>The film features the voices of Eric Idle, Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, Casey Kasem, Robert Stack, Lionel Stander, John Moschitta Jr., Scatman Crot...

>The film features the voices of Eric Idle, Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, Casey Kasem, Robert Stack, Lionel Stander, John Moschitta Jr., Scatman Crothers, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, and Orson Welles, who died 10 months before the film's release, in his final film role.

How the fuck did they get so many big names for a cartoon movie in the 80s?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. THE Lionel Stander?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was kup

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans Formers was like the MCU of the 80's
    Every actor who knew what was up wanted in so they could be cool with the kids

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How the fuck did they get so many big names for a cartoon movie in the 80s?
      $$$

      It was also Hasbro making it a point to kill off the characters from the first two years of the toy line to focus on new ones that Hasbro itself had more of a hand in designing and owning.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did those space ayys at the beginning know what unicron was?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orson Welles is known across the universe.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      unicron is the devil in transformers mythology, you would know if he showed up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the G1 world he was just a science experiment made by a monkey

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That monkey's identity?... Albert Einstein.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frank Stallone

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              he actually voiced a Transformer, he voiced Thunderhoof who was a mafia crime boss that had the appearance of a deer and turned into a farming tractor.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I AM FAR FROM OVER!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just the G1 cartoon, in the G1 comic he's a dark god and that's the origin that stuck.
          Also there's nothing about the science monkey in the movie if you look at it as just a stand-alone film. Which I kind of do, it helps alleviate some of the silliness that came before and after it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Primacron never made a lick of sense, especially with the Matrix just noping out in the background during the flashback. What the fuck man.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he only have one cron?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voice acting has always been a good excuse to burn up a mandatory on a contract. It's why so many of the GoT actors started doing it after the hype from that died.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      best line

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Damnit, I’m a Doctor not a forklift is the best line.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      best line

      They're allowed to say shit in a PG movie?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was not in the theatrical release or the version I had on VHS.
        First time I saw the version with the swear word was when I was able to get it more than a decade later on DVD.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was when I saw it in theaters
          the VHS cut it though

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was DEFINITELY in the theatrical release. That's all we could talk about in 1986.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the 80s. Beetlejuice was rated PG and had fuck in it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NICE FUCKIN' MODEL! HONNNNK

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was before the 1990s when we let soccer moms ruin everything, with them trying to command the entire populace because Mortal Kombat scared them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It started before that it the mid 80s when Al Gore's bitch wife got congress to go after Twister Sister & music

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            real shit? its Al Gore's fault for essentially modern discourse?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        PG movies used to get by with nudity. I started watching Jabberwocky with kids in the room once when comes a 3 minute scene of a nekkid lady.
        I should have guessed with it being a Terry Gilliam movie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clash of the Titans showed ass and titties and it was PG.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need a "Directors Cut" of this where they fix all the little mistakes and animate the scenes that were storyboarded but cut.

      Transformers was massive. It was pretty much definitively the top boy's action figure toy until TMNT came along.

      >Lionel Stander
      Holy shit I never realised he was Kup, can totally hear it now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based ancientfag

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fucking based. Thanks anon

            Get that Go-Bots shit out of here.

            Eat shit and die queerbait

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No u. GAYLORD

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get that Go-Bots shit out of here.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starscream had it coming

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing wrong.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHIN'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
    NOTHIN'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
    NOTHING'S GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY
    NOT TONIGHT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHEN I SEE WHAT I WANT IM GONNA TAKE IT
      IF ITS AGAINST THE LAW YOU CAN BET ILL BREAK IT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DARE!
      DARE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN SURVIVE!
      YOU HOLD THE FUTURE IN YOUR HAND!
      DARE!
      DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR DREAMS ALIVE!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        DARE TO BE STUPID

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        DARE TO BE STUPID

        As much as I usually dislike how pretentious hbomberguy is, I think he hit the nail on the head in his retrospective when he said that "Dare to be Stupid" is the moral core of the movie. If everything around you is being consumed by nihilism and death, and it seems like any good outcome at all is utterly impossible, the only way you can fight back is with radical positivity and by truly believing that things can be made better than they are. Even if it means being totally stupid.
        Following that up by playing "Dare" while they infiltrate Unicron is just icing on the cake.
        >"Come out, Autobot! We all must die sometime!"
        >"Not today, Galvatron!"
        >*punches the thematic representation of death and nihilism right in the face*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I learned less than 24 hours ago that this song is also in an earlier movie, performed by someone else. Savage Streets with Linda Blair from 1984. A prolonged rape scene initially earned it an X rating.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yesss. That opening guitar riff could not possbly sound more like "Beat It" without getting sued.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GOT THE TOUCH

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should use the original voice acting and soundtrack and let Michael Bay make a version with new visuals.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake the entire movie shot for shot with avatar level cgi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, a singular chud with a nice computer and tons of free time could do it.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a "Directors Cut" of this where they fix all the little mistakes and animate the scenes that were storyboarded but cut.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want robots that transform with simple twists and bends and don't have gaping holes in their skin

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Transformers The Movie

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Judd Nelson, Casey Kasem, Robert Stack, Lionel Stander, John Moschitta Jr., Scatman Crothers, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker

    Litereally fucking who?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John Moschitta Jr.
      The guy from Micromachines commercials. You have to be 18 to post here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BULLSHIT

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Kasem, Crothers, Cullen, and Welker were already doing voice work for animation. Moschitta was a novelty pitchman, known mainly as "the Micro Machines guy." Nimoy, Stack, and Stander were at a slow point in their careers. Nelson was dealing with substance abuse probems. Welles' difficult reputation and alcoholism had reduced him to playing the voice of Robin Masters on Magnum, P.I. i don't know how Eric Idle got involved, but the others are pretty easily explained.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest thing going at the time, good script, one big name joins, others interests are peaked, also believe it or not many actors will join projects like this based on their kids or grandkids liking it.
    Bob Hoskins only did the Mario movie because of his kids.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This line made boomers shit and piss their pants in rage.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But xoomers loved it.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new Transformers movie just came out
    >no one gives a shit

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DARE TO BE STUPID
    >DARE TO BE STUPID
    >*8 year old me spazzes out*

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot Weird Al, DARE TO BE STUPID

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why throw away your like so recklessly?
    >That a question you should be asking yourself Megatron

    KINO
    I
    N
    O

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TV series you've never heard of
    >has Ozzy Osbourne, Bonnie Tyler, Billy Connolly, pre-nonce Gary Glitter and for some reason Frank Bruno doing the lyrics and the London Symphony Orchestra doing the backing.

    The series is mediocre as hell but the music is far better than it has any right to be.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Orson Welles' final role being fucking Unicron of all roles. It fits so well with his career

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so processed it could be anyone. Rumor is that much of it isn't even him because he was an ornery old fuck.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    white suburban parents would literally riot in the 80s over shipments of transformers or cabbage patch
    after reagan made it legal to market to children toy franchises became the biggest thing going

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartoons go on Cinemaphile

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ascended kino, this movie rivals the Plane Scene in terms of quotability

    >"DIE AUTOBOTS"
    >"Such heroic nonsense"
    >"I've got better things to do tonight than die"
    >"Why throw away your life so recklessly"
    >"One shall stand, one shall fall"
    >"I thought you were made of sterner stuff"
    >"MEGATRON MUST BE STOPPED, NO MATTER THE COST"
    >"Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior"
    >"UNCHARISMATIC BORE"
    >"Wait, I still function!" "Wanna bet?"
    >"I have summoned you here for a purpose" "NOBODY SUMMONS MEGATRON" "Then it pleases me to be the first"
    >"Your bargaining posture is highly dubious"
    >"Proceed, on your way to oblivion"
    >"This is bad comedy"
    >"Megatron, is that you?!" "Here's a hint!"
    >"Oh SHIT what are we gonna do now?!"
    >"OPEN DAMN IT OPEN"
    >"Bah-weep-granah-weep-ninnybong, it's a universal greeting!"
    >"I have nothing BUT contempt for this court"
    >"There was a time I considered sparing your wretched little planet, but now... you shall witness... its DISMEMBERMENT"
    >"It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, otherwise I might have some sense of satisfaction"
    >"I KNEW YOU HAD POTENTIAL KID"

    You can argue that it's technically a glorified toy commercial, but damn, the dialogue is ridiculously punchy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the fucking music... God, it slaps so much...

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It may be forgotten by most today but it’s truly a gem and still stands high above any other Transformers media. The first Michael Bay movie is the only one that comes anywhere close, and it still isn’t close at all.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing I liked about Rise of the Beasts is that they played Unicrons theme from this film

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys... I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."
    — Orson Welles: A Biography

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoilers, Orson! WtF.

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