>gay
Ruby is the greatest pussy destroyer in the galaxy. You might not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like. Korben Dallas is practically an incel next to him.
The best he's done. I wanted Valerian to be good and visually it was striking but nowhere near as cinematic as Fifth Element. I took all my friends to see this for my birthday. Got the soundtrack right after.
Was a fun ride, pure moral of the story and I had a mad crush on Leeloo at the time.
I've had Valerian downloaded for years and any time I think about maybe watching it I see the coked out zombie eyes of the two leads on the poster and just immediately change my mind and watch something else. Still haven't seen it.
>Film thinks that the Earth is only 10,000 years old >Implies the Moon was created 5,000 years ago >The "new moon" is only 60 miles from the planet, which means that every single person on Earth will die within a month from massive tidal waves and asteroids after the Moon is torn apart.
That's why there hasn't been a sequel to this moronic ass-film.
>That's why there hasn't been a sequel to this moronic ass-film
You see that as a negative? God, you're really dumb. That's the BEST thing about it! None of these endless sequels that get shit out for other movies are any good.
>Take everything in a science fiction movie about aliens and esoteric magic too seriously >Not creative enough to come up with a story line that is congruent to the source material.
You haven't an imaginative bone in your body, learn to enjoy a story you frickin bore.
Man, its so cringe to check out israelitetube reactions on movies like Fifth Element >Genuine emotional acting from every actor makes them shake the heads because they got used to deadbeat modern acting >Comedic moments genuinely fly over their heads cause they got used to artificial AI generated quips >Sincere filmmaking like clever and funny transitions from one character doing or saying the thing to another character reacting confuse them. >Fun and natural dialogues makes them go 'Whaaaat did he say?!' >The whole Ruby Rod sequence just send them into the void of confusion. What is that - an actual energetic acting and soulful presence? Never heard of that.
Reactions on these great movies, actual definition of art, are perfect for studiying the decline of emotional, cultural and spiritual education of the modern people.
Modern fillmaking has breeded the generations of zombies.
It's an artistic choice, I think.
There's always that sense of everything being a bit off or weird, to make us feel a distant future society with its own beauty standards, art and fashion.
Note how the movie implies that freckles are very desirable, that's why they wear barely no makeup.
It's the closest thing to a Metal Hurlant live action movie.
Fight me if you want, but The Fifth Element is on the top class of sci-fi movies of all time.
Oh yeah it's wonderful. I get that it's not for everyone, but I do think less of people that don't at least like it as unfair as that may be..
Mila a sex.
BZZZZ
BZZZZZZZZ
why didn't Chris Tucker have a career?
He co-starred in the greatest buddy cop comedy of all time.
Which came out the next year after Fifth Element. And what after that?
Rush hour
read my post again, anon
then rush hour 2 then 3
you can't really do better than that
nope, we have a gay Black person homosexual in it, movies are cancelled when queers are detected, played or in real life
shame because it had potential to be great
multipussy
...didn't this guy get murdered by some guy he was fricking?
Yes and it was a spook he was fricking to boot.
hue
>gay
Ruby is the greatest pussy destroyer in the galaxy. You might not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like. Korben Dallas is practically an incel next to him.
Bizarre how this stereotype of a black man is somehow more manly than a gangsta rapper type.
>stereotype
not really
maybe more respectable, but just acts like a gay here
He was annoying as frick. Ruined the film for me.
Knowing he ruined the movie for so many people has aged this scene like a fine wine.
But he was 100% pure unfiltered kino
The cherry on top, the movie would have worked without him, but he made it so much better.
That's a nice hat.
You want it? Keep it! I DON'T NEEDD ITTTTTTTT
The best he's done. I wanted Valerian to be good and visually it was striking but nowhere near as cinematic as Fifth Element. I took all my friends to see this for my birthday. Got the soundtrack right after.
Was a fun ride, pure moral of the story and I had a mad crush on Leeloo at the time.
Valerian is such an embarrassing slop. It's like the anti Fifth Element, everything that worked so well in the Element is a complete flop in Valerian.
I've had Valerian downloaded for years and any time I think about maybe watching it I see the coked out zombie eyes of the two leads on the poster and just immediately change my mind and watch something else. Still haven't seen it.
It’s worth watching for the visual creativity alone, moments of inspiration do leak through
Yeah it’s no way near as bad as people make out. Zero chemistry leads and their weird relationship aside, it’s excellent scifi.
it's crap
>visual creativity
meh, generic holyisraelite cgislop
>Film ruins itself by being absolutely completely moronic.
>If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you didn't get past the brain filter.
>absolutely completely moronic
I think that's you.
>Film thinks that the Earth is only 10,000 years old
>Implies the Moon was created 5,000 years ago
>The "new moon" is only 60 miles from the planet, which means that every single person on Earth will die within a month from massive tidal waves and asteroids after the Moon is torn apart.
That's why there hasn't been a sequel to this moronic ass-film.
>autismo babble
>That's why there hasn't been a sequel to this moronic ass-film
You see that as a negative? God, you're really dumb. That's the BEST thing about it! None of these endless sequels that get shit out for other movies are any good.
he's fricking moronic
if anything you wrote in this post makes it harder for you to enjoy this movie then i feel sorry for you
>sci fi film isnt realistic
wow anon, you really tore this film apart
>Take everything in a science fiction movie about aliens and esoteric magic too seriously
>Not creative enough to come up with a story line that is congruent to the source material.
You haven't an imaginative bone in your body, learn to enjoy a story you frickin bore.
When I think of a movie that can best be described as "fun", this is what comes to mind.
comfy
>no toilet
>poops out of the window
they use three seashells
Do they get fined for cursing?
Just stomp it down the shower drain.
I mean, it makes sense
Ahhhh! See good in bad, I liket!
Good fortune for you!!!
doesn't the shower slide up and there's a toilet under it? he probably has to share with the people on the upper and lower floors actually
Under the shower is a freezer. C'mon, it's like you haven't even seen this movie.
but what's under the freezer?
>Dogman
Wow, no female lead this time?
You decide
>take the joker but make it french.
thanks luc. for nuthin'
>a gay Black person homosexual
but he is just style expressive for the ladies
I refuse to believe deafness hasn't been cured.
how do you cure your eardrums being ruptured
It was one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time...
Much worse than valerian if you can believe it
Now watch this kino
I can't even tell you if this is a good film or not, the CGI is so butt ugly that my eyes melt and I switch the channel every time.
aarghhh
It's good
SEXO
ARGHGHHGHG
My EYES
did you mess with the aspect ratio or is the entire film series like that? blergh
>tfw no elf gf
Ten years later:
>realisation moment while brushing your teeth
Shit, that girl wanted to properly frick me, right?
Multi pass.
Cinemaphile pass.
Yeah.
>Mila Jovovic
I will watch your movie now.
Man, its so cringe to check out israelitetube reactions on movies like Fifth Element
>Genuine emotional acting from every actor makes them shake the heads because they got used to deadbeat modern acting
>Comedic moments genuinely fly over their heads cause they got used to artificial AI generated quips
>Sincere filmmaking like clever and funny transitions from one character doing or saying the thing to another character reacting confuse them.
>Fun and natural dialogues makes them go 'Whaaaat did he say?!'
>The whole Ruby Rod sequence just send them into the void of confusion. What is that - an actual energetic acting and soulful presence? Never heard of that.
Reactions on these great movies, actual definition of art, are perfect for studiying the decline of emotional, cultural and spiritual education of the modern people.
Modern fillmaking has breeded the generations of zombies.
>Man, its so cringe to check out israelitetube reactions
Yes, yes it is. Stop doing it.
>breeded
Post invalidated
What's wrong with this cat?
brainrot
It's French.
1/3 of french people have toxoplasmosis, a brain parasite that changes your personality
it comes from cat and rat shit
wasn't Chris Tucker on Epsteins Island?
uh, Ruby Rod bros...
Ruby's definitely the kind of person to be on Epstein's island too
delet
Epstein's Island is so green
Or another man with the same name.
all nogs look the same
I hope y'all read the Incal, The Airtight Garage, maybe some Philip Druillet as well. And watched El Topo and Holy Mountain.
Nope.
Get to it then
ok
>Jodorowsky "fool's gold" pretentious slop
Hell naw!
>tfw chocolate syrup starts leaking from your head
Well he is talking to Mr. Shadow.
I like how they could have just had blood for this but making it some kind of oily tar substance makes it so much more unsettling.
ass
I want to savagely pound the transfigured Mangalorian while looking into its eyes, tormented about getting dicked.
imagine a big shit log sliding out of there
sexo
Peak woman.
the ideal woman doesnt ex-
My first thought was
>how did Besson get past the AI censor?
I need to stop proompting
booba
Oh ya.
#5 doing the nazi symbol
Cancel the film, burn all the copies.
#5 is best one
5,3,1,2,4,6,7
7 is a guy
All these women are fricking disgusting except for 1
HONORABLE COURSES
Luc Bessons bit of stuff (also seen in the first act of Leon) then Besson fricks Milla during production.
Actually wouldn't mind a Fifth Element anime. They make one for everything now, this would have actually been pretty cool
Is Besson a hack?
Good movie, shit ending.
kino ending, you're full of whack
and how should have ended it?
What was wrong with the ending?
>The Fifth Element is Love
Please
nothing wrong with a happy ending
It was fine. I'd hate for such colorful and vibrant movie to get a moody ending similar to bladerunner
kino
i thought it frickin sucked
you're moronic
retarted like a fox
no, moronic like an average Cinemaphile poster
Its the greatest live action anime ever made
We already had a Matrix thread.
Why are the attendants so appealingly trashy? Fricking frogs activating my dick.
High Class trailer trash look
It's an artistic choice, I think.
There's always that sense of everything being a bit off or weird, to make us feel a distant future society with its own beauty standards, art and fashion.
Note how the movie implies that freckles are very desirable, that's why they wear barely no makeup.
>What the Hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
I wish flying were like this
same
The best movie ever made.
>You want some more?
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Would you?
Depends on the breasts.
nice rack
without hesitation
Looks nice but weirdly euro and the plot is moronic.
moron
POP IT D-MAN
Garbage movie. Bombed for a reason.
>Bombed
Budget: $90 million
Box office: $263.9 million
>wrong on both occasions
dumb fricking moron
Great film indeed.
i watched this when i was at peak hopelessness and it did make me feel better
>I can fix her
It was a tad confusing having the only remaining part be the hand and also the monoshiwan get its same hand cut off
I always remember the part where Chris Tucker fricked one of the flight attendants. I mean, we'd call it rape now, probably.
It's the closest thing to a Metal Hurlant live action movie.
Fight me if you want, but The Fifth Element is on the top class of sci-fi movies of all time.
The Kino Element.
Supa green