The leaks were true after all, it's almost unimaginable that this is confirmed to exist. The fact that this is going to premiere at Cannes makes me hope that this will be kino at the highest possible level.
There now exists a LazyTown film that is rated R, or even NC-17 if the other rumors are true. All the original actors are coming back for this.
Even more crazy is that this film is coming from the original show creator himself, he brought the rights back from Warner Bros just to do this to his own IP:
https://collider.com/lazytown-creator-buys-show-back/
https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2024/05/15/magnus_scheving_buying_back_all_the_properties_of_l/
If we even count all the insane rumors of it being inspired by End of Evangelion in some way or another, what the absolute FRICK did Magnus Scheving mean by this?
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Sounds soitastic
I forgot to mention that this isn't even a case of it being connected to any culture war bullshit that happened with The Last Jedi. This isn't a leftist sabotage attempt. It's a deliberate move by Sportacus himself, and all the original actors are going along with whatever vision he has in store. Literally nobody saw this coming. I wonder how they are going to tackle Stefan Karl's death in this one.
This is moronic, Evangelion ending with an angry transgressive art film is a combination of many factors that make sense, the shows themes, the shows production, Anno's mental state at the time, the response to episode 26, etc. EoE is a natural result of the greater context surrounding it, this just sounds like le kids show but le twisted
Also who actually watched LazyTown at an age old enough to remember anything about it? I only have very vague images my head
My child
Get off this website before it's too late
Let me rephrase
Who actually watched LazyTown at an age old enough to remember it for reasons other than jerking off to the pink hair child
End of Evangelion also fit with the already esoteric and deliberately unconventional series ending.
It was an escalation of what was already there.
What is the point of edgy Lazytown other than the meme?
It's a show to make fat kids do calisthenics.
Synopsis?
so does stephanie get her breasts out or
Supposedly Sporticus jerks off on them while she’s in a diabetic coma.
I thought Sportacus died?
nah that was robbie rotten
What leaks?
PLAP PLAP PLAP
Literally wtf is op talking about
No Robbie rotten no watch
(UNCONFIRMED) SYNOPSIS:
>As the streets of LazyTown turn unsafe, the mayor's daughter, Stephanie ends up becoming the victim of a terrible crime. Tipping the town's hero, Sportacus to his breaking point. Bringing him to do his most drastic measure in decades. A journey that will take him to his acrobatical limits.
K.I.N.O IS COMING...
>>As the streets of LazyTown turn unsafe, the mayor's daughter, Stephanie ends up becoming the victim of a terrible crime. Tipping the town's hero, Sportacus to his breaking point. Bringing him to do his most drastic measure in decades. A journey that will take him to his acrobatical limits.
Stephanie gets raped and Sportacus goes on a killing spree
Holy shit my body is ready
>lazytown
>R/NC-17
>original cast (besides stefan)
>batshit experimental looking
>cannes
>somehow bought back from WB of all companies
>rumors or Evangelion-esque
holy shit is this real? If it is, I don't even care if it's bad. The sheer absurdity of it is going to make it kino. If this isn't some strange hoax by Op, I for one hope Scheving really goes fricking wild with the concepts and story. Also are they going to keep the puppets, live-action them, or do a time jump where they are all dead or monsters of some kind?
I honestly have no idea what to expect.
>original cast
There were only 3 actors and one is dead.. everyone else were puppets
still makes me wonder if they are they going to have the voice actors for the puppets come back
>If this isn't some strange hoax by Op
it clearly is
Do you think someone as charming and handsome as OP would just lie to us?
Yes
Look at robbie rotten
reverse image searched and nothing.
the articles you posted don't even hint at anything related to what you posted
OP, at least make a fake website or something.