The first movie I've seen in actual theaters in 4 years. Thanks Tom Cruise for making the movie we all needed.

The first movie I've seen in actual theaters in 4 years. Thanks Tom Cruise for making the movie we all needed. The introduction video was a nice touch. I didnt get to see it in imax sadly but the atmos sound was a nice

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely kino. Such a fun flick

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who was the "bad guy" nation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iran probably

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >iran
        >winter mountains with trees

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Iran is huge and has a wide array of landscapes and climates. And it snows there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the 5th gen fighters are su57s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canada

      Not joking btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iran is the only nation that has airworthy f14s. But it's obviously a fictional country.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The f-14s were just relics they brought onto the base. The main force was made of Su-57s.

        [...]

        Its a Russian satellite country, Belarus or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          belarus is landlocked, so is kazakhstan and the rest of central asia, ukraine has no mountains by the coast. actually a russian-aligned canada is the most likely since they would have to take a carrier to get to canada's northern coastlines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least it wont date the movie. if they went in that ARGH PUTIN route, it would age terribly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was NK. I kinda thought I saw their flag in the background at one point(reflection of a screen), but probably not.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going to see this again next week with the pops can't wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm taking my brother to it. Moneys tight for him right now and he needs the upper

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same, only thing that pissed me off is that I missed IMAX showing by a day. Went in Friday and on that day the only IMAX in my city started playing Jurassic Park.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true we could have F-35s in the movie if it wasn't for Tom Cruise autistic
    >nooooo i have to fly it myself
    ? If so then frick him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >noo why must Tom Cruise make kino?
      He wouldn't fly it himself either way. But having a two seater plane means that they can shoot the scenes with all the actors actually in the wienerpits and that's the main selling point of the movie you moron. "Real f-18s, real Gs."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so the actors actually flew in the planes? or was it green screend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk
          c**tries do NOT let civilians fly jets which are in active service.
          They were sitting back while rea pilots flew the jet. The reactions, shots were all real

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finally got some time off
    >no longer in IMAX

    wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank jurassic frick park for that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it'll rock your sock off in a normal theater bro just sit close

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank jurassic frick park for that

      Jurassic Park will have empty premium theaters by next week, hopefully Paramount puts them back in

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    getting real tired of capeshit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to make sure you're seeing it in real IMAX and not fake IMAX?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i live in IL and the only two imax screens are at museums in chciago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go to a normal theater bro its not worth your life

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a made up country. The producers even confessed the nationality of the enemy didn't matter at all and the main focal point were the characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but autists gonna autism

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. Last movie I saw in the theaters was Super Troopers 2 no joke.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >was going to see this with my boomer dad this week but they took it out of UltraAVX to give it to Jurassic fricking World

    honestly seething about this. Extremely fricking frustrating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHO GIVES A FRICK ABOUT JURASSIC FRICKING WORLD, TWO MOVIES ABOUT FRICKING DINOSAURS AND THEY'RE GOD DAMNED DOGSHIT HOW DO YOU MAKE DOGSHIT DINO MOVIES AND THIS NEW ONE IS EVEN WORSE, HOW DARE THEY TAKE CRUISE KINO OUT OF ULTRAAVX I AM ACTUALLY SEETHING RN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >had to rush to see it Wednesday because of this shit
      I'm so glad I did, frick dinosaur movie, I hope it loses to top gun this weekend

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise saves cinema and this is how they repay him? By taking his movie out of Ultra AVX in favor of dinoshit that maybe 3 kids will see?
    My fricking god.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise restored my faith in cinema.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was an ok prelude to jurassic world
    saw it yesterday to a packed house, a real crowd pleaser
    might take relatives to see it again next week cause they're dino-nuts

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking amazing. I almost never pay to watch a movie twice. This one, I did.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those mountains are in range of the Persian Gulf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no they are not

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What other Cruise Kinos should i watch next

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all of them.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clap slave

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now that the dust settled is scientology based or cringe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its still cringe, but he's based so I guess its alright?

      People tell tales of him being the nicest guy in Hollywood and having an incredible work ethic. So if it works for him, it works for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I sit in my apartment watching cams of his kinos while he flies around the world in jets being rich and delivering kino
      Whatever he's doing, I'm in no position to criticize it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >169429000
    norway

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I missed the first 10-15 mins and started watching when he enters some diner in some hick town

    can someone fill me in on the intro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      test pilot for secret fast tech
      boss is coming to shut down project because its not flying fast enough
      tom takes it on flight to push it to the max to get the project not canned
      reaches speed but keeps going
      plane burns up and he jettisons out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol yeah i kinda figured that, based Maverick, best call sign too. Iceman is nice too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >film opens showing a jet flying loop de loops to kenny loggins danger zone
      >record scratch and music stops
      >cuts to an old looking tom cruise wearing his air force uniform and flinching from something off screen
      >camera zooms out and a black dominatrix is whipping him while he's on all 4s in his uniform on a bed
      >tom says thanks for the session, see you again next week and pays her a wad of dollar bills
      >takes off his air force uniform and wraps it back up in plastic and puts on a sleazy business suit, takes out a pill bottle and downs a handfull of pills with a swig from a hip flask
      >says "i gotta get my life back on track, im signing up again"
      think that was about it

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think it will still be on screens July 4th week? Want to take my boomer dad and mom to see it. Mom at her age gets confused if a story is too complex, but this one is pretty straightforward, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is. She'll get it, especially if she has vague memories of the first one. Not sure if it will still be playing

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