go, "REEEEE Heteronormative! REEEE!!!!"
This is what I call "Last minute gay male for comedy propuse" it doesn't count because he and MANY OTHERS like him had CERO gay activity in the media they belong.
I was expecting Kash to turn on the true villain of the show and we'd get a weird "Enemy Mine" scenario. Not that Kash would survive the show, as he'd betray them yet again.
I have never been looking for good execution for this show so I genuinely didn't care
Im just saying i expected that Kash would at least be chased by the raptors through the jungle after the grid went down or something and there'd be a lot of screaming and maybe crying and a bit of hope that was dashed almost instantly as he was finally overtaken by the raptors. I mean i know it's asking too much of Netflix writers but we had this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx9wQNdLAKE to base it off of
I was expecting Kash to turn on the true villain of the show and we'd get a weird "Enemy Mine" scenario. Not that Kash would survive the show, as he'd betray them yet again.
Sammy is more emotionally enthusiastic.
But Yaz is more athletic.
Really, they probably try out a ton of positions and activities.
Especially in a new, young relationship. Try everything, see what you like.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Have you seen any actual kids? Kids don't watch cartoons anymore.
They do, all the kids now just watch Demon Slayer, anime is just way easier to get into nowadays because of streaming services.
Modern cartoons are just made for twenty-somethings who need something to clap at because they still want to mentally think they're kids or younger than they actually are but don't want to grow up and watch something targeted at adults.
One of the few LGBT cartoon ships I like because Yaz & Sammy had actual build-up since season 1, they have their own character arcs outside each other, great chemistry together and actually have personalities.
It doesn’t really feel forced like 98% other lesbian ships just to gain “YAAS” approval from tumblr and twitter users, it felt natural and something they genuinely wanted to do like Ruby & Sapphire in SU.
Is it me or is the animation worse this season? I was lookin at Kenji talking to Darius and Brooklyn at the table and it just seemed bad, over expessive, and improperly lit.
Not just you. There were times when the dinosaurs were running a whole foot above the ground. It's always had terrible animated moments, but not that bad.
Just finished the season. Nice that it ties into the newer films I guess, but the timeline feels weird as shit and I hate stuff that's only canon in a single direction. Kinda wish we had seen grown ups of the baby dino hybrids.
>Sam reunites with Yaz after a few months at home >Yaz has become a fat ex athlete butterball with a massive jiggling ass, her sheer bulk making Sam look like the skinny girl in comparison >slovenly, unkempt, hair is a mess >"Yeah my therapist told me to BURRP, live every day to the fullest... Got any beer in the fridge?"
The powers that be discovered the intersection between woke virtue signaling and a means of actively working against white reproduction. At the end of the day, gay/lesbian/trans is all about white people taking themselves out of the gene pool. Every trans character and at least half of every LGBT couple will be white. It gives the parent company social credit upvotes while also contributing to the idea that you pale skins really shouldn’t be making more of yourselves. Meanwhile, that Nigerian family that had 17 kids and crammed themselves into an armoire on a boat is hecking valid.
I would be happy if my kids decided to never put someone else through the pain of life just for their egoistical pleasure, yes. And it's why I'll never have kids
Didn't work for my mom and she has 4 kids: >My little brother is effeminate and has said he's gay a few times. >Sister is too self loathing and selfish to have kids, and is into yaoi porn. >My other sister is likely to be asexual or lesbian and has showed no signs of ever being interested in men. >Although, I'm a fit heterosexual male, I'm too jaded and redpilled after years on /misc/ and conspiracy forums to want to conceive a child when civilization on its last leg and doomed to become a sjw transhumanist dystopia. I'm also too autistic to maintain a relationship.
>never going to have grand kids
With how many siblings Sammy has, her dad probably does already have grandchildren.
And Yaz’s mom knew full well she was destroying her daughter’s womb and sacrificing her peak fertility years when she pushed her to become a professional athlete. If anything, those two parents are probably ecstatic that these particular daughters didn’t come back from summer camp bonded to some guy that would breed them. After the being eaten by dinosaurs thing, that’d be their next biggest fear.
Dropped. Was looking for a reason to since the "muh dinosaur lives matter" bullshit by the black kid was getting old. It's like girls can't be friends anymore, they have to be in love with each other. Are Kenji and the need hooking up now too? Survey says no and if yes it will have 1% of the screen time the dykes get. Another set of shitty writers outs themselves as pandering hacks.
The Dark Crystal: Age of Rebellion got cancelled so shit animation like this could take its place.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Can confirm this works, I grew up as a boy watching Disney movies where the man and woman kiss, and now I'm a woman who kisses men.
[...] >This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Have you seen any actual kids? Kids don't watch cartoons anymore.
said, you don't have to worry about muh corrupted girls, this influx to begin with is happening because
the target audience and main critics of cart(r)oons nowadays are grown-ass men, particularly the ones who call themselves LESBIANS.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
This is nothing new. Still, based post.
Mae watched like the researcher she is, doubling as a blatant voyeur. Ben shamelessly being the dinosexual he is with Bumpy, before inviting Mae to join in.
Lol a jap living with blacks is the craziest thing about the ending. It's kind of fricked up that no one else in the gang wanted kenji to live with them. Brooklyn is understandable because she'd of gotten pregnant that very night but.
Did he actually move in with Darius, or was he just visiting?
Were dinosaurs the only half decent antagonists in this series? Scorp and Indominus were really great for their screentime, but god the human villains were dreadful
Mitch and Tiffany were a nice pair of psychos. My main issue with the series is that they overused the human villains, akin to "The Walking Dead".
It's implied that he lived with him. His mom's gone and his dad's in jail, and although his dad probably had enough assets and savings that kenji could live off modestly for the rest of his life, he probably still wanted friends and a family so it'd make sense he'd live with darius.
Another thing about this, If line this up with the ending to fallen kingdom when the dinosaurs first start showing up in society then that'd be the ending takes place in 2018 so it's only been about 2-3 years since ending which means darius and brooklyn are only like 15, whereas the others are bout 17. Darius and ben hit puberty hard.
Were dinosaurs the only half decent antagonists in this series? Scorp and Indominus were really great for their screentime, but god the human villains were dreadful
99% of the villains were white, and kenji's father being also plays into that because japs are a targeted demographic in the u.s by liberals for being rich and successful. All the white guys that weren't are moronic or cowardly like ben and the camp counselor guy that was in charge of them. This show was horribly racist towards whites.
If i was ben or darius and i knew there were my last moments, i'd of honked her whoopie cushions like you wouldn't believe, heck get such an intense testoserone boost. i'd kill the t rex with my barehands.
Has she had the biggest proportion of weird and glitchy model moments
I remember the shot from 4 where there’s just a hole though the back of her throat
That’s the only explanation for her turning into fricking hackerman in the last two seasons, she’s a robot that shorted out in the boat crash and unlocked a random skillset
>CyBrooklynn is tonguing Sammy's puss >uses extendible prehensile feature to go deep enough to lick her cervix >Sammy is writhing and hyperventilating too hard to notice or care
I just hate the fact that this show shit the bed after they got off Nublar. It clearly had NO planned story and just meandered around going nowhere, eventually settling on just becoming an adaptation of Scan Command. The robots were boring and break the setting, the autism regarding dinosaur welfare quickly became grating, and the epilogue is beyond pointless.
Why can't cartoons be good anymore? Why can't ANYTHING be good anymore? What the frick happened? The last time the ball was dropped this hard was the writer's strike of 2007.
That would work if this show ended PRIOR to Fallen Kingdom airing. However, instead mentioning the Lockwood Manor just creates eyerolls. Okay, so the Lockwood Manor exists. We know that. So what?
It's honestly sad, I actually thought they could have made something worthwhile and season 4 just killed EVERYTHING it had going for it. It's baffling.
EVERYBODY survives the dinosaurs being unleashed. It's such a non issue that they had to write Dodgson as clinically braindead and have Wu make super locusts to pose a threat to the world
>Rescuers arrive at island >"Oh no, Ben is so helpless! He's dead meat for sure!" >Find grove of trees. Ben and Bumpy are laying side-by-side with one another. Ben is wearing sunglasses and looked really pleased with himself. Both of them are exhausted. >"I'm not even going to ask."
When I watched the early episodes, I was sure they were endgame. I wonder if plans changed. Maybe they wanted to appeal to female fans and it's well-known women don't like black males in their shipping, with some exceptions.
I don't see why people are so worked up. There's all sorts of boy/girl relationships in cartoons. Hell, they're brining back Tiny Toons, you're going to have some kino Babs/Buster content soon enough. Classic Looney Toons in love shit.
I am not bothered by the robots, VR dome or other quasi futuristic tech in the later seasons. We already saw things like the gyrospheres in the 4th & 5th movies, &, let's not forget, dinosaur cloning, since the first film. It seems logical that the world went through a tiny scientific renaissance after the public revealing of dinosaurs in 1997.
I'm not bothered by the level of tech.
It's just silly that people are trying to sell dinosaurs as killing machines when literal killing machines exist.
And geo-engineering tech that would make billions if NASA adapted it to Moon/Mars bases.
why do mods hate camp cretaceous? I'm not even done watching last season
I no longer care about spoilers
Just mega me pls
Show/movie?
camp cretaceous
Neither one of those two look that heavy to me especially by American standards.
still can't believe they fricked my ship, but I guess the most beautiful girl can't be anything else than attracted to le funny guy
so the pink-haired zoomer fashion girl... wasn't the lesbian?
ik, it hurts
go be schizo somewhere else redditgay
Schizo has lost all meaning.
dilate and go back
She's clearly bi-curious and will have experimental lesbianism with Yaz + Sam.
Ugh why can't it be two hot chicks. There's always a catch
Sammy is hot af.
>That rack
Jesus christ
*Fat as frick
It's called perfectly thicc.
False allegations made because of a deliberately loaded question survey made towards lesbians by unprofessionals.
>Another lesbian couple
I can't take it anymore.
This is clearly your first time in these threads and you clearly don't watch the show. This is one ship that the entire thread has wanted ever since they started hinting it. They also happen to be best girls.
It also happens to be a kids show, not a fan wank for 37 year old smelly autist lesbian wine aunts with daddy issues.
So why are you here?
to call out you groomers.
k bye now
Another lesbian couple?
Yea outta left field bullshit of "let's make friends a couple for no reason" garbage.
Gay agenda is full steam ahead anom
is he based
How many people did he killed in the end?
he does it for his waifus so it's fine
>>>/x/
Enough that realistically I would imagine he and the other kids could be brought up on charges once they got back to the mainland.
>S1, death where incidental and the kids didn't have anything to do with them
>S2, rich hunters where definity going to harm them so them fricking them over was in self defense.
>S3, I feel they could have just asked for help, the dino research had nothing to do with them
>S4 onwards, they just kill people, at this point human life doesn't even register for Darius.
Damn, did my homie really go solo this entire series? Didn't even fight a little bit for Brooklyn. Did he at least get some Dino-dicky?
No he's moronic now I guess. The "lel blacked" cancel crowd probably send death threat after the second season.
>wants to frick dinos
>moronic
cringe
can't buy clothes with ranch money
>show I never cared about nor I saw it discussed on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile
go back there fricking fa/tv/irgin tourist and never come back to our board
kissing isn't rape anon
based
>now
He’s been moronic since Season 1
What would happen if Darius and her meet?
She bunnyhops away at Mach speed after 15 seconds of him whining about her shooting one of the ten million raptors on the island
of course, was it built up or just thrown at you?
built up
Don't lie.
No build up to it. Having watched the other seasons they barely register as friends.
Why are YOU lying?
I watch the show. There has been no connection on that level between them ever in the show then it slams in the last season. It's nonsense.
You're acting like the show has Yaz say she loved Sammy from the first moment she saw her instead of slowly opening up to her and eventually realizing she feels more
But how was that established? They've been distant the entire series I'd barely say close friends. The most emotions I saw from any of them was finding Ben again.
Ah, I should have figured sooner that you were just being moronic for the sake of being moronic. No more (you)s for you
Who is paying you to be such a liar?
>Dinosaurs?
Life…uh… finds a way
I mean this is the same franchise where the dinosaurs are almost always female and the frog dna turn a few of them male so they can reproduce
HOW CONVINENT THAT DESPITE BEING 0.3% OF THE POPULATION, BOTH YAZ AND SAMMY TURNED OUT TO BE HOMOSEXUALS
HOW LUCKY IS THAT THAT THE ONLY TEENAGE LESBIANS AROUND LANDED ON THE SAME ISLAND
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS AND THEIR CHEMISTRY DURING THE WJOLE SERIES WAS LIKE THAT OF TWO FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE WRITERS RANDOMLY DECIDED TO TURN THEM INTO DYKES FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO PLEASE THE LGBT CROWD
What kind of point is this person trying to make?
>4 seasons
>most people tapped out by season 2
>season 3 they could have just ended it there but they went back to the island for reason thats completely bullshit and shouldnt be their responsibilities as kids
should i check back to see how spy racers are doing or did they run out of ideas by season 2
you will understand when he spams these threads for the next 2 weeks. the hand full of people who actually watched this show on Cinemaphile arent gonna stick around for this one autist to ruin discussion of this show forever
spy racers > camp cretaceous
>should i check back to see how spy racers are doing or did they run out of ideas by season 2
That show's format is essentially a different spy adventure each season, so it can't really wear out its welcome the same way Camp Cretaceous did. It's also more honest about being a dumb action show, for better or worse.
But to answer your question, I think seasons 2 and 4 were the weakest.
Oh please it's not like Yaz and Sammy had huge straight male fandoms.
I didn't see the series but honestly, a bunch of young girls getting confused in a life threatening situation is believable.
>HOW CONVINENT THAT DESPITE BEING 0.3% OF THE POPULATION, BOTH YAZ AND SAMMY TURNED OUT TO BE HOMOSEXUALS
>
>HOW LUCKY IS THAT THAT THE ONLY TEENAGE LESBIANS AROUND LANDED ON THE SAME ISLAND
Life…uh… finds a way
>HOMOSEXUALS
Yaz says she likes men, so she's bi. I think Sammy just goes with whoever smiles at her most. She couldn't make up her mind whenever the group had to make decisions.
They're likely both bisexuals. And big into spanking.
Ben's gonna be so jealous.
aren't like 90% of the world's population like bisexual or something?
Brooklyn is also there and she’s straight.
She's not that fat.
Simple, to the male demographic it's because 2 girls kissing is hotter than 2 boys kissing. They're obviously going to be more easily turned on from watching 2 girls kiss than 2 guys.
>mfw have 1 TB of lesbian porn
I will greatly rejoice when our Lord Jesus Christ comes back and slaughters your kind.
JC is a cool guy not a psycho, you blasphemer.
>Believes in Jesus Christ
>Hates everything he stands for.
Why are you people like this?
Man, I'm all for it... but,BUT ...we received divine mercy when we were the enemies. If you ask for justice, the first to receive it is you.
Show the mercy he has show towards you for the others, pray for the souls of sinners, and use your suffering as an offering, that is the only way.
Kys troony.
have a webm
Whoa, be careful what you wish for, girl. She looks like that kinda fitness nut who'll make you run with her until you throw up.
she'll run for hours and then eat out that fat ass while she's still slippery with sweat.
Nah, remember Love and Rockets.
Cute
left doesn't even look like she's into it. this is fricking rape. on a kids show.
Left was the one that wanted it all along and told the fatty her feelings you stupid cum gargling wienerbreath
didn't know that. see I don't pay enough attention to cheaply made kids cartoons on netflix to know the context. sorry not sorry :3
>Roastie gets on Cinemaphile to post for boy attentions
>:3
Don't bother. Half of this board is gay and the other half wants to rape your aging mom.
I'm sure there are dykes that want to rape her.
same energy
What show's this from?
Victor and Valentino, black hair girl used to be very popular
>black hair girl used to be very popular
used to? what happened?
well, d'uh
except Sam is actually cute
Are you saying that turning a character gay actually harms its popularity?!
>except Sam is actually cute
personality wise
She's a good lesbian GF. Very sweet and kind.
You kind of have to be. I feel like Yaz wakes up screaming in the middle of the night
they all went through deeply traumatizing experiences, and I'd be very surprised if they didn't need YEARS of therapy after running away from dinos for so long
They're going to need intense love to get over it. They're their own support group.
Xochi was Bait The Character.
Diego Molano tried using her as coombait, it failed beyond 10 pics.
So tried to make her the gaybait of this show, it failed beyond 10 pics.
She is just background now
Ignore the haters.
is cute.
now i wait for the SFM futa porn
The grooming of children through media to convert them towards the unnatural use of their bodies continues unopposed.
Dinosaurs don't exist anymore. Ben can be a dinosexual.
i dont think you know what grooming means or entails
also anybody that says same-sex is unnatural when dolphins, lions and over 300 animal species have constant gay orgies just comes across as moronic
Lionesses do lesbian stuff regularly.
Hot.
fricking someone's butt is objectively disgusting.
But what if it's Yaz pegging Ben's butt?
This sounds like it was written by an AI. Also lots of passive voice, so likely a female or castrated male anon. It explains so much.
Yeah I too thought the prolonged make-out scene between Ben and Bumpy was totally unnecessary. We didn't need to see that.
>the groomer moral panic will continue until morale improves
>be afraid, citizen
literally one of the favorite tools of dictatorships around the world is to go AHH PEDOS, GET 'EM and then just point at people you don't like. I'm so bored of this moral panic, could you write a new one for us instead? The plot is predictable and boring at this point.
It's creepy how people like this are the only ones posting about sexualizing "childrens bodies". Who else do you see talk this way? Oh yea, the pedos.
>dinosaurs?
Darius wants to frick dinos, is that not enough?
What always weirded me out is whenever there is a gay male couple, 85% of the time it's a tall thin white guy and a short chubby black guy. Why's that?
because in mainstream media gay male relationships have to be made non-threatening to the point of woobification and you also gotta realize that being gay is fine in media as long as youre a woman. that's why it's always the "comedic duo" of gays (she-ra, loud house, etc)
that's like stuff like scott pilgrim or mission hill are still brought up in regards to good gay male relationships because theyre only found in outsider media
>being gay is fine in media as long as youre a woman.
Hit the nail on the head. And if media is centered around gay men, then progressive types start screeching about privilege. When Fire Island came out, lesbos and tranners were seething that a story about gay men wasn’t centered around lesbians, claiming that gay men have an inert, unspoken privilege over all of them. It’s so funny how quickly they’ll turn on their own kind when men are involved.
>white and thin = weak and femenine
>thick and black = strong and masculine
it's all part of the brainwash
Why are Kenji and Brooklyn always going about "the bad guys"
are they really this low IQ
Oooh, been watching this series with my mom. Wonder how she's gonna react when we watch this season.
is your mom homophobic?
I think she's low key. Like, she had no issue from what I can tell with adults being gay, she enjoys media with gay characters or made by gay people, but I remember her being upset at when we watched She-Ra with the gayness there with Adora and Catra.
what's the difference between she-ra gays and the rest of the stuff she's fine with
Not him but I'm gonna guess his mom is one of those people who think gay characters shouldn't be in media aimed at kids.
Yeah, I think you're right. I just remember her being all "Oh, I don't think this is appropriate at all! They're just kids!"
And to her credit she does tend to complain about general sexualization of minors in media, even straight ones, but she doesn't have a problem for example with a toxic relationship like Helga from Hey Arnold. She just thinks that's funny.
She-ra is a pile of trash. Anyone sane would find it off-putting.
gay
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
It's annoying, but at the end of the day lesbianism is just a phase.
That's why it's historically never been threatening to social order. Only males do real homosexuality.
This show is hilariously diverse. Black, white, asian, latino, arab/muslim and finally a israelite (Ben).
new webm
I'm still mad about this but they're cute at least
where's the tongue?
3 seconds after the fade out
agreed, and OP didn't even put the name of the show
I sincerely didn't remember anything about him besides his face
Who do you think is the abuser of this relationship? I bet it's tubby
>Yaz's family is supposed to be muslim
>no hijab
absolutely haram
>scarfs down bacon like no tomorrow
Highly Americanized Arab Christian
Well she's going into plenty beef curtains now.
I thought she was russian?
I thought she was british?
The show was ok until they jumped the shark with that Metroid Other M setting -inspired island (i doubt it was inspired by it, but its a weird concidence) and those Boston Dynamics Motherfrickers controlled by Not-Nedry, so i dont cared much about anything else.
But it proves Treverow is a fricking hack again.
Remember how he said the ending for the show will be the ending originally the ending intended for Dominion? Where? How? I dont see it. Ankyolosaurussperg stays with black scientist on the island and the end is actually the end of Fallen Kingdom, but has this to do with Dominion? Is this idiot fricking serious?
Same with the Giganozo. Remember when he said its gonna be the Movies "Jokerdinosaur" and in the end it was just a normal, confused, scared animal who didnt kill a single person or dinosaur and didnt deserve to die in such a horrible way. Frick off Treverow.
what did she mean by this
She used that same shirt for the rest of her life.
Lesbian Bondage!!!
Hot af.
Jesus, Adult Yaz is hot as frick
While adult Brooklyn was the one who looked like a dyke
Sam is a lucky woman. She's got a babe to lasso.
>leading with the sammy yaz ship in the OP to attract seething /misc/babies and shit up all discussion of the show
I hate you and hope you suffer the deespest torments of hell
with the sammy yaz ship in the OP to attract seething /misc/babies and shit up all discussion of the show
>Crying about /misc/ when no one mention /misc/.
RENT FREE
They should have tied in the movies more. Giant Locusts would have been better than the robots
Actually I think that more Dominion connections would have made me hate it WORSE
Anyone else find it funny that last we see him Hawkes is in a rage about to kamikaze the kids with a helicopter until Wu steps in, then come season 5 he's like "meh it was just a job, we good"
Of course you don't see gays, men kissing men is disgusting (sorry gays and fujos). Lesbianns are easy points with LGBT, acceptable for women and hot for men.
They know us too well, there won't be a big pushback until we'll get hot lesbos from time to time. Too bad they usually don't pair up the ones I like.
>Kenji's dad thought he was going to make enough money to undo his secret spending by selling like five dinosaurs to a couple of idiots
Christ at least Mills had a few dozen animals to auction off it seemed and didn't build a secret climate controlled island with robotics program and genetic engineering
Is that a real screenshot? Because the animation looks like early 2000s 3D porn comics.
>Because the animation looks like early 2000s 3D porn comics.
Animation looks like miraculous ladybug but tried to be semi realistic at the same time. That’s probably why the show looks like an old Wonder Woman porn comic.
It's better in motion but people have been mocking the character models looking cheap next to the dinosaurs from the first picture of them we ever got
>reddit spacing
>homosexual posting
>yet you almost NEVER see any GAY MALE CHARACTERS in children's cartoons,
Didn't watch She-ra so no.
Based cute historian gays.
Onyx equinox had two cute twinks together but nobody cared about it aside from Aztec history nerds, because everybody else was too focused on making fun of High Guardian spice
The show got cancelled before it could even put them together.
"cancelled" implies there's some sort of confirmation, for now it just hasn't been renewed
Crunchyroll literally didn't give a shit about their originals.
it's going to be renewed any month now, you guys just wait, it isn't over yet!
anon, don't be like that, HGS hadn't aired then and we're quite a few fans here on Cinemaphile
God this could've been such a good plot especially with how attached the twins were to each other. I'll forever be mad.
>nobody cared about it aside from Aztec history nerds
And Mexicans. Aztec history nerds and Mexicans.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Yeah nah lesbians are great, cope seethe mald die mad about it
dora getting freaky in her adult years
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Hurrrrrrrrr
Hmmm, hmmmm. Hmm!
he was an absolute moron but i love him anyway
hot thanks for the collage anon, gonna save that for later
You're not the crazy one, despite what tumblrgays above say.
So there's a weird bit at the end which says Kenji is paying for the upkeep of the secret island
How the frick? Wasn't their family supposed to be in risk of becoming destitute if Daniel didn't turn a profit on the island? Or was his mindset so warped that the idea of becoming a multi-millionaire instead of a billionaire was catastrophic to him?
What I want to know is, even if they are still rich, why does Kenji get access to all of Dan’s money just because Dan is in jail? He’s not dead. Is that how it works when you go to prison? Your family gets all your stuff, even if you had a big falling out with them? It doesn’t seem right. What if Dan ever gets out and Kenji pissed all his money away?
You don't forfeit your possessions when you go to jail, unless the police deemed certain assets as related to the criminal activity. If you sell drugs they can confiscate the drug money.
But they don't just go in and clean out your bank account.
It doesn't seem to explain anything. I guess he could have had a significant trust fund or inheritance that he is old enough to control now
Sammy is also apparently just donating large amounts of meat under the table for free, as though a family ranch can just do that.
Daniel was already paying them to supply the island and if he's in jail he may not have had an opportunity to cease those payments, or Kenji pays for it along with everything else and it was a courtesy thanks for their work producing the beef rather than indicating it was simply charity. Or Kenji pays for meat from somewhere else and Sammy just likes sending some of her own family's from time to time
>show I never cared about nor I saw it discussed on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile enough to be relevant manage to piss off at least 50 anons for having the least surprises of the surprises
Must be hard to get triggered on these cartoons, at least get triggered on something relevant like Amphibia or TOH
We had a decent run further back in the earlier seasons. These last two just really killed investment
>Season 2 and 3 of a Netflix show drops the balls
Imagine my shock, we had the same for Kid Cosmic, you aren't special
You misunderstand, 1-3 are fine. It's 4 and 5, the LAST two that lost the plot
>You misunderstand, 1-3 are fine. It's 4 and 5, the LAST two that lost the plot
Imagine my shock, we had the same for Voltron, you aren't special
I'm not sure why you're coming at this with such weird aggression, nobody claimed the show's downturn was somehow unique
I haven't bothered to re-subbed to israeliteflix for the last season. I had the notification in my mailbox that it came out recently, but I'm not feeling like paying 10 bucks for one month for one season of one cartoon.
A cute Brooklynn webm
Melted my fricking heart
shorter loop
looks too floaty
A lesbian chubby chaser?
FINALLY!
>200 pounds of relationship weight later
Here's hoping.
>200 pounds
That's more like 90 kg weight...
While I imagine all of the families are probably rich from wrongful death settlements/other lawsuits against Masrani, I'm kinda surprised Dave and Roxie weren't used as scapegoats for the whole affair. They WERE in charge of the Campers and left them completely alone when shit popped off
They're going to get fat. Awesome.
>Warning, Incoming Game
hehe, nice
what is this? can I nut to it?
Cenozoic Planet: Bivouac Precambrian
why did she get lesbian hair?
To fake us out.
She went crazy and starts ranting about how there's dinosaurs on the mainland in some old guys mansion.
She's about to be the cream filling in that lesbian sandwich so she wanted to look the part
>Yaz and Sam want her to join them
>They seduce her in one big lesbian sandwich
>Sapphic fun ensues
>gay shit
dropped.
Yup. Yaz is definitely a chubby chaser.
She's going to rubbing that belly a lot.
boys love is huge but its 3dpd. teen girls love the frick out of seeing two cute guys kissing.
>The tomboy is a lesbian
I'm shocked.
...which one are you calling a tomboy?
Neither one really is.
>"Wait to join us tonight?"
>"I'm not a lesbian....but I am bi-curious."
She's the Samantha, she's try-sexual
They introduce her to being "lasso'ed", playing the lewd game of "capture the raptor".
Completely unnecessary when it comes to your survival. I won't watch S5.
I want pearlclutchers to leave
And I want you sodomite fricks to die of monkeypox already and stoo raping children
I can't believe Mae is fricking dead
Shouldn't the dyed girl's hair grow some roots by now?
It was in the first four seasons, but then it got back to pink in this one. I guess the implication is that she dyed it back, but why would the island have hair dye?
I remember hearing it took place between seasons 2 and 3. It would be weird, though, since all interactive specials based on shows are released on chronological order.
It had faded and was showing new growth of her natural brown hair color in season 3 and four. Apparently she found the stuff for it and re dyed it at the start of five
The ending seems to be left open ended for a Camp Cretaceous Season 6 order.
Will the interactive movie coming out later this year be set with their older selves? The trailer they played for it seemed to be like it took place in Season 1/2.
Humans are dumb and will buy anything if it happens to have females. Lesbians are 2 for the price of one for coomers.
I'm so sick of homosexuals
Dinosaurs?
Yes. Five seasons of them
Robots too but we don't like them very much
Luz, Summer, Lisa, Bubblegum, Marceline, Ivy, Harley, Bean and Jackie Lynn are bisexual
>Luz by author (plus some blushing at guys here and there), Lisa gets married to a Milhouse and some other guy in the future, Marceline dated some butthole, Bubblegum had some interest in Finn at one point, Harley had athing for the joker, Ivy with Kite Man, Jackie Lynn with Marco
and with Summer, I am not sure about that, their universe is big, I wouldn't put it past her to start dating some eldritch horror if she finds one, Rick's influence is strong on her
Dykes.
The people they hope to.lure in with this detest bisexuals and the straights see them as prostitutes or damaged.
someone hose down this hog
Pretty neat they gave the bald chick Hammond's death from the first book.
It was knockoff Dieter more like
>moron antagonizes compies and runs off into the woods and dies like an idiot
how long have they been on the island? wasnt the big one confused on being girl/girl in the first season?
Right around six months on Nublar
A few days or maybe a week or two on Mantah Island
he's hot
>Damn Anon, that IS a nice wiener.
>Mantah Corp has autonomous lizard robots drones that can go toe to toe with some dinosaurs, that also have deadly energy weapons
>For some reason the company needs to bother with dinosaur fights instead of selling the BRADs to anybody and everybody
Seriously, having the the BRADs and BRAD-Xs introduced way more problems than they solved.
Wait, How's that? Is it justified or forced >asalways?
DAMN GIRL!
>that ass can fart
Wonder who farts the most: Sam, Yaz, or her?
Isn't yaz bi?
Yes.
Nah you're right. Ten years ago I would have called you a shcizo but at this point you're absolutely right. It's honestly weird how common dykes are in western animation now.
How come lesbians is always one attractive woman while the other is often just completely "meh".
Outside of Catra/Adora I can't think of a lesbo pair where both were equally hot.
>Outside of Catra/Adora I can't think of a lesbo pair where both were equally hot.
I'm starting to see a trend. The more last minute a relationship is, the more likely the characters are to be equally hot.
I think both Amity and Luz are hot though
Lady overbite and poop scalp are equally ugly
It is also a good measurement as to how much of an asspull it actually was
>lesbo pair where both were equally hot
It would otherwise seem either too realistic, or too unrealistic. I'll let you decide which one is which.
Contrast. Yaz is the chubby-chaser, and Sam is the chubby.
Because if both of them were hot the audience wouldn't invest as much money or time in the product. Since said audience themselves usually fall into the "meh" category in real life.
>the other is often just completely "meh"
Hey now, Yaz is pretty in her own way.
>Catra/Adora
>Amity/Luz
Aren't those self-insert ships? Maybe they play by special rules.
>Catra/Adora
>equally hot
The cat is hot but Adora?
Don't kid yourself. Asami might be conventionally attractive but Korra is a goddess (looks wise).
Almost every real life lesbian pairing I've seen has been fat/skinny
Realistically, Sam is going to put on a lot of lesbian-pounds....and it's going to be great.
Sam found out the reason Yaz and her are together is because Ben encouraged Yaz. She's rewarding him with "dominance".
Odds Yaz is bi enough to invite Ben over to a threesome? He did get them together.
Ben is 100% gay though
Who is Ben gay for? Do tell.
Probably Darius, who is clearly the top.
Oh wait, I got the names mixed up. I meant Kenji. Closer bond.
Nah, Darius and Ben have literally declared their love for each other in a previous season; plus they both have a shared interest in dinosaurs, so Darius probably wouldn’t be bothered by occasionally including Bumpy in a threesome.
Ben was definitely for wild fun, riding the dinosaur with Darius.
>Kenji literally lives with Darius
Benarius bros...I don't feel so good
Kenji and Darius have an open relationship. What Darius and Ben shared on the island was too passionate to just let go.
When Ben comes over, they make space for a threesome....or a foursome.
>"Let's have a gay threesome."
Gay, strait, lesbian, dinofricker, I don't care
All I want is Ben/Kenji fujos to suffer in hell
Honestly I'm all for Ben/Darius. I just think they should have as much fun as possible.
I haven’t finished the most recent season yet, but I’m considering writing some raunchy fan fiction of the two having some good, clean fun after discovering how nice a shower is after running around in dirty clothes for so long.
I approve. Go for it.
Having spent so much time on the island, we all they're horny.
Resulting of sexuality, they probably signed a "open love" pact with one another. In the tension of the dangerous island, you gotta let off steam.
Bumpy's going to have to lie back and let them do all the work, lol.
Ben's first time with Bumpy was just spontaneous. Wasn't planned. She just hit on him and things took off on a hot tropical night.
Oh I'm sure they got him pegged, if you know what I'm talking about.
But he's gotta practice for the big event, and Sam & Yaz can play the tops with the right gear.
Isn't Bumpy female though?
Ben did admit he wished a relationship with Bumpy would work. He really is the most wild of the bunch.
Ben is probably bisexual and destined to end up in a pegging sandwich with Yaz & Sam.
if you think this post isn't 100% right, you're the problem
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if Yaz and Sam were bisexual.
which episode is this in
5 09
When Yaz puts on weight, her ass will be as fat.
>Yaz ends up the fatter one of the two
Yes. Yesss
But how fat should they get?
>Didn't give Sam's big butt a single firm spank, not even once
Damn it Netflix.
A Compy briefly stood on it.
We all know this is true, you didn't need the whole rant. Gay male love has to be well written cause it doesn't have the horny male coomer appeal that lesbos have. And most authors don't want to put in the effort just to score brownie points with the progressives. It's much easier to put some dykes in the story and not have guys feel uncomfortable. It's gotten so bad that basically all lesbians in any media now are just instantly dismissed as nothing more than tools for a political message. I disregard their characters completely. Whereas if I see a gay male couple, which is rare, I think at least they need to put some effort into writing it.
I don't like that gay guys are always stereotyped as, "It's my life style and I must either be a bear or a femme!". A lot of gay guys act stereotypical straight except for sexual orientation.
But how else can we let the audience know they're gay? We can't just have them act normally and maybe kiss on screen a few times. No, instead they need to act like flaming homos just to get the point across.
Shit like this is WHY we can't have a gay action show. It's inconceivable that a GAY guy might have stereotypical straight pursuits and NOT be into all kinds of stuff stereotypically associated with gay men.
They're already shitting themselves over the buzz lightyear gay kiss. If it was 2 dudes kissing instead, the temper tantrums would be 100x worse.
Meh. Makes me wish someone would make a web series for Netflix about gay action heroes, except then someone would b***h and go, "REEEEE Heteronormative! REEEE!!!!"
Blocks your path
This is what I call "Last minute gay male for comedy propuse" it doesn't count because he and MANY OTHERS like him had CERO gay activity in the media they belong.
Purpose*
The israelites are great
Sorry I'm late, I'm only watching an episode a day but did anyone else feel that Kash's death was underwhelming, let alone rushed?
Only that he didn’t get caught by dilos but rekt by the raptors he kept antagonizing was appropriate enough
Im just saying i expected that Kash would at least be chased by the raptors through the jungle after the grid went down or something and there'd be a lot of screaming and maybe crying and a bit of hope that was dashed almost instantly as he was finally overtaken by the raptors. I mean i know it's asking too much of Netflix writers but we had this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx9wQNdLAKE to base it off of
I was expecting Kash to turn on the true villain of the show and we'd get a weird "Enemy Mine" scenario. Not that Kash would survive the show, as he'd betray them yet again.
I have never been looking for good execution for this show so I genuinely didn't care
Yaz's floodgates have been opened.
Yaz is definitely going to flirt with Roxie. Not that Sam remotely minds. Open lesbian relationship.
Yaz is big on butts.
Such a cute couple.
But who is the top?
Sammy is more emotionally enthusiastic.
But Yaz is more athletic.
Really, they probably try out a ton of positions and activities.
Especially in a new, young relationship. Try everything, see what you like.
I think Sam is into sitting on Yaz's face, while Yaz is more about pegging stuff.
I wouldn't be shocked if Yaz enjoys role reversal with the sweet Sammy, letting her take charge in bed.
>Sammy: "Want me to sit on you tonight?"
>Yaz: "Someone's thirsty. You know how I feel about that chubby butt of yours."
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Have you seen any actual kids? Kids don't watch cartoons anymore.
They watch anime, probably.
They do, all the kids now just watch Demon Slayer, anime is just way easier to get into nowadays because of streaming services.
Modern cartoons are just made for twenty-somethings who need something to clap at because they still want to mentally think they're kids or younger than they actually are but don't want to grow up and watch something targeted at adults.
That and a lot of modern shows are all depressing and edgy now. Meh.
Yaz may be more athletic, but in dominance play Sam has the weight advantage.
but with Sammy and Yaz
Concur. I want to see Sam plant her butt on Yaz's face.
Based prophetic artist
Yaz is in heaven, having that big fat butt on her face.
One of the few LGBT cartoon ships I like because Yaz & Sammy had actual build-up since season 1, they have their own character arcs outside each other, great chemistry together and actually have personalities.
It doesn’t really feel forced like 98% other lesbian ships just to gain “YAAS” approval from tumblr and twitter users, it felt natural and something they genuinely wanted to do like Ruby & Sapphire in SU.
There was early speculation they were lesbians, I think around Season 3(?).
Is there a discord for this show?
God I hope not
Ben wasn't sure if he was into guys as well as girls, so he let Sammy & Yaz peg him.
Is it me or is the animation worse this season? I was lookin at Kenji talking to Darius and Brooklyn at the table and it just seemed bad, over expessive, and improperly lit.
Not just you. There were times when the dinosaurs were running a whole foot above the ground. It's always had terrible animated moments, but not that bad.
>Dresses like rambo
Yeah Ben was the frenzied one of the gay guys.
Just finished the season. Nice that it ties into the newer films I guess, but the timeline feels weird as shit and I hate stuff that's only canon in a single direction. Kinda wish we had seen grown ups of the baby dino hybrids.
Also wish we'd seen more of them as adults.
Yaz gets to milk these
Yaz eventually gets Sam into being milked by hand.
Hot.
>200 pounds of relationship weight later...
Don't tempt me Anon, I WILL write weight gain smut of this show, you see if I don't
When Yaz and Sam get back to civilization, imagine the resulting binges Cinemaphile. All that food dumped in front of them after so much fasting.
>Sam reunites with Yaz after a few months at home
>Yaz has become a fat ex athlete butterball with a massive jiggling ass, her sheer bulk making Sam look like the skinny girl in comparison
>slovenly, unkempt, hair is a mess
>"Yeah my therapist told me to BURRP, live every day to the fullest... Got any beer in the fridge?"
Imagine if she got shot in her fat ass with a tranquilizer because someone mistook her for a dinosaur.
What would you do with a knocked out Sammy?
Or it's a naughty game Yaz and Sam play: a form of butt-tag. The loser has to be the bottom in bed.
Somno?
We need art of this. Yaz smugly standing with one foot atop Sam's tranquilized butt, dart sticking out of it, and Yaz sweetly smirking, "Oops."
Brooklyn hacked Hiroshimoot's computer I guess
Ben is definitely a top when he's extra horny.
>finally check out the show because of this
>sammy has a deep texan yeehaw accent
>turn off show
Bye, you're not wanted
Her accent is adorable.
You have crap taste.
So this is the last season? I thought those tweets said there was going to be one more after this.
>Ben and Mae are on the island alone with Bumpy in the finale
Kinky threesome.
Funny how even canon Ben wished he could have a relationship with Bumpy.
The powers that be discovered the intersection between woke virtue signaling and a means of actively working against white reproduction. At the end of the day, gay/lesbian/trans is all about white people taking themselves out of the gene pool. Every trans character and at least half of every LGBT couple will be white. It gives the parent company social credit upvotes while also contributing to the idea that you pale skins really shouldn’t be making more of yourselves. Meanwhile, that Nigerian family that had 17 kids and crammed themselves into an armoire on a boat is hecking valid.
What do you think Sammy's pits smell like
Imagine being this happy that you're never going to have grand kids
I would be happy if my kids decided to never put someone else through the pain of life just for their egoistical pleasure, yes. And it's why I'll never have kids
Have your test levels checked, you fricking nihilist.
it's not nihilism it's anti-natalism
Same.
>wanting more mudslimes in the world
AMERICA YES!
if they grow up to be has hot as yasmine then why not?
The black kid
He definitely seemed smitten with Darius. Close as he was with Bumpy, he admitted in canon it would never work out.
Ben seems to have a thing for ebony of any gender. He was with Mae in the finale.
you need to have multiple children to avert this hoping you don't roll doubles
Didn't work for my mom and she has 4 kids:
>My little brother is effeminate and has said he's gay a few times.
>Sister is too self loathing and selfish to have kids, and is into yaoi porn.
>My other sister is likely to be asexual or lesbian and has showed no signs of ever being interested in men.
>Although, I'm a fit heterosexual male, I'm too jaded and redpilled after years on /misc/ and conspiracy forums to want to conceive a child when civilization on its last leg and doomed to become a sjw transhumanist dystopia. I'm also too autistic to maintain a relationship.
Not that anon but my mother has four kids. I'm the youngest at 25 and we're all gay or fricked up so we don't want kids.
>never going to have grand kids
With how many siblings Sammy has, her dad probably does already have grandchildren.
And Yaz’s mom knew full well she was destroying her daughter’s womb and sacrificing her peak fertility years when she pushed her to become a professional athlete. If anything, those two parents are probably ecstatic that these particular daughters didn’t come back from summer camp bonded to some guy that would breed them. After the being eaten by dinosaurs thing, that’d be their next biggest fear.
If this shit was aimed at teens to adults I wouldn’t really care but why do they keep putting gay shit in kids media?
What's the difference?
Dropped. Was looking for a reason to since the "muh dinosaur lives matter" bullshit by the black kid was getting old. It's like girls can't be friends anymore, they have to be in love with each other. Are Kenji and the need hooking up now too? Survey says no and if yes it will have 1% of the screen time the dykes get. Another set of shitty writers outs themselves as pandering hacks.
The Dark Crystal: Age of Rebellion got cancelled so shit animation like this could take its place.
The relationship was hinted at early in the show. It didn't come out of nowhere.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
Can confirm this works, I grew up as a boy watching Disney movies where the man and woman kiss, and now I'm a woman who kisses men.
>Anon finally gives up cartoons.
You are free Anon.
You can escape now.
Like
said, you don't have to worry about muh corrupted girls, this influx to begin with is happening because
the target audience and main critics of cart(r)oons nowadays are grown-ass men, particularly the ones who call themselves LESBIANS.
All women are bisexual at the very least
Nah, not all of them. And a lot just pretend to be because it's expected of them.
He's a little nutty, but he makes a good point.
>This propaganda will lead young girls watching this that it is okay to kiss girls and they will become lesbians in the future because cartoons have molded their way of thinking
This is nothing new. Still, based post.
I can't believe Anita Sarkeesian was right and media does have an influence on people
If Ben is gay, what is he into?
He's running a train on bumpy and negress pussy
Ben was definitely bi. I mean spending time with an ebony beauty and his favorite female dinosaur, alone on an island?
Very hush-hush. He doesn't want his friends to know what a wild one he really is.
Bumpy likely hit on him while he was alone on the island.
>"So you want to do research on dino mating habits, Mae? I think I can help you with that."
You just know
Mae watched like the researcher she is, doubling as a blatant voyeur. Ben shamelessly being the dinosexual he is with Bumpy, before inviting Mae to join in.
Oh yeah, and Mae pegs Ben. He's the oreo in the sandwich.
Are you saying Bumpy is a strong black woman who only needs 1 man?
Lol a jap living with blacks is the craziest thing about the ending. It's kind of fricked up that no one else in the gang wanted kenji to live with them. Brooklyn is understandable because she'd of gotten pregnant that very night but.
Did he actually move in with Darius, or was he just visiting?
Mitch and Tiffany were a nice pair of psychos. My main issue with the series is that they overused the human villains, akin to "The Walking Dead".
It's implied that he lived with him. His mom's gone and his dad's in jail, and although his dad probably had enough assets and savings that kenji could live off modestly for the rest of his life, he probably still wanted friends and a family so it'd make sense he'd live with darius.
Another thing about this, If line this up with the ending to fallen kingdom when the dinosaurs first start showing up in society then that'd be the ending takes place in 2018 so it's only been about 2-3 years since ending which means darius and brooklyn are only like 15, whereas the others are bout 17. Darius and ben hit puberty hard.
Were dinosaurs the only half decent antagonists in this series? Scorp and Indominus were really great for their screentime, but god the human villains were dreadful
99% of the villains were white, and kenji's father being also plays into that because japs are a targeted demographic in the u.s by liberals for being rich and successful. All the white guys that weren't are moronic or cowardly like ben and the camp counselor guy that was in charge of them. This show was horribly racist towards whites.
>99% of the villains were white
>gay shit
avoided like the plague. resurrect hitler pls.
I miss when the show was on Nublar. There was so much of the park they never explored.
more gay shit? frick off.
If i was ben or darius and i knew there were my last moments, i'd of honked her whoopie cushions like you wouldn't believe, heck get such an intense testoserone boost. i'd kill the t rex with my barehands.
>We never got a shot of Yaz blatantly admiring Sam's fat butt
It's not fair.
Brooklynn, you are drunk.
>"Hey, uh, Sam, want to kiss me? I....eh, heard you were like lesbian or something? Why is it so blurring in here?"
Has she had the biggest proportion of weird and glitchy model moments
I remember the shot from 4 where there’s just a hole though the back of her throat
Sammy's fat puss busting through her denim.
yaz is gonna have a fun time fistin
Great thing about the island for them. They could indulge all their passions, even Ben.
It looks more like a reflection from the control panel.
Or she's chargin her lazer
Kinky thought. What if Brooklyn is actually an android?
Anon please I can only waifu her so hard!
It explains her fixation on dyeing her hair and why she's so off-model at times. But she's still got a libido program subroutine.
Why would she need to dye her hair if it was synthetic?
It could be any color she wanted without an external chemical.
It might just be something she does to feel more human.
Classic robot living as a human routine
Her creator programmed her with brunette hair generation software and she can’t figure out how to change it
That’s the only explanation for her turning into fricking hackerman in the last two seasons, she’s a robot that shorted out in the boat crash and unlocked a random skillset
and here I was thinking she just levelled up and put her experience points into hacking
>that lasso joke
How'd they get away with it
No idea. But the implied bondage was nice.
How ironic.
Ben went from a guy afraid of his own shadow, to a wild dude who fell for a Snu-Snu level dinosaur.
>CyBrooklynn is tonguing Sammy's puss
>uses extendible prehensile feature to go deep enough to lick her cervix
>Sammy is writhing and hyperventilating too hard to notice or care
She definitely gets regularly invited to threesomes.
I just hate the fact that this show shit the bed after they got off Nublar. It clearly had NO planned story and just meandered around going nowhere, eventually settling on just becoming an adaptation of Scan Command. The robots were boring and break the setting, the autism regarding dinosaur welfare quickly became grating, and the epilogue is beyond pointless.
Why can't cartoons be good anymore? Why can't ANYTHING be good anymore? What the frick happened? The last time the ball was dropped this hard was the writer's strike of 2007.
I suspect the creators never expected it to last 5 seasons. But honestly they could have shipbaited way harder to keep up interest.
the point of season 5 was so they could have the ending that connected it to the end of fallen kingdom
But now they've got us wondering if the damn cast survived the resulting chaos.
UGH.
That would work if this show ended PRIOR to Fallen Kingdom airing. However, instead mentioning the Lockwood Manor just creates eyerolls. Okay, so the Lockwood Manor exists. We know that. So what?
And now we have unanswered questions, like "Did they all fricking die when the dinosaurs were unleashed on the world!?"
Come on showrunners, don't leave us hanging like that.
>dinosaurs
>actually being a problem
WROOOONG, THE REAL EVIL IS MAAAAAN
And also giant locusts
Take the cavepill
Already have.
It's honestly sad, I actually thought they could have made something worthwhile and season 4 just killed EVERYTHING it had going for it. It's baffling.
They can salvage it with a new series. Show if they survive the chaos of dinosaurs unleashed on the whole damn world.
EVERYBODY survives the dinosaurs being unleashed. It's such a non issue that they had to write Dodgson as clinically braindead and have Wu make super locusts to pose a threat to the world
>salvage
>new series
>le mainland
Frick off, consoomer.
What a shame.
>Ben openly muses on the show about "being with" Bumpy
>He's a meat-eater, she's a herbivore
It will never work out.
>Rescuers arrive at island
>"Oh no, Ben is so helpless! He's dead meat for sure!"
>Find grove of trees. Ben and Bumpy are laying side-by-side with one another. Ben is wearing sunglasses and looked really pleased with himself. Both of them are exhausted.
>"I'm not even going to ask."
>Takes a nasty bite to the neck
>Looks to be moments away from dying
>Is back in action like nothing happened next episode
What a fricking cop-out.
That did feel like a cop-out for sure. At the very least, if not dead, it would need serious medical attention before it could even stand.
Immediately what popped into my head
T-Rex jr. was critical in the previous season, then showed up just fine when the new season began. I thought they said she died in canon.
Should have been endgame.
They would have made a good couple.
We would have had Darius/Brooklyn, Ben/Kenji, and Sam/Yaz. Straight, gay, lesbian. Everyone gets laid.
When I watched the early episodes, I was sure they were endgame. I wonder if plans changed. Maybe they wanted to appeal to female fans and it's well-known women don't like black males in their shipping, with some exceptions.
Holds true.
I was so sure she got him right in the balls there first time I watched
>That’s mah purse! I don’t know you!
Ah ha, you spoiled me, but now I have something to anticipate.
So I'm surprised a woman actually died. Didn't Jurassic World learn its lesson?
CC's had three so far. Tiff, the helicopter Pilot, and Baldy
Plus Mae getting mauled pretty bad
How are there not a hundred pics of her getting her ass rammed?
Jurassic franchise has a shockingly small porn scene, and most of what talent there is gets focused on the dinosaurs
Which is a good thing
Spino's a male though.
>Mecha-Brooklyn
She definitely is the one who usually gets to do the pegging. Lot of power.
I don't see why people are so worked up. There's all sorts of boy/girl relationships in cartoons. Hell, they're brining back Tiny Toons, you're going to have some kino Babs/Buster content soon enough. Classic Looney Toons in love shit.
Buster and Babs are siblings now
That's not going to stop hets.
wat
I like lesbians but it's starting to feel obnoxious. Like it's an animation mandate that every show has eleventh hour lesbians.
Is this ash instead of snow? Why is she so grossed out?
Someone reminded her its snow made by the evil corporation.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION
I am not bothered by the robots, VR dome or other quasi futuristic tech in the later seasons. We already saw things like the gyrospheres in the 4th & 5th movies, &, let's not forget, dinosaur cloning, since the first film. It seems logical that the world went through a tiny scientific renaissance after the public revealing of dinosaurs in 1997.
I'm not bothered by the level of tech.
It's just silly that people are trying to sell dinosaurs as killing machines when literal killing machines exist.
And geo-engineering tech that would make billions if NASA adapted it to Moon/Mars bases.
Lesbians are old news. If they really wanted to push an agenda on this kids show, they should have been sticking their lesbian dicks into dinosaurs.
girls poopin in the woods
.
So are there straights in this cartoon?
Or dinosaurs kino worth watch