>The establishment told me to turn off my brain and enjoy the simulation

>The establishment told me to turn off my brain and enjoy the simulation

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar is disney? Damn I didnt know, so I guess itll suck huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Otherwise it wouldn't get a sequel, prolly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cameron had sequels planned when it was still owned by 20th Century Fox.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, so did Lucas for Star Wars

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Irrelevant.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How come? Lucas also had plenty of movies planned apart from the prequels. The only difference is that Cameron is actually responsible for his sequels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because I was replying to someone who was saying the only reason Avatar got sequels was Disney owning them, you exhausting fricking autist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Means no cat woman nipples to obscure for 97% of the screen time (but to peek out in jumping and side shots)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Family Guy movie
    Bunch of hack israelites, all of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't MacFarlane a israelite?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's a based israelite like mel brooks or larry david

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's 100% Connecticut WASP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't that happen forever ago?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Family Guy hasn't had a movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you’re gonna need that third eye W I D E open for Avatar 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Believe me, the eye will be wide open when I take a shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am going to have so many bathroom breaks Im not even gonna watch the movie, I mean its what the director intended after all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no one notices the putrid smell of shit wafting through the theater because it’s just so engrossing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          full immersion, just like the up-and-coming golden child, auteur James Cameron intended.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there already a Haunted Mansion movie with Eddie Murphy that bombed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it was 20 years ago, so now they can cash in on nostalgia like how they've done with Hocus Pocus despite that getting mixed reviews back during its release. Also, most shit from the early 2000's is going to beat the modern clown world dogshit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amsterdam is disney? Damn I didn't know

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it laughably pathetic that they already have logos prepared for all these titles which didn't even enter preproduction.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >told me to turn off my brain and enjoy the simulation
    God I wish that were true, I don't want woke shit to ruin my stimulation.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies now seem like an industrial product all about money and power instead of being art, nothing new or spontaneous. Dad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its been like this for at minimum 20 or 30 years now, maybe more
      The secret is to stop consuming what youre told and recommended and just look for stuff on your own
      also getting out of Cinemaphile

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even the titles all look like derivatives of each other, has disney had a single original idea in the last 10 years?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, independents should start doing things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Buy Marvel. But Fox.
      Nobody else thought to do that.

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