>The Empire Army. >Mightiest Force in the Universe. >Unlimited soldiers, resources and technology

>The Empire Army
>Mightiest Force in the Universe
>Unlimited soldiers, resources and technology
>loses to a bunch of teddybears

Bravo, Lucas!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teddy bears
    Do you know how strong bears are anon?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jungle warfare is dangerous, satan
    just look at vietnam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone mention vietnam in a Star Wars thread?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf Nixon was in Star Wars? How'd I miss that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >force can be theoretically be used by anyone, Jedi are just elite practitioners
        >comparing it to yoga and meditation
        So based, “magic systems” have been a disaster for the fantasy genre, /tg/ can eat its heart out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas is and always has been a moron, that's not news. He just has some good ideas from time to time.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were vicious, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, Raimi.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This will sell more toys
    wtf Lucas? They are ugly as sin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were not thought of as lame until later. I was there. They were the baby yoda of their day only surpassed by Gizmo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They were not thought of as lame
        How ? Like, look at them. WTF were they thinking??

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          80s were a different time. If this was aired today, OPs picrel would be spammed like the mutatnt midget here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that cute products presented where not expected to lighten moods sell shit tons of merch.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a reason given why they decided not go to with Wookies? That would have been way better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hiring midgets by the dozens was cheaper in the 80s

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that one comic about an ex-stormtrooper with ptsd from endor

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe the empire spent 20 years and trillions of dollars just to replace the Ewoks with the Ewoks

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIZE MATTERS NOT. LOOK AT ME, JUDGE ME BY MY SIZE DO YOU?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, and not guarding the only weak spot on a planet size Death Star. Twice. Bravo Lucas

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate SWgays trying to justify every stupid thing in their trashy universe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its a made-up story

          No, its just a shitty screenwriting and storybuilding

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its just a made-up story bro

          Why they always try to justify their flaws and plotholes with this shit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Receive cancer, die and burn in hell you ugly hating piece of shit SW hater!

        Ps: I hate you too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        … and yet you’re here. takes one to know one.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer truth is thinking these resistance movements are always successful

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE Star Wars is sooo DEEP man this is some DARK SHIT these shitty little dwarf actors clumsily moving around cause they can't see shit in their furry costumes are actually HARDCORE MONSTERS who FREAKING ATE THE STORMTROOPERS ... no that's not actually in the movie but it's my HEAD CANON DUDE THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WITH THIS ONE EWOKS WERE DEFINITELY NOT INVENTED TO SELL FURRY TOYS TO LITTLE KIDS DUDE This is some hardcore deep shit man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > it's my HEAD CANON DUDE
      They were literally going to eat Luke and his friends at first

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was an attitude issue. They thought they were fighting a bunch of Warwicks and didn't think an AT-ST could be stolen. Chewbacca carried the battle by ganking people that were distracted by the midges and thought he was an ally.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The USCM
    >Mightest force in the galaxy
    >Ultimate badass soldiers, state of the badass art weapons and technology
    >loses to a bunch of big ants

    Bravo, Cameron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss the part where they had to give up all their ammo and then got ambushed? Being short on ammo was a massive plot point, they even have a scene where they go through how much they have. There were like 3 marines vs hundreds of skin hardened killing machines.

      meanwhile, endor was "a legion of his best troops" that get beaten to death with sticks by a bunch of midget bears. They were barely fricking hitting them too. Then you have the AT STs getting taken out by logs. Try dropping a log on a fricking abrams and see how much damage you would do.

      RoJ is fricking moronic. Of the more than dozen star wars movie only 2 of them are any good. The rest are either mediocre or outright bad.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo Star Wars should be for big boys like myself

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were only 3 battalions stationed in Endor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 battalions
      The emperor says "a legion of his best troops" According to the internet, a legion in star wars is 9000+ stormtroopers.

      Even if there were just "3 battalions" that's over 3000 soldiers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit, you’re right.

        Where the frick did I get the 3 battalions from?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a legion in star wars
        FACT CHECK An Imperial stormtrooper legions has 8,192 troops

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >space (naval) power
    >army

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are "marines".

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy armor
    >armor is made of plastic which is useless against any decent blaster
    >uses a blaster that is only useful in close to mid range
    >blaster isn't even strong enough to dent metal armor
    was the empire trying to lose?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ewok hunt did a better job of showing how the Empire could lose to teddybears
    https://youtube.com/shorts/LoEI8gay9CY?si=K2_uwd9i_WG2FTDE

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense once you realize a blink-and-you-miss-it part of the story: star wars is for kids, and thus it has frequent silly dumb moments which kids can enjoy. Anyone who actively spends time on the "lore" of the setting past the age of 14 is irredeemably lost

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lost like you?

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